Back in the dormitory, Lu Tao, who was aware of it, greeted him: "Study, you were caught by the life teacher at noon?" ”

"Don't say it, turn the page." Ai Xuexue exhaled the gloating Lu Tao with a palm.

Wang Qi took off his shoes, sat on the edge of the bed and asked curiously, "Lao Ai, what did Ye Rong say to the two of you alone?" ”

Ai Xue spread his hands and said: "It's no different, but I said that Lu Chunyu is a lot, so I just encouraged my English." ”

"Encouragement? Don't lie to me, your English can still be encouraged. Wang Qi looked incredulous, and said in a blink of an eye: "Oh, I guess I think Lao Ai, your English can't be worse, so the room for improvement is very huge, so I encourage it." Are you right? ”

The corners of Ai Xuexue's mouth twitched, and his words were not rough.

There were six people in a dormitory, and they were arrested at noon today, and there were four people in Ai's dormitory, which is enough to prove that the vitality of this dormitory is good. It's just that unlike the usual night chat, everyone fell silent not long after tonight.

After a while, the symphony orchestra officially played, and even Ai Xuexue, a patient with slight insomnia, was also asleep soundly at the moment, of course, it was late autumn but he was in the south, so everyone also fell asleep after taking a bath, and the boys were not necessarily so unclean.

The next day, the days were as usual, there was a breakfast carefully prepared by the big-eyed Xiaochan, a ponytail girl Duan Siyu's cruel English tutoring, and an endless stream of help-seekers in the class.

There was light rain today, so I didn't do exercises during the big class in the morning, so naturally I wouldn't have danced the shameful rabbit dance.

Ai Xuexue was too lazy to go up and down the stairs, so he didn't follow Feng Yu and them to the four canteens to eat Haisai, and in the rare rest time, Ai Xuexue turned around and talked fiercely about the past and the present at the back table.

At the back table are two girls, one is named Huang Yunyun, with baby fat on her face, very white skin, and shallow bangs on her forehead, and the other is named Fu Xue, wearing glasses.

Ai Xue and they met on the first day of school, and since then, the two girls have been sitting in the back row of Ai Study, hugging the thighs of this math boss tightly.

As for why they didn't team up with Ai Xuexue before, because they had classmates from junior high school who are now also classmates in high school, and it is even more coincidental that they have a good time.

What's interesting is that this person Ai studied and played well with him, Zhang Junfeng, this simple old man.

A few people chatted and chatted, and they talked about their respective surnames.

"Do you know, when I watched the news that day, our surname Zhang seemed to be in the top three in the proportion of surnames in China." Zhang Junfeng is very proud of his ancestors.

Huang Yunyun was the first to disagree, wrinkled her nose and said: "It's not a big deal to compare the proportion of surnames, I think there should be more celebrities with more surnames." It's like saying that our surname is Huang, Huang Feihong, Huang ...... Uncle Liu Huang. ”

"Uh......" Ai Xue was puzzled for a moment, and expressed his opinion in the spirit of not caring about girls: "Actually, I think it's outdated, you guys are more outdated, you have to compare what, and which surname is better and more domineering, right?" For example, this Ai Xing, you can think of everything and love it, right? Let's talk about the name Ai Xuexue, you see, it's easy to hear it as a little boy who loves to learn. ”

"Ai Xuexue, your cheekiness is comparable to mine." Zhang Junfeng gave Ai Xuexue a thumbs up.

Lu Tao, who was doing his homework seriously, was also attracted in, and he smirked: "Our surname Lu is still not allowed to be abandoned, what is Lu Ban, Qilu land, Lu Xun, it can be seen that our Lu family is very easy to become talented." ”

Fu Xue splashed Lu Tao's cold water and said: "I'm still looking forward to Lu Tao, you say Lu Zhishen." ”

"Hahaha......" didn't collapse, Ai Xuexue laughed heartily, Lu Tao's ears were red, and he was thinking about how to refute.

Huang Yunyun said in another way: "Ha, it's useless for you to discuss this, when the time comes, I'll find someone surnamed Xia, and then my child will be called Xia Jiao, so that the teacher doesn't dare to call his name during class." ”

Fu Xue was not to be left behind, and thought for a while: "Then I'll find someone surnamed Shang, and then the child will be called Shang Jiao." ”

Lu Tao's eyes rolled, racking his brains to think of an excellent name, and suddenly said in surprise: "Hey, then I'll find someone with the surname Li, and then the child will be called amazing." ”

The most embarrassing thing about chatting with friends and classmates in high school is that the air is suddenly quiet, and at this time, the air is very quiet.

Lu Tao was puzzled and whispered: "What's the matter, why don't you speak." ”

Ai Xuexue rubbed his stomach, he was holding back a smile. Today, my stomach is estimated to be unhealthy for a while.

"Little Tao'er, I'll test you for a brain teaser." Ai Xuexue suddenly wanted to make it bad.

Lu Tao was eager to try: "Come on." ”

"Q, why do rats fly?"

Lu Tao frowned, this matter is not simple! He cautiously replied, "Shuk and Beta? ”

“

o,

o,

o。 Ai Xuexue shook his finger and said, "Because the rat has eaten the elixir." ”

"Is this a brain teaser?" Lu Tao is in a hurry, what kind of brain teaser is this, this can only be said to be a sharp turn in the brain.

Ai Xuexue comforted: "Don't worry, it's not over yet." Q, Why do snakes fly? ”

Lu Tao saw that the people around him were also looking at Ai Xuexue with a curious expression, he pursed his lips and said, "Because the snake ate the elixir?" ”

"No, because the snake ate the mouse. Go on, ask, why do eagles fly? ”

Lu Tao's eyes lit up, and he replied categorically: "I shouldn't be wrong this time, because the eagle ate the snake." ”

In the eyes of everyone, in Lu Tao's expectant gaze, Ai Xuexue still shook his finger and said, "Wrong." ”

"Then why do you say that?" Lu Tao pursed his lips, he felt that Ai Xuexue would give another strange explanation.

"Because, eagles can fly." Ai Xuexue stuck, and said the answer.

Immediately, everyone burst into laughter. I understood why Ai Xuexue was talking about this brain teaser, and laughed even more.

"So, little Tao'er, you understand why everyone looked at you in surprise just now, right?" Ai Xue's earnest words combined with the appearance of his left hand stroking Lu Tao's head, the picture is extremely weird.

After a while, Lu Tao shouted: "It's useless for me to find anyone, my child is not surnamed Lu, is it surnamed Wang?" ”

Before he said this, Lu Tao felt that what he said was inappropriate, and just wanted to say something, but saw Wang Qi squeezing Lu Tao away from his seat with a big grin.

Wang Qi wiped the corners of his mouth, he had just returned from the fourth canteen, put the used paper towels into Lu Tao's self-made garbage bag, and said happily: "Come on, come on, let's set up the dragon gate formation together." ”

However, I saw that everyone who was silent suddenly laughed very wildly, and their expressions were very hideous.

"Little Tao'er, what's wrong?" Wang Qi was stunned and asked Lu Tao, who had nothing to love.