Uh-huh? This scholar, really, pretended to be uncomfortable and avoided sleeping?

Lu Qingluo wanted him to know that she was not easy to mess with.

So she set up a frame and moved to the book palace, pushed open the bedroom of the scholar, no, it was the dormitory, and found the scholar sitting there coldly reading. Lu Qingluo walked over and said angrily: "Scholar, don't think I don't know!" Hurry up, come! ”

The concubine made a gesture of trepidation and said, "Your Majesty, don't be angry, the courtier is really not good!" ”

"In my dictionary, there is no such thing as no. Let's go. "She's not sick when she's sick cat?

The concubine sat down slowly, cleared her throat, and began to tell the story.

Yes, the concubine is dedicated to telling stories to Lu Qingluo, and she likes him to tell stories the most.

In this era, there is no TV, no Internet, not even a radio, and she is about to suffocate to death. Fortunately, there is also the clever mouth of the scholar, and when he heard the rise, Lu Qingluo also asked him to talk all night. But usually he was talking, and Lu Qingluo fell asleep.

Recently, the story in his womb has been almost told, and he can't tell a more wonderful story when he searches his stomach. Also, as a modern person, I have read so many novels and so many TV series and movies, which one is wonderful, how can the stories he tell be compared? Lu Qingluo just retreated to the next best.

How else could it be?

Lu Qingluo thought crankily while listening to the story: Suffocate me, suffocate me. I don't understand those words at all, I've been here for so long, I've been trying hard to learn words and writing from Taifu, but there is a process for everything. Besides, I don't want to read those books and crepes.

The next day, she yawned and swaggered out of the concubine's dormitory. The concubine was entangled by Lu Qingluo for half the night, and now her eyes are bloodshot, her whole body is weak, her eyes are black, and her waist is not straight. Because she listened to the story to the point where it was wonderful, she asked him to jump up and down to perform.

The surrounding palace people are talking about it, saying that this concubine is the most favored, and the other male concubines who pass by are all envious, jealous and hateful. They have been looking for advice from their concubines, and what tricks have they used to keep their favor for a long time.

Where is the concubine willing to say? Wouldn't it be detrimental to one's own male dignity to speak out? Could it be that he told someone that he was actually talking and jumping like a wild monkey every night?

Lu Qingluo came out of the book palace and returned to the main hall, planning to drink tea, and then go back to the dormitory to sleep beautifully. At this time, the mother queen came again, and Lu Qingluo thought: God, go quickly, I have to run away quickly, otherwise the mother queen will not know what task to arrange for me.

She was about to tiptoe away, when the mother had already arrived and shouted, "Wang'er, are you going to sleep again?" ”

As a result, the mother queen thought about it for a while, and said, "That's it, you were with the concubine last night, and it was difficult for you." But you come first, the emperor will teach you how to look at the twists and turns. ”

Lu Qingluo had no choice but to walk in front of the mother emperor with a sad face. Seeing the guard next to her holding a song as high as a mountain, she had a headache when she looked at it.

"Mother, can't I not learn? Isn't it good for you to deal with national affairs now? ”

"Good Wang'er, this country will always be returned to you, the mother queen is only assisting you now, you finish your studies quickly, and I can rest easy."

"Mother, it's so difficult, these words are like chicken intestines."

"How can you say that in your own country's language? Kuaxiu said. ”

Seeing that the mother queen was a little angry, Lu Qingluo didn't dare to make another move, so he had to sit down obediently and listen to the mother queen talk about how to deal with state affairs. Poor little Nizi has never done it since she was a child as a cadre in the Dalian class, and now she wants to manage a small country, she thought: I really can't do it.

Lu Qingluo thought about it and yawned.

The mother queen looked at it and got angry, and wanted to knock her head, saying that her rotten wood could not be carved, and if she continued like this, the country would be unstable sooner or later, and then she stood up violently and said, "You can see for yourself and learn slowly." I won't always be there for you. Then he left me alone and left.

Ah, the mother queen, you come back, you come back, Lu Qingluo stretched out his hand and tugged, the mother queen glared at her, shook her head, and then drove back to the palace.

Lu Qingluo had no choice but to use his strength to feed, and his eyes widened to try to recognize those words. I can't help but fight, I really can't help it, my eyelids are about to fight. She had to go to lie down on the bamboo couch next to her, and while lying down, her stomach began to hurt, and it hurt more and more.

"Oops, no, I'm going to have my period." Lu Qingluo clutched his stomach and couldn't wait to roll on the ground.

Seeing this, the guards next to her probably guessed what the situation was, and quickly helped her back to the dormitory and put her to sleep.

When the mother heard that Lu Qingluo's moon affair was coming, she was furious, thinking that the concubine was not doing her best, and she originally had an ardent wish, hoping that Lu Qingluo and the concubine could give birth to a little heir with superior intelligence and love to read.

She immediately summoned the concubine, and under severe interrogation, she learned that Lu Qingluo summoned his pet every night after he ascended the throne, just to listen to his story. The mother emperor was furious, and was charged with a scholar's bewitching words, and punished him to the imperial bookstore to guard with the book.

But these are all things that Lu Qingluo only learned later. By the time she found out, it was too late, and the news had already spread throughout the palace. The guards and male concubines of the whole palace all knew that the so-called night and night joy of the original concubine was to tell stories.

How could the scholar concubine withstand such humiliation, and finally decided to be with the book for the rest of her life, saying that she would never see the queen again, and would not continue to tell her stories.

Lu Qingluo was really sad to death, a famous mouth that he had cultivated with great difficulty, and he was gone. Alas, alas, alas, alas.

It is said that Lu Qingluo arrived on the third day of the menstrual event, and she felt that her body had improved a lot. It's very strange, every time Lu Qingluo has a moon, it is when she is the quietest, there are no male concubines to disturb her, and she doesn't say anything about "drink more hot water", "sleep more" or anything.

Hmph, this group of male concubines don't show up when they need you, and they keep pestering when they don't need you. Lu Qingluo thought to himself.

Today she is bored, her body has recovered, and she can get up and jump around. She has no stories to listen to, and no male concubines to make sugar water, not to mention, she doesn't drink it for a week, and she feels a little weird and wants to drink it. Lu Qingluo, who had nothing to do, had to go to the imperial garden to hang out.

Shopping around, hey, isn't this a bully concubine? Isn't that a high promise? These two rivals, why did they stay together? Lu Qingluo quietly walked over, wanting to see what they were doing.

Unexpectedly, all the male concubines in the palace gathered here. I saw that they all shouted: "Come on, come on!" ”

They were divided into two halves, half standing behind the concubine, half standing behind Gao Promise, one of them said: "The concubine has fallen, there is no hope, today we will see who is powerful and can have the potential to win the champion of the next month's holy grace." ”

The other male concubines all chimed in.

I saw that Concubine Ba and Gao Yu were sitting on their chairs, each putting one hand on the table, and they both showed gritted teeth on their faces. Good guy, it's actually a wrist wrench. Such a fun thing didn't even call me? Lu Qing walked briskly forward to join them.

Suddenly, a male concubine in red came out, and it turned out to be a red male concubine.

He said: "According to me, there is no need to go on this game, you see, it's been three hours, and there is no winner yet." It seems that it must be evenly matched. The others nodded in agreement.

This red male concubine is the younger brother of the hussar general, and his sister the hussar general is a big red man in the eyes of the mother emperor, guarding the northwest and defending the country, so even the arrogance of the red male concubine is more prosperous than other concubines. Usually he disdains to get together with these male concubines, why is he so interested today that he is willing to be respectful?

When Concubine Ba and Gao agreed to hear Concubine Hong's words, they withdrew their hands and said, "Accept and concede." Then the concubine said: "Today is the third day of Her Majesty's menstruation, everyone is right, with such precious time, we should not engage in fierce struggles and competitions here." Come, we now start the peaceful fun hour of each month! Remember, today, our rule is that there is no rank, no rank, only friendship! ”

What the? Every month and the week of my menstruation, they will stop fighting for favor? Hmph, these stinky men are really big pigs' trotters, no wonder no one cares about me and takes care of my little baby at this time of every month? Lu Qingluo was angry.

But seeing that some of them were working out, some were playing chess, some were playing football, and some were reciting poetry, which was peaceful and very interesting, she really wanted to join them. Such a fun sports event, why don't you call me!! Huh, big pigs' trotters. Lu Qingluo was thinking about it and was about to go forward to join them, but suddenly heard a male concubine there say worriedly: "I heard that the mother emperor thinks that our group of people is not doing things well, and we will be redrafted next month." ”

The other person also said anxiously: "Yes, yes, this time there will definitely be a lot of male concubines, and when the time comes, we will have no place to stand, woo woo." "The person who spoke was a weak male concubine, and his father was a veteran of the Three Dynasties, otherwise he would not have been selected to enter the palace with his weak body, weak appearance, and physique that would fall for three days if the wind blew.

Oh my God, when did it happen?

Lu Qingluo thought in surprise: I didn't know at all, I was going to be drafted? Is it the same as what is shown on TV? Hahaha, I didn't expect that I would have today, and there was a first-class beautiful man in the world who lined up for me to choose. She couldn't help but laugh at the thought of this.

But she couldn't help but be a little worried, aren't there enough big pig trotters in the harem? A few more, she really can't resist.