Ye Mengmeng smiled: "The woman is not stupid, but when she meets her predecessors, she is overshadowed, and she feels like she is a lot stupid." ”

The old thing was stunned, couldn't help laughing, and nodded again and again: "Well, yes, yes, I love to hear this." In this way, you are much better behaved than the two girls in Biyue Hongyan, and those two dead girls have not done anything other pleasing except to scold Lao Tzu. ”

Ye Mengmeng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, listening to this old thing's pleasant tone, it shouldn't be that he will drink human meat soup anymore, right?

But I heard the old thing say: "...... Since you are well-behaved, so be it, Lao Tzu will be extra gracious and fulfill one of your last wishes before you die. ”

"......" Ye Mengmeng was speechless for an instant. So, this girl is still going to die? ”

"Of course, Lao Tzu likes to talk about people, who can escape?" The old thing sneered, "Lao Tzu used the tribute cauldron to cook you, you are already an ancestor who has accumulated great virtue." ”

Ye Meng laughed angrily, and snorted coldly: "You seem to be very powerful, since you are so powerful, why have you been trapped here for twenty years?" ”

Hearing her words, the old thing turned over and jumped down as if he had been trampled on and hurt his feet, stood on the side of the catastrophe, and said stupidly: "What does the girl know? Lao Tzu is unwilling to go out, and it has nothing to do with others. If Lao Tzu wants to leave, even Ye Tingxuan can't stop me. ”

"Phew, you know bragging!" Ye Mengmeng didn't believe it at all.

The old thing sneered: "Girl, whether you believe it or not, Lao Tzu has a chance to make a wish for you, since you don't want to make a wish, then Lao Tzu is going to start igniting the fire." ”

Ignition? Ye Mengmeng's heart moved, and suddenly she smelled a smell of firewood in her nose, and a burst of smoke also came out, choking Ye Mengmeng only coughed, and tears choked out.

couldn't help but be shocked and angry, pointed at the old thing, and scolded: "Old thing, are you really going to cook me?" ”

The old thing jumped two steps away, clasped his arms in his hands, and tilted his head to look at her, looking like he was about to talk about her, and his expression seemed to have taken her like meat soup.

"Hehe, girl, you can be eaten as meat soup by old things, you are already envious of many people in the rivers and lakes......"

"Fart!" Ye Mengmeng felt that the water temperature was gradually rising, and she was so anxious that the six gods had no master. "Hey, old thing, let me go, or I won't let you go."

The old thing stuck out his tongue, made a grimace, and grinned: "Lao Tzu is not afraid of ghosts, but ghosts are afraid of Lao Tzu!" "Bend down.

"Hey, old thing, what are you doing?" Ye Mengmeng felt bad.

"It's nothing, Lao Tzu will add another handful of firewood to the bottom of the pot and burn it a little more vigorously."

Ye Mengmeng was startled, and instinctively stretched out her hands to grab the edge of the pot in panic, but she screamed in pain and was scalded and retracted her hand. It turned out that the edge of the pot was also hot.

She was angry and angry, and scolded: "Damn, you old thing can't die well, my aunt cursed you to go to hell for the rest of your life......"

Before the words fell, the old thing poked its head out and stared at her with a strange look in his eyes.

"Girl, will you try to scold Lao Tzu again?"

"Scold and scold!" Ye Mengmeng also let it go, and immediately scolded, "Old thing, old horseman, old immortal, a person is a cheap pig for a lifetime, and living like a scumbag like you is a waste of air......"

The old thing raised his eyebrows, stretched out his claws that were as thin as chicken feet, grabbed Ye Mengmeng's hair, lifted it lightly, and then threw it away, Ye Mengmeng didn't have time to scream, just like a harrier eagle flew out obliquely, and "poof" stuck on a branch of the big tree.

This time it was really painful like bone marrow, and Ye Mengmeng's intuition almost fell off his neck.

"Girl, do you dare to scold Lao Tzu?"

Ye Mengmeng looked down and saw the old thing standing next to the cauldron, looking up at her.

"I ......"

The water in the cauldron was already boiling and bubbling hot. Ye Mengmeng was scared into a cold sweat, no matter how bold she was, she didn't dare to scold anyone again, no matter how bold she was, she was not afraid of death.

What's more, her head was pulled in the tree branches, and she was extremely uncomfortable, even if she wanted to scold, she couldn't scold.

Suddenly, there was a flower in front of me, and when I fixed my eyes again, the old thing had already jumped up the tree, and sat on the branch and swayed.

He tilted his head to look at Ye Mengmeng's funny appearance when he was stuck, and suddenly felt very funny, and he actually held his stomach and laughed.

"Do you know what you're like right now? Haha, like the duck with its neck stretched out waiting to be slaughtered...... Haha, haha! ”

……

Ye Mengmeng was angry, angry and embarrassed, she couldn't wait to find a hole to get into, and she couldn't scold her if she wanted to scold her neck stuck, and finally, she held back a sentence: "You, you are a duck, you, your whole family, are all ducks......"

The old thing suppressed his smile, looked at her intently for a while, and suddenly smiled again.

"Girl, it's uncomfortable to get stuck in your head, right?"

Ye Mengmeng glanced at him and didn't intend to ignore him.

"Do you want to come out?"

Ye Mengmeng still ignored it.

"That's it," the old thing rubbed his hands, and a kind smile suddenly appeared on his face, and the light in his eyes became much gentler. "Lao Tzu sees that your bones are strange and your understanding is good, and he plans to take you as an apprentice, what do you think?"

What?

Ye Mengmeng's eyes widened and he looked at him dumbfounded.

Take her... For apprentices?

She heard her right, right?

"yes, how's that? Gao Xin is stupid, right? The old thing is very proud, "The number of people who want to be Lao Tzu's apprentice is also uncountable, you girl has taken a shit luck and has been favored by Lao Tzu, hahaha!" ”

Ye Mengmeng was speechless. Sure enough, narcissism is hopeless. Rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Ben, this girl, no, it's not rare...... these words out of the throat and neck are already unbearable.

"What? Not uncommon? "The old thing jumped, feeling a serious blow to its pride." Lao Tzu has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and the first name is not bluffing. Those who dare to hear Lao Tzu's name have to pee their pants in fright, you are not rare? ”

",Next first,I,I'm not,Don't ......"

Hearing her stammer, the old thing was impatient, leaned forward, lifted her back collar, and didn't feel that he used any strength, Ye Mengmeng only felt that her body was loose, her eyes were flowering, and she sat on the trunk of the tree. She was unsteady and almost fell off the tree, so frightened that she quickly hugged the trunk and sighed.

The old thing frowned and said, "Again, why aren't you rare in Lao Tzu's martial arts?" Lao Tzu is the first, is it not possible for your master to insult you? ”

"Lao Tzu is the first?" Ye Mengmeng wanted to laugh a little. "It's almost as good as being first under the braggadocio."

Who knows, this sentence completely stimulated the old thing's nerves, and his eyes widened. "Girl, don't you believe it?"

The corners of Ye Mengmeng's mouth twitched, and she said contemptuously: "If you want others to be convinced, you have to come out with some real skills, right?" ”

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