The thirty-second episode of Niu Gao drunk and broke the soldiers, and the Golden Festival Dream Tiger Harmonious Marriage

The word says: This fragrant mash is mixed with more ingredients. You must know not to drink and laugh at others. The cup is turned over, and the drunk breaks the fang.

Flying Tiger Dream, Bu Yinghao. In an instant, a hundred years of singing along, once the deal is good.

Tune "Joy in front of the Palace"

However, it was said that Yu Hualong and Yang Hu led the three armies to the front of Bishui Pass, and set off cannons and shouted. There was already a small fan flying report to the pass, Zhang Conglong led the fan soldiers to meet the enemy, and the two formations were in a circle. Yu Hualong stepped out of the horse, did not speak, rushed away from the war horse, stabbed with a spear, and Zhang Conglong raised a hammer to fight. The guns hammered back and forth, and the battle lasted until twenty rounds, and there was no winner or loser. Yu Hualong said to himself: "No wonder Niu Gao was defeated, this dog man and woman are really powerful!" With a false pretense, he was defeated, and Zhang chased after him from the dragon. Yu Hualong secretly took the golden dart in his hand, twisted his body, and opened a dart, in the middle of the dragon's heart, turned over and fell off the horse. Yang Hu caught up with a knife and struck the head. The three armies rushed into the pass together, and all the soldiers scattered and fled! The two generals will enter the confluence and set up camp.

Tomorrow, the two will come together to see Niu Gao. Niu Gao said: "What are you two doing here? Yu Hualong said: "The two of us have been shut down." Niu Gao said: "You two have got the credit, tell me what to do?" Yu Hualong said: "There is a reason, yesterday I heard that the general hated Yang Hu, and now the two of us robbed the Bishui Pass and sent it to the general." One is to regain the luck with the general, and the other is that the young general is not respectful when he first comes, and he chats as a gift. The general will not scold General Yang in the future. Niu Gao said: "What did the marshal say when he came?" Yu Hualong said: "Let Brother Niu report the merits, and the younger brothers will not report it." Niu Gao said: "In this way, I have suffered from you." The two said goodbye and returned to the camp, and Niu Gao led the troops out of the intersection to camp and serve the marshal.

On this day, the marshal and the soldiers had arrived, and the three of them came up together to greet them. The marshal asked: "Whose credit is it for robbing the water pass?" None of the three agreed. The marshal asked again: "Why don't you repay the merits?" Niu Gao said: "I won't lie, the two of them robbed it, saying that they gave me the credit, and I don't want it, just count them up!" The marshal said: "Even so, you still lead the soldiers and horses of the headquarters to rescue the Lotus Pond Pass, and the commander will come later." Niu Gao led the troops away. Yue Ye and Yu and Yang went to the merit book, and after pacifying the people, he immediately got up and headed for Lotus Pond Pass.

Let's say that Niu Gao treated those sergeants along the way, like a child. Following the march of the overlord of Chu back then, he was in front and the three armies were behind. Those sergeants often walked with rice balls, and they were afraid that Niu Gao would grab a place to eat. It's like flying all the way. On this day, take a look at the Lotus Pond Pass. When the chief soldier of the pass heard the report, he said that Marshal Yue had led the troops to the pass, so he hurriedly went out of the pass and knelt down and said: "Jin Jie, the chief soldier of the Lotus Tang Pass, greet the master." Niu Gao said: "Don't kowtow, I am the first to control Niu Gao, and the marshal is still behind." Jin Jie hurriedly stood up, only so anxious that his chest was full of anger, and secretly thought: "When a ruler sees that the town wants to kowtow, how can he ask the town to avoid kowtowing?" He commanded: "Tie up the messenger and cut it down!" Niu Gao was furious when he heard this: "Don't kill him! Since you are so capable, you don't need us, so I'll go. "Ordered to transfer the troops back. Jin Jie thought: "This puppet is Marshal Yue's favorite general, and he has offended him, and there are many inconveniences. I had to endure my anger and shouted: "General Niu, please calm your anger." Because he reported the incident unclearly, the town has military law. If you are in the face of a general, you will not be allowed to do the law! Then he commanded that the bindings should be released. Niu Gao said: "That's it!" If you don't work for him, I'll have no dignity. Jin Jie said: "It's the town that has offended, please enter the customs and station." ”

The two of them came in and arrived at the lobby of the yamen. I saw red everywhere and lights up, all because of the arrival of the marshal, so it was very neat. Niu Gao came to the dripping eaves before dismounting. went up to the lobby and sat down in the middle, and the general soldier had to sit down next to him and bring out tea to eat. While setting up the banquet, I came out and asked Niu Gao to sit down. Niu Gao said: "I'm glad to invite me to this banquet, and I will see your affection." If you ask for a marshal, you will be guilty. Jin Jie hurriedly asked, "Why is this?" Niu Gao said: "Every time the marshal eats, he always snorts to the north. Because the two saints sat there and watched the sky, eating beef and drinking buttermilk. In such suffering, it is too much for a courtier to eat a vegetarian meal. We often advise the marshal to use some meat dishes for the sake of the country and the people, and it is not a sin to use some meat dishes. I couldn't be persuaded by us, so now I have to eat some fish and meat. If you see these sumptuous feasts, don't you be annoyed? Jin Jie listened to it and thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you for advice!" Niu Gao said: "Just say it for you!" Marshal I like tofu the most, because of the small examination in Huang County, Hebei Daimyo's Mansion, I ate tofu and got up. He said, 'A gentleman does not forget his roots. That's why I love tofu the most. Jin Jie said: "I see, more and more admitted." Niu Gao said: "Your chief soldier, did you really invite me sincerely to this banquet?" Jin Jie said: "This town really sincerely invites the general." Niu Gao said: "If you sincerely invite me, you will bring a big bowl." Jin Jie hurriedly called for a big bowl from the person, and Niu Gao ate twenty or thirty bowls in a row. Jin Jie thought secretly: "How can such a good marshal use such a stupid puppet as the first?" Looking at the noon, Niu Gao asked: "Your chief soldier, I need to reward him with some wine and food." Jin Jie said, "They all bought their own money and ate it." Niu Gao said: "It's so bothered! ”

Jin Jie saw that Niu Gao was already drunk for eight or nine years, and saw the sergeant outside come in and report: "Jin Bing has come to commit a pass!" Jin Jie quietly ordered the soldiers to pass on the order, and each gate was guarded by additional troops. The newspaper went, and Niu Gao asked: "Master Jin, you are ghostly, not like the meaning of hospitality, what do you have to say, but what do you say." Jin Jie said: "This town saw that the general was drunk, so he didn't dare to say it." The soldiers are almost off! Niu Gao said: "Wonderful! If you have a soldier, why not say it earlier? Grab the wine and eat it, so that you can kill the soldiers. Jin Jie said: "The general has wine." Niu Gao said: "I often hear people say that if you eat a lot of wine, you have a lot of strength." Go get it! Jin Jie had no choice but to take a jar of old wine and put it in front of him. Niu Gao held it with both hands, ate half of the jar, and called the general: "Take the remaining half of the jar of wine, and stop eating it with your lord." He stood up, staggered, and walked down the hall. The people had to help him on his horse, and the three armies followed him out of the city.

When the Golden Festival went up to the city to watch, the cow sat on a horse as if it were dead. I saw Marshal Jin Bang slashing Morley's body one foot long, with a muddy iron rod, which was more than 100 catties, and he was a foot general. When he came out of the battle, he saw Niu Gao eating drunk, slumping east and west on the horse, and he couldn't lift his head. Chopping Morley's way: "This Nanban, I don't know whether I live or die." So he put the iron rod on the ground and hung on his chest at the end, like a soap in the hall, and said, "Nanban, what's wrong with you?" Niu Gao didn't agree, paused for a while, and shouted, "Bring the wine quickly." The family sent the remaining half jar of wine to Niu Gao, who held it in both hands and ate it indiscriminately. And when he knew that he was drunk was blown by the wind, wine came up, and he opened his mouth like a boot. This spit was sprayed directly on the face of the fan. That time will be wiped on the face with your hand. This Niu Gao vomited wine for a while, but he woke up a little, opened his eyes, and saw a general standing in front of him wiping his face, so he raised his hammer, and when he broke the heavenly spirit cover of the general, he fell to the ground, and burst out. Niu Gao dismounted, took the head, remounted the horse to greet the army, rushed into the camp, and killed the corpses all over the field, and the blood flowed like a river. After chasing twenty miles, he returned to the army and robbed how many horses, grain and grass. Jin Jie went out of the customs to greet him and said: "The general is really a god and a man!" Niu Gao said: "If you eat another jar, you will kill all those soldiers." "As he spoke, he entered the gate. Jin Jie sent Niu Gao to rest in the post, and the army camped in the Houshou Church.

In the Golden Festival, Mrs. Qi took her into the back hall for dinner. Jin Ye said: "This Niu Gao is very rude, I don't want him to be a lucky general, he got drunk, but defeated 100,000 soldiers, and won a great success." The lady said: "It is also the Holy Hongfu, such a person came out." Between the gossip, Jin Ye finished dinner and said to his wife: "Because Jin Bing violated the boundary, Xia Guan had to go to the hall overnight to do business, so he had to rest in the study." Mrs. said, "Please take care of yourself." "The golden festival went out, and the lady went into the room to rest. At the third watch, I suddenly heard a knock on the door. Mrs. hurriedly called Yahuan to open the door, but it turned out to be Mrs. Qi Saiyu's sister-in-law, who walked into the room in a panic and shouted: "Sister, my sister is almost frightened to death!" I came to be with my sister. Mrs. said: "Your parents died early, although your brother-in-law raised you, but now that you are older, you have to avoid some suspicions." I'm glad that your brother-in-law went to rest in the study, if he is here, he will also come to knock? Saiyu said: "It's not that my sister doesn't know the world, but my sister saw a black tiger coming to hug me in her sleep, so I was so scared that I couldn't sleep steadily, so I had to come to accompany my sister." Mrs. said: "This is also strange, I also dreamed that a black tiger walked into the back hall, was panicking, but was awakened by you knocking on the door, I don't know what the Lord is?" So he stayed with Saiyu.

When he got up at dawn and finished grooming, Jin Ye went into the back hall to have breakfast. Mrs. said: "The concubine dreamed that the black tiger walked into the back hall last night, and the housemate also dreamed of being hugged by the black tiger. Jin Ye said: "There is such a miracle! Xia Guan also dreamed of a black tiger entering last night. Could it be that Ling Mei is for life, should it be on this person? Madame said, "What is this person?" Jin Ye said: "It is Marshal Yue's forerunner Niu Gao." He was born with a short black beard and a soap robe, and he was clearly a black tiger. I see that although others are reckless, they will definitely wear purple waist and gold later, it is better to match Ling Mei with him, and it will be over for you and me, I don't know what Mrs. thinks? The lady said: "The concubine is a woman, she knows something, but she is the master of the minister." Jin Ye said: "When the lower official goes to ask his family, if he has never married, today is an auspicious day of the zodiac, and he will marry Ling Mei." The lady was overjoyed, so she went into the room to tell her sister-in-law.

Jin Jie came out and asked his family to ask, knowing that Niu Gao had not married his wife. When the Golden Festival was overjoyed, he ordered his family to prepare flowers and candles, and sent the gauze hat and round collar to the post, and instructed: "Don't say anything, just say that you invite him to eat and drink, and when he comes, you will worship heaven and earth." The family received the order, so they came to the post, saw Niu Gao, and gave them clothes. Niu Gao said: "Why do you want civil officials to dress up and eat wine? I'll just come when I don't stop. "The family will go back to the house and say that Niu Gao will come, and the Golden Festival is very happy. The lobby is lit up with lights for the gods of joy and prepared candles. After a while, Niu Gao came to Yuanmen and dismounted, and Jin Jie came out to greet him. Walking to the lobby, Niu Gao saw this scene and thought to himself: "There are people in his family who are relatives, so invite me to eat and drink." Niu Gao asked Jin Jie: "Who in the house is married?" I didn't prepare a congratulatory gift, so I had to make up for it. Jin Jie said: "Today is an auspicious day of the zodiac, and the lower official has a wife and sister to marry the general, and the general is specially invited to come and tie the candle together." Call: "Please newcomer come out!" When Niu Gao heard this, his face was as swollen as pig's liver, and he was so anxious that he ran out, went out of the gate, got on his horse and galloped back to the post. Here, Mrs. Qi saw Niu Gao running away, so she said: "Xianggong, he ran away today, wouldn't he miss my sister-in-law's lifelong event!" Jin Ye said: "Madame doesn't have to worry. And when the marshal arrives, I will go to Mingming, and it will be a family affair. ”

While he was talking, he suddenly reported that Marshal Yue's soldiers had arrived. General Jin did not change his clothes and armor, so he wore this crown belt, got on the horse and went out of the pass, until he knelt down in front of the army, and said: "The chief soldier of Lotang Pass welcomes the lord on the golden festival." The father-in-law said, "Please get up." Secretly thought: "Then why didn't Niu Gao come to pick it up?" Is it another defeat? Then he asked Mr. Jin: "Why are you wearing such clothes?" Jin Jieyu said: "Just because the cattle vanguard went to Guanzhong, it was very rude, drinking in the public court, sitting in the middle, and eating drunk." At the right time, the general led 100,000 soldiers to commit the pass, and the general was one foot and four feet long, which was very powerful. Niu Gao vanguard decided to go out to fight, came to the front of the battle, Niu Xianfeng spit wine on the face of the general, when the general was busy wiping his face, Niu Xianfeng was killed and won a big victory. The lowly Jing Qi family has a younger sister, who is seventeen years old and not yet suitable. Day and night, the dream is in response, and the pioneer wants to match the vanguard, and it is the auspicious period of today's zodiac, and the pioneer is specially invited to complete the marriage, and somehow he runs back. Seeking marshal Yucheng and harmonizing Qin and Jin is really a favor. The marshal said: "Your commander-in-chief, please go back, and wait for me to send me to finish the marriage." "Jin Jie thanks, go back to the government and talk to his wife, everyone is happy.

Besides, Marshal Yue set up camp and asked Tang Huai to summon Niu Gao. Tang Huai got the order, went out of the camp and got on the horse, entered the pass, and came to the head of the post gate, so he asked the sergeant: "Where did your old man Niu go?" The sergeant said, "My master is in the back tent room." Tang Huai said: "No need to report, I'll go in." Seeing Niu Gao sitting towards the wall, Tang Huai said: "Brother Xian is so dressed up!" Niu Gao said: "When did Brother Tang come?" Tang Huai said: "The marshal has an order, pass you forward." Niu Gao said: "Wait until I change my clothes and armor." Tang Huai said: "That's it!" "Let's go, get on the horse together, come to the camp, Tang Huai first came to pay the order, and then Niu Gao knelt down and kowtowed. The father-in-law said: "Husband and wife, the great man of the people, why did you run away?" Wouldn't it hurt the young lady's life? Today, my brother will send you to get married. The marshal also changed his robe and came to the Yamen of the General Army with Niu Gao. Jin Ye came out and received the lobby, first bowed to the marshal, and then invited the newcomer to worship the candles with Niu Gao and sent them back to the cave room. The marshal said to General Jin: "Hurry up today, make up for it another day." Jin Zongbing said: "Don't dare! ”

The marshal went out of the yamen, returned to the camp and sat down, and said to the generals: "Brothers, from today onwards, remove the section of 'recruiting relatives on the battlefield'. If the virtuous brothers encounter a marriage, they do not need to be clear, and they will be married. Besides, this time I went to the north road to welcome the two saints, and I fought in battle, how could I keep everything safe? If you have to give birth to an heir, you will be able to take over cigarettes. The generals thanked the marshal and pressed the table.

The words are divided into two ends. Besides, Liu Yu, the king of Shandong Lu, was guarding Shandong, cruel and unkind, and defrauding the good people, and it was not just one end. That second son, Liu Yi, relied on his father's momentum to forcibly occupy people's land outside, rape ** daughters, and do everything. Suddenly, one day he took two or three hundred generals to the countryside to have fun, and came all the way to a place called Mengjiazhuang. A group of people let the eagle chase the dog, but a dealer was hoeing the field, and suddenly saw an eagle with a big bird, flying and landing in front of him. This dealer is a man from Cunlu, who knows what the origin is, and catches up with a hoe to kill him, and says: "Good creation!" My wife thought I didn't buy some meat to eat with him yesterday, but today the two birds were cooked and cooked, and there was a delicious meal. He was happily calculating, but he knew that a group of people would come to look for the eagle, and when he saw that Zhuang Ding was holding it in his hand, he shouted: "Damn the dog! How did you kill my eagle! Zhuang Ding said: "This is him who flew to me, so he was killed, and he wanted to take it home to make wine, what did you do?" The general said: "What a person who doesn't know whether to live or die!" Where is your home? Zhuang Ding said: "I am the Zhuang Ding of Meng's family in Mengjiazhuang, what do you ask me?" One of them said: "Brother, you don't want to talk to him, just take him to see the master of the house." Zhuang Ding said: "If you kill a bird, you will take me, is there no royal law?" When the generals heard this, they were furious, and they beat the Zhuang Ding indiscriminately. One of them caught up with a kick, was kicking Zhuang Ding's scrotum, fell down, rolled on the ground a few times, and whined! When the generals saw that Zhuang Ding had been killed, they hurriedly reported to Liu Yi and said: "My eagle was killed by Zhuang Ding of Mengjiazhuang, and the little ones asked him to compensate, and even the son scolded him." So the little ones got annoyed and fought with him, but he fell to his death. Liu Yi said: "Since he is dead, I want his family master to pay back my eagle!" That is, he took his family and went to Mengjiazhuang.

When he arrived at the village, the family Ding shouted: "The dog head on the door, go in quickly and say, the eagle of the second lord of Liu Wang Ye was killed by your Zhuang Ding, pay it back as soon as possible, and everything is all; If it's too late, report to the fourth prince and break your body into pieces! Zhuang Ding heard this, and hurriedly came in to report to the prince. When Meng Taigong heard this, he thought: "Liu Yu, a traitor, has defected to a foreign country, and his son doesn't even recognize his father's acquaintance. Wait for me to see him, and see what he wants me to pay for the eagle. Meng Taigong went out of the village gate, and Liu Yi said on the horse: "Old man, your Zhuang Ding killed my eagle, pay for it quickly." Too fair: "How do you know that I Zhuang Ding killed me?" Liu Yi said: "My family will see him killed." Too fair: "If it is my family Zhuang Ding who kills him, I should compensate you, and I will ask him to ask." Liu Yi said: "Your Zhuang Ding has no words, and I have beaten him to death!" Meng Taigong didn't listen to it, and when he heard that Zhuang Ding was beaten to death by Liu Yi, he was so anxious that the three corpse gods jumped violently, and he stole the smoke inside, and said angrily: "It's the opposite!" It's the other way around! You beat him to death and don't pay for his life, but want me to pay for the eagle, it's really turned upside down! Liu Yi said angrily: "Old killer! The emperor can't help me, you dare to say nothing? So he slapped the horse, rushed forward, and arrested the prince. Meng Taigong saw his horse rushing towards him, retreated, couldn't stand still, and fell. It's just that it's not tight, it's like: a fierce fire burns the heart, and ten thousand steel knives cut the intestines. I don't know what happened to Meng Taigong's life, and listen to the next decomposition.