Chapter 030: I can't resist playing drunk
Jing Yi suppressed Wen Yanxi, and instructed word by word: "I'll go out, you lie here, don't move, wait for me to come back." β
"Uh-huh." Wen Yanxi nodded obediently, and two silly smiles appeared on her crimson face.
The door kept knocking, Jing Yi let go of Wen Yanxi, stood up, turned around and walked out of the door. Because he was in a hurry to open the door, he didn't notice the ...... behind him at this time
As soon as they unscrewed the doorknob, Wang Ningxuan and Lu Jizhao stood at the door, seeing that it was them, Jing Yi had a dark face, and asked coldly: "Why are you two not training here?" β
"The training is over, and he and I want to come and apologize to my sister-in-law." Wang Ningxuan was the first to reply.
Lu Jizhao on the side still looked like a hanger, and nodded reluctantly.
Jing Yi frowned, and replied casually: "Apologize and wait for tomorrow, she has already slept." β
Well?
Wang Ningxuan and Lu Jizhao showed puzzled expressions at the same time, stretched out their index fingers and pointed behind each other, and said speechlessly: "Then who is she?" β
Hearing this, an ominous premonition came to my heart, and at the same time, a gust of wind came from behind me. Jing Yi's face twitched, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
"Snap", sure enough, Wen Yanxi hugged his waist and asked with a smile, "How is it?" Surprised? Not surprised? β
Wang Ningxuan and Lu Jizhao covered their eyes at the same time, holding back a smile, Jing Yi's face was black, and a trace of a smile appeared on his face, "You two go back first." β
"Sister-in-law, are you drunk?" Wang Ningxuan asked with a snicker, and then smashed Lu Jizhao, as if they had seen something amazing.
Before Jing Yi could answer, Wen Yanxi's head poked out from under his squeaky nest, saw the two little cuties, grinned at the corners of his mouth, and suddenly said as if greeting guests: "Come on, come in and play." β
"Is that okay? Then we're welcome. Saying that, Wang Ningxuan raised his eyebrows at Lu Jizhao, and walked in with a sly expression.
The other five slowly turned up the stairs, and they happened to see the scene as the door of 305 was facing the hallway.
Shi Xiang: "Wow! β
Yi Yangzhi: "Wow! β
Yin Zhan: "......"
Shao Jingbai: "Huh! β
Lan Fengyao: "......"
Lu Jizhao turned around and hooked his hand towards them, signaling to go over, and the five of them were all confused and walked towards 305.
Jing Yi glanced down at the warm hand on his waist, gritted his teeth, and laboriously broke her fingers one by one. Suddenly I thought of something, and said to them: "She's drunk, you can play with her for a while, I still have work to do, so I'll go back to the room first." β
After leaving this sentence, he rushed back to his room with lightning speed, closed the door, and did not forget to lock it.
The seven people were full of question marks, looking at the drunken sister-in-law in front of them, and they were all speechless.
Wang Ningxuan's eyes drifted downward, with a contemptuous expression, he stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Wen Yanxi's eyes, and couldn't help asking, "Sister-in-law, how much have you drunk?" Drunk like this? β
Wen Yanxi raised a finger, staggered, and almost fell backwards, but Yin Zhan hurriedly stretched out his hand to support her.
Lu Jizhao: "A bottle? Sister-in-law, your wine is bad enough, pour a bottle! β
Wen Yanxi shook his head and waved his hand.
Lan Fengyao snorted coldly, glanced at Shi Xiang beside him, and said casually: "It won't be a cup." β
βbingoοΌβ Wen Yanxi gave him a thumbs up.
"Poof", the seven couldn't help laughing, especially Wang Ningxuan, as if someone had clicked on the laughing hole, laughed until he lay on the sofa, rolling around with his stomach covered.
Wang Ningxuan: "What, I won't play with you anymore, I have to go back to play the game, and then take a bath and sleep." β
After laughing, he stood up straight, and after saying this, he was grabbed by Wen Yanxi before he reached the door, rolled his eyes and ordered: "No, none of you are allowed to leave, you have to stay here to play with me." β
Lu Jizhao: "Then sister-in-law, what are you going to play?" β
Wen Yanxi put his fingers against his chin, thought for a while, and then replied: "I'll perform for you, and you will be the audience." β
Lu Jizhao: "It's that simple? β
"Uh-huh!" Wen Yanxi nodded.
The seven people were arranged to sit on the sofa, and Shao Jingbai took out the tarot cards from his pocket and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose. said indifferently: "Pinch your fingers, you won't be able to rest until twelve o'clock tonight." β
Lu Jizhao: "Close your crow's mouth." β
Shao Jingbai: "Today's crow is my lucky thing. β
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Wen Yanxi staggered to everyone in front of everyone, cleared his throat, and sang the divine comedy that was about to be taken to the finals. She threw herself into it relentlessly, every cell in her body cooperated, her pores opened, and she felt the pleasure brought by the rhythm with all her heart.
Lan Fengyao frowned.
Shi Xiang blinked.
Yin Zhan's face was black.
Wang Ningxuan covered his ears.
Shao Jingbai bit his crow keychain.
Lu Jizhao's whole face was written with despair.
Only Yi Yangzhi sat on the sofa with a smile on his face.
The other six turned around and tilted their heads and asked, "How can you still laugh?" β
Yi Yangzhi: "This is my professional smile, hehe, some people don't look at him smiling on the surface, he has already mmp in his heart." β
Shi Xiang: "What does MMP mean?" β
Wang Ningxuan: "Children don't learn badly, you don't care what they mean." β
Wen Yanxi was not affected by them at all, and was still self-absorbed and unwilling.
Jing Yi, who was sitting in the room, couldn't stand it anymore, he first covered his ears with his hands, but the noisy sound would still squeeze in through his fingers and through his eardrums to his brain. It seemed that there were thousands of small insects crawling inside, stirring his brain. At this moment, he really wanted to rush out and pinch the other party's throat and make her mute.
He rushed to his desk, rummaged through the cabinet, pulled out a pair of earplugs, and stuffed them into his ears with satisfaction.
In the living room, the teenagers sat on pins and needles underneath, which was more painful than listening to the head teacher chanting the scriptures at school. One by one, they complained in the novel: "It's better to have a class meeting." β
I don't know how long it took, Wen Yanxi finally finished the song, and then looked at them expectantly. Lan Fengyao was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he quickly took the lead in applauding.
The rest of the members also crackled and slapped their palms one after another, and Wang Ningxuan praised it even more cheaply: "Sing well, sing very well, and professional singers are nothing more than that." β
As soon as the words fell, the rest of the people turned their heads to look at her at the same time, with their faces all written, brother, are you serious?
After receiving the praise, Wen Yanxi looked excited, bowed deeply, and then said: "Thank you for affirming me, and I will bring you a dance, music ...... next."
Lan Fengyao covered his head, he couldn't help it, he stood up and refused: "Sister-in-law, you spare us, don't you want to train with the other two combinations the day after tomorrow, you see that we have been training so late, we have to rest." Look at my dark circles, I won't grow tall if I don't get enough sleep. He pointed to the bottom of his eye.
Wen Yanxi leaned over, held his cheeks with both hands, stared at the dark circles and looked at him carefully, then nodded, let out a heavy snoring sound, and let out a "hmm" sound. Then he slapped the other party's white and tender face, and couldn't help but say: "The collagen on the face is so envious." After saying that, I didn't forget to pinch it.
Lan Fengyao knocked her hand off and said unhappily, "Hey, did you pinch my face casually?" β
Hearing this, Lu Jizhao couldn't help but laugh with a "poof", Lan Fengyao glared at him, and the other party immediately put away his smile.
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Wen Yanxi stood in the doorway, leaning against the door frame. kept waving his hand, and said with a smile: "The guest officer walks slowly, come and play again in the future, this girl will not send it, walk well on the road......"
Lan Fengyao: "......"
Shi Xiang: "Uh-huh. β
Yin Zhan: "......"
Wang Ningxuan: "Hahahahahaha......"
Shao Jingbai: Speechless.
Yi Yangzhi: "Hehe." β
Lu Jizhao: "Cut, nerves." β
After sending the seven cuties away, Wen Yanxi returned to the house and closed the door, and then swaggered to Jingyi's room, and the doorknob was not twisted for a long time, so he stood at the door and kicked the door and yelled.
Rao was wearing earplugs, but Jing Yi still heard the ghost crying wolf howling outside the door, and walked over to open the door.
"Snap", Wen Yanxi hugged him head-on, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Dead ghost, you finally opened the door, the mourning family is waiting for you outside the door, I thought you didn't want to mourn the family." You say, why is your heart so ruthless, I poured out my heart and lungs for you, and you treated me like this, and even shut me out. Sure enough, the men are all big pigs' trotters......"
At this time, Jing Yi wanted to die, and now he regretted moving in with the crazy woman in front of him. When he was about to pull the other party away from him, he found that the other party was stuck to him like double-sided tape.
Jing Yi collapsed so much that he wanted to burst into a foul mouth, he gritted his teeth, tried to restrain his imminent anger, looked at the drama spirit in his arms, and said speechlessly: "What you say is what it is." β
Suddenly, Wen Yanxi pushed him away, his expression became angry, and he pointed at his nose and scolded: "Say, are you someone outside, and which fox spirit is it?" You really can't change eating, I have to earn money, I have to take care of the baby, and I have to do housework, you are good, go out every day to find the junior to cuckold me, I tell you, I will never spare you. Say, what is the relationship between you and Zhang Xian's woman? β
When he heard the name "Zhang Xian", he thought that the other party was just a drunken madman, but this time, he suddenly didn't think so, and she might be very sober. Scold! Jing Yi suddenly became interested and wanted to play with her. Then he explained: "Wronged, I have nothing to do with her." β
"Phew!" Wen Yanxi spat at him.
Jing Yi wiped his face in disgust, and 10,000 alpacas ran by in his heart, and his face sank.
Wen Yanxi: "I still want to quibble." β
Jing Yi: "Okay, then you say, what is my relationship with her?" β
Wen Yanxi: "Adulterer and adulteress." β
Jing Yi: "My vision is so bad? Can you take a fancy to her? β
This question stopped Wen Yanxi, who was stunned for a while, and muttered in a low voice: "Also, how can you look at her, she looks like a pig." β
Jing Yi: "That's it, the pigs are better looking than her." β
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At this time, Zhang Xian, who was about to go to bed, suddenly sneezed, and the roots of his ears were hot......