Chapter 004: Bullshit
Wait a minute!
The fifth prince raised his head and glanced at the figure behind the screen, the kid was painting the meaning of the word, it seems that the effect is quite good, he also came to try it.
So, he picked up his pen and lowered his head and drew on the paper.
Cui Zidu on the side felt more and more uneasy in his heart, he looked at the painting of the five princes in fear, but after being discovered by the five princes, he changed his posture and firmly blocked it, Cui Zidu never felt that the time was so long.
Finally.
The fifth prince put down his pen, nodded with satisfaction, and beckoned to Cui Zidu: "Come on, guess." ”
I don't know why, this indifferent "come, guess" fell on Cui Zidu's ears, but it was like a life-threatening talisman, his steps were as heavy as a thousand catties, moved to the front of the painting, and only glanced at it, and the resentment in his heart became more and more serious.
I only heard him ask faintly: "Fifth master, is it an idiom guess this time?" ”
"That's right."
"Something to do with historical allusions?"
"That's right."
"Bullshit?"
"......" The smile on the corner of the fifth prince's lips suddenly expanded, and he hooked Cui Zidu's neck and said softly, "My painting bullshit doesn't work?" ”
"It's not!" Cui Zidu hurriedly defended, "The mystery is bullshit." ”
The fifth prince was still smiling: "Then you explain to me, what is the historical allusion of bullshit?" ”
"Uh, the rooster and the dog?"
"Where's the chicken?!"
Cui Zidu wrinkled his brows, he couldn't guess that this time the fifth prince painted four paintings.
In the first, a dog barks in a forest with its mouth wide open.
The second one, still the forest, the dog is gone.
In the third, the dog stands on the edge of a cliff, seemingly hovering and not falling.
In the fourth, the dog is flowing hara.
"The dog barks at the master?" Cui Zidu asked cautiously.
"Cui Zidu." The fifth prince smiled and hugged his neck, "You can't guess a single question, after you go back, I will definitely not help you carry that little bit of, tell your father everything!" ”
Cui Zi couldn't help but shudder, he wanted to cry without tears, and he didn't want to!
At this moment, the other side of the screen guessed: "Wangmei quenches your thirst!" ”
Fancies?! Cui Zidu only felt that the vocabulary he had learned in the past ten years could not accurately express his feelings at the moment, and he looked at the fifth prince with deep resentment: "Fifth master, can you tell me?" ”
The fifth prince glared at him and pointed to his painting: "The first one, the dog is barking, Wang and Wang have the same sound!" The second one, it's still this place, the dog is gone! In the third shot, the dog ran to the edge of the cliff and stopped! The fourth one is obvious, thirsty! Cui Zidu, why can't you even guess this, I really want to rip off your head and put my own brain in it! ”
On the other side, Xing Runan was speechless, she calculated all kinds of possibilities in the game, but she never missed the five princes.
He Zhixing saw that the victory was decided, shook the folding fan lightly, and the corners of his lips raised a trace of arc.
At this moment, the unrelenting Xing Runan bypassed the screen and walked to the painting of the five princes, who thought she was here to show off, but unexpectedly, she actually picked up his painting and praised it: "This son's painting is very innovative!" Compared with my decent paintings, it is much more interesting, it seems that the son is very divergent thinking, quite Dong Qichang's style. "It's like Dong Qichang, she doesn't know, anyway, it's just a mess.
The fifth prince wanted to cross his eyebrows and say coldly, but when he heard Xing Runan's praise at first glance, he was stunned: "What is divergent thinking?" ”
Fortunately, Runan herself was stunned, and soon, she smiled and said: "That is, one question with multiple solutions, one thing with multiple writes, and one thing with multiple uses!" Childe can think what ordinary people can't think, and think what ordinary people can't think, which is divergent thinking! Speaking of this, she couldn't help but bow her head, pretending to be deep and said, "All things have a place, but how can all the people in the world not be the holy people?" ”
After saying that, she actually lifted her robe and knelt down, bowing in the direction of the capital.
The five princes were stunned for a moment, and subconsciously turned their heads to look at Cui Zidu, but Cui Zidu reacted, this Song Gongzi was given the steps, so he quickly knelt down, and also pulled the five princes of the Ramon circle.
When the others saw the three of them kneeling, they also knelt down one after another, and for a while, the scene in the boat was a bit like a pyramid scheme.
Xing Runan is the head of the pyramid scheme.
After kneeling and bowing and everyone stood up, He Zhixing said with an immortal heart: "Brother Song, how to say it, we also won......"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Xing Runan: "Hey, who won?" It's obviously a tie! ”
"Yes, it's a tie!" Cui Zidu also smiled and responded, "Isn't this prince a saint's people?" ”
He Zhixing was speechless for a long time, so he had to stand aside and stop talking.
At this time, the five princes also generously let Shen Bi girl come out to play a song to cheer up, the two parties turned the conflict into jade silk, sat down and drank heartily, the five princes also pulled Xing Runan to talk about the "divergent thinking" she mentioned just now, "Brother Song, I won't tell you, I think deeply of you, since I was a child, I thought differently from my other brothers, Mr. asked us to untie the nine links in the shortest time, isn't it easy?" I threw it straight to the ground! But the gentleman also reported the matter to my father, Brother Song, you say, where am I wrong? He didn't say he couldn't fall! ”
"Yes." Xing Runan smiled at Ying He, and while he was not paying attention, he secretly poured the wine behind him.
"And before...... "When the fifth prince met Xing Runan, it was like meeting a confidant in life, and he talked endlessly.
Cui Zi on the side wanted to speak and stopped, and finally, he couldn't help it and said, "Fifth master, the hour is not early." ”
The fifth prince looked up at the night outside, slowly stood up, held Xing Runan's hand, and was a little reluctant: "Brother Song and I hit it off at first sight, but now we want to separate, it's really ......"
It's really bald, Xing Runan added silently, she smiled and said: "If you have a fate in the future, you will always see you again." ”
The fifth prince wanted to speak and stopped, but in the end he didn't say anything, and when he was leaving, he took off the peiyu on his waist and handed it to Xing Runan: "Brother Song, this thing is given to you as a souvenir, if Brother Song goes to Beijing to take the exam in the future, come to Hongyue Tower to find me." ”
Peiyu was stuffed into her hand, Xing Runan was stunned for a while, and it took a while to turn over her body, and finally turned over a purse and handed it over: "I, I'm in a hurry to go out, only this purse ......"
The fifth prince happily took the purse: "Then you and I can be regarded as friends." ”
Friend?
Fortunately, Runan was a little stunned, it was so easy to become friends with the prince?
After the five princes left, He Zhixing had a hint of sarcasm between his eyebrows, but he still smiled on his face: "He is worthy of Brother Song, and he is a gentleman in the world." ”
Xing Runan cushioned the peiyu in his hand, swept the smile on his face, and said to everyone: "No one is allowed to leak half a cent of today's gambling!" Otherwise......"
"How else?" Someone asked.
"Otherwise, disaster will befall you." Xing Runan tugged at the corners of his mouth.
The young man surnamed Huang smiled disapprovingly: "Even if it is passed out, what can it do?" We've won! ”
Xing Runan chuckled: "If you want to die, just spread it, who is the person you should leave?" He is the son of the five princes of the current saint and the son of the queen, and he makes a bet with him, think about the gambling contract. ”
Everyone was shocked when they heard her words, and then they couldn't help but shudder.
He Zhixing's eyes were dyed with a hint of coldness, and he said with a smile: "Brother Song is joking, Jiacheng is located in the south, two or three months away from the capital, why did the fifth prince come here out of thin air?" ”