When I said this, I had been paying attention to the change in Mr. Tian's face. But to my disappointment, he seemed to really don't know anything.

Sure enough, after thinking carefully for a while, he still said to me: "Little coffin, I know what you want me to say. But I really don't know! Please help me out with how I can avoid this nightmare! To tell you the truth, I haven't had a good rest since yesterday until now. It's so tiring! If I continue to be tossed like this, I am really ...... I really can't stand it! I know you have what it takes, so you have to help me! ”

Hearing him say this, I sighed and said to him, "Well, since you say so, I believe you don't know anything." As for the method of cracking, it is actually very simple. I don't know if Boss Tian has a dog at home? ”

"This ......" Mr. Tian was stunned for a moment, and then smiled at me, "Little coffin, when is this?" Are you still kidding me? ”

"Am I kidding you?" It was true that my head was a little dizzy after drinking too much, but I don't remember any jokes I had with him.

"Well, even if not." Mr. Tian nodded, looking a little helpless.

"Not really." I was afraid that he would misunderstand something, so I explained to him, "I just asked you if you have a dog, in fact, I want to tell you that if you have a dog at home, it doesn't matter what breed, when you go to sleep, take it to the room where you usually sleep." Dogs are more likely to ward off evil spirits, especially black dogs. Therefore, we are more commonly used in this line of black dog blood. ”

"Oh, black dog." Mr. Tian nodded, as if considering the feasibility of bringing the dog into the house to sleep.

In fact, this kind of thing, the more rural it is, the more difficult it is to accept. Just like our family, even if we have a dog, it must be kept in the yard, and we will not let the dog into the house easily. But in the city, it seems that it is becoming less and less concerned about this. There are even those who share a bed with a dog, which of course is not very understandable.

Seeing Mr. Tian's tangled appearance, I just wanted to propose the next method. But what I didn't expect was that I didn't know if it was because my brain was a little slow to react after drinking, so he took the initiative to ask me: "I saw you sprinkle chicken blood on the coffin that day, isn't it that chicken blood is more evil spirits?" ”

I was suddenly surprised, looked at Mr. Tian, and asked incredulously, "Is it more acceptable for you to sleep with a rooster than with a black dog?" ”

The problem had become more and more abnormal in constant distortions, and when I realized that something was wrong, I quickly dragged the topic back from the derailed route.

"Well, if you can't take it, just say it. I'm not the only one! I explained to Mr. Tian, "Actually, there are two explanations for being pressed on the bed by ghosts, either you are usually not strong in yang fire, and yin energy is easier to invade you, so there will be ghosts who will take advantage of the dark night to climb your bed and press on your body." Either...... Hehe, although you deny it, I still have to say that either you have a grudge against that ghost! Okay, okay, you don't like to hear it, I know, I won't talk about it anymore. Anyway, people with a strong yang fire will not be easily pressed by ghosts, and the only way to get rid of the dilemma of being pressed by ghosts is to make your own yang fire prosperous. ”

"So what's the solution?" Mr. Tian urged me.

In this way, the orientation of the person's head when sleeping has an effect on the ghost, and if you sleep on one side and are easy to attract ghosts, you can consider turning your head. Alternatively, there are mahogany ornaments to press under the pillow while you sleep. Besides, you can also ......" I said this, looked Mr. Tian up and down, and swallowed the latter words back into my stomach.

When Mr. Tian saw me like this, he hurriedly asked me, "Little coffin, is there any other way?" As long as I can get a good night's sleep, anything, please help me. ”

"It's not that I won't help you." I shook my head and said, "I really know, you also told me personally, you said that you don't believe in ghosts and gods." What I wanted to say was that if you believe in Buddhism, or if you believe in Buddhism, it is also useful to wear an amulet that you usually carry with you when you sleep. Moreover, there is a contingency solution, and if you don't believe it, I don't know if it will be useful. ”

"It doesn't matter if it's useful or not." Mr. Tian said to me, "Little coffin, I can't stand the torture of that thing. Whatever the solution, I'm willing to try. Even if you ask me to believe in whatever religion I am teaching now, I am willing to believe it. ”

"Well, you can't do that." I looked at Mr. Tian, shook my head and sighed.

I can understand his mood of 'not burning incense and rushing to hold Buddha's feet', but this practice is actually useless. Believing in anything is not just a matter of words, it is a state of mind, and you must really believe it in your heart for it to work. Otherwise, it's just used for emergencies, and it's good if it's useless. If he angers anyone, the bad luck will befall him in minutes.

But seeing Mr. Tian's anxious appearance, I thought about it in my heart, whether it is useful or not, teaching him first cannot really be regarded as a bad thing anyway. With that in mind, I told him the solution.

In fact, there are really many ways to deal with ordinary ghost presses.

For example, lying flat is easy for the ghost to press, but lying on the side is not very good. For another example, when you are pressed by a ghost, as long as you calm down, press the tip of your tongue against the upper gum, and silently recite a few words in your heart to ward off evil spirits, you will soon find that you can move.

But I suspect that what Mr. Tian encountered was not an ordinary ghost press.

After learning a few tricks from me, Mr. Tian seemed to have some confidence that he would be able to sleep peacefully at night. He took me by the shoulders and dragged me back into the house.

That night, when I returned to the hotel, I was already overwhelmed by the crowd.

I drank too much wine, and I had a stomach ache for a while, and after a while of lying down, I vomited.

Jiang Yifeng sat aside and counted me down, "I told you not to drink so much, but you still don't listen?" Okay this time? Are you afraid that you are going to have insomnia with that surnamed Tian? ”

"How do you know he's going to lose sleep tonight?" I asked casually.

Jiang Yifeng looked at me in surprise and asked me, "I said, Jiujiao, you shouldn't be really stupid, right?" Don't tell me, you can't see the thick yin qi on the body of the surnamed Tian! He's not just a ghost pressing the bed, he's entangled by a ghost! How? You're not going to save him? ”

"How can I save him?" I didn't say this by drunkenness, but what I thought in my heart, "Yifeng, if that person surnamed Tian can use the method I taught him to dodge that ghost tonight, and then stop being pressed by ghosts so often, then it will probably be fine." But looking at the way he looks, I don't think he will be able to hide from him tonight. Sleep for a while, and then get up and go to where he lives. I took over his business, but I didn't know what secret was hidden in his coffin. If the man surnamed Tian really didn't know anything about the coffin, I should save him. But if he deceives me again and again, then I will have to leave him to fend for himself. The bubbles under his feet came out of him on his own, he wanted to die, and no one could save him. ”

Jiang Yifeng nodded after hearing this, and he didn't know what to say to me. I only saw his mouth move twice, and then I fell asleep on the bed.

I slept soundly, and when I woke up again, I only saw Jiang Yifeng sitting on the edge of my bed, constantly wiping the sweat on his head, shouting that I slept too hard, and I would no longer be asked to wake up if I said anything in the future.