74, Meng Linlang Xiuyulang (sixty-one)
It is her own industry where to stay and where to stay, Linlang doesn't need to save money for a table, she never has an accident table, it doesn't matter if she says a sentence or two, she comes here in groups to find her bad luck, obviously looking for death. In the face of friends, Linlang is friendly. In the face of the enemy, sympathy is not needed at all.
Linlang held a chopstick in his hand and looked coldly at some people beside Shen Qiuhe, "Have you said enough, just retreat when you finish speaking, otherwise my chopsticks will poke you directly." ”
As soon as these words came out, no one looked for trouble, and they all ran back to their seats. When the guys who went to stay saw Linlang's domineering scene, they were all fascinated by her.
Shen Qiuhe beckoned the shopkeeper who came to see the play, "Change a table for me." ”
"Yes, young master." The shopkeeper immediately took Shen Qiuhe and Linlang to other empty tables, and then arranged for someone to serve them food.
Soon after, King Yu and his party returned. Princess Yu asked Shen Qiuhe with great interest: "Son, do you have a good time today?" ”
Linlang: Yes, he watched me play.
Shen Qiuhe took out the prize that Linlang had won, the Soul Attracting Flute, and put it in front of Princess Yu. "This, the Soul Flute, a variety of prizes."
Princess Yu's personal maid Xin'er has long been accustomed to the dialogue between the young master and the lady, and in ordinary times, the young master can not speak without speaking, if the lady asks, there is still a little complaint in the answer.
As the protagonist, Shen Qiuhe is a son-in-law who talks little, and Qi Muyu disdains to talk to Princess Yu, so how many words can be saved, definitely not much.
"Soul Flute?" When Princess Yu heard this, she felt that it was a good thing, and reached out to touch the flute made of jade, but Shen Qiuhe noticed this and hurriedly put it away.
He didn't want anyone to touch his things.
"It's mine, you want it, let him find it for you." Shen Qiuhe refers to him is naturally King Yu, Shen Wanlan. Some time ago, Qi Muyu's sobriety was limited, and since Linlang improved his favorability, he has been able to get the main control of this body.
At present, Linlang has obtained forty favorability, and there are still sixty left, and they can get out of this world.
Shen Wanlan put down the chopsticks in his hand and scolded loudly: "Bastard, I'm your father~"
"Under a certain stone in the back garden, there is something to be put on...... "He is the creator of the game, although he doesn't know everything, but he has been in Yuwangfu for a long time, and the little secrets in it are still known."
Princess Yu was puzzled: "What does this mean?" ”
Every man has a common problem, and that is private money. Princess Yu is very generous, and will fix silver for King Yu every month. King Yu did not go out of the gate, the second gate did not step, the master buried the silver, and the place that Shen Qiuhe said was the place where he hid.
Shen Wanlan was afraid that his wife would know that he had buried the moon silver, for her, the silver was used for flowers, and she never tried to dig a hole and bury it. "Lady, if you like it, I will order someone to find it for you." After thinking about it, Shen Wanlan added, "It's just a flute." ”
Shen Qiuhe played with the flute in his hand, and his tone was light, "This is someone else's heirloom, I heard that it is unique." Where do you look for it? ”
Shen Wanlan glared at Shen Qiuhe: Bastard boy, I'm your father, can you give some face!
Tsing Yi eats vegetables silently, she is the least qualified, and no one can control it.
Princess Yu raised her eyebrows, her son seemed to have become different, he didn't talk much before, like a stuffy gourd, but now he still doesn't talk much, but the sentences are compelling, very much her style back then. "I don't know anything about music, and if I give me the flute, I won't use it. Eat and eat, hey, Linlang, why don't you move your chopsticks? ”
The shopkeeper around them thought to herself, she had already moved a lot of chopsticks.
"I ate all afternoon and wasn't hungry." If she eats it again, she will really become a rice bucket. Linlang turned her head and saw Tsing Yi constantly stuffing food into her mouth, how hungry she was, "Tsing Yi, eat slowly, not enough to order more." ”
Tsing Yi is moved, or Linlang is the best. During the time when they followed King Yu and Princess Yu, they were all staying in ready-to-wear shops or teahouses and restaurants, Tsing Yi knocked half a catty of melon seeds, she wanted to go to a crowded place to see, rather than live an old life. Yes, Tsing Yi swore that he must follow behind Linlang in the future, and never play the role of Princess Yu's maid again.
The next day, Tsing Yi followed Linlang's side as he wished, squeezing Shen Qiuhe aside. Linlang thought that she already had forty favorability, so she slacked off a little and went shopping with her friends.
Linlang: "Tsing Yi, what do you like to eat, I'll buy it for you." ”
Tsing Yi: "Linlang, I think this dress suits you." ”
Linlang: "It's very lively ahead, let's go over and have a look." ”
Tsing Yi: "Uh-huh~"
The forgotten Shen Qiuhe, Xiao Huang took pity on him, patted his instep with his paws, and then followed the figures of the two of them.
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When the red longbow found Feng Liu yesterday, he found that she was injured, and she was fatal, he actually injured the king of a country, can the head of Xiang Shang be saved? Fortunately, the Empress did not blame him, but kept him tight-lipped, just because the Empress's injured parts were a little difficult to talk about.
They searched many places, and finally found the female doctor, who asked the female doctor about the queen's injury, and the female doctor said that it was a dog bite. He really wanted to see which dog dared to bite them.
"Wang~"
Tsing Yi: "Xiao Huang, you're in the wrong place." ”
Red Longbow saw a fat yellow dog dangling around, it was certainly not such an ugly yellow dog. A dog that can bite the empress must be the king of dogs. He shook his head, entered the hospital, and paid the fee.
Feng Liu put medicine on her buttocks, and at this moment she was lying on the collapse, she summoned the red longbow, "Longbow, you give me a list, I want to kill all the yellow dogs in the world and make them into braised dog meat." ”
"Yellow dog?" Red Longbow swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously, it shouldn't be what he thought.
Feng Liu didn't hear the red longbow answer for a long time, and got up slightly from the quilt, "You have other questions!" ”
"The villain obeys."
"By the way, if you dare to reveal this matter to others, bring it up."
"The villain~, the villain obeys."
As the saying goes, a companion is like a tiger, and his head is always inadvertently gone.
The matter of the new list was completed within two hours, and the streets and alleys were pasted with red paper.
[Notice: Her Majesty the Empress fell into a dream yesterday and found that the yellow dog had shaken its foundation, and that the yellow dog represented the disaster, and in order to eradicate the disaster, the yellow dog in the world must be executed, and finally made into braised dog meat to sacrifice to the sky.] ]
The originally lively and jubilant event turned into a dog slaughter conference, and those who raised yellow dogs at home were all murdered.
The woman held the puppy in her arms and kept crying, "Xiao Huang, I don't want to leave you~"
The officers and soldiers snatched the puppy from her hand and smashed it on the ground, the woman burst into tears, Xiao Huang was not a dog, but her relative.
She looked at the injured puppy, her heart was full of grief, and she wanted to go over to save it, but was stopped by the woman, "Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang~"
"Ah Hua, we can only accept our fate. Her Majesty the Empress is the sky, we are the earth, you want to open some, just a dog, let's raise something else in the future. "The old woman knows her daughter's love for Xiao Huang, but what can she do, the earth can't fight the sky, so she can only accept her fate." If you want to blame, blame Xiao Huang's bad life. ”
"Grandma, Xiao Huang was sent by his deceased father, and he is only two months old now, but Daddy only left last month!" The woman burst into tears, in the eyes of others, dogs are animals, but once they have feelings, it is different.
………
Officers and soldiers: "Yellow dog, put to death." ”
Little girl: "Don't, don't~"
Creep: "Report, a yellow dog has been found." ”
Old woman: "You turtle grandsons, you don't even let go of dogs." The old body fought with you~"
………
A group of officers and soldiers walked to the vicinity of Linlang, they saw the fat Xiao Huang, the man who took the lead in the most colorful dress drew his sword and pointed at Linlang, Tsing Yi was shocked, what is he talking about?
"It's so ugly, don't come out and be scary, give me home."
Tsing Yi was dumbfounded, Linlang's appearance was ordinary, how could there be any ugly words, whether these people were blind.
The man pointed his sword at Shen Qiuhe behind them, his appearance was outstanding, very much in line with the empress's preferences, if he was dedicated to the empress, there would definitely be a big prize. "This son, I don't know if you are interested in the palace, you can go with me."
Shen Qiuhe replied in three words: "I'm not interested." ”
The little soldier stepped forward: "General, do we still want to find the street?" ”
The man withdrew his sword, and he shook his robe as if nothing had ever happened before, "Go on." ”
When they walked away, Tsing Yi dared to gasp, "Linlang, fortunately, we saw the notice in advance, otherwise Xiao Huang would be miserable." Or are you witty and put ink on Xiao Huang, but how can those people not smell ink? ”
Linlang explained: "We were next to the salted fish stall, and the smell of salted fish covered the smell of ink. ”
The dog's sense of smell is the most sensitive, and Xiao Huang endures the smell of his whole body, and he can't shake off the ink.
"It's really strange that the empress of the Western Chu Kingdom wants to kill all the yellow dogs in the world, and she can't be the yellow dogs of other countries, so she has to take care of it. Also, not only that, but after the dog dies, it will be made into braised dog meat and sacrificed to the sky, and how much that god still likes to eat dog meat! ”
Every time Tsing Yi finished saying a word of dog meat, Xiao Huang shook his body.
Linlang looked at Shen Qiuhe, "This matter is related to us, if it is not resolved, it will inevitably cause a storm." ”
Shen Qiuhe wondered, "How are you going to solve it?" ”
"Capture the thief and capture the king first." Only by taking down the empress and ordering her to withdraw the edict can it be completely resolved.
"Where is the king?" Shen Qiuhe asked knowingly.
She was injured in the buttocks, and she was injured by a dog, if she returned to the palace for treatment, the entire palace would know that their noble Empress Majesty was bitten by a dog, "Hospital." ”
Tsing Yi was confused, what were these two people talking about, and why she couldn't understand a word. "Can you understand, Xiaohuang? Alas, I'm so stupid, how can you know that dog. ”
Xiao Huang can't stop wagging his tail, I just know!
"Linlang, why are we going to the hospital? Also, why should I look for a medical center with a female doctor? Who are we looking for? How old are you? ”
Shen Qiuhe was fed up with Tsing Yi's broken thoughts, he could stand the noise of Linlang before, why couldn't this work. "Shut up and do it."
Linlang touched Tsing Yi's head, "Good~"
Tsing Yi nodded, "Uh-huh." ”
Qi Muyu suddenly wanted to know where the elf came from, and the male protagonist should only care about the male protagonist if he didn't understand the strategy? Actually leave the male protagonist alone, and care about a small character!
Bai Fangyi: If it weren't for the sake of getting out of this world, I wouldn't have any ideas about you, Raiders, attack by yourself!
Elf: Master, I found her through various numerical matches, she is the most suitable for you, but the values have changed later, but please believe that she must be the savior of this world.
Tsing Yi held back for a long time and decided to speak, "I still want to know who you are looking for, otherwise how to find someone!" ”
Shen Qiuhe said softly: "Empress of the Western Chu Kingdom. ”
“?”
Linlang repeated: "Empress of the Western Chu Kingdom." ”
"You said that she was bitten by Xiao Huang because she had a grudge and wanted to take out her anger at the yellow dog in the world. It's really unreasonable, it's just a bite, what's the big deal. Tsing Yi was filled with indignation, fortunately there was no one around here, if the people of Western Chu heard about it, she would definitely be arrested and sent to the official.
On the other side, the phoenix willow lying on the collapsed was eating grapes comfortably, completely unaware that danger was approaching.