"Hmph, who doesn't splash him, his dragon blood guards are all over the country, and there are the most in the capital, will he not know about this? But he knew it, but he turned a blind eye and didn't care about pretending to be dead, he just wanted to borrow the hands of the ministers to show us faces."

Drifting Snow clasped her hands tightly together and roared in an atmosphere

"Rub, poke him, poke him hard, in other words, so many courtiers, and the palace, these places add up to a lot of dung, why do you get so much dung?"

"Cut, you should only have it in the capital, you forgot, within 10,000 miles, I can call any object at will"

"I rub"

Okay, your old man has the ability, my imagination can't keep up with your magical powers, and I am willing to bow down

In the palace, all the palaces, all the windows were closed, and everyone covered their noses and mouths with cloths, and Xiao Eleven also used a piece of cloth to cover all the places below the clear eyes, and sat in front of the imperial book

His hands were a little trembling, the pen he was holding wanted to write but couldn't write, he threw it on the ground angrily, and the little fish roe lowered his head and didn't dare to snort on the side

At this time, the emperor is angry, he is still careful, and if he is not careful, his head will be gone

In the past year, the emperor's temperament has changed a little, he loves to get angry at every turn, and he loves to be stunned at every turn, I think it has something to do with Prince Snow and his wife

This year, the prince and his wife did not receive a dime, refused to have any dealings with the palace, and destroyed the Liuxian Pavilion, so it is no wonder that the emperor is not angry

When the emperor heard that the Snow King's relatives and friends had been reprimanded and feces were poured at the door, he felt very happy in his heart

It was a feeling of revenge, and it was very pleasant, so all along, he pretended not to know about it, and let those ministers do it

But after patronizing it, and now that I heard that people had returned to the capital, I broke out in a cold sweat at that time, and I suffered retribution at night

Inside the palace, on the ground, and on the roof of the house were full of filth, he didn't dare to go out, he still closed the windows in the house, smoked incense, but the house was still smelly, so he could only cover his nose, even so, he felt that the taste was wrong

All the palace maids and subordinates are cleaning up the dirt outside, and they vomit while cleaning up, because there is constantly dirt flowing down the roof, and if you are not careful, you will get it on your body

The couple on the cloud head looked down and snorted coldly, "Work hard, it's easy to clean up on this ground, but it's hard to clean up on this house, there is no rain, it's just like that, and you can't run blindly at the beginning of the New Year."

Piaoxue wore a mask and covered her mouth with her hands, "Daughter-in-law, let's go back, it's too stinky, what, cover our family with your cover, you can't let the smell smoke"

"Hehe, that's okay, I don't want to see it, let's go"

Back in the palace, she laid an enchantment, thought about it, and ran to the East Mansion, Xian Wang's Mansion, Yun Hua'er's house, Yun Qing's house in the sky, and also laid an enchantment on their house

Only then did they go home, and the two of them had a lot of water boiled and washed several times before they were sure that there was no smell on their bodies

In fact, this is a psychological effect, they didn't touch those dirt, washing is also a psychological therapy, presumably tomorrow the capital will be a sensation again because of this smell, right?

There was nothing to say all night, and sure enough, the two were having dinner in the morning, and the housekeeper came happily

"Lord, princess, hehe, it's a great thing."

"Huh? Tell me about it? ”

The housekeeper glanced at them and immediately closed his mouth, "Well, you eat first,"

Yun Shu and Piaoxue pushed the bowl, but Hei Dan'er and Bai Qiu'er didn't keep talking, and kept pulling the food, "Say it,"

"It's strange to say, the slave went back to our palace, why didn't there be any smell at all, now the capital is stinking, and the people have to cover their noses when they go out."

"Oh? What the hell is going on? ”

The housekeeper said in his heart, you just pretend, as soon as you come back, this will happen, it has nothing to do with you, and you don't believe it if you kill yourself

"According to the servants sent people out to investigate, those ministers' homes were all splashed with feces, it's really relieving, I heard that even the roof is there, it must be filth that fell from the sky"

"Well, I'm glad you look, it's beautiful now."

"It's not beautiful, our house can be splashed by someone, although it is only at the door, but now it is just going back, and they suppressed us and didn't go back."

"Go and work honestly, I'll let you see later"

"Yes~"

The housekeeper left with a fart, and Hei Dan'er and Bai Qiu'er looked at each other, "Master, master, did we miss something?" ”

"No, hurry up and eat, eat and go to practice martial arts"

"Oh"

The couple got up and didn't go anywhere, only in the back garden of the palace, walking, enjoying the scenery, there was already a mess outside, whoever went out to smell the smell was stupid

The ministers covered their noses one by one, with a stench all over their bodies, in the early court, in the court, they did not dare to speak, because they saw that even the palace was like this

After the emperor dealt with the court, he pointed at them with his finger on it, "Now you know that you are afraid?" What did you do earlier? I can't manage it, and I can't manage it, so you can do it yourself."

"Your Majesty, please save us"

"Save? Even I, a bystander, have suffered because of you, how can I save you? It's not that you don't know her ability, it's not that you didn't warn you, it's good that she didn't ask for your life that time, and she actually returned it, hum"

The ministers lowered their heads, their faces were pale and gray, and their faces were dejected

In the East Mansion, Dong Liu also knew about this, he wiped his beard and raised his eyebrows, this thing must have been done by Yun Shu, and only she could do it

But he didn't want Liu to know, and just wanted to hide it, Yun Xue came back with the man she said

As soon as I arrived in the living room, I made a noise

"Oops, outside, it really stinks, it stinks, I can't stay in my house, or there is no smell at home,"

She kept sniffing at herself, with a look of disgust

The man who came with her, surnamed Feng, called Feng Xiao, has a pair of peach blossom eyes, a smile of his own, looks white and clean, handsome and graceful, and does not look like a person who practices martial arts at all

He sat on the chair at the bottom and looked at Yun Xue with a smile, "I don't know whose means are making the whole capital stink, if you don't like it, let's go to the suburbs to live."

"No, when I come back this time, I want to take you to see my sister-in-law?" Cher held her chin,

"Actually, if you want to say that this is a big thing, it's my eldest sister, others, want to make the whole capital like this overnight, it is estimated that it is almost hot, I think maybe my eldest sister did it, my door was splashed some time ago"

"Oh? So, I really want to meet your eldest sister."

At this time, Dongliu and Liu rushed to the living room from the backyard, Feng Xiao quickly got up and saluted the two, and Liu nodded reluctantly

Then he pulled Yun Xue to sit aside, and after Dongliu asked people to serve refreshments, he stopped talking and listened to Liu's chatter

"You still know it's back"

"Huh? Where can I go if I don't come back, now it stinks to death outside, why can't we smell it in Dongfu? ”

"Can't smell it? Stinking? What's going on? ”

Yun Xue told Liu what happened outside, and Liu frowned and poked her with his hand

"Your eldest sister is back, she may have done this"

"Huh? The eldest sister is back? Great, I'll take Feng Xiao over and let the eldest sister see the man I chose, hehe"

"You're seventeen, can you be more steady?"

"Hehe, mother, I haven't reached the age of seventy or eighty, it's a lively age, why make yourself old, even if the eldest sister is back, then I won't stay longer, with the eldest sister's ability, the Snow King's Mansion shouldn't stink, let's go"

She got up and pulled up the phoenix, didn't even drink tea, and ran away in a hurry

Liu sighed, "No one has ever let me worry about it, just this kid,"

Dongliu handed over a cup of tea, "Drink, put out the fire, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, she took this child and let Yun Shu take a look, then let's relax and wait, people can't look good, you look at him and look bad, but it doesn't necessarily mean that his character is bad."

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