Chapter 3: Drawing inferences
'God's special shit luck, the zodiac is auspicious to go out, why does the eldest sister run out every time there is a critical moment to hinder his good deeds? ’
'Fire and water are incompatible, fire and water are incompatible!' The eighteenth master really calculated accurately, Xiao Baoxin's life in the sea, but he was just a fire in the furnace, and he didn't even have the strength to fight back. Kill him! ’
'Damn, who leaked his whereabouts!' Hinder him from apprenticeship! Hinder him from ascending to immortality! ’
…… As soon as Xiao Baoxin touched Xiao Baoshu's body, he heard that he was extremely active...... Desperate voices.
What is incompatible - bah, his eighteen masters, just he is causing trouble everywhere, worshipping the master's master everywhere, casually throwing a big green stone into Jiankang City and smashing it to ten, three and a half are his masters!
She also didn't know how Xiao Baoshu was obsessed with all kinds of metaphysics when he was more than ten years old, and he had a deep interest in all kinds of creatures that were not humans.
also soared into immortals-
That's Taoist rhetoric!
Is it called Nirvana in Buddhism?!
How did he get to the point where even she knew that he was so confused into that virtue? From this, we can see his determination to apprentice! Pure and whim-struck nonsense!
If it weren't for her mother's death, she would have wanted to shave his hair directly and pack him on the road with her own hands!
Obviously, when I was a child, I was still a pink-carved and clever doll, how can I grow up and not worry-free? Asked people to wipe his ass and clean up the mess all year round, the more Xiao Baoxin thought about it, the more angry he became, and the original three-point strength was also made to seven points, using both hands and feet, and beating a chain.
"Sister, sister, sister - spare your life! Stop kicking, my belly - ouch hey, my face! Xiao Baoshu hugged his head and screamed. Why are you hitting me, help! Help me! ”
"Papaya! Qiongju! You don't come in front of me yet! ”
Xiao Baoxin screamed miserably, but secretly rejoiced in his heart: Fortunately, his sister is just embroidering her legs, if she has a bit of real kung fu, she will really be kicked out!
Xiao Baoxin: "......" go to his flower fist and embroider his legs!
Silently raised his long legs and kicked again.
Not only did Xiao Baoshu want to cry without tears, and there was no way to ask for help, but the people who came in behind Xiao Baoxin were also sweating on their foreheads, but they didn't dare to step forward to persuade him.
Just kidding, it's not like this kind of scene hasn't happened before, whoever goes up will die!
Papaya and Qiongju, as Xiao Baoshu's personal servants, have seen this kind of scene no less than four or five times, and no matter how stupid they are, no one dares to show loyalty at this time. Most likely, the loyalty is not finished, and they are finished first!
Although Sister-in-law Zhang has Mrs. Xie's explanation, the current situation-
Well, it looks like it's not life or death yet, she doesn't have to step forward. Anyway, Mrs. said that it would be enough to keep a breath, and Sister-in-law Zhang comforted herself. When the lady beats someone, she still has to rest where it is cool.
"Shi, donor," the old monk stepped forward tremblingly. "Poor monks are intellectualized, and Buddhism is ...... purely"
The implication is that you two sisters and brothers don't want him to destroy it, and you will destroy it again.
The old monk knew that this was not the enemy who came to the door, and did not let his heart go, in his opinion, the girl in the yellow shirt was ruthless and ruthless, and she was ruthless. Even if it is a sister and brother, he is afraid that she will miss a murder case for a while, and at that time, will his temple be closed or closed?
So the old monk Zhihua had to step forward to remind him.
Amitabha, bless this female benefactor from hitting the crazy eye, see who kicks whom.
Xiao Baoxin is naturally not an unreasonable crazy woman, who has to beat whom. Especially the pure land of Buddhism, but it really made her brother destroy the purity!
Xiao Baoxin stopped at this time, brushed his slightly messy hair behind his ears, took a deep breath, and said to Zhihua Weiyifu:
"The younger brother is young and ignorant, and he has caused trouble to the abbot, and the little girl is here to make amends to you—"
The old monk was amazed.
Only then did Xiao Baoxin devote himself to the cause of educating his brothers, and worked hard, so that the old monk only saw her heroic posture with her fists and feet, and did not see what the person looked like at all. Now face to face with Xiao Baoxin, the old monk can't help but praise Jun from the bottom of his heart! It's so handsome! The only one he saw in his life!
It's just that a young girl is such a mark, and it is really in the twentieth century, and I don't know what kind of closed moon shy flower it will be at a young age.
It's embarrassing to think about it, it's true that he is a monk, but the basic aesthetics are still there.
"I didn't bother!" Xiao Baoshu covered half of his swollen face to speak for himself, and also interrupted the old monk's look. "I just want to be a monk and have fun—"
Zhihua suddenly regretted that he shouldn't have come out to speak for him.
It's still light, and you still dare to quibble.
When he was dealing with him, Zhihua knew that Xiao Baoshu was the second son of Xiao Yun, a big celebrity in front of the emperor, and he was just a good friend and wanted to make more sesame oil money, who knew that people would have to worship under his robe......
This personality is too charismatic, and it is also a disease!
If it is an ordinary dumbfounder, if you want to worship the master, you will worship, if you want to shave your hair, you will shave it, and there will be an errand runner on the left and right.
Although Zhihua is a member of Buddhism, as the host, he also has to worry about the daily life of the monks in the temple. After all, there are now two or three hundred temples in Daliang alone inside and outside the capital, and the competition is too fierce! If you slack off, you will be eliminated immediately.
Therefore, intellectualization goes deep into the red dust, within the five elements-
Who knew that good fate was hard to find, but it attracted such a product!
He was convinced that if he dared to accept this goods, the Xiao family would dare to smash his temple!
"Is it a monk you say to just play and have fun? What is the Dharma when you are in the Dharma? What about your parents, siblings? Xiao Baoxin's beautiful eyes shot a cold light, and he was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he grabbed Xiao Baoshu's front placket and dragged it out.
And Xiao Baoshu didn't break free at all, only babbling in his mouth:
"Sister, it's easy for you to lose me! Anyway, I'm a man, you're a beautiful girl-beautiful girl, just be in charge of beauty and beauty, what do you do during the day? ”
"If you do this, your reputation will be ruined if it spreads. If your future husband knows that you are such Xiao Baoxin, he is afraid that he will not even dare to enter the door, and dare to marry you? ”
“…… I see that your Yin Tang is black, sister, you are going to be unlucky recently, you should be careful...... If you can't get it, there will be a bloody disaster......"
The crowd was silent.
This man has a cheap mouth!
The beaten nose and face are swollen, isn't he the one who has the disaster of blood and light?
Is the seal black? Your whole face is black, okay?
Skinned so happy?
"I think Xiao Erlang still has a lot of worries about every day!"
Xiao Baoxin sneered, finally loosened his shirt, and pushed him to the ground with a push.
"Tie him up and throw him in the car!"
They are all serious people, who comes out with a rope?
However, the maids around Xiao Baoxin are already good, and the Tang Li and Youmei who took out today not only have flexible heads, but also have kung fu on their bodies.
The lady gave an order, they just made a move, turned around and ripped off the belts of papaya and Qiongju, tied Xiao Baoxin firmly, and then the two of them raised their heads and feet, and really threw people into the car.
Xiao Baoshu: "......" These two girls draw inferences from each other, and their ability to be flexible is outstanding, which is something that the girls around him do not have. He serves!
Papaya and Qiong Ju shamefully covered their waists, which they didn't protect at all, their faces were crimson, and they were ashamed: "......"