Chapter 385: Half a Day's Leisure
Mi Fu is kind-hearted in the end, when he married Gou Shanzhong, he also had the intention of repaying his kindness, although he was angry that he concealed it first, but in the end he would not really chop him up and feed it to the dog.
Xie Jingyi played a few games of chess with Gou Shanzhong, and Zhao's shopkeeper had already helped Mi Fu wrap the dumplings and cook them.
"Although Zhao Que is not young, he is beautiful and can cook, so isn't the master worried about the corner of the wall?" Xie Jingyi smelled the smell of meat and sniffed.
Gou Shanzhong raised his chin proudly, "If he is as fat as before, I have to worry, after all, my wife has a soft spot for pigs!" ”
Xie Jingyi raised his head, stared at Gou Shanzhong up and down for a while, and saw that Gou Shanzhong was hairy, and then suddenly said, "I'll just say, why did Sister Mi Fu fall in love with you, it turns out that you have a soft spot for pigs, you are really wise, you have learned!" ”
Gou Shanzhong was stunned, almost squirting out the tea in his mouth, he wiped his wet beard with a handkerchief, "Ah Que is just a businessman, how do you know him?" It seems to be very close. ”
Xie Jingyi didn't raise his head, "Oh, he bought a coffin from me before, and we met." Are you going to buy a coffin? I can choose a good one for you, don't worry, it's big and spacious, and it won't give birth to insects. ”
…… Gou Shanzhong suddenly didn't want to answer, he was a little melancholy. Before you get out of the mountain, you're already scared, okay? The students back then were as obedient as Song Yao and Zhao Que, telling them not to take the test, and they didn't take the test.
Today's children, one by one, do not respect the old and love the young, and secondly, they poison people with iron mouths, it is really the world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, and the master is not good!
"Not yet."
Xie Jingyi nodded. Looking at Gou Shanzhong's fragile expression, he secretly shook his head in his heart, she hasn't exerted her strength yet, he said that it doesn't need to be useful? When the time comes, he will die in front of Mi Fu, where will Mi Fu find the coffin, and he will not rely on her sister who picked up on the road!
This coffin, Gou Shanzhong bought it.
I can't even stand this, how can I go to the court to endure the poisonous mouths of Chai Er and his group of old brothers from Yushitai?
The dumplings were quickly served, Mi Fu quickly served some cold dishes, and Xie Jingyi dipped in vinegar and snorted a big bowl.
"Sister, when you have eaten and drunk, I will go back. When the weather is cold, I'll give you a whole sheep to eat, the mutton dumplings are delicious. I have a village on the outskirts of the city, and the sheep are fresh and fat. ”
Mifu smiled and nodded, "Then I'll wait." ”
Xie Jingyi narrowed his eyes, "Then I won't delay you to sharpen your knives, and I'll go first." What is Zhao Que still doing here, waiting for dinner! ”
Shopkeeper Zhao reluctantly stuffed the last dumpling into his mouth, and hurriedly stood up, "Let's go, let's go." Come back another day, come back another day. ”
Mi Fu didn't keep it, and he thought that there were still some accounts, which had to be settled behind closed doors with Gou Shanzhong.
Shopkeeper Zhao's carriage was wide, and Xie Jingyi squeezed it up without hesitation, letting Qing Ji follow behind.
"Why don't you persuade me to go to the imperial examination, anyway, back then, I was also a hopeful person to explore flowers."
Xie Jingyi picked up the fruit in the carriage, threw one to the shopkeeper Zhao, and took a bite himself, "The hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, after so many years, he still explores the flowers, and the dog's tail grass is almost the same!" You have been someone else for so many years, and you have studied hard in vain! ”
"Besides, how good our Black Feather Guard is, not to mention protecting the family and defending the country, the promotion is fast, it is simply a great official position that everyone envies. Why do I exhort you to abandon the near and the far and turn to the light and the darkness? You and I have known each other, and I won't let you take a detour. ”
Shopkeeper Zhao looked at Xie Jingyi speechlessly, "I don't know you yet?" Do you have such a good heart? Is the Black Feather Guard so good? You don't say that on weekdays, don't you say that the black chicken feather tail has a smell of, and it can't be stumbled? ”
Xie Jingyi blinked, patted Shopkeeper Zhao's shoulder, and said earnestly, "You don't want less flesh on your body and less wisdom, okay?" Some words, when said clearly, are not interesting. ”
"We, Black Feather Guard, are all ......" Xie Jingyi said, stretched out four fingers, and thought about adding another one, "Old thief Zhai, I, Brother Guan, you and Zhai Zhun, five people!" Zhai Lao Thief is Shangfeng, Zhai Zhun is Shangfeng's relative, I can't beat Brother Guan......"
"You went to take the entrance examination, who should I call? Look, I've said a long time ago that people can't live too clearly, and they understand too well that it hurts feelings! ”
Shopkeeper Zhao took a bite of the fruit fiercely, "I have a fart relationship with you!" ”
Xie Jingyi laughed heartlessly, "Why don't you have feelings?" I know that you are not interested in the other side, so if you don't persuade you, it will be in vain. ”
Shopkeeper Zhao scratched his head and sniffed, if he was usual, he would look silly when he did such an action, but now that he has changed his face, he looks cute.
"How the hell did you get so thin all of a sudden?"
Shopkeeper Zhao's face darkened, "Sure enough, we have no feelings." I was drenched in heavy rain that day, and after I went back, I burned like a paper figure on fire, and the next day before dawn, Brother Guan came to whip me with a whip, I was afraid that it was not the whip that started the fire, only to find out that I was sick. ”
"She was good, she dragged me and went to find Langzhong. My heart is too big, and I don't look for Li Xing, I don't know where I am looking for stupidity, so I gave me a dose of tiger and wolf medicine, saying what it is to get angry. Good guy, I didn't eat a grain of rice, I vomited and diarrhea for three days, and when I looked in the mirror, my mother didn't recognize me. ”
"I'm angry when I say it, and I can't wait to beat that Lang Zhong......"
Shopkeeper Zhao said, taken aback by Xie Jingyi, "What are you doing looking at me so brightly?" Don't say you can be my daughter, it's just ...... Then I don't dare, I'll look at you more, your imperial history can poison me! ”
Xie Jingyi slapped the shopkeeper Zhao's thigh, "Stupid, stupid!" Who is that Lang Zhong's surname? Where do you sit at a medical center? Where is this tiger and wolf medicine, this is gold! ”
"Shall we take him in, and still eat meat while sitting on the lid of the coffin? Let's lie down in the hot spring village and eat! Still need the bald tail hair on the chicken butt? Let's fight with gold, we won't call it Black Feather Guard in the future, let's call it Golden Feather Guard! ”
Shopkeeper Zhao was taken aback by her, and when he thought about it again, he immediately regretted it.
"I'm really confused, why didn't I hold the thighs of the God of Wealth. I'll look for the little brother in a while, and I'll be sure of Jin Yuwei! ”
Xie Jingyi nodded with satisfaction.
Shopkeeper Zhao was excited for a while, and then couldn't help asking, "Why do you want to eat my master to death?" This time, you have untied the knot in my master's heart, and he will definitely be on your side in the future. Shi Niang is just an ordinary person......"
Xie Jingyi smiled, "What did you think of me." We're not all mercenary, Sister Mifu is a good person, and I like her. Besides, I think that even if the master can eat your master to death, she will be able to take in his students in the future. ”