Chapter 8 Try if you're not afraid of death
"Would you like to have a face? The family did that disgusting thing, and they still have the face to go out? If I don't dare to step out of the house, your skin is really thicker than the city wall? β
Xu Kun slapped his face and scolded:
"Hurry up and care about your family's robbers, right? I'll tell you, all! Least! Ten years to start! When they come out, all of you old and immortal people will go into the coffin, and they won't be able to burn paper for you when they die! When your coffins are rotten and your corpses have maggots, they may come out, and then they won't even be able to find the grave, but if they find it, the grass on the grave is several meters high, tsk, pitiful! β
Compared with Yu Sheng'an's stuffy gourd, Xu Kun's mouth is a family history!
This detailed description made several old women so angry that they almost had one Buddha born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, pointing at Xu Kun speechless.
The family members of the ......old woman exploded directly and rushed up to beat Xu Kun.
Where can Yu Sheng'an sit idly by? Hurriedly rushed to help.
"What do you want to do? Thinking so much about my family, I want to go into the bureau to drink tea? β
Yu Sheng'an yelled, this seemed to be tepid, but in fact, it eased the imminent battle!
However, although the battle situation has eased down, it will not be able to fight for a while and a half, pushing and shoving is inevitable, and the sound of both sides cursing is getting more and more ugly!
"Dog mongrel, you can be paralyzed, and Nima is busy!"
"Awesome, okay! I tell you, don't walk at night, don't come out, otherwise you will meet a ghost, you will be gouged out, and don't blame me for not reminding you. β
The old woman's family curses and intimidates!
Xu Kun yelled at the police, not only did not let the other party relent, but became more and more arrogant.
"Report, if there is a kind, you will report, isn't it just squatting for three or five days? Come out and be a good guy again! β
"And you Xu Kun, tell your mother to pay attention at night, don't be like a stupid girl, you have to take a blood test to find your father!"
"Oops, I need a blood test now! Xu Kun, take this opportunity to find out who your father is, right? β
This curse was so angry that Xu Kun was about to explode on the spot, and if he went crazy, he was about to rush up and beat someone!
It's a pity that when the two sides were pushing and shoving, there were already neighbors coming to fight, Xu Kun was stunned and didn't fight.
At this time, don't talk about Xu Kun, Aunt Jiang has already gone crazy!
Crazy curse the other party's family is a strong criminal!
The two sides scolded more and more fiercely, but the neighbors who watched the excitement around listened to it!
I just feel that the village has been really lively for the past two days.
At this time, an old woman sat on the ground with her buttocks, slapped the ground and scolded, scolding Yu Sheng'an for being a troublemaker, if he didn't come home, how could there be so many things.
The old woman's words resonated with many people who watched the excitement.
"Yes, you see, as soon as An Tsai came back, the village didn't stop for a day!"
"yes, troublemaker!"
"Now even the stupid girl's family wants to eat him alive, you say, this thing is troublesome, it's embarrassing to throw it to grandma's house, and the stupid girl doesn't want to marry again."
"Look, Andy won't stay for a few days! Yu Fugui's family is easy to mess with, don't want to have a complete glass at home in the future! β
"No, maybe when you open the door in the morning, there will be a dead dog with a skinned skin hanging in front of the door!"
The onlookers talked a lot, in addition to watching the excitement, more of a gloating for the rest of their lives.
In their opinion, there are so many things in the village, which has become the laughing stock of ten miles and eight towns, in the final analysis, it is the rest of their lives, if it were not for him, the village would still be as peaceful as before.
Yu Sheng'an was on the side, watching this scene with cold eyes, listening to the undisguised discussions of the neighbors, and suddenly ate and laughed for a while.
"Hehe......"
The voice is eerie and chilling.
The cursing sides subconsciously stopped.
The discussion quieted down, and countless people subconsciously looked at him.
"What are you laughing at?" A man in a white vest retorted.
He is Yu Fugui's youngest son Yu Ping'an, and there are three older sisters above, who have enjoyed the spoiling of a family since he was a child, and his temperament is very obedient, and he is recognized as the most difficult bastard in the village.
It was him just now, intimidating Yu Sheng'an to pay attention at night.
Yu Sheng'an slowly restrained his smile, he glanced at the neighbors who were talking, and his eyes fell on Yu Ping'an.
"I'm laughing at you, you're pathetic! Your father's name is Li Dali, your mother's name is Zhao Xiulan, you should have been from Qiao Li Zhuang, but now you are helping a group of strong criminals to work hard, you say you are not pitiful? β
As soon as Yu Sheng'an's words fell, before Yu Ping'an could speak, his mother had already retorted: "You-what nonsense are you talking about?" β
"Am I talking nonsense? Hahaha...... Do you dare to swear by your fathers and fathers? Yu Sheng'an laughed, pointed to Yu Ping'an, who was sluggish, and said, "If you don't believe it, go to Qiaoli Zhuang and ask!" β
"Mom, is he telling the truth?" Yu Ping'an looked at his mother with a blank expression.
"Peace, he...... He's talking nonsense! Yu Ping'an's mother subconsciously waved her hand, but with that panicked appearance, anyone could see that there was a ghost.
Yu Sheng'an ignored this scene, and pointed at the old woman sitting on the ground with a treacherous expression: "Yu Dayong is not Yu Zuxing's child, right?" I think about it, if I'm not mistaken, he should have been your old friend Wu Lei when you were young, right? β
As he spoke, he looked at another old man and said, "Yu Sanye, listen to my advice, take this opportunity to take a paternity test too!" β
These two sentences, for young people like Xu Kun, they heard it in the clouds, and they didn't know what to do.
But for the older ones, it blew up directly!
"What? Wu Lei's? β
"Wu thunder?"
"Oh, don't say it, I'll just say that Yu Dayong is not like Yu Laosan!"
The old woman on the ground was stupid, and the next second, she screamed: "You wild bastard, you have suffered a thousand cuts, you can't die well, you mother's fart!" β
"Dayong...... Who the hell is Dayong against? Yu Zuxing looked at his mother-in-law, with great fear, panic, and even pleading in his eyes.
"He, he, he...... He's really yours! β
"Hahaha......" Yu Shengan looked up to the sky and laughed, his voice was hearty: "Isn't it, don't you count it yourself?" β
After speaking, Yu Sheng'an suddenly pointed to a woman again: "Aunt Zheng, I'm curious, who is the fetus that died in your womb?" β
Whoop -
As soon as the words fell, the audience was in an uproar again.
Aunt Zheng's face changed suddenly, she subconsciously looked at her husband, only to see him looking at him with a blue and white face!
"Listen to me, this is this dog mongrel bullshit!" Aunt Zheng hastily explained.
"Tut-tut......" Yu Sheng smiled and drew three fingers: "It's only been three months, and now I can still find medical records when I go to the hospital!" β
When the words fell, Aunt Zheng's expression suddenly turned pale.
Anyone can see that there is something wrong with that posture.
"Cheap bitch, you dare to steal people! I'll just say...... I'll just say......" Aunt Zheng's husband raised his voice, but finally realized something, he didn't say anything, his eyes were red, and he grabbed his daughter-in-law's hair and dragged it out.
"Ahh
Aunt Zheng screamed, but Yu Sheng'an was laughing.
"Hahaha......"
Yu Sheng'an smiled breathlessly, attracting the attention of countless people in the village.
At this moment, everyone's gaze at him had completely changed.
"And youβ" Yu Sheng'an laughed as he asked for someone again.
"The devilβ"
"Noβ"
"Don't say itβ"
These family members, who were originally extremely arrogant, at this moment, are like rats seeing cats, no, they are seeing the devil, and their faces are pale!
One by one, they were frightened and turned around and ran!
Yu Sheng'an looked at this scene, and pointed to the neighbors around him who chewed the root of the tongue with a strange smile: "You one by one, I advise you to be kind, don't chew the root of the tongue, I know all your pickled and filthy things!" β
"In the future, if I hear anyone dare to chew the tongues of me and Kunzi, don't blame me for picking you up one by one! I make you the biggest laughing stock in ten miles and eight towns! If you're not afraid of death, try it? β
Yu Sheng'an's angry finger shocked countless onlookers.
They all looked at each other, stunned that no one dared to ridicule anymore, and no one dared to talk about it.
When Yu Sheng'an saw this scene, he laughed, and sang happily: "Walking north and south of East and West Street, I went out and saw people biting dogs, picking up dogs to hit bricks, and I was afraid that the bricks would bite my hands......"
The voice is cheerful and witty, and it is endless!
Xu Kun was stunned and watched Shi Shiran return to the yard for Yu Sheng'an, as if he was back when he was a child, watching Yu Sheng'an carry a bag of lobsters into the courtyard with a bright face.