Chapter 268: Threesome
When I came out of King Zheng's mansion, the rain had not stopped.
The sky was overcast, and the surrounding alleys were quiet, and there were almost no ordinary people.
Xie Jingyi's clogs hit the bluestone slab, making a clattering sound.
"Let's leave the rest of the matter alone?" Guan Huizhi jumped out of the alley on the side and walked side by side with Xie Jingyi.
"Let's just take care of things in secret, now this matter, there are three divisions to discuss, and it is time for Black Feather Wei to retire." Xie Jingyi said softly, and the rain fell down her hair drop by drop, fell on her robe, and slid to the ground.
"We're going to develop, why don't you seem to be happy?" Guan Huizhi asked again.
"Little brother, you are just used to being dashing, and you don't know the hardships and hardships of women. I have seldom been at home these days. My aunt is afraid that she has already prepared the ancestral hall, holding the fourth female book in her left hand and a big stick in her right hand, just waiting to beat me. ”
"Can I be happy?"
Guan Huizhi gloated and laughed, "Then you have to blame yourself for not being capable, you can't be reincarnated in your mother's womb again, and change your body to a man." Brother Guan, you call again, I listen to the refreshing! ”
"You call me uncle first, and I'll call you." Xie Jingyi replied angrily, and shook the sword on his waist, this was given to her by Chai Youchen, not to mention, in the book, when the rivers and lakes are destroyed, it is usually in this kind of weather......
Thinking like this, Xie Jingyi touched his chin, "I sometimes wonder if we are living in a book." You see, when you were happy with Huo Qingxiu, there were lights everywhere during the Shangyuan Festival, and it happened to be at the bridgehead, and he was still playing lingering songs. ”
"I talked to Chai Er, and his mother's peach blossoms were still floating above my head; Encounter an assassin, snow, destroy the door, rain...... Tsk, it's exactly the same as in the book, so can't the mind of the person who wrote the book change? ”
Kwan scoffed at this.
"No wonder you're so short, so young and so young. It doesn't matter where he is, he has to eat, drink, and play, and he can still defend his family and the country with comrades and like-minded people, isn't that okay? ”
"Besides, the book is all fake, why can't I float on the water lightly......"
Guan Huizhi walked while talking, and found that there was no one around her as she walked, she turned her head and saw Xie Jingyi standing in place, looking at her meaningfully, Guan Huizhi was excited, half-squatted down, and said pitifully, "You are not short, I am short, you see that I have only reached your shoulder!" Uncle Xie! ”
Xie Jingyi crossed his waist and laughed.
She rushed over, jumped beside Guan Huizhi, stretched out her hand to compare, and said proudly, "It's true that I'm taller!" ”
Guan Huizhi dodged and jumped to the side, "You melon baby, you still jumped in the rain today, splashing me with water!" ”
Xie Jingyi stuck out his tongue, and hugged Guan Huizhi's shoulder behind him, "Let's go, Shopkeeper Zhao is still waiting for us to eat and drink!" ”
Guan Huizhi was also happy, "I want to eat a lot of meat." Don't eat it on that coffin board, it's too dark, and every time you get spices, it's annoying. ”
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During the Qingming Festival, it rains a lot, and pedestrians on the ghost street want to break their souls.
On rainy days, it's rare for the ghost street not to be deserted.
As soon as Xie Jingyi entered the paper figure shop, he smelled the strong smell of meat.
Shopkeeper Zhao rolled up his sleeves, held a folding fan, stood among a bunch of dummies, shook happily, saw the two people at the door, sucked his stomach meaningfully, and ran over from the crowd, "It's coming, if you don't come, the meat will be rotten." Why did it take so long, and the skill has retreated! ”
Xie Jingyi looked around in surprise, "Why are there so many people today?" ”
Even if Qingming is imminent, but this whole street is selling paper people's yellow paper, and I haven't seen anyone who is so popular.
Shopkeeper Zhao smiled, "No, my paper figure is smoked with meat, and it has its own popularity, and it has its own popularity." ”
The eldest nephew who came to help from the strange paper shop on the side rolled his eyes, "You don't listen to his nonsense, buy one get one free today." ”
Xie Jingyi took a look, good guy, it was really a pair of paper figures tied together, like a golden boy and a girl.
"Do your job, what do you know?" Shopkeeper Zhao said, squeezed through the crowd, and walked towards the backyard, Xie Jingyi and Guan Huizhi hurriedly followed, and as soon as they entered the backyard, they saw the pots in the house, fluttering and steaming.
Around the pot, there were dummies standing there, and there were empty seats for three people.
Fortunately, the three of them are not taboo in meat and vegetarians, and they are not afraid of bad luck, so they sat down at random, "How do you make so many dummies, can you sell them out?" ”
"Isn't it unreasonable that we have shipped so many goods back and forth, and we don't have to tie more this year? There are many filial sons and grandsons of our big Chen, and we can't lose this! ”
Guan Huizhi took a large lump of meat with chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, and said while eating, "Selling coffin boards is so profitable?" Why don't I open a few of them? I've got so many silver tickets that they're getting moldy! ”
When the shopkeeper Zhao heard this, he silently picked up the pot, Guan Huizhi's chopsticks fell short, grabbed the copper ring on the edge of the pot, and said angrily, "What, I haven't clamped it yet?" ”
Shopkeeper Zhao pursed his mouth and pulled the copper ring on the other side of the pot hard, "People who have too much money to spend, why bother to grab meat from my old Zhao to eat!" ”
"The money is mine, the meat is yours, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it for nothing!" Guan Huizhi was not to be outdone, and his subordinates added a little more strength.
Xie Jingyi wiped his mouth elegantly and put the chopsticks aside, "I'm full!" I'll leave the rest to you. ”
Shopkeeper Zhao and Guan Huizhi let each other go, and looked down, good guy, a large pot of meat was half eaten by Xie Jingyi.
Shopkeeper Zhao couldn't bear to look at Xie Jingyi's stomach, "Even if you eat white food, you don't have to fight so hard, I can give you a knife of meat." ”
Guan Huizhi echoed, "Xie San, even if you eat like this, you won't be much taller!" ”
Xie Jingyi snorted and stood up, "You mortals, how do you know what I mean?" When I came out of this door, it was a strong man who would never return, and there was no future under the big meat. My little lady is grounded, and I haven't had meat to eat for a month, and I don't eat enough, how can I be worthy of myself. ”
Guan Huizhi patted Xie Jingyi's shoulder sympathetically, "At night, I will go over the wall to your house and bring you jerky." ”
Xie Jingyi's eyes were hot, "I'll save you from calling uncle this month." ”
Guan Huizhi immediately put away his sympathy, "Get out!" ”
Xie Jingyi was not annoyed, and patted the dust on his sleeves, "You two, you don't even ask, what happened in King Zheng's mansion today?" ”
Shopkeeper Zhao quickly sandwiched two lumps of meat and put them in his bowl, "The task is complete, King Zheng's Mansion is about our, let him go." Lao Zhao, I only care, when will there be such an exciting event next! ”
Xie Jingyi waved his hand, put on the coat on the side, put on the hat, and went out leisurely, not forgetting to carry two good-looking paper figures left and right in his hands.
Zhao's shopkeeper's eldest nephew glanced at it and hurriedly stretched out his hand, Xie Jingyi took out the silver coin, and said with a smile, "You two paper people, I look familiar, and it is just right for my grandmother to be a foot washer." ”
The eldest nephew made a lot of money and smiled, "You really have a vision, our owner sees that you are a regular customer, and specially made it for you, saying that you like it!" ”
Xie Jingyi twitched the corners of his mouth, who wants to be a regular customer of the paper figure shop......
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