It seems that there are more and more strange things this year. ”

Jiang Li listened to the conversation between the two at the door, as if he was thinking about something in his heart, and at this time his mind was sorting out the strange things that happened during this time.

Suddenly the mobile phone rang, interrupting Jiang Li's thoughts, Jiang Li took out the phone and slid down the answer button. There was a burst of crying from the other end.

Listening to this voice, it turned out to be his own hair Xiao Song Gang, known as Song Fatzi.

"Big brother, I've been arrested, come and redeem me. The fat man cried a little and said hesitantly.

"What's wrong with the fat man?" Jiang Li said urgently. The fat man is a friend who grew up with him. As soon as he heard that the fat man was arrested, Jiang Li was not in a hurry at this time.

"You will know when you come to the Huaxia Police Station in T City. "The fat man is hesitant and refuses to explain.

As soon as Jiang Li heard that it was the police station, he immediately understood that this guy must have committed a crime and was arrested in the police station, and now he wants to let himself help him.

"Damn, I've been clouded by that little monster in Pi Xiu this time, so don't care about him here. Although he said this, Jiang Li had already crossed the threshold with his front foot at this time, and rushed to the T City Police Station in a hurry.

Jiang Li called a taxi on the side of the road, and after about half an hour, he came to the T City Police Station. At this time, there was a faint noise in the originally solemn police station.

Jiang Li pondered what made the fat man arrested, and strode towards the police station.

When he arrived at the door of the police station, Jiang Li suddenly heard the fat man's loud voice, arguing with someone.

It's simply: "Before you see the person, hear the voice first." But Jiang Li has already seen it. Jiang Li concentrated and vaguely heard a conversation between the fat man and the policeman.

Fat man: "Excuse me, is it illegal to give money to a woman?"

Police: "Not illegal. ”

"Then excuse me, is it illegal to date a woman?"

Policeman: "Not illegal!"

"Then excuse me, is it illegal to act in love with a woman?"

Policeman: "Not illegal!"

"Then excuse me, is it illegal not to know a woman's name?"

Policeman: "Not illegal!"

"Then why did I get arrested when I did these things together?" said the fat man.

Policeman: "Your sister, prostitution can make you say so innocently!"

"TMD, this fat man dares to do such a behind my back!" Jiang Li had three black lines in his head. This fat man is disgraced and thrown home!

Jiang Li was about to turn around and return, regardless of this dead fat man. But his heart softened again, and he still entered the police station hard.

"Comrade policeman, how can this be called prostitution. How vulgar that is. It's just a poignant and ephemeral love story. The fat man talked eloquently.

"Walking in a strange city, suddenly a familiar place appeared around the corner, and she stood in the faint light. I fell in love with her at first sight and we were together very quickly. Thirty minutes later, I felt that when I was away alone, I had to work hard! Not suitable for falling in love. I woke up instantly, simply gave her a breakup fee of 200 yuan, and disappeared from her sight. Some people are destined to be just passers-by, leaving a shadow in their lives and leaving good memories. Love doesn't have to be alive forever. ”

After finishing speaking, the fat man snorted and cried, as if he was really sighing for his poignant love story.

Jiang Li walked into the police station, and as soon as he came in, he heard the fat man's "affectionate confession". I was almost amused, and my mood couldn't help but improve a lot.

"But we still have to treat this dead fat man well, and let him know some suffering. The boss is not small, but he does all these illegal things all day long. After making up his mind, Jiang Li smiled evilly, and an idea came to mind.

"Comrade police, comrade police. ”

Jiang Li pretended to be in a hurry and ran to the policeman who was asking the fat man, and whispered a few words in the policeman's ear. The corner of the policeman's mouth crossed an imperceptible arc, and then nodded faintly. The fat man next to him looked at it with a confused expression.

Next, I saw Jiang Li come to the fat man, with a smile on his face, and directly gave the fat man a big bear hug.

"Little fatty, brother, I haven't seen you for a long time, it's like every three autumns. Jiang Li said sincerely, almost burst into tears.

"Alas, old brother, I think I'm a chubby love road, I don't know how many short and poignant loves I've experienced, and the police uncle is now taking the initiative to pester me to talk about life and ideals. ”

Jiang Li's head darkened, "How many times has this dead fat man been prostitute? Now I'm embarrassed to say that the road is bumpy! Find the police to talk about life and ideals? Although he was extremely contemptuous in his heart, Jiang Li remained silent. Still shushing with the fat man and asking for warmth.

Suddenly, Jiang Li had a sad face. In the fat man's ear, he said: "Little fatty, alas, it's all my brother's fault, and I don't have the ability to protect you." ”

The fat man looked confused, didn't he just want to 'cry, make trouble, and hang himself?' Why did the atmosphere become so weird in the blink of an eye? The fat man turned his head to look at the evil smile of the policeman, and a sense of foreboding surged from his heart.

"Little fatty, the police uncle said that for a habitual offender like you, according to the regulations, you will be punished with capital punishment. Jiang Li cried.

The policeman next to him also chimed in: "Yes, it will be punished with capital punishment." ”

"Capital punishment?!" The fat man looked at the sadness on Jiang Li's face and the serious look on the policeman's face, and it didn't feel like a fake. At this time, his tone was obviously trembling.

"What kind of capital punishment?" The fat man asked weakly, for some reason he always felt a cold swishing underneath.

Jiang Li said faintly in the fat man's ear: "It's castrated." Jiang Li's words are not amazing, and he is endless.

But to the fat man's ears, it felt like a landslide and a volcanic eruption, and the fat man was so frightened that he almost rolled his eyes and collapsed directly on the ground.

Mouth yelling: "I'm going to be castrated?" mentioned that he was going to be castrated, and the fat man was even more frightened.

Jiang Li looked at the fat man who was wailing, and his heart was refreshing, who called this guy dishonest on weekdays. Gotta beat him up today. Otherwise, this guy might do something out of the ordinary next time.

The policeman next to him looked at Song Fatzi, who was still poetic just now, but he was crying wolf at this time. couldn't help but be dark, and cast a knowing glance at Jiang Li.

"Looks like it's still in the dark. At this time, looking at the fat man's appearance, he was actually happy in his heart.

"But this play still has to be fully acted. ”

"Ahem, Xiao Li, Xiao Wang, you take this fat brother down and wait for a week to be sentenced to death. The policeman winked at the two officers next to him.

"Yes, Officer Wang. The two police officers understood, the corners of their mouths hooked up an imperceptible arc, and then walked towards the detention cell with a serious face and a wailing fat man.

The fat man wailed: "My Song Gang is handsome and chic, I have become a eunuch, how many beautiful and cute girls will be lonely!" The fat man struggled and did not want to go in.

The two police officers were extremely disdainful of the fat man's words, and pushed and shoved the struggling fat man into the detention cell.

When the fat man's ghost crying wolf howl gradually faded away, Jiang Li and Officer Wang glanced at each other, and they couldn't help laughing, and the atmosphere slowly became lively.

"According to the laws of Huaxia, he needs to be detained for a week and fined 500, since you are his friend, sign this ticket. Officer Wang spoke.

At this time, Jiang Li began to look at this police officer Wang, his resolute and dark cheeks, and his whole body still revealed a bookish atmosphere. At first glance, you can tell that he is a capable person.

Jiang Li subconsciously searched his trouser pocket, and there were only dozens of dollars left in it, and he couldn't pay the fine at all.

"It's all that damn little monster~~" Jiang Li had already greeted Pi Xi's whole family in his heart.

Officer Wang looked at Jiang Li, who looked embarrassed, and seemed to understand something.

"I paid the 500 fine for him first. But your friend needs to be disciplined. The laws of the country are sacrosanct. "Officer Wang is colorful.

"Then I will thank Officer Wang for my brother first, and in the future, Officer Wang can directly order anything in the future. Jiang Li's impression of this Officer Wang is not bad.

After a look at the politeness, it's not too early. Jiang Li came out of the police station, at this time there were almost no pedestrians and vehicles on the road, Jiang Li waited for a long time, called a taxi, and returned to Qingshan Town.

Jiang Li walked on the streets of Qingshan Town, and there were almost no people on the streets at this time. Occasionally, there are passers-by, all in a hurry.

The cold wind swept up the unfinished yellow leaves and flew everywhere, coupled with the cold street, Jiang Li felt that his back was cold and swishing.

"It's really cold, and it's a little eerie. Jiang Li looked at the deserted streets, and was secretly stunned in his heart.

"I don't think I've met a beautiful female ghost. Somehow, such a ridiculous thought suddenly popped up in Jiang Li's mind.

Jiang Li was in a daze, how he was, did even the female ghost become clear in his eyes?

Just when Jiang Li sighed that he was inferior to the beast. Suddenly, he felt something on his back.

Jiang Li subconsciously looked back, and immediately galloped with ten thousand words of grass and mud in his heart, only to see an extremely white grimace, without a single eyeball in the empty eye sockets, staring at himself stupidly.