Chapter Twenty-Five: Resurrection from the Dead
Cheng Shi suddenly woke up from his sleep, he first saw Yang Yang half-squatting on the ground, looking at him suspiciously, and then the corner of his eye seemed to feel something hovering in the middle of the yard, so he suddenly looked up and saw Barbara looking at him in mid-air, he was stunned for a moment, and then jumped up quickly.
"What are you going to do? War again? Who made the first move? Cheng Shi bowed his body to look at Yang Yang, and then glanced up at Barbara flying in mid-air, with a look of astonishment.
"Landlord, it's your hand that strikes first." Yang Yang got up and said without thinking, and still looked at Cheng Shi suspiciously.
Cheng Shi was stunned again when he heard Yangyang's words.
"I ...... The first hand? After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he pointed at himself with the index finger of his right hand, still looking stunned.
"You just woke up and attacked the stinky monkey, threw it to the ground, and lay on top of it and shouted, 'Mommy.'" Yang Yang said unhurriedly.
"Birdman, what nonsense are you talking about?" Sister Monkey shouted in mid-air, glaring angrily at Yang Yang, and summoned a lightning magic in the palm of her right hand, as if she wanted an electric bird.
"Where do I have nonsense, that's how it is." Yang Yang spread his hand sincerely, and when he saw the lightning magic summoned by Sister Monkey, he subconsciously blocked his forehead with his hand.
Cheng Shi heard the conversation between the two superhuman ladies in the family, and he didn't know what was going on for a while, and his eyes quickly wandered away from Yang Yang and Barbara.
"You come down first, and we'll go inside and make things clear." Cheng Shi yelled at the monkey sister who was flying in mid-air.
When Barbara heard Cheng Shi's words, she reluctantly landed on the ground three meters away from Cheng Shi.
So one person plus two superhuman sisters, plus another car model and returned to Cheng's living room, Yang Yang walked into the living room and sat cross-legged on the small sofa where she often sits, Barbara sat on the small sofa by the door, and Cheng Shi sat on the main sofa to show the demeanor of the head of the family, everyone is automatic, it is estimated that this is the standard sitting method of Cheng Shi's family and animals in the living room in the future, the information bridge is suspended in the center of the living room and is still illuminating Cheng Shi's head with a faint blue light.
"What are you doing? Am I not awake? What else to photo? Cheng Shi yelled at the information bridge suspended in the center of the living room.
The information bridge vibrated when he heard Cheng Shi's words, and then said: "Master, your expression is wrong, it's not that you woke up, you are alive again." The information bridge withdrew the glimmer of light that illuminated Cheng Shi and said unhurriedly.
"What do you mean? Together, I came back from the dead? Cheng Shi looked at the information bridge with a surprised expression.
"If you say that, yes, it's true, it's a resurrection from the dead." The tone of the information bridge is unhurried.
The two superhuman ladies sitting on the sofa on both sides were also stunned when they heard the conversation between Cheng Shi and the car model.
Cheng Shi looked left and right at Yang Yang and Barbara, who were sitting on both sides, and found that they were all stunned, and then said to the information bridge: "You make it clear, what is going on?" Cheng Shi scratched his head after speaking.
"Let the bird speak first, it's the one who discovers your anomaly first." After the information bridge finished speaking, he turned the front of his car to Yangyang, of course, if it has a car front, the information bridge transformed into a suspended car model is a mouse-like thing, milky white throughout, absolutely symmetrical on the left and right, front and back, if it weren't for the front and rear two suspected car lights, I really can't see that it's a car model.
Yangyang heard the car model call her "bird." Instantly, there was an urge to dismantle the car, and made a two-handed action to break things at the car model, and the monkey sister sitting opposite sneered when she heard the car model's words, and Yang Yang glared at her.
Seeing this, Cheng Shi hurriedly waved his hand at Yangyang, then glanced at the information bridge, and then said: "Let's stop infighting, let's make things clear first, Yangyang, you talk first." Cheng Shi finished speaking, looked around, and finally set his eyes on Yang Yang.
"Okay, I'll start with that." Yang Yang sat cross-legged on the sofa, as if preparing to tell a story, "Originally, I was sleeping in the attic, but then I suddenly woke up hungry, and then I went downstairs to find the landlord, and when I went to the living room on the first floor, I found that only this little broken car was suspended there. Yang Yang said and glanced at the suspended information bridge, "Then I ran to the yard again, and found the landlord asleep in the rocking chair, with a stiff smile on his face, I didn't seem to be right, so I called you to wake up, but I didn't wake up no matter how I shouted, and then the stinky monkey and the little broken car came over, and then we were all in the yard." Yang Yang spread out his hand after speaking, and Barbara immediately glared at Yang Yang.
After listening to Yangyang's story, Cheng Shi was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at Barbara, as if he was confirming what Yang Yang said to Barbara.
Sister Monkey saw Cheng Shi's eyes and said, "The birdman only said part of the situation, it didn't say why we went outside. Barbara said and glanced at Yang Yang, who was sitting opposite, "I was packing up in my room, and suddenly I heard the birdman shouting loudly below: The landlord is dead, the landlord is dead, so I hurriedly went downstairs and ran to the yard, and when I got to the yard, I saw the car floating above your head." After Sister Monkey finished speaking, she glanced at Yang Yang on the other side, and Yang Yang looked embarrassed.
After listening to Sister Monkey's words, Cheng Shi instantly broke out in a cold sweat on his back, and his feelings Yang Yang expressed the problem like this.
The suspended model suddenly vibrate: "Actually, what the bird said is right, according to the situation when I scanned your brain at that time, your brain had completely stopped quantum activity at that time, and according to the definition of human death on this planet, you died completely." ”
Yang Yang heard that the car model was supporting his point of view, and just wanted to throw a wink at it, but when he turned around and thought that this little broken car still called her a bird, the expression on his face immediately turned sunny to yin.
"What can't die, aren't I fine now?" Cheng Shi suddenly shouted at the information bridge, and then said, "Then what? ”
"Then you spoofed the corpse, jumped up and threw the stinky monkey to the ground, and scared us all." Yang Yang then said, not forgetting to put his hands on his chest and make an upward movement when he spoke.
When Barbara heard Yang Yang say that Cheng Shi threw her to the ground, she immediately got up and pointed at Yang Yang and shouted, "Birdman, you still say." Yang Yang heard Sister Monkey's roar, subconsciously leaned back, and made a resisting movement with his right hand.
After listening to Yangyang's words, Cheng Shi instantly broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, in his opinion, he was just lying on a rocking chair in the yard and falling asleep and dreaming, but when he woke up, he was told by these three strange people at home like a thriller story, and he couldn't help but feel chrysanthemum.
"Did I really knock you out?" Cheng Shi looked at Sister Monkey and said softly, with a sincere face.
Barbara didn't answer Cheng Shi's words, just "snorted" and turned her head.
Seeing this, Cheng Shi smiled embarrassedly: "Oh, I'm sorry, I had a dream when I was asleep and woke up scared, I was unconscious, I'm sorry." ”
After the story was told, Cheng Shi was half-lying on the sofa, and just wanted to recall the strange dream he had when he slept in the morning, when he heard Yang Yang suddenly say, "Landlord, when are we going to eat?" ”
Cheng Shi subconsciously glanced at the clock hanging on the opposite TV wall when he heard Yangyang's words, ", it's one o'clock in the afternoon?" Cheng Shi muttered in his heart, Cheng Shi didn't expect that he would sleep for more than two hours while lying on the rocking chair.
"Let's go, in order to express my apologies to everyone, this human decided to soothe everyone's wounded hearts with a delicious hot pot." Cheng Shi got up and said happily to everyone, and spread his hands after speaking.
When everyone heard Cheng Shi say that he was going out to eat hot pot, they cheered in unison, and even the information bridge vibrated a few times.
"Are you excited? Can you eat it? Cheng Shi teased at the vibrating car model.
"Hey, it's not interesting enough if you say that, I can't eat, can't I join in the fun? I'm going to take you to a hot pot restaurant. The information bridge said unhurriedly, and then vibrated again to protest.
"I really don't need you to take us there this time, the hot pot restaurant is 200 meters away from the gate of the courtyard and turns left." Cheng Shi looked at the information bridge and said with a smile, but in an instant he felt that there was nothing to do in the afternoon anyway, it was better to find a hot pot restaurant with a better environment, anyway, the food expenses company would reimburse them, and kill the unreliable fairy sister before going on a business trip, and besides, this magic car with unlimited energy would not be in vain.
"Xiaoqiao, let's go, let's go to the hot pot restaurant in the square on the western outskirts of the city to eat." After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he saw that Barbara and Yangyang had already walked towards the courtyard in high spirits.
"Don't you still have to rely on me?" The model muttered and flew into the yard.
Just heard the "bang", a Wuling Hongguang appeared in the yard, the front of the car was still facing the direction of the yard gate, this goods are not stupid, he knew that it was easier to go out this way, and the three of them opened the door and got into the car.
"Anyway, you won't 'bang' every time you transform in the future, right?" Cheng Shi, who was sitting in the driver's seat, said to the steering wheel of the car, as if talking to himself.
"Not necessarily, it depends on the mood of the car, and occasionally a little sound effect will be made, which makes the car more awesome." The information bridge said in a fork.
Cheng Shi was speechless......
Cheng Shi thought to himself that there was no normal one in this family except for himself, and even a car AI was trying to find a way to brush up on his presence, but he also felt that it didn't matter, as long as the two Superman ladies in the family didn't fight and tear down the house at every turn, the others were put up with it, who made him not a normal person, for example, no matter what game he played, he was a pit teammate as always, and a pit teammate was a professional household.
The car slowly drove out of the courtyard of Cheng Jiabiye and walked towards the square in the western suburbs of the city.
Suddenly, a familiar girl's face appeared on the car's central display.
"Cheng Shi, I have time to come to the company, and I have something to explain to you." After speaking, the fairy sister seemed to be looking at Cheng Shi.
", can't you eat hot pot again?" Cheng Shi exclaimed.