Chapter 477: True Fragrance Theorem
Ji Xiaofan doesn't care if he likes it or not, he said it himself, and big men have to talk and count, so at this time Ji Xiaofan began to say the first one.
"The first thing is to go out and find an ant now, and you can't crush it to death, and you can't let it run away, no matter what method you use."
"......" Han Jingshen couldn't help but roll his eyes after listening, "Now where do you want me to find ants for you?" ”
"Then I don't care, it's your business, I only pursue the process and the result, as for the tools, you have to find them yourself."
Han Jingshen looked at this girl with a smug expression, grinded her teeth and said:
"Next."
It seems that he has given up on this one.
"Say my 100 advantages, there can be no repetition, no pause, otherwise, tonight you will squat on the side of the bed to learn frog jumping, and every time you jump, you will say, 'Han Jingshen is a bad pen'."
Han Jingshen: "......"
Han Jingshen felt that his hands were extremely itchy at this time, and he wanted to pick up this girl and beat her.
100 advantages? It's a shame that she dared to speak out. He can't even pick out 10 of her advantages, and he still wants 100?
"You have merits, how come I don't know?" Han Jingshen couldn't help but sneer.
Ji Xiaofan grinded his teeth and looked at him, "Don't forget what you said yourself!" If you don't fight back, don't fight back, let me get angry! ”
Han Jingshen glared at her, "You just do it, I'm used to you this time!" ”
Ji Xiaofan snorted twice, and then didn't care what he said.
There will be a second time in the first round, a second time in the second time, and a third time in the future.
"How? Are you satisfied with the second one? Ji Xiaofan looked at him with a smile.
"Next!" Han Jingshen wants to see what other ideas this girl can come up with.
Ji Xiaofan took off his school uniform jacket at this time, leaving only a white sweatshirt inside.
She lay on the bed, her right arm propped up her head, and a smile on her lips looked at Han Jingshen.
"This third rule is simple, go downstairs and buy two bags of instant noodles, kneel under one knee, and you can't break your knees."
Han Jingshen: "......"
Han Jingshen felt that this girl was a ruthless person.
It's all bad moves, it's better to beat him up.
Let Han Jingshen kneel on the ground?
Don't even think about it!
There is gold under the man's knees, let alone kneeling in front of Ji Xiaofan, it is impossible!
"I mean, what are you thinking about all day in your little head? How do you do something wrong? ”
"Don't talk nonsense, you just say yes or no, right?"
"No! Haven't you heard of the saying that a man has gold under his knees? ”
After Ji Xiaofan heard what he said, the arc of the corner became deeper.
Please remember your words!
After that, she continued to look up and down at Han Jingshen with a smile and said:
"The last one is that you go to the young lady at the front desk downstairs and borrow the clothes worn by the woman and the makeup bag. I'll dress you up, and then you knock on the door from here to the other and ask the guests in the room if they need special services. After asking this whole floor, I will forgive you. ”
Han Jingshen: "......"
After Ji Xiaofan finished speaking, she couldn't help but laugh herself.
"Hurry up and choose, hurry up and choose, I can't wait to see what your women's clothes look like."
Han Jingshen's face was dark at this time, and Ji Xiaofan's four were obviously deliberately making things difficult for him.
After thinking about it, the third was the easiest, he turned around and went downstairs and took two bags of instant noodles.
Ji Xiaofan watched him take the instant noodles and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
"Didn't you just say that the man had gold under his knees?" It seems that no one can escape the law of true fragrance.
"I'm only bowing to the forces of evil." Han Jingshen snorted twice.
Then he glanced at Ji Xiaofan, and thought to himself, when she got married in the future, she had to have a Chinese-style wedding and let her kneel back for herself!
(Note: Chinese weddings have husband and wife worshipping each other, so Brother Shen didn't feel embarrassed to kneel in front of Ji Xiaofan at this time, anyway, he could get back to his roots.) )
Small Theatre:
Dandan: It's going to be Tanabata soon, what gifts do you want?
Reader: What do you want to give?
Dandan: Do you want a boyfriend? Will be able to cross and bungee jump.
Reader: I can't afford it!