Chapter 382: The Yin and Yang Corpse Comes to Xiangjiang
"Ahem!!"
Li Siwei, who originally felt that he was pressed by a big mountain, felt a lot more comfortable, and coughed hard, he felt almost out of breath just now.
"Wow! Uncle Yang!"
Coughing for a while, Li Siwei looked up at Yang Feng, cried with a wow, hugged Yang Feng and cried loudly.
"Uncle Yang, you are here, I thought I would never see you again. ”
"Stay away from me!"
Yang Feng angrily pushed Li Siwei away, sat on the sofa, motioned for Li Siwei to stay away from him, snapped his fingers at the housekeeper, and the housekeeper was stunned for a moment, and immediately went to take out a bottle of red wine and poured a glass for Yang Feng.
Yes, very smart.
Zan Yang glanced at the housekeeper, Yang Feng raised the red wine and took a sip and asked, "Say, what have you done recently, how can there be a ghost haunted by you." ”
"I didn't do anything, Uncle Yang and the Buddha statue are useless. ”
Li Siwei vomited his bitterness to Yang Feng aggrievedly, Yang Feng glanced back at the Buddha statue enshrined on the side, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"I'm sorry, I'm a Taoist priest, not a monk, I don't know why your Buddha statue is useless! Where did you get a fake? Who will bless you if you haven't opened the light yet?"
"Huh?"
Li Siwei didn't expect to get such an answer, his face was pale, he sat on the ground and struggled several times before he stood up and wanted to come over, but after noticing Yang Feng's warning eyes, he smiled and sat on the sofa next to him.
"Your sister, how old is it, it's still the same as a child, wow, crying, crying, even if you shed some tears, this performance is not professional at all. ”
Looking at Li Siwei with an aggrieved face, what else could Yang Feng say? He sighed and scolded, "If I hadn't had a good relationship with your father, I would have relied on you, and look at what you have made yourself and still say nothing! Explain honestly! Otherwise, I won't even bother to look at you if you die!"
"I say I say!"
Li Siwei was scared, as if he had returned to the obedience that he could be cleaned up by Yang Feng in minutes when he first met Yang Feng.
"I'm listening!"
Yang Feng said that he was listening, Li Siwei organized the language, looked at Yang Feng several times, but failed to speak, and finally shouted aggrievedly.
"But Uncle Yang, I don't know what I've done! I'm a little bit of a bastard, but I won't hurt anyone. ”
Wasting my expression, Yang Feng was stunned, but looking at Li Siwei's appearance, it didn't look like he was lying, this is right, Li Siwei is a bastard, but he won't bully an old man or even kill the other party.
Let this old man out!
Forget it, now that Li Siwei looks like this, he is not scared half to death, he is too vain, and after thinking about it for a while, Yang Feng had no choice but to ask: "What woman have you been in contact with recently, is there something wrong with the other party's family?"
This old man riding on Li Siwei's body obviously just wanted to punish him instead of killing him, indicating that the old man had no intention of killing him, so could it have something to do with women?
"Woman?" Li Siwei was stunned for a moment and tried to recall, and after a while, he jumped up in surprise and shouted: "I remembered that my secretary and her mother died!"
"Ask your secretary to come over and bring a picture of her mom by the way. ”
Yang Feng rubbed his temples.
Li Siwei kept changing women, and Yang Feng didn't know if the secretary provoked it.
"Hurry up, Xiao Qian come over quickly!"
Li Siwei immediately instructed the housekeeper to make a call.
"You!!"
Yang Feng drank the red wine in the cup, looked at Li Siwei to pour the wine for himself, and wanted to throw the cup in his face.
"Play still when you're old! Be careful to play to death, see what you've become, and if you continue like this, prepare yourself for the future." In the future, it will be at most twice a week, otherwise you will prepare for the aftermath as soon as possible and let your cheap son take over the family business, and you can do it yourself. ”
Yang Feng wasn't scaring him, Li Siwei's body was really weak.
Xiang came twice a week, Li Siwei was about to cry, but when he heard Yang Feng say that he would die early, Li Siwei was also frightened, and he nodded vigorously to take care of grievances.
Soon Li Siwei's new secretary came, a woman with a good figure, but her red eyes and a black cloth on her clothes were obviously doing white things.
"Xiaoqian, this is my Uncle Yang, say hello. ”
Li Siwei saw a smile on the other party's face, and hurriedly asked Xiaoqian to call someone.
"Uncle Yang. ”
Xiao Qian's voice was a little hoarse in her greeting, as if it was because she was sad and had been crying excessively for a long time, Yang Feng looked at the other party and looked at each other.
Let Xiaoqian lower her head slightly, not daring to look at Yang Feng.
"Is this a picture of your mother?"
"Yes. ”
Xiao Qian didn't know why Yang Feng was looking at her mother's photo at all, looking at the photo, Xiao Qian's nose was sour and she was about to cry.
Shaking his head, Yang Feng asked, "Does your mother's death have anything to do with this kid?"
"Ahh
Xiao Qian was stunned, her eyes were a little flustered.
"What?"
Li Siwei's widening eyes have something to do with him? What does it have to do with himself! Could it be Xiaoqian's mother?
glanced at the photo, Li Siwei suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck, and coughed in fright, it seems that it is right.
Yang Feng is also too lazy to inquire about other people's private affairs, how to play, what relationship is someone else's own business, do you want Yang Feng to be so much, why do you have something to do, the secretary has nothing to do, don't rich people like this tune?
Putting the little puppet on the coffee table, Yang Feng said to Xiao Qian, "Your mother's death must have something to do with him, so there is resentment, and when I found him, he became so weak, and it was also because your mother had been riding on him, of course, she just wanted to give him a little punishment instead of killing him." Take your mother's soul back and worship it inside, and the demons of the underworld will come and take her down in the first seventh. ”
Let the housekeeper send Xiaoqian out, Yang Feng gave Li Siwei directly, and Li Siwei jumped up and covered his head, like a child who was very aggrieved.
Ignore his aggrieved eyes. Yang Feng warned him.
"I'm telling you, don't think badly about others, you'd better be nice to others, even if you keep them, do you understand?"
"I see. ”
Li Siwei was a little embarrassed, he really had the idea of directly opening Xiaoqian just now.
Damn, didn't I just fall for you? Your mother came to me?
It's not me who pushed her to jump off the building, she can't think of it herself and can't accept her daughter being raised, what can I do.
"I'm not joking with you, or you'd have waited for retribution. ”
glared at him fiercely, took out a jade pendant and threw it to him, and walked outside.
"You don't have to leave me, you cultivate yourself, don't touch a woman within a month of eating a little light recently, otherwise you won't blame me for not reminding you, at most two activities a week in the future." It's useless to lose your broken fake, this jade pendant with an ordinary little ghost, little things don't dare to harass you, that's it, in addition, I am very satisfied with the gift this time, the car is good, and I am gone. ”
The matter was solved, Yang Feng left directly, he had no intention of staying, he was afraid that he couldn't help but beat this kid.
Although he received a car, Yang Feng also helped Li Siwei solve the trouble, and the jade pendant he gave was definitely worth more than this car, Yang Feng politely refused Li Siwei's retention, and drove the wild horse home.
"My husband has a new car?"
When the brand-new wild horses returned home, a group of women came over curiously to look around.
"No, it was sent by Li Siwei, how about it? ”
Yang Feng put the key on the car and patted the car cover with a smile.
Xiaohua looked at it for a while and smiled: "Yes, it's very slender, my Rolls-Royce is much smaller." ”
Chatting with people like you, you can definitely talk to death, see why does this sound so awkward?
Yang Feng admits that Rolls-Royce is good, but green vegetables and radishes have their own preferences, he likes the thrill of driving, and several women like to sit in the car smoothly, so they naturally buy luxury cars.
Could it be that he wants to drive a Rolls-Royce all over the street and drill around with the accelerator pedal? Others will definitely take him for a madman.
"You wait!"
Yang Feng was furious, got into the car and started the car to reverse.
"Husband, where are you going?"
"Buying a car!!
Hell, what muscle cars to drive before those well-known and good-looking off-road vehicles come out?
Lamborghini seems to have come out with a model that looks like a Transformer, and it looks pretty good, so let's order one first.
Who said that the elderly can't blow up the street, do you look like an old man?
"You've stimulated your husband!"
Everyone looked at Xiaohua, Xiaohua looked innocent, "I'm not wrong, that car is smaller than my Rolls-Royce, I said it wrong!"
Although Xiaohua didn't know what Yang Feng was stimulated by, Yang Feng was stimulated and went directly to the point of no return to bomb the street.
"Stop, who are you?
After being reminded by Yang Feng, the police were more strict in investigating the ships coming and going in the port, for fear that the yin and yang corpses would suddenly run in.
A man in a leather suit aboard a freighter in the harbor disembarked from the freighter and was confronted by several patrolling policemen.
Unknowingly, the Yin and Yang corpse took a freighter to Xiangjiang and successfully came to the land of Xiangjiang.
"Police?"
Seeing a few policemen walking up to him and asking him to show his ID card for inspection, a trace of coldness flashed in the eyes of the yin and yang corpse, and he smiled coldly: "You guys, all go and die!"
He hates the police very much, because he was killed by the police before he was refined into a yin and yang corpse, and as long as he sees the police, he can't help but want to kill the other party.
"What? Let's die?"
Several policemen were stunned for a moment and then became nervous, pulled out their guns and shouted, "Stop, raise your hands or we'll shoot!"
But the Yin Yang Corpse didn't mean to stop at all, and still walked over.
"Shoot, shoot!"
I don't know who shouted, and then several policemen immediately opened fire, of course, they didn't directly attack the vital point, and shot at the leg of the yin and yang corpse.
But to the stunned surprise of several policemen, the bullet hit the man in the black leather jacket, and there was no reaction at all, as if it had hit a steel plate, sparks and was bounced to the side.
"Hahaha!"
The bullet smirked at its useless corpse and rushed forward, slapping the nearest policeman.
"Bump!"
Hearing a muffled sound, the policeman's head was directly slapped back, and the back of his head was almost attached to his back, and his spine was broken.
"Momfuck!"
The rest of the policemen saw their colleague slapped like this and fell to the ground, so frightened that they almost peed their pants, dropped the gun in their hands, turned around and ran, and ran up laughing, grabbing two policemen who wanted to run, gnawing on his head, leaving only one successful escape.