Chapter 755: Urgent Heavenly Dao (1st Update)
Xiao Baobao almost raised his left hand to Shui Zhenzhen's face and swore - I, Xiao Baobao, am willing to follow Shui Zhenzhen as a servant, eternal life and eternity, regardless of life and death, if you violate this oath, karma will burn you.
On the day of the wedding, the meat has not yet eaten in his mouth, and the groom swore to the bride in a low voice, at most he said Meng Lang to increase the interest. Therefore, Xiao Baobao, who was addicted to the "previous life", did not hesitate to spit out those words, and did not realize what it was to burn himself for servant business, which was not suitable for young men and women at all.
The mouth is open, and the oath is about to be spoken.
Whoa, whoa, whoa—
Xiao Baobao's nose twitched, his throat rolled, and when it came to his mouth, it became: "Who pooped outside the window?" ”
It's a completely subconscious shout.
shouted out, I was stunned, I was a demon god, how could I say such vulgar words?
The stronger the smell of, an uncontrollable thought surfaced in his heart: there was no one outside the window, and there was no one within a radius of ten miles, for fear that someone would disturb the flower candles in the cave room that he had worked hard for thousands of years, and all the living mouths within a hundred miles had been evacuated by him early.
So, here's the problem.
Someone, not himself, the only other person on the scene...
Evil thoughts together, suddenly bad.
"Have you..."
He couldn't say the word anymore.
I saw Shui Zhenzhen's face of a closed moon and a shy flower looking at him with affection, and there were two of him reflected in the two pupils on the left and right.
So, Xiao Baobao changed his question: "Do you have-" What do you smell?
But before he could finish his sentence, he vomited.
I don't know if it's bad luck or luck, because there are clouds under him, so Xiao Baobao barely had his head and feet when he fainted, so the empty trap hat waited until a quarter of an hour to open the gate and release the water, and the spiritual grass soup was poured from the top of his head, covering Xiao Baobao's head, face, nose and ears and pouring straight into his neck.
Well, the second master in the beads will inevitably be affected, the beads won't let him out, but the smell from the outside can come in, for a while, the second master just wants to stun himself with a hand knife, but unfortunately, he is a soul, and he can't faint if he wants to, so he has to cover his nose and shrink in the innermost corner.
The taste was too pungent, and although Xiao Baobao was unconscious, his body still made the most honest reaction, and he wanted to run with his feet, but he forgot that it was on the clouds. As a result, it didn't matter if he kicked this kick, the clouds under his body went up, and suddenly, his head fell on his feet.
The little spirit grass soup that poured into his neck and chest immediately braked suddenly, and rushed back with a bang. A lot of soup flowed into the nostrils, choking Xiao Baobao and opening his mouth subconsciously.
And with the rolling of the little spiritual grass soup, as well as Yexi's love robe, a meat ball soaked in some spiritual grass soup happened to enter Xiao Baobao's mouth and was blocked.
The nose was still flooded, the mouth was blocked, and Xiao Baobao subconsciously bit it.
The layer of honey used to seal the taste on the outside of the meat dumpling was softened by the blisters and began to melt, and it was bitten again, and the smell of barbecue inside penetrated into Xiao Baobao's internal organs and seven orifices.
It can only be said that the effect of the Queen's brand barbecue is not comparable to that of Lingcao soup.
As a result, Xiao Baobao, the demon god in the illusion, vomited and couldn't stop at all.
On the side, the water was really shh
Then, Xiao Baobao's eyes turned black with a cough, as if he saw the face of the water still holding the water really like a sad and angry face, and he felt ashamed, and at that moment he thought, wait for me to wake up and then coax the lady.
Then, Xiao Baobao woke up and was really awake. The moment his sanity returned, he immediately rolled on the spot and cursed.
"I'm a fart!"
At the same time, he also saw the little unicorn rolling down from him, one front paw still holding up, and a mysterious white spiritual power figure condensed in front of his fingernails.
Without asking, he knew it was a contract, a master-servant contract.
His heart can be punished!
It's just a little bit!
Xiao Baobao immediately raised his arm to his mouth, chewed and swallowed heavily, and his intuitive consciousness had never been so clear.
I was scared.
In the illusion of Fang Cai, I am afraid that as soon as my brain-deficient oath is issued, this head will have to recognize this beast as the master. It's still a master-servant contract, and his life and death can't affect this beast.
What's even more terrifying is -
His oath was made to the water. Although the water in the illusion is true or false, he is the real one, he sent it with his heart, and he was recognized by heaven as having a law. In other words, this oath was really made, and he was not only restrained by a beast, but also became a servant of Shui Zhenzhen!
It's so insidious and cunning!
Heavenly Dao, you are so calculating, you should have gone to heaven a long time ago!
How could Xiao Baobao, who was almost finished, not hate Yun Qilin, even if Yun Qilin didn't know anything about Shui Zhenzhen, but he just used his heart knot, he wouldn't let it go.
Therefore, when Yexi was still hesitating, Xiao Baobao was determined to kill Yun Qilin, and he was so generous to feed the divine beast to the demon vine, just because he was afraid that if he ate Yun Qilin's meat, what would he do?
Just let it disappear in its entirety in the belly of the demon devouring vine, and no one will be in trouble.
Yexi emptily set out the inside story and called it a good mystery, a thousand shots.
Empty: "Oh, that's so thrilling, if you don't have a quarter of an hour you make a vow - next time I'll have to set up the mechanism more cleverly, and feed it to your mouth if you don't react." ”
Xiao Baobao reverently thanked Yexi: "It works so well, I will be sober as soon as I smell that smell." ”
Yexi couldn't help but laugh: "Where did you wake up immediately?" Didn't you vomit for a while before waking up? It seems that my cooking skills are not good, and I should practice hard. Brother, help me taste the food. ”
Xiao Baobao's face stiffened, can you not do it.
"So," Yexi smiled and turned her head, "You want to come here, it's not your intention at all, or the Heavenly Dao controls your heart." ”
Xiao Baobao's face darkened.
"However, Heavenly Dao seems to be a little impatient and unscrupulous, which is good news for us."
"What do you mean-" Xiao Baobao's eyes flashed: "Shui Zhen is really the main force in building the Immortal Bridge, and the Heavenly Dao is so urgent for me to surrender to her to help her, and the fundamental reason is to promote the early completion of the Immortal Bridge." ”
Yexi nodded: "So, is Tiandao in the last fight?" ”
Empty: "If that fight is lost, Heavenly Dao will have no strength left." ”
Xiao Baobao: "But it is not good for the Heavenly Dao to fall to us." The Cangyu realm is completely extinct, and the world of immortals and mortals still has a long life, and the monk is stagnant and slowly dies of old age. ”
It's a tragedy.
Empty: "So what do we do?" ”
Yexi: "Except for the matter of the senior brother, we are opposed to the Dao of Heaven, but the matter of Xianqiao is a common interest. Let's help, just don't get into trouble. Right now, according to the arrangement of Tianxuanzong, he is looking for the innate stone essence. I don't know if I've found it anywhere else. ”
Kongkong looked at Xiao Baobao and sighed: "Those meat dumplings, senior brother eat them every day." ”
Xiao Baobao's face was bitter, but he nodded: "That's what I mean." ”
Yexi smiled: "Then I have to make some more for my senior brother." ”
"I'm tired of my little sister."
The group flew directly back to the Tianxuan Sect and handed over to the Water Sect Master.
Hearing that the Jingyang Sect Master said that there was nothing in the Heavenly Absolute Land, the Water Sect Master was not surprised, but only frowned.
The master of Jingyang Gate asked: "Others don't find anything?" ”
The Water Sect Master waved his hand and said, "Some of them are, some of them are not, but some of them are not innate stone essences, but they are also treasures, and they are worth being happy about in the past, but now-"
Now the big guy is thinking about Xianqiao, Xianqiao, that is, he found that it is rare to find that after eating the elixir that can live with heaven and earth, he can't fly to the fairy world.
After all, whether to go to the immortal realm to be a Dapeng who soars for nine days or to be a king in the backwater in the obscurity of the cultivation realm, it is not difficult for monks to choose.
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