"Guo Longyi, you come out for me." Hearing the familiar ghost scream, I walked out of the bedroom to see her looking at me angrily with a bottle of shower gel.

"Have you used it?"

"Well, I didn't mean to, mine is just gone."

I waved my hand helplessly, thinking that you know this, but you can know how heavy it is. Do you have the ability?

"But how do you know?" I asked curiously.

"It's not in the right place, it's not what I'm used to."

"Oh" I nodded again and again, I have seen that women are terrible, no wonder they didn't make low-level mistakes in previous exams, and we boys always read the wrong questions or options. It seems that informality is also a problem.

"Forget it, I'll reluctantly forgive you this time. You help me get the towel, I'll go find the clothes. ”

When I came to the balcony and saw the various colors of towels were silly, which one?

When I was confused, another voice came, "Pink." ”

When I turned on the TV, the records were all soap operas and palace fight scenes, which reminded me of what my classmates said about being forced by my girlfriend to watch "The Legend of Zhen Huan", which is scary to think about.

It's hard for someone like me who has dyslexia to recognize the characters, let alone sort out all kinds of complex relationships, so that's why I don't like to read foreign novels.

The funny talk show completely lost the effect of the show after Xu Qing came out, because it was all covered by the sound of her hair dryer.

When she came out, she snatched my remote control on the grounds that I was going to mop the floor.

Anyway, I'm the worst landlord in history, completely undignified and enslaved, but who told her to buy me with money.

If I thought she was pretending to be before, after she paid me two years' rent in one lump sum, I was completely convinced that she was really rich.

No, it's a rich woman, she's a little fatter.

But she never told me about her family.

"Eh, you're not done yet, are you?" I found the document on her desk while mopping the floor, and the submission date was 11 p.m. today.

I thought I could see the scene where she was struggling to make up her homework, but it turned out that I was forced to do a half-hour document, and she said that the TV series was the finale and should not be missed.

I just looked at her with disdain: "This has to be calculated separately as labor fees." ”

She ignored me and just made an OK gesture.

By the time I was done, I saw that she had become a faceless.

I asked curiously, "Miss, can you still blink your eyes well with this thing?"

She looked at me wickedly, "Why don't you try it, Miss Ben will reward you." ”

As a big man, of course, I would rather die than give in, but in the end, I still gave in, otherwise she would tell my parents that I was living with a girl.

I have to say that the mask is really a good thing, my face is smooth and refreshing after use, and it smells so good, but I'm really afraid that she will ask me to wear stockings one day.

But just enjoy today, whatever tomorrow looks like.

So later, I often saw the scene of two people lying on the sofa with their heads up and chatting about gossip, and sometimes they were still soaking their feet.

When it comes to pet preference, I like cats, and she likes cats because dogs are loyal.

But because no one wants to be a shovel officer, the pet plan eventually fell through.

Changing hands, she stretched out her magic hand to the succulent, not raising flowers because she couldn't raise them, but unexpectedly the succulent was raised to death by her once, and then she looked at the goldfish, in fact, most of the time I was feeding and changing the water.

If I ever saw her appear without makeup and thought she didn't like makeup, I couldn't have been more wrong, and I didn't know how innocent I was until I saw her makeup case and all kinds of lipsticks in her room.

But what I can't bear the most is that she has to take out her anger at me every time she paints, saying that breathing is also a mistake. But I really like to watch her cosplay, I don't have to say anything about her figure, and she has a beautiful face, but I'm easy to be beaten as a villain.

She is a typical super fond of milk tea, and always has a cup or two in the refrigerator at any time.

And I have to help her warm every morning, and since I go first, I will explain everything through a sticky note.

As for why you don't use your mobile phone, you may not believe it when you say it, it's to practice calligraphy. Many times I think it's quite literary, so I keep this habit.

We don't go home at noon, I often invite her to the food court, and she pays for it, provided that I have to take her to play games, and she has special dishes.

Others play games for fun, and I only have endless abuse and killing for her, and she is still happy, like peeking at the ghost animal video I downloaded from station B.

I was so angry that I smashed the keyboard, and she broke her headphones with laughter.

The so-called is not that enemies do not get together, she always likes to stand on the opposite side of me, as if she is so angry that I will win.

He deliberately told me the wrong answer when I answered the question in class, and I actually believed this ghost who was listening. Emptied my shopping cart when I hesitated, and I had to nibble on steamed buns every day in the morning to make ends meet, and although she occasionally brought me milk, I was never moved.

Pretending to be a female ghost while I was watching a horror movie, I jumped up and down in fright, hugged her in a hurry, and she beat me up. When I failed to interview for the art troupe, she made a grimace on the side, which made me cry and laugh.

I don't know, I thought I was very happy to be eliminated.

On days like this, I always complain to my sister that I should hurry up and take her away, annoying.