An hour later, Bai Xiaoyao patted the ashes on his hands, proudly crossed his waist, and said to the small toilet: "How is it?" Convincing? ”

Ninety percent of the mirror surface used by the small toilet to communicate with Bai Yaoyao has been set up by him as a cross-star network communication section page, and he only left 10% of the area for posting love bags or something.

Three minutes after Bai Xiaoxiao took over his account, his meme was fixed on a frozen .jpg, almost like a still picture.

This will hear the culture of Bai Yaoyao, and the emoji will finally change and become a shock of admiration.

"Big guy! You're the real boss! Little admiration! ”

"I can still tear people like this, I have lived in vain for so many years before!"

Bai Yaoyao put his hands behind his back and said to him in a serious voice like an old pedant: "Young man, you still lack experience. ”

The small toilet toilet has been speechless, indulging in the "language magic" of tearing in vain, and has not been able to come back to his senses for a long time.

Bai Xiaoyao went out for a while, and when he returned after eliminating some of the snacks in the small pavilion that she had left to the end that were not very tasty, he was still sluggish.

"It's almost okay, you go back and continue to look at it, is it time to meet my requirements?"

"What do you want?"

Bai Yaoyao's beautiful eyes suddenly glared at her with anger: "Do you want to repay the debt?" ”

The small toilet was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted: "Oh, you said to send you back to the original plane, okay, okay, I'll save this classic battle a few more times, and then I'll send you back." ”

"Hey, your parents are back, do you want to go out and have a look?"

The small toilet toilet was saved on the way, and suddenly such a line flashed out.

Bai Yaoyao was vigilant: "You can't send me back to my original plane, so you want to trick me out and disappear, right?" ”

......"Why don't you trust people so much?" ”

"You're not human, aren't you a toilet spirit?"

......"You better go out, I promise you won't leave, I promise I'll send you back to the primordial plane you came from." ”

Bai Xiaoxiao felt a push behind her, and then she was pushed out of the toilet door, and then the toilet disappeared in front of her eyes.

"Hey, where have you been?"

"What is your name, you're having a good time."

Bai Xiaoyao's call was responded to by Bai Annan and his wife, and the two real old foxes appeared in front of her as a loving couple at this time.

But when she thought of what the little toilet had told her before, the two old foxes had all kinds of lovers, she suddenly felt ...... Forget it, it's good to keep the idea in your heart, and don't comment, after all, this is a way of life for other people, don't care about her, what do you love.

"It's nothing, I'm so bored, hang my throat."

Bai Yaoyao sat on the guardrail of the small pavilion, leaning on the pillar of the small pavilion, Erlang's legs were crossed, his hands were copied, and he was very uncle.

"Oh, don't be so stingy, and share your daily little things with your mother~"

Madame Bai seemed to have forgotten what she had said to Bai Xiaoxiao before, and talked about how to arrange her things, and she behaved like a mother at this time.

Bai Xiaoyao's white eyes were just about to roll to the sky: "Is your old man not good at memory, or is there something wrong with your brain, and you are still pretending to be a loving mother with me here?" ”

"Oh, why are you so indifferent, no matter how you say that we are also mother and daughter."

Bai Xiaoyao's reaction to this was: "Oh. ”

When Mrs. Bai saw her reaction, she was not angry, and sat down elegantly on the railing of the small pavilion on the other side, obviously not as good-looking as Bai Xiaoyao, but her graceful demeanor was more feminine than Bai Xiaoxiao.

"Well, since you are so direct, then we will have something to say."

"That's right, hurry up, if you have something to say, let it go, I'm still in a hurry to go home."

"Oh, you see this kid talking nonsense again, isn't this your home?"

Bai Yaoyao is really too lazy to roll her eyes now, what is wrong with this White Lady, how can she still pretend to be able to do this.

"Well, since this is your request, then we can only meet you, and we originally wanted to let you live happily for a short time."

"We intend to let you die with our enemies and help us eliminate this trouble once and for all."

Bai Xiaoyao felt that he was simply the puzzle of the subway grandfather looking at his mobile phone, looked at Mrs. Bai and asked, "Do you think I am mentally retarded?" ”

"How can you say that about yourself? Although you are not as smart as we are, you are not mentally retarded either. ”

Bai Yao choked on a sigh of relief, really convinced of this woman's cheekiness.

"When did I promise you that I would use my life to help you settle the enemy?"

"Oh, you don't have to agree to this, we've already made a decision for you, so it's just a matter of informing you."

Bai Yaoyao was not angry at all, she felt that it was no longer strange to hear anything from this woman's mouth, she just felt very strange: "Who gave you the confidence, who thinks that I, a weak rookie whose soul has been cut off by you, has the strength to pull the enemy who chases you and can only hide like a mouse." ”

"Little girl, girl's family, don't talk so dirty, how cute."

Bai Yaoyao finally couldn't hold back, and rolled his huge eyes again: "Comrade Bai Annan, my words are just stating the facts, what do you say is dirty?" ”

"Was my own soul dirty? Or am I weak chickens and rookies dirty? ”

Bai Yaoyao's expression suddenly realized: "Oh, you mean that I said that you were chased and out, hiding like rats in the gutter, right?" ”

Bai Annan's expression proved that Bai Yaoyao was right.

"In that case, I have even dirtier, you are not only like rats in the gutter, you are also like cold-blooded poisonous snakes, vicious rotten mushrooms in rotten forests, ugly toads covered in poison!"

Bai Yaoyao thought that he was scolding very hard, who knows......

"Oh, Brother Nan, with such eloquence as a young man, I'm really not worried that she can drag Qilimu to die together."

Bai Xiaoxiao...... She understands what it feels like to eat, swallow flies, bite half of an apple and find out that there is half a worm on it.

People are invincible, and she is finally lucky to see her!

"What are your plans, let's make it clear, I'm a weak chicken anyway, I don't think I'll kill your kind of bigwig enemy who can cross planes at will."

Anyway, there are golden thighs in the small toilet, so let's find out what kind of heart these two people have, and then just slip away.