"Lin Ming!"

"Eh, class is over?"

Lin Ming stood up with a yawn on his face, and the fat man whispered with a sideways face: "It's over the calf, it's exposed!"

Hemp eggs!

The teacher on the podium looked at him coldly and threw down the textbook heavily: "Explain to me, what kind of new variety of creature can grow a pair of eyes on the eyelids, give me a science popularization." ”

blinked his eyes, a pair of delicate eyes flickered on his eyelids, very distinctive, Lin Ming laughed dryly, "Ha~Ha~ Oops, today's teacher's hairstyle is so handsome, it's simply the most beautiful cub in the school!"

The teacher touched his hairline and said shyly: "Yes, I think so too, I don't know if Guizi will like it~"

"Trust me, it's absolutely eye-catching!"

"Haha~, what nonsense is the truth. ”

"I'm just stating a fact. ”

"Sit down, such a real child, he must have worked too hard to be tired like this, there is some nutrient solution here, replenish it at noon." ”

"Thank you!"

The fat man was speechless: Really?

Is there anything cheaper and worse in this world?

Bell~

"Finally class is over, what are you doing in front of me? Still smiling so happily, dead dad?"

Burst~

Nima, will you chat, no one told you that this will kill you in a chat?

"We don't have a lot of please, I hope we don't need to do it?"

"Let's go!"

"Don't toast boy~ Eh, what do you say?"

"Let's go!"

Nima, thanks to us for preparing so many cruel words, we even held back a fart, wasting brain cells in vain.

A punch in the air has wood there.

"When you arrive, Bai Shao is in the small garden, let's go in. ”

In the small garden, Bai Hua stood by the pool with one hand, and said without looking back: "You are here." ”

"What, pee!"

Bai Hua almost didn't fall into the pool, Nima Laozi pretended to be forced for a long time to pee, do you know what it means to force?

Ding: Lao Tzu endured it, and his mood value was +10

"I~"

"Yes, I didn't see anything, so what, ask a question, do you pee standing or squatting?"

"Naturally~"

Paralyzed, why is this product all messed up as soon as he opens his mouth!

"By the way, have you been feeling better these days?"

"Uh~"

Finally, there is a saying: "It's a lot better, I~"

"I'll just say, such a small problem as menstruation, drink some brown sugar water and sprinkle water, and ~"

"Shut up!"

Bai Hua shouted angrily, her hair stood on end, this girl, this mouth has always been like a machine gun, snapping and snapping.

The important thing is that there is no one to say, Bai Hua does not suspect that he is saying a few more words, and the heart disease is suddenly protruding, Nima's mouth is deadly?

"Okay, who told you to be both offensive and defensive. ”

Take a deep breath and wait for me, sooner or later I'll die.

"I won't talk nonsense with you, leave Qin Luo's sight forever, we are born to be different existences, only I am qualified to stand there, this is a piece of advice for you, and it can also be understood as a warning. ”

"That's the truth, I'm really an ordinary person, not a yin and yang person. ”

Nima~

What's the focus?

Hell, did your brain fly out of the galaxy?

Who else is a yin and yang person?

Bai Hua covered his chest, not an exaggeration, after chatting a few words, Lao Tzu can directly enter the funeral home, this special mouth is poisonous!

It seems that you can only use a trick - the ability to make money!

"The so-called multiple friends have many roads, 500,000 make a friend. ”

"Can friendship be measured by money? Lao Tzu, hehe, you will live your life, besides, my mother won't let me make friends with perverts. ”

Bite:......

Bai Hua greeted a certain woman fiercely in his heart, and after calming down, he said with a gentle smile: "It's me who is wrong~"

"1 million can barely make a relationship. ”

Bai Hua almost stumbled, it turned out that he was afraid of the lack of money, and he still spoke such righteous words, Nima almost believed it.

"1 million!"

Lin Ming picked up the check and put it in his pocket, Bai Hua smiled and said, "Remember what you said!"

"Of course, grandson!"

Ahem~

Bai Hua's muscles were bruised, and he said coldly: "What did you say?"

"Don't go too far!"

“......”

Bai Hua is a little embarrassed, who is too much?

"It's almost a matter of one million to buy a grandchild, and I want to be my cub for at least 10 million. ”

Bai Hua was stunned for a moment, I bought this relationship to have a top use, dare to love Lao Tzu to spend money to find an ancestor, this special, no, even my grandmother took advantage of it, Lao Tzu spent money to buy a green hat for his master, and he was in a groove Nima.

"What the hell are you kidding me?"

"I didn't expect it to be seen, hey, I was going to fool around to see if I could pass the test, but now it seems that I can only agree. ”

Damn, in your eyes I'm so IQ in arrears?

"I promised - granddaughter!"

"That's right~, what do you mean!"

"Don't be too greedy, what do you want to do if you buy a grandson and granddaughter for a million, don't get an inch, be careful that I get mad. ”

“......”

Ding: Lao Tzu's special IQ arrears will believe you this pit goods, slut, emotional value +10

Bite:~

Looking at the backstage that was quickly brushed up, Lin Ming almost didn't laugh, this emotion is still rich enough, it's only been like this for a while, it's hundreds!

"Lao Tzu is so tender to you!"

Lin Ming smiled indifferently, pointed to his chest and said: "Fight here, if you don't kill me, you are my grandson, but I am kind-hearted, let me remind you first, Lao Tzu has not been in good health since he was a child, he will be injured if he touches it, and he will fall down with a punch, and he will die there every minute." ”

Bai Hua almost didn't cry, I really owe my IQ.

Looking for a pit to jump, or a chain pit.

"Count you ruthless, wait for me. ”

Bai Hua is not stupid, this kind of slut really touched it, can he have a cancer Believe it or not, the campus is the management of the alliance, if he makes such a sum on the record, he will not want to enter the university in his life.

"Hehe, grandson, your uncle is still your uncle!"

Bai Hua stumbled again, and hurriedly left the small garden, staying like this, Lao Tzu was afraid that he couldn't help but do it.

Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you in minutes.

Not long after Bai Hua left, he saw a lewd figure rushing over in a hurry, and shouted all the way: "The fat master is here!"

Are you sure you're not from Hong Kong? You really have the style of the Royal Hong Kong Police!

"Hey, there are no missing arms or legs, no pneumothorax, hunchbacked. ”

Lin Minglian rolled his eyes: "I haven't accepted your property yet, why can't I die." ”

The fat man changed his smile: "The power of the Bai family is not small, even in school, it is not easy to mess with." ”

"Calm, as long as you play within the rules, Lao Tzu can make him doubt life. ”

"I believe this, who is so cheap as you. ”

“......”

Do you praise me, or do you hurt me?