Chapter 353: Mouth Can Lotus
"Ouch, you kid, how do you talk?" The No. 3 long-tongued woman pretended to reprimand, but in fact her face was about to laugh.
Who doesn't know that Fat Jiu's mother Lan Gao is from a garbage star, the little granddaughter's words, on the surface, were satirical to Bai Yaoyao, but in fact, even Fat Jiu's mother was ridiculed together.
"I'm really embarrassed, General Lan Gao, Xinyu This child has been spoiled by my father since she was a child, and I will educate her well when I go back." The No. 3 long-tongued woman pretended to apologize to her fat mother, and pretended to push her little granddaughter, "Don't apologize soon." ”
Bai Yaoyao thought on the side: Oh, it seems that this little granddaughter is called Xinyu, and the No. 3 long-tongued woman doesn't look very young at this age, so she shouldn't be the same as the little granddaughter, then it should be the daughter of the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
The little granddaughter who was named kept her character as always, tilting her head contemptuously, "hum".
made the fat chirp mother angry, and it hurt Bai Yao's hands. Her fat mother has a lot of strength, she can't control her anger, she subconsciously clenched her hands, and Bai Xiaoyao, who was being led by her, didn't she suffer.
In order to keep your own hands from suffering, you can only let others suffer.
"Beauty."
"What's wrong?"
Fat Jiu's mother is worried about how to scold back, but she really doesn't have much such experience. Because usually she would have beaten her fists back, but today at school, surrounded by children, it is really inconvenient to use force. But she couldn't think of attacking her for a while, so she heard Bai Yaoyao calling her, and the strength in her hand was relaxed, and Bai Xiaoyao quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Alas, it's nothing, but I didn't expect the atavism to be so serious. I heard from my brothers a few days ago that I didn't believe it, but I saw this aunt today. ”
Fat Jiu Mom is confused, what is it and what, is there an atavistic phenomenon?
Bai Xiaoxiao had already turned the subject to the No. 3 long-tongued woman.
"This aunt, I thought you were just more naturally inspirational, pay attention, it's an encouragement and ambition." The No. 3 long-tongued woman thought that Bai Xiaoyao was praising her for her good looks, but before she could be happy, she heard Bai Xiaoyao's next sentence. But she also didn't have time to lose her temper, because Bai Xiaoyao didn't give her a chance to speak at all.
"Who knew that you still have such a serious atavistic phenomenon, how can the atavistic phenomenon be carried out so thoroughly in you, especially the brain. I know that when our fat Jiu ancestors couldn't turn into human form, their heads were relatively small, and it was understandable that their brain capacity was smaller, but I didn't expect you to become humanoid, but you are still like this, it's really pitiful. ”
"It's a pity, I heard that the price of Kerrymont fat pork has risen recently, and the country is considering putting stored meat into the market, and I wanted to hold your hand to thank you for sacrificing your life for the country, but unfortunately I have a problem with my brain and I am not qualified for quarantine."
"I'm pretty good at fortune telling, look at you so pitiful, why don't I tell you fortunes, think about it, what are you?"
Bai Yaoyao turned to the little granddaughter next to her and whispered, her lips moved slightly, as if she was going to say something, but her expression was very complex and difficult to distinguish, and she looked particularly embarrassed and entangled.
In the end, with that tangled expression, he sighed and shook his head and turned away.
The little granddaughter stopped talking now, and her expression meant a few things: "Hey, you stop me, you tell me clearly, what did you want to say about me just now?" ”
Bai Yaoyao was pulled by the shoulder, and looked back with a particularly helpless expression.
"Can you not say it?"
"No, you have to say, tell me clearly!"
"You asked me to say that." Bai Yaoyao deliberately made his expression particularly embarrassed, "Were you kissed by a fat pig when you were a child?" ”
The onlookers were stunned, what does this mean?
However, at this moment, the sound of jingling bells kept ringing, and the sound of the school's loudspeaker came from the school's loudspeaker, asking parents to send their children to the prescribed examination room according to the examination arrangement - the examination is about to begin.
Bai Yaoyao took the hand of the fat chirp mother, turned around and left, walked two steps, and then turned back to the little granddaughter and said, "Alas, I'm afraid you don't understand that sentence, so let's explain it to you." I think your brain, if you hadn't been kissed by a fat pig, you wouldn't be so stupid, unless, like this aunt, you also have a serious atavism. ”
After speaking, he didn't look back, pulled the fat Jiu Ma and left, leaving one big and one young girl in vain, jumping on the spot to think about how badly he was scolded.
But Bai Yaoyao turned her head and coaxed herself, since she started to scare people, Fat Jiu's mother didn't speak, she kept silent, she wouldn't like her like this, right?
Fat Jiu's mother was still silent, and according to her chirp prompt, she brought Bai Xiaoyao to the door of the penultimate room at the end of the corridor.
There are several other parents who are also making final advice to their children, nothing more than words such as "come on", "relax", "no problem", etc., but the fat chirp mother is still silent, a little sluggish thinking about something.
Bai Yaoyao was about to pretend to be pitiful and take the initiative to attack: "Beauty ......"
"Aha, I finally got it, hahaha......"
As a result, as soon as she spoke, the fat mother suddenly laughed, leaning forward and backward with laughter, without any image, and was overjoyed.
Bai Yaoyao laughed directly.
"Beauty, what are you laughing at?"
"Hahaha, I'm laughing at what you said so well, I've never seen Wumi's aggrieved expression, hahaha...... I can't help it, the more I think about it, the funnier it gets, haha, I can't pass the quarantine, oh my God, it's so funny, no, I must tell Uncle Zhong. Hurry, hurry up and go in for the exam, don't delay. ”
Fat Jiu's mother laughed and pushed her into the classroom, and continued to laugh and poke and tweet, probably to contact the old housekeeper.
Bai Yaoyao couldn't cry or laugh, and she didn't react to her emotional fat mother, forget it, as long as she didn't like to be angry.
No matter how Fat Jiu's mother relayed Bai Yaoyao's wonderful scare to the old housekeeper, Bai Xiaoyao didn't have the energy to think about that anyway.
As soon as she entered the classroom, three educational robots surrounded her and began to examine her from head to toe, holding the scanning machine.
A boy next to him, who was also surrounded by three robots, let out a dripping alarm sound, and then something was pulled out of his hair.
"Warning, a special shielding processing federal light brain cheat was found, disqualification from the exam, please leave the exam room."
The boy instantly became the focus of the audience, ashamed, ashamed and angry, crying and covering his face and running out.
"The test has passed, there are no cheating facilities, please follow me."
Bai Yaoyao followed obediently, and sure enough, Fat Jiu's mother's idea was not feasible, fortunately, she didn't think about cheating, and put the hammer in the spirit stone storage space, otherwise if she was caught cheating and kicked out, it would be miserable.
Losing face is secondary, mainly because she just scolded the daughter and little granddaughter of the Chancellor's family, and she was caught cheating when she turned her head, so she didn't give her face to them to step on.
I want to talk about "The Last Demon in the Stars" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~