Chapter 110: Winner Ge Xiaolun, Loser Liu Chuang
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Liu Chuang was very happy and sad.
Happy because the angel Lingxi agreed to be his guardian angel, sad because the Lingxi girl told him that he needed to abstain from sex for a thousand years.
"Breaker, let's go. We went for a drink. ”
As soon as Zhang Zheng came out of the kitchen, he saw Liu Chuang's half-dead appearance, so he walked up to him and asked him to drink together.
"Brother Zheng, are you abstinent?"
When Liu Chuang heard Zhang Zheng's voice, he quickly raised his head and asked.
"Abstinence, I have a daughter-in-law, abstinence!"
Zhang Zheng was stunned by Liu Chuang's brainless words, and then seemed to understand why Liu Chuang asked like this.
However, Zhang Zheng is not a parent who is used to children, and Zhang Zheng will not be stingy with his language when it comes to cracking down on Liu Chuang.
"No, no, you and Xiao Lun can become angelic gods without abstinence, why should I abstain for a thousand years when it's my turn!"
"Brother Zheng, brother, you have to help me say more good things to Sister Lingxi, I've been abstinent for a thousand years, isn't it fatal!"
When Liu Chuang heard that Zhang Zheng was not abstinent, he was immediately unhappy, why should he be abstinent by himself, so Liu Chuang hurriedly pulled Zhang Zheng and said with a pleading face.
"..."
Zhang Zheng was disgusted by Liu Chuang, you are almost thirty years old man, what's the matter with pulling me to call my brother! Lao Tzu is only 25 this year, okay.
Usually your brother Zheng, Brother Zheng's screaming, Lao Tzu endured it, and now he is still energetic, kiss my brother, kiss you a dog's leg.
Although he was despised by Zhang Zheng in various ways, who is Liu Chuang, a famous head dog on the road, Boss Liu, has no other advantages, that is, his skin is thick enough, harder than his three generations of gods, and he didn't let go of the pressure on Zhang Zheng.
"Don't don't, Brother Zheng, you must help me, abstain from sex for a thousand years, I will simply become a monk."
Liu Chuang didn't care what Zhang Zheng said, he just pulled Zhang Zheng and didn't let go, and brought his rogue spirit to the extreme.
Watching Liu Chuang and Zhang Zheng pull and pull, he was a little curious.
"Xiao Lun, are they the basis of what you humans say? Look at Zhang Zheng very happy. ”
Burning Xin asked Ge Xiaolun in a curious tone.
"Basic ⊙▽⊙"
Ge Xiaolun was stumped by the burning question, how to answer this, although Liu Chuang and Zhang Zheng now look full of affection, but Ge Xiaolun doesn't dare to talk nonsense, if this reaches Zhang Zheng or Liu Chuang's ears, Ge Xiaolun dares to guarantee that his invincible body can't keep himself, and he will definitely be chopped up by the two and fed to the dog, you must know that whether it is Zhang Zheng or Liu Chuang, the two of them use axes.
What the axe is best at is chopping from top to bottom, and with the strength of the two of them, it is really more than enough to chop yourself.
was just looked at with curiosity, and Ge Xiaolun couldn't help but answer.
"Sister-in-law, that, that's not the foundation, it should be the friendship between men. Yes, it's friendship between men. ”
Ge Xiaolun broke out in cold sweat on the corners of his forehead, carefully organized his words, and said while wiping his sweat with his hands.
"Oh, isn't that the sentiment?"
Hearing Ge Xiaolun's words, she was a little disappointed in her tone, but she knew about it through the network of the earth, and the love on the earth is also a manifestation of true love.
"No, no."
Ge Xiaolun heard the heart-warming words, and hurriedly said in an affirmative tone.
After speaking, he secretly glanced at Zhang Zheng and Liu Chuang with his small eyes.
Seeing that the two didn't seem to hear the conversation between him and Zhixin, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in my heart.
"Xiao Lun, help me pull the breaker away, let's go drink the celebration wine."
Zhang Zheng saw Ge Xiaolun looking at him, and hurriedly shouted at him.
He is also serving Liu Chuang now, this is for his wife's face.
He is the god of war of the Nuoxing Star and is famous for his great strength, although he has not yet reached the peak, but even now, it is not easy for Zhang Zheng to get rid of him without hurting him, so when he saw Ge Xiaolun, Zhang Zheng hurriedly called him for help.
"Chuangzi, calm down, calm down, if you do this again, Brother Zheng will kill you."
When Ge Xiaolun heard Zhang Zheng's words, he hurriedly ran over and helped Zhang Zheng pull Liu Chuang away, this thing is simply crazy.
In the end, fortunately, with Ge Xiaolun's help, Zhang Zheng was able to pull Liu Chuang away without injury, and he didn't want any face for the angel girl.
Didn't you see that their farce has been seen by everyone? Before he let go, Zhang Zheng was thinking about finding someone to fuse the genes of the Nuoxing God of War.
It's a big deal, Zhang Zheng is waiting a few more years, this generation of Nuoxing God of War is really embarrassing.
Zhang Zheng looked at the girls who were already laughing, and when he looked at Liu Chuang, he was already murderous.
"Brother Zheng, don't be impulsive, Chuang Zi is just confused."
Ge Xiaolun saw the murderous Zhang Zheng, and quickly pulled Zhang Zheng to Zhixin, hoping that Zhixin could appease Zhang Zheng.
"Zhang Zheng, what's wrong, why does the Nuoxing God of War keep pulling you back?"
Zhixin is a studious child, and he always asks questions he doesn't understand.
"Uh... It's not because of Sister Lingxi, who said that she would be a guardian angel for him after a thousand years, and asked him to abstain from sex for a thousand years. No, I'm stimulated, so I have to pull me to intercede with him. ”
Zhang Zheng also obeyed these angels, how could he be a guardian angel and make so many moths.
Look at Liu Chuang, look at Ge Xiaolun.
Zhang Zheng felt that he was really lucky, he had won the simple little angel of Zhixin early, otherwise if he was also in the position of the two, it was estimated that he would not be much better than Liu Chuang and Ge Xiaolun.
"However, it's normal for angels to test male gods! Why did Liu Chuang want to live or die? ”
Zhi Xin obviously couldn't understand Liu Chuang's mood, so he said it as a matter of course.
This is the difference between angels and others, they have eternal life, even if they do not become gods, their lives are dozens or even hundreds of times that of ordinary people, if they are high-level angels, then the life span is longer, so when looking for male gods, they would rather get along for a while longer.
Just like ordinary boyfriends and girlfriends, they don't get married until they get together for a while.
Angels live longer, so they spend longer with their objects.
And Liu Chuang, like Zhang Zheng, is an ordinary person who suddenly became a god, and for a while, the concept has changed.
"Burning, don't you make so much sense, okay? I can't take it anymore. ”
When Zhang Zheng heard the heartwarming words, he felt that even he, a married person, couldn't accept it.
According to the logic of Burning Heart, he and Burning Heart are stable and can be regarded as flash marriages.
"No matter, let's go to dinner."
Zhang Zheng didn't care what he wanted to say, he just pulled up his heart and walked outside, because there were too many people, he couldn't sit in the house at all, so Zhang Zheng put the dining table outside.
When Zhang Zheng went out with his heart, Qi Lin and Rui Mengmeng, the only two girls who could help, had already put all the food on the table.
And the wine or something, Zhao Xin and Cheng Yaowen, the two single Wangs, also came out to help put it away because they had eaten enough dog food.
After Zhang Zheng saw that everyone had arrived, he was not polite and directly picked up the wine glass.
"Everyone has seen the arrival of gluttony today, in fact, they are nothing remarkable, except for a spaceship, they are not much better than us."
"So, to celebrate today's first victory, cheers brothers!"
After Zhang Zheng finished speaking, he didn't wait for everyone's reaction, he directly drained the beer in the cup in one sip, and wiped the wine stains on the corner of his mouth after drinking.
Even when everyone saw Zhang Zheng's appearance, the male soldiers were not hypocritical, and they drank all the beer in their cups one by one.
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