16, Meng Linlang Xiuyulang (3)

Shen Qiuhe explained the reason to Qi Hengjun, "Listening to her companion Qingyi, Linlang has a high fever and burns out her brain, and her mind stays at about ten years old, so it is reasonable to be so naughty." ”

Linlang took advantage of the gap and confessed, "Yulang, you are so drifting, I want to marry you as my wife, and then give you a nest of chicks, and when the chicks grow up, we will slaughter and eat." ”

Such a murderous woman, her words are reversed, the semantics are incomprehensible, it seems that she really has a problem with her brain, no wonder she speaks differently from ordinary people, Qi Hengjun thought she was an interesting little girl, but she was an immature child.

Accompanied by Linlang's smirk, at this moment, even if Qi Hengjun didn't want to believe it, he had to believe it, if Linlang was pretending, then her acting skills were too good. If it were true, the whole thing would make sense.

Yumantang is the largest restaurant in Jiangyuan Town, and many dignitaries come here to dine and enjoy delicious food. Recently, the already famous Yumantang has become popular again because of a little girl. Her daughter's name is Linlang, I heard that it was a miscellaneous girl in the back kitchen, and the two hundred snakes at a dinner party escaped from the net, and she was the one who captured the two hundred snakes.

It happened early one morning, when Aunt Jiang, the cook, took over two baskets full of non-venomous snakes, but forgot to close the lid after checking them, causing the snakes to crawl into the front hall one by one. Originally, snakes were not pleasant, and after Aunt Jiang knew that she had made a mistake, she fled the scene as soon as possible, leaving behind a mess.

The appearance of the snake group was caught off guard, and immediately attracted the screams of a cadre in the front hall, and the people who came to eat at this time were all some weak people, how could they catch snakes, but the men and shopkeepers in the front hall were saddened to death. Even if they were men, they should be afraid, and they would not be faced with one snake, but two hundred snakes.

Therefore, in the front hall, whether men, women and children, or the men inside or the guests who came to eat, they all stood on the table, and as soon as a snake approached, they panicked and began to scream.

"Ah, there's a snake crawling over, what should I do?"

"God, I'm old and young, and I don't want to die early."

An uncle made a move, and saw a few sturdy young people, "Which of you can catch snakes, hurry up and help!" ”

The young man was strong, but he was too timid to catch a snake. "Afraid~"

The girl on the side took a sip, "It's really useless." ”

"You're so good at yourself!"

"I'm scared too."

"Hey, who's going to save us......"

Qi Hengjun came to Yumantang to dine again, he found that the door of Yumantang was not opened, listened with his ears, and found that there were many people inside, but all of them were screaming in fear. "Push."

The servant pushed the door open as he was ordered, and a snake scurried past the man's feet.

"Quick, close the door." Qi Hengjun had already seen what was inside, and immediately ordered the others to close the door, and the little guy who was forgotten inside wanted to cry without tears, and a snake came at his feet at this time.

The little guy roared hard: "Young master, young master, let me out~"

The people outside the door turned a blind eye, and the little guy inside was like ashes, feeling that life had lost the meaning of existence. He tried to find a place to stay, but it was occupied, and just then, someone heard the sound of the door being opened.

Not the front, but the door to the back kitchen. The figure of a famous woman came into everyone's eyes, and Zhang Ke saw that it was Linlang who was lacking in mind, and he immediately ordered Linlang to find a helper elsewhere. "Linlang, you go and find Wang Er, who can catch snakes in the backyard."

"Shopkeeper, it was Wang Er who opened the door for me just now, but he seems to have fainted."

Linlang pointed to the man who fell at her feet, Zhang Ke looked at the clothes, and sure enough, it was Wang Er, "This useless thing, I usually don't say that I am bold, but I fainted with fear." You, why are you okay? ”

"I, I'm not afraid of snakes!" Linlang shrugged and was fearless. However, she wondered who had closed the door at the last minute, and who had placed the snake's favorite fruit in the front hall.

"Linlang, what's going on inside, is it terrifying?" Tsing Yi was afraid of snakes, but she still mustered up the courage to follow Linlang to the door, and if she got closer, she was afraid that she would fall unconscious.

Linlang waved his hand to show his meaning, "Tsing Yi, just stand behind the door, don't come over." By the way, give me the sack and the twine. ”

"Isn't that enough?" Before coming, Tsing Yi already knew that a snake had run into the front hall, and Linlang asked her to prepare more sacks, which Tsing Yi had already prepared.

Linlang had already stepped in, "Well, you can." After I enter, Tsing Yi you remember to close the door. ”

Tsing Yi took a deep breath, "I understand." ”

Zhang Ke's eyes widened, with a look of disbelief, "It's not for you to go out and find helpers." ”

The young man standing on the table really didn't have a trace of majesty at the moment, and Linlang only knew that he was afraid of jumping feet, but he was still strong. Linlang picked up the sack in her hand and showed it to Zhang Ke, "Shopkeeper, I'm here to save you." ”

"Ridiculous, it's up to you! You, no matter how foolish you are, there must be a limit. Zhang Ke looked at some kind of animal that was wriggling underneath, and cold sweat flowed.

When Tsing Yi outside the door heard this, he immediately defended his friend: "Shopkeeper, don't look at Linlang stupidly, she is really capable." ”

Linlang is noncommittal, her image of a silly girl is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and she can completely understand other people's thoughts. There was a snake about to roll up on a child's trouser legs, saying that it was fast at this time, Linlang took the sack, quickly picked up a snake and put it inside.

She carried the child somewhere else and whispered, "Be good, don't get in the way of my sister catching snakes." ”

The child nodded again and again, feeling concerned.

It was too time-consuming to catch them one by one, so she picked up a bench and piled up the scattered snakes in a no-man's corner.

I was bold enough to take the initiative to help, and the next moment I swallowed the words that came to my mouth. Linlang tied the other snakes with one snake, several in a bundle, several bundles in a row, and the speed was so fast that most of the snakes went into the sacks.

Even if the front hall was less scary because of the lack of snakes, no one wanted to move around freely. Linlang quickly tied the sack full of snakes with hemp rope, put it in the open space, and then proceeded to the next scene.

Because Linlang has a natural demeanor when catching snakes, it seems that it is just a straw in his hand, rather than a slippery and disgusting snake. After that, Linlang searched all the places in the front hall and relieved the trouble. Witnessed by everyone, Linlang pushed open the back door of the front hall and left.

Tsing Yi looked at Linlang carrying several sacks with her bare hands, and when she thought of what was inside, her hairs stood on end. "Linlang, I remember that your family is not a full-time snake catcher, why are your movements so sloppy?"

Linlang stopped and put down the sack, "The snake is so cute, why don't I dare to catch it." ”

Lovely? Linlang Mo is not a bad brain after a high fever, and even has aesthetic problems. "I would love to refute your words, but I can't refute them when it comes to you. Linlang, is it heavy, do you need me to ......"

The sack was wriggling, and Tsing Yi's face turned blue after thinking about it, and he couldn't stop retching. "Linlang, I really can't help you, vomit~"

Linlang sighed, did she think the snake was cute, and the meat was delicious after peeling the skin.

Since then, Linlang's reputation has spread, and many people come here just to see her.

"I tell you, I was standing in a chair and watching this girl catch snakes with her bare hands, she was so good." A man who witnessed what happened kept telling others about Linlang's great achievements at that time.

"Aren't they just snakes! Master can too. "Someone openly challenged Linlang's authority.

Linlang's supporters immediately called out to Zhang Ke, "Shopkeeper, take him to meet the basket." ”

Zhang Ke immediately realized that after this experience, he also became one of Linlang's support clubs. After all, Zhang Ke has only seen one woman who caught two hundred snakes with his bare hands, and his face did not change, and he could still eat snake meat the next day.

The shopkeeper received a signal from his eyes, and walked to the back kitchen with the man who claimed to be the master, and came to the so-called basket. Every time the shopkeeper lifted the black cloth covering the basket, he felt that his life had walked on the Nai He Bridge.

Sure enough, the man fell to the ground with a scream, and the shopkeeper smelled a foul smell in the air, looked at the young man who fell to the ground, and found that the center of his pants had turned dark, and it turned out that the man was scared to pee.

"Coward, and said that he could, that's all he had the guts...... This is ......," the shopkeeper hurriedly covered the black cloth, "I almost peeed with fright." ”

Half of the two hundred snakes have been eaten, and judging by the number of the remaining, it is still terrifying.

Shen Qiuhe was the owner of Yumantang, and he was shocked for a long time knowing that it was Linlang who saved everyone. It was unbelievable that that stupid-looking girl could catch two hundred snakes with her bare hands.

[System prompt: Shen Qiuhe's favorability for you is increased by one point, and the current total is one point.] ]

"Linlang, why are you still here, the shopkeeper is looking for you." Tsing Yi had seen Linlang sitting by the well before, busy for a while, but she was still here.

"Wait a minute, I'm almost ready." Linlang turned her back to Tsing Yi, not knowing what she was doing.

"I'm not going to talk to you, Yulang came over for dinner today, I have to dress up nicely to attract his attention."

Tsing Yi turned to Linlang and suddenly gasped, "Linlang, you, you better wash off the rouge and gouache on your face!" ”

Linlang turned around, "Why?" ”

"I'm afraid of the owner, the owner thinks he's seen a ghost in the daytime, and he runs away in fright."

When Linlang heard this, he got up to look for it, "Where is the ghost, he actually wants to scare my Yulang, ghost, you come out for me." ”

"Linlang, the ghost I'm talking about is ......"

Tsing Yi didn't have time to stop Linlang, let her run away with a smoke, and it happened that Qi Hengjun passed by and saw a white-faced woman ushering, who was smiling at him at that time, and the blood on her face was extremely terrifying. Qi Hengjun was not afraid of anything, he was afraid of ghosts, and he fainted.

Linlang kicked Qi Hengjun with his foot, this time he didn't bring the little guy by his side, so he fell in the backyard, Tsing Yi followed, and saw Linlang's rough behavior.

"Linlang, what are you doing?"

"Tsing Yi, I'm kicking people, do you want to play!" As Linlang spoke, the white powder on his face trickled down, and the red rouge looked at Tsing Yi in a panic.

"He's the son of Qi." Tsing Yi approached the man in Chinese clothes and confirmed his identity at a glance.

"Tsing Yi, I'll just say that this kind of man is useless! Sure enough, it only took a while to foam at the mouth. After Linlang finished speaking, he kicked Qi Hengjun a few more times, but the hatred in his heart was that he was often with Shen Qiuhe, which caused him and the male protagonist to have no time to be alone.

"Linlang, you're in trouble again, hurry up and go back to wash up, you can't be scary anymore." After Tsing Yi finished speaking, he pulled Linlang to the well.

"What's wrong with me, I haven't seen Yulang yet, I want to show Yulang me after exquisite makeup." Tsing Yi ignored it, took out an embroidered handkerchief and dipped it in some water to wipe the powder on Linlang's face. "Don't wash it, it took me a long time to finish painting, and my Yulang hasn't seen it yet!"

Linlang suddenly saw the reflection in the bucket and jumped back in fright. "Where the hell did you come from? Tsing Yi, there is a demon, quickly find a Taoist priest to accept her. ”

Tsing Yi sighed, "Linlang, that ghost is you." ”

"I, how could it be me?" Linlang wrinkled her nose, the reflection of the water surface was also wrinkling her nose, she shook her head, and the reflection in the water was also shaking, could it really be her. "Tsing Yi, this ghost is so pretty!"

Tsing Yi sneered, Linlang really grew up, and even knew how to say good things about herself.