The north courtyard gate of Lianhu District, the old house of the Ma family.

15:00 p.m.

"When...... While...... While! ”

When Ma Haoshan and Gao Laoshu were sitting in the backyard drinking tea and chatting, the ancient clock of his house rang three times, apparently at three o'clock in the afternoon.

"Didi Da ......"

As soon as the bell stopped, Gao Laoshu's mobile phone rang on time.

"It's my mother, it was two o'clock when I called my mother just now, I lied and said that there was a traffic jam, and I had to arrive at the Gao family compound at least an hour late, I knew that with my mother's character, I would definitely call at three o'clock to ask where I was!"

Gao Laoshu stood up with a frown, and said while taking out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket.

"Look! Sure enough, it was her! Hey......"

After taking out his mobile phone and glancing at the caller ID on the screen was "Exterminator Master", he looked at Ma Haoshan beside him extremely helplessly and sighed.

"Haha...... Exterminator too? You actually set your fucking caller ID to this? Aren't you afraid that she will see it, Feng Yan will be furious, and you will really be exterminated? Haha......"

Ma Haoshan asked with a laugh after seeing the name of the caller ID clearly.

"My mom has always been strong, my dad and I don't dare to speak loudly at home, and even like two undercover agents, they quietly communicate with Morse code, for fear of annoying her and sweeping me and my dad out of the house. Otherwise, why would I go to the UK to study in junior high school, don't I just want to stay away from home, so as not to offend her one day in China and really destroy her! ”

Speaking of this, Gao Laoshu suddenly stopped and looked around cautiously, as if he was really worried that the partition wall had ears.

After confirming the safety, he lowered his voice and continued: "And my mother is also short-tempered in her company, and the title of exterminator is still behind the Chinese workers of her branch in the United Kingdom." It's just that once I happened to overhear it, and I thought it was very suitable for her, so I simply changed the mother in the mobile phone to the extermination master. You think, my mother rarely comes to the British branch every year, and she is regarded as an exterminator, and I don't know what those employees in China call her behind their backs! ”

"Didi Di Di ......"

When Gao Laoshu was complaining with his mobile phone, the ringtone of the call continued to ring, obviously the other party did have a sense of vowing not to give up if he didn't get through the phone.

As he spoke, maybe Gao Laoshu felt that if he let the mobile phone ring like this, he would really die, so he sighed and said with a bitter face: "Hey...... Don't say it, don't answer the phone again, my mother rushed to me in a rage, and even your Ma family's old house was really razed to the ground, and I really became a historical sinner. ”

"Then you better answer the phone quickly, lest my Ma family, together with this century-old mansion, end up with a tragic end for you to be buried!"

The corners of Ma Haoshan's mouth twitched and hurriedly persuaded him, obviously worried that the fire at the city gate would affect the pond fish.

"Say! Why did you ring for 1 minute and 8 seconds before answering the phone? Is it possible that the one hundred and eight bones in your body are broken one by one so that you can remember it for a long time? Well! Say, if your answer is not satisfactory to the lady, even if you succeed in the afternoon blind date, the lady can make the eldest lady of the Mi family widow before she passes the door! ”

As soon as Gao Laoshu's phone was connected, a woman's angry scolding voice came from inside.

Because Gao Laoshu's mobile phone microphone was very loud, and his mother's voice on the phone was also extremely loud, even Ma Haoshan nearby could hear it clearly.

When they heard Gao Laoshu and his mother actually say that they were going to break one hundred and eight bones, Gao Laoshu and Ma Haoshan couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on their foreheads, obviously they were also stupid by the ruthlessness of the "extermination master" on the phone.

And the statement that the eldest lady of the Mi family was widowed before she passed the door also made Gao Laoshu and Ma Haoshan twitch in their hearts, and they couldn't help but feel worthless for Mi Duo in the Gao family compound next door, because she could be shot while lying down!

I feel even more sad for her to have such a wonderful mother-in-law in the future.

"Mom, you're angry...... Rest your anger. The small public toilet opposite the Yangjia casserole on Damai Street in Qiaozikou just now is the public toilet where you once had a favorite handbag fall into. You also know that the small public toilet is dirty and smelly, and it is all squatting pits, I am afraid that one will accidentally fall down when squatting and taking out the mobile phone, and the mobile phone is a trivial matter, in case you can't find me, and you can't contact the eldest lady of the Mi family, isn't it a big thing to delay the blind date. No, I just got up with my pants on, and I'll be answering your call right away. ”

Gao Laoshu replied tremblingly with his mobile phone.

Fortunately, he had an idea and found an excuse that was quite reasonable.

Because his mother was very impressed by this small public toilet, it was the kind of old toilet in the 80s, not to mention the stench, there was no partition between the squatting pit and the squatting pit, and he had suffered from it and dropped a handbag, so he was sure that he could hide from the world and avoid the disaster of late answering the phone.

It's just that this excuse for Ma Haoshan next to him is a little annoyed and angry, because Gao Laoshu actually said that his century-old house is a dirty and smelly little public toilet!

In this regard, Ma Haoshan naturally stared at Gao Laoshu and waved his fist in protest, and gritted his teeth and muttered: "Your house is a smelly and dirty little public toilet!" Believe it or not, I really beat you up like a piece of! ”

"Huh? Why do people around you complain about this little public toilet? What kind of are you talking about, it seems that your kid really didn't lie to me, he was in the public toilet, okay, I'll spare you this time today, I think you should leave the public toilet quickly and answer the phone, right? lest even people with their mobile phones fall, I can only be without you as a son. It's a big deal to have a second child, and let the eldest lady of the Mi family wait a few more years before going on a blind date. ”

Perhaps hearing Ma Haoshan's gritted teeth and complaining, Gao Laoshu's mother said with relief on the phone, and reminded Gao Laoshu "kindly", and once again expressed his firm belief in marrying the Mi family.

After hearing that his mother didn't guess that Ma Haoshan was lying because of Ma Haoshan's complaints, Gao Laoshu was also secretly relieved, and glared at Ma Haoshan fiercely by the way, which was a warning to him not to talk nonsense.

It's just that when he heard that his mother was going to marry the eldest lady of the Mi family when she gave birth to a second child, she also felt a chill in her heart, and once again understood how important his mother saw this blind date.

This means that his blind date this time will become a benevolent if it is not successful.

"Yes, Mom, this buddy next to me accidentally stepped on a piece of on the edge of the squatting pit because he answered the phone, and almost slipped his foot, and the whole person fell into the squatting pit! That's when I complained. Then I won't talk to you more, and hurry over to the Gao family's compound now, so as not to make the Mi family's eldest lady in a hurry. ”

After listening to his mother's words, Gao Laoshu hesitated slightly, and then hurriedly agreed.

Later, following his mother's speculation, he not only completely said that the Ma family's old house was a public toilet, but also added fuel to the vinegar to make Ma Haoshan next to him a stupid boy who almost fell into the squatting pit, which can be regarded as revenge for Ma Haoshan's threat to him in disguise.

"You...... Disgusting no! ”

Ma Haoshan listened to Gao Laoshu's words, and was suddenly speechless.

"By the way, Mom, just now you called the eldest lady of the Mi family and said that I was going to arrive an hour late, she ...... That's not complaining about anything, is it? ”

Seeing Ma Hao's kind speechlessness, Gao Laoshu proudly gestured triumphantly, and tentatively asked Mi Duo on the phone about his reaction to coming an hour late.

Because he wants to know if Mi Duo minds if he is late for a blind date, if Mi Duo is very angry when he talks to his mother on the phone, then he will find a way to stir up the blind date as soon as he meets Mi Duo, and the reason for the failure of the blind date is that the eldest lady of the Mi family not only looks down on him, but also disrespects his mother because he is accidentally late, and scolds him, which is an unreasonable, small-bellied woman, and is not worthy of being the daughter-in-law of his Gao family at all, so that the failure of the blind date has nothing to do with him.

But if Mi Duo is polite, virtuous and generous on the phone, and doesn't mind, then he can only strive for the success of the blind date, otherwise he may not really be sacrificed if he becomes a victim of an arranged marriage, but once the blind date fails, when he returns home, his mother, the exterminator, will definitely let him really sacrifice!

"Don't worry, who can't you and I do? I've already made an excuse for you to be late. I told Mi Duo that you are deeply ashamed because you have been abroad for many years and have never returned to China to worship the ancestors of the Gao family. After returning to Xi'an last night, I bathed and cleansed my body, specially ate a light vegetarian meal, recited Buddhist scriptures all night, and repented to the ancestors of the Gao family for a night, until six o'clock in the morning I was so tired that I fainted. After all, you just came back from abroad last night, the journey was tiring, and you didn't get enough sleep, you didn't eat well, you were depressed and blamed yourself, and it was reasonable for you to faint, so I relented for a while and let you sleep for an extra hour. Your mother, I'm smart, aren't I? Ha ha! ”

After listening to Gao Laoshu's questioning, his mother tried her best to comfort on the phone.

"Wouldn't it? Mom, you're too good at, aren't you? I didn't fake it to take a shower last night, but after taking a bath, you made a table of fish and seafood for me to wash the dust? Is this a light vegetarian fast? And after I finished eating, I stayed up all night, but it wasn't chanting Buddhist scriptures and repenting, but singing karaoke all night! You are a typical girl who deceives a good family! ”

Gao Laoshu listened to his mother's high-sounding words, and asked with deep shame.

"What a deception of a good girl! You don't give the old lady a high hat! Besides, after you finished eating fish and seafood last night, didn't you also drink a mouthful of tofu soup to relieve your greasy? Isn't that a light vegetarian meal? And when you sang karaoke last night, didn't you also sing a song "Great Compassion Mantra", isn't that a Buddhist scripture? More importantly, you didn't go to bed until 6 a.m. this morning, right? Don't you think the old lady is telling the truth? Hum! ”

Gao Laoshu's mother replied confidently.

"Alright! Mom, you've won! I took YOU! ”

Gao Laoshu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and admired it humbly.

"Nothing to say, right? This is your wife, right? Although what the old lady said was a little watery, don't worry, Mi Duo still believed it after hearing it, and said that she fully understood, and said that it didn't matter! I believe that after listening to the words of the old lady, Mi Duo must be very moved, and she will feel from the bottom of her heart that you are really a filial son. If you can go abroad for many years and still haven't forgotten your roots, you are definitely the best candidate to be entrusted with for life! How's that, now rest assured, right? Hurry up! Don't let my future daughter-in-law wait for all the flowers thanks! Otherwise, she will thank you for a piece of flowers, and I will unload your leg! Bye! ”

Gao Laoshu's mother continued proudly, and in the end, she solemnly threatened Gao Laoshu before hanging up the phone with satisfaction.

After putting down the phone, Gao Laoshu looked at Ma Haoshan gloating in front of him with a desperate face, and felt the urge to bite......