Chapter 9 Fat Man Xiaofei
The cocoon was carefully removed with a knife, revealing a little fat man of fourteen or fifteen years old, with a round head, a chubby face, and a pair of large round eyes under the short eyebrows.
"Oops, I'm alive!" The first words of the little fat man after waking up were full of joy.
"Uncle, thank you for saving us." The little fat man looked at Chi Hua with a sincere face. "Where's Xiaoqiang?" Then I saw another white cocoon next to me.
In the other cocoon was a skinny boy about the size of a fat man, his neck and face were covered with scars from spider bites, apparently out of breath.
"Xiaoqiang, I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't have let you come out with me! How can I explain it to my uncle and aunt! "The little fat bean's big tears kept flowing down." Xiaoqiang, you are waiting for me to avenge you! ”
"Forget about revenge, your enemy's head is halved." Chi Hua interrupted the little fat man, and as he spoke, he nodded in the direction of the spider corpse.
The little fat man's head drooped suddenly. "Uncle, can I borrow your knife to use it?" The little fat man wiped away his tears and asked with a serious face.
"Why do you want to whip corpses?"
"No, I can't take Xiaoqiang home with me, I want to bury my friend here, and I can bring his parents to see him in the future." The little fat man said solemnly.
"Well, it's kind of affectionate." Chi Hua nodded silently.
"No, how old are you, you call me uncle, I'm only 32 this year!" Chi Hua asked angrily.
"I see that you have so much beard, that's why you ......," replied the little fat man timidly.
Chi Hua then remembered that since the power outage of the nuclear war, he had not shaved or taken a shower, and he smelled stink. "An An, this girl probably ignored me for this reason." Chi Hua thought wildly.
The front end of the knife in Chi Hua's hand gradually widened and flattened, and the back half became an iron pipe, forming a shovel in the blink of an eye. "Take it", Chi Hua said and threw it at the little fat man.
I only heard the sound of "Duang", and the shovel was smashing on the head of the little fat man. I saw that the little fat man was looking at him with a look of adoration. "Uncle, no, big brother, you are a superpower, right?"
"So many words, hurry up and get down to business." Chi Hua pretended to be deep and said, in fact, his heart had already blossomed.
After a while, the little fat man piled up a small grave bag.
"Big brother, do you have a cigarette?"
"What?"
"I'm going to put three cigarettes in front of Xiaoqiang's grave to worship."
"Who taught you?"
"Isn't that how it is played in movies?"
"I'll go!"
"Big brother, let's go." The little fat man returned the shovel to Chi Huadao.
"Hmm." Chi Hua subconsciously replied, "No, let's go, I didn't agree to take a child." Chi Hua hurriedly said.
"Big brother, as an evolutionary, don't you want to accept a little brother?" The little fat man smiled brightly.
"I don't want to! It's just a matter of saving you, I don't want to be a little burden. Chi Hua said.
"If you keep going, you can get out of the woods, and after you get out of the woods, you will go yours, and I will go mine." Chi Hua said and turned around and left.
"Big brother, you wait for me." The little fat man chased after him.
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"What a headache! I don't know where to go next. There's a girl in the car, and a child? Chi Hua pondered to himself as he walked.
Seeing that the little fat man was still following closely, he couldn't help but step up, "Don't believe that you can still catch up with me as fast as a normal person three times faster?" Chi Hua said secretly in his heart.
"Big brother, don't leave me!" Seeing Chi Hua walking faster and faster, the little fat man stretched out his hand and shouted urgently.
"Ahh The little fat man tripped and fell without paying attention, and fainted.
Chi Hua suddenly stumbled under his feet, looked down, and saw a wisp of spider silk wrapped around his feet.
Chi Hua hurriedly looked around vigilantly, but there was no trace of the spider, and when he looked the way, he saw the little fat man lying on the ground and his hand stretched forward!
When the little fat man opened his eyes again, he found himself lying in the back seat of the car.
"You woke up, you were overly sad, and you fainted from hunger. Come, drink saliva first, there is also ham sausage here. "In front of me was a face with a gentle smile.
"Big brother, I know you're a good person, you won't leave me alone." The little fat man said as he ate.
"Don't you want to be my little brother? After careful consideration, it is not easy for you to be a child, and I reluctantly agreed. My name is Chi Hua, and you will call me Brother Hua in the future. ”
"Ahh Thank you, uncle, no, Brother Hua. The little fat man looked excited.
"You wait a while before eating, I'll test you first." Saying that, Chi Hua blocked the little fat man's hand that was reaching out to the fifth ham sausage.
"Quiz?" The little fat man looked at Chi Hua suspiciously, and nodded.
"Close your eyes, feel your body seriously, can you feel a flow of air in your body?" Chi Hua guided.
"Well, I think there is."
"Concentrate, direct the flow of air to the arm, to the palm, out!"
With a whoosh, a thick wisp of spider silk erupted from the little fat man's palm, pasting the entire backseat glass.
The little fat man's eyes widened, his mouth wide open, and he looked at his palms in surprise.
Chi Hua tried his best not to let himself laugh, but the smile on his face was like a fox who had successfully stolen chickens.
is the opposite of An An, the little fat man is a chatter. Sitting in the car for less than half an hour, he explained all three generations of his ancestors. The little fat man's name is Li Xiaofei, a junior high school student in Beijing No. 2 Middle School, his parents divorced two years ago, Li Xiaofei followed his father, but his father found him a little girl in his 20s to be his stepmother this year.
Li Xiaofei was furious, rolled up the family's money, and pulled his friend Jia Xiaoqiang to run away from home during the summer vacation. When they arrived in Qinghai, just in time for the outbreak of the virus, the two little ones recovered after lying in a hotel bed for three days, only to find that their physical fitness had more than doubled. The two little guys who thought they had gained superpowers didn't want to go home anymore, but wandered around the rivers and lakes, the deeper the mountains and old forests, the more they pricked in, hoping that there would be some more adventures. As a result, the two encountered a huge spider and was bitten, and Xiaoqiang became the spider's ration.
The little fat man is optimistic by nature, and it didn't take long for him to throw the death of his friend out of the clouds. And he resolutely did not sit in the passenger seat under the pretext of motion sickness, and insisted on going to the back seat to squeeze with An An. made An An quite helpless, but even An An herself didn't realize that she hadn't cried since the little fat man got into the car.
"Brother Hua, Sister An An is your girlfriend, right? Your girlfriend is so beautiful! More beautiful than Wang Zihan in our class. The little fat man couldn't stop talking all the way in the back seat.
Seeing that An An still didn't speak, Chi Hua didn't refute, but just scolded with a smile: "You kid is quite good at sycophancy!" ”