"Ahh Yes! I was wrong, I won't dare next time~" This scream was so inconspicuous in the corridor that became noisy after class, and the passers-by just glanced at it and left in a hurry, after all, recess time is very precious.

"Hmph, next time you come over and yell, I'll cut you!" Pan Daxin said viciously to Li Jingze. “.... You've already started cutting him," Liu Yutian, Li Yaowen said in unison with a speechless face.

"Ouch, hey, my mellow August 15 has been flattened by you! Daxin, you're too ruthless! Li Jingze covered his ass and wailed. That's right, this terrible scream attracted the attention of passers-by Li Jingze and others, originally, if Li Jingze ran away, maybe August 15 would still be intact. It's a pity that this product has two pit teammates, no, these are not teammates, this TM is a mole, and the moment he turns around, it is a knife.

"Hahahahahaha When the four of them were fighting, Liang Chengren also walked out of the second class, and said angrily to Li Jingze and the four of them, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, it's not ashamed." ”

"It's all Li Jingze's fault!" Pan Daxin, Li Yaowen and Liu Yutian said in unison, with the same expression. “？？？” Li Jingze was still covering his ass and complaining just now, he was stunned when he heard this, what is it all my fault? Am I doing something wrong?

Li Jingze immediately stopped rubbing his ass, stretched out his international gesture, pointed at Pan Daxin and the three of them, and said angrily, "You don't come!" It's you! ....." Before he finished speaking, he felt three cold eyes, and it was Pan Daxin and the three of them who looked at Li Jingze with compassion.

Li Jingze: "It's all my fault, it's a baa race!" In the end, he bowed his head to the evil forces.

Liang Chengren on the side also felt funny when he saw this scene, and said, "Hahahaha, Jingze, it's really Junjie~~" The three people next to him also laughed when they heard this.

"By the way, what about Dai Xiuye, what is this kid doing, I haven't seen him come out of the classroom." Pan Daxin asked Li Jingze and the others.

Li Jingze was stunned for a moment, just when he wanted to say that he was obsessed with learning and didn't pay attention.

Liu Yutian spoke, "Ah Dai, which guy went to the third shift after class and went to Jobard to brag." Li Yaowen next to him nodded and said, "Yes, ah, that kid, I can't do anything else, I just like to find someone to beep." “

On the first day of school, the excitement hadn't passed yet, and it was also a big recess, so Li Jingze and the five of them chatted in the corridor for 20 minutes. "I said, did you encounter anything fun when you went back to your hometown for the New Year during the winter vacation?" Liang Chengren asked curiously.

"Yes, a child in our village went to buy fireworks to play, the kind of long ones, one by one, shooting into the sky. And guess what? Li Jingze said with a mysterious face, he could already imagine a few roommates with eager expressions.

10 seconds...

20 seconds....

Half a minute passed, and there was no movement at all, Li Jingze was a little confused, and turned his head to the expressionless four, "Aren't you curious?" ”。

"Uh, it's ok"

"A little"

"No, go along"

"Upstairs is right"

Li Jingze is stupid,, you don't play cards according to the routine. Looking at Li Jingze's stunned look, Pan Daxin and the four of them smiled and said, "Sample, let you sell Guanzi, hurry up, or I will cut you!" ”。 Li Jingze looked helpless, and then said, "Yes, yes." Really, I didn't have a chance to pretend to be 13 at all, too much! ”

"The kid bought the fireworks, and in the evening, he went to ask the adults in the family to help light the fireworks, but where did the adults play cards, how could they pay attention to him!" Speaking of this, Li Jingze subconsciously wanted to sell a pass, but what greeted him was four pairs of ruthless salty pig hands!

"Hah! Ha ha! Wrong, wrong, hahaha! I said, I, I continued". After getting rid of the four pairs of salty pig hands, Li Jingze slowed down and continued, "That kid can't help it, so he will go and get the turkey by himself, originally, it's nothing, it's all rural babies, these things are too much to play, and the adults don't care." Speaking of this, Li Jingze laughed to himself first.

Although the other four people didn't care about it before, they were also a little interested now, and urged, "Say it quickly, you laugh a bang!" ”

Li Jingze, who originally wanted to laugh for a while, suddenly stopped, definitely not because there were many people on the other side, but simply wanted to say it quickly! Seeing that the four hands were put down without a trace, Li Jingze hurriedly said, "That kind of fireworks is quite long, so that kid wanted to point the lead, but he couldn't reach it, so he turned it around, but the fireworks seemed to be going or something, and it was sprayed at one point!" ”

Hearing this, the other four people were stunned for a moment, and then they also said with a smile on the corner of their mouths, "Uh-huh, and then!" ”

"That kid probably didn't expect this thing to be so cruel! I was a little stunned at the time, and then the fireworks sprayed mercilessly at the child's younger brother." On the side, he is tinkering with the new toy little brother "Fuck it!" Isn't it just to grab a chicken leg with you? As for you! "I want to face the wall crookedly.

The little brother was also frightened, and quickly dodged to the side, but it was okay that he didn't hide, and the fireworks that were not facing him were not in front of him, and now they flew straight towards the little brother's face. This is to catch fireworks with his face, and there is no one. In the end, Li Jingze and everyone also laughed back and forth, although the four of them were a little confused, but well, just laugh. ヾ(≧▽≦*)

"Hahaha, it's okay, this guy has a future." Pan Daxin said with a smile. Liang Chengren next to him then said, "Did you hear the teacher say, there will be an exam next week, how is it, how do you feel?" ”。 Hearing Liang Chengren's words, Li Yaowen said, "What do you think, I have been taking the exam for more than ten years anyway, and my grades have been very stable" Everyone was happy when they heard it, to say that what Li Yaowen said was right, it was indeed quite stable, but if you look for him from the transcript, you have to look for him from the back to the front.

But people don't care, as for why. In the monthly exam in the first year of high school, the first thing to be sent was the language paper, and when the paper was sent down, Li Yaowen's was not sent. Li Yaowen is not in a hurry, but Li Jingze's few good friends are a little anxious, after all, they have to get the right results, aren't they~ I definitely don't want to come to find comfort!

Just as Li Jingze was in a hurry, Li Yaowen calmly picked up the insulation book and took a sip of water, relieved that there were no wolfberries.

At this time, the Chinese teacher walked to the door of the fifth class and called Li Yaowen to the office, Li Jingze and the others followed quietly, and the Chinese teacher saw that Li Jingze was following, and he didn't care, so he directly asked them to come in together, first asked a few people about their grades, and then said a few words and ignored them. Instead, he turned his head to Li Yaowen and said, "Li Yaowen is the same!" Learn! How did you get this test paper? Let's not talk about the basic questions and reading questions in the front, just look at your essay directly, oh yes, you don't have an essay, just the title. Also, what the hell are you titled? ”

Li Jingze was stunned for a moment, and stretched out his head to look at the title of the composition, which read 'A1 High Flash'. "Poof" Several people almost laughed, but when they saw the Chinese teacher's expression, they hurriedly covered their mouths.

The Chinese teacher saw that Li Jingze and the others were settled, so he turned his head to look at Li Yaowen and said, "Li Yaowen, you must know that learning is not for the teacher, but for yourself, what job do you want to find in the future?" How to feed yourself? Is it right to pay for your parents' hard-earned tuition? ”

The teacher came up and asked three times in a row, and Li Jingze gasped and said secretly, "Master!" But this fatal triple seems to be of little use to Li Yaowen, only to hear Li Yaowen calmly say two words weighing a thousand gold, "Collect rent." The teacher was stunned for a moment, and he didn't recover for a long time, Li Yaowen continued, "It's really hard for parents to collect rent, how many houses!" ”

Chinese Teacher: ..................................

Li Jingze et al.: ...............................