Extra-"Macho President Don't Cry"
"Hello, hello, I'm happy jingle bell, today is a new beginning, I have come up from the countryside, got on the bus to get ready to go to the market to find a job, because there are many people in the car, I won't talk for the time being, but I can chat with you through text."
Ding Kefu glanced at the number of people online displayed on the screen, there was no one, she was talking to herself from just now. A few months ago, she knew from a chat group that being an anchor was very profitable, and her voice was not too bad, and many people said it was very good, so she started her live broadcast career with the attitude of giving it a try.
Although there were few people at the beginning, she has amazing perseverance, and so far she is also a small anchor with more than 30 fans. She insisted on two hours every day, but under normal times, no one else came in the live broadcast room, Ding Kefu hung and worked, such as washing dishes, mopping the floor, stir-frying, and walking the dog in the live broadcast, and she would go off the air when the live broadcast time reached two hours.
Some people may say that live broadcast is to chat with the little ears who enter the live broadcast room, but if there is no one, who will she talk to, talk to herself too much, she will be thirsty, and there is a bunch of work to do at home, who will solve it. Therefore, she thought of this way of live broadcasting, whether there are little ears coming in or not, she is broadcasting some of her daily life.
I forgot to say that Ding Kefu is a voice live broadcast, not a video live broadcast, she thinks she is not a big beauty, and her facial expression is still a little flawed, if it is really a live broadcast, I am afraid the effect will be even worse. In the early days, there were still a lot of people who came in, and gradually no one came in, maybe they preferred others, Ding Kefu didn't mind this matter, anyway, it was just a part-time job, not her main job. Moreover, I don't know if it's a problem with the age of the mobile phone, the network signal is very poor, and it always starts to get stuck in the middle of the live broadcast.
Ding Kefu is twenty-five years old this year, started working at the age of eighteen, is a social veteran, she bought a new mobile phone for her mother, this is her mother's old mobile phone, how good, it can still be used, it is a pity to throw it away. Congratulations, there was no network disconnection in today's live broadcast.
She stared at her phone for a long time, and it was blank.
"It's still no one, but it's okay, I'll leave a message myself." Ding Kefu may be inferior in wealth, appearance, brain, etc., the only advantage is optimism, even in adversity, she will find a way to entertain herself. A lot of fans pay attention to her because of her personality, and they find her interesting. (Ding Kefu: What's interesting?) )
Happiness jingles - the weather is fine today, and the sun outside the window is very comfortable.
Jingle Bells of Happiness – but the weather forecast says it will rain in the afternoon, so I have my umbrella ready.
Happiness jingle bell - today's purpose is to go to the city to see if there is a job suitable for me, to find a job with food and accommodation, five insurances and one housing fund.
Happiness jingles - hey, the sun is gone, and it has become cloudy.
Yueyue - [Pay attention to safety when you go out, and keep your money and mobile phone.] ]
Someone entered the live broadcast room of [Happy Jingle Bell], Ding Kefu smiled, there was finally a big living person. She whispered to McConn, who was pointing at the headphones, "Hello, can you hear me, I'm on the bus right now." Since there are more people, it is now a matter of speaking in a low voice. ”
Yueyue - [It's a little noisy, but you can hear it.] ]
Happiness jingle bell - that's good, I thought there was no one, and I kept talking to myself.
Yueyue - [I saw it, I thought it was funny, so I didn't bother you.] ]
Ding Kefu puffed out his cheeks, and it was interesting, where was it interesting.
The little boy on the bus pointed to Ding Kefu in front of him and said, "Mom, what is the big sister talking about?" ”
The little boy's mother hurriedly covered the child's mouth to prevent him from saying the wrong thing, "Shhh ”
Yueyue - [That little boy won't talk about you, right?] ]
Happiness jingle bell - embarrassing, it's me. I still typed and chatted and stopped talking, for fear that others would think I was in a bad mental state.
The new little ear didn't stay long and left her live broadcast room, and now it has become Ding Kefu's best again. She used the software to draw a lot of free traffic some time ago, so she was not afraid of excessive live broadcast traffic at all, and there were still a few minutes to the platform in the city center, Ding Kefu kept looking at the mobile phone page in a daze.
[Please note that the central platform of Sadiao City has arrived, please get off the train in an orderly manner, please pay attention to safety when getting off.] ]
Ding Kefu got up from her seat, made sure she hadn't forgotten anything, and started to get out of the car, when her feet stepped on the ground, suddenly someone snatched her small bag. That bag was a birthday present from her mother when she was 20 years old. There is a pattern of a kitten on it, the capacity is not large, it is very small, and there are not many things that can be placed.
Passers-by at the bus stop rubbed their eyes, as if they had just seen a gust of wind drifting by, what was it?
The thief has been eyeing this girl for a long time, she is alone, she has been staring at her phone, her backpack looks bulging, there must be a lot of things in it.
"Give me my bag back, or you're out of luck."
What was that? The thief turned around and found that the girl was following behind him, but he didn't expect her to be so small that she had amazing foot strength. Just kidding, what has already been grabbed, he said that he would not let go of anything.
Ding Kefu's mobile phone has always been in her hands, she forgot one thing, the live broadcast room was not closed. A person came in the live broadcast room, and heard the gust of wind coming from the headphone jack, as well as the roar from Ding Kefu.
Silently - uh, what's going on, I feel like I'm missing 100 million.
Here comes another person.
Little stars don't love big moons - they sound like they're running, the wind is too loud and it's noisy. Walked away.
The thief looked back, and he didn't know when, the girl was already very close to him, "Sister, please don't run away, so I have no face." ”
"Since you have the ability to rob me, why can't you let me run after you."
Silence – what? No way? Robbery? Acting, right?
Lao Zhang (tube) - Ding Dong, I saw that you came in on the live broadcast, hey, you were robbed again! That thief was unlucky.
Silently - brother, take a step to speak, why is it "again"?
The grass on the wall Lao Zhang (tube) - Okay, if you follow the anchor, I will tell you why.
[System Prompt: Silently pay attention to the jingle of happiness]
The grass on the wall Lao Zhang (tube) - Here's the thing (smoking a cigarette), every time Ding Dong goes out to start a live broadcast, he will meet a thief in nineteen, eight or nine, and then be robbed of all kinds of things.
Silently - shouldn't it be said that the anchor is unlucky?
Wall grass Lao Zhang (tube) - No, it's the thief who robbed Jingle Bell is unlucky, because every robber who encounters Jingle Bell is sent to the police station in the end, if you don't believe me, wait to see, wrong, wait to listen. Usually Ding Dong forgets to start the live broadcast himself, and then the live broadcast goes all the way into the police station and comes out.
Silently - are the current anchors so powerful?
Grass on the wall (tube) - No, no, you just happened to meet a person who is not quite normal.
From the perspective of passers-by, the little girl of about 1.57 meters chased the man of about 1.7 meters, the two were very far apart at first, and gradually the little girl caught up with the man, and then jumped up and kicked the man hard, kicking him to the ground.
The whole process is very fast, and in the blink of an eye, the thief has been suppressed by the little girl and clamped with his backhand. Although the little girl is not tall, she has strong explosiveness, she has already stuffed her mobile phone into her pocket when she ran, and the thief knelt on the ground and begged bitterly, "It hurts~, big sister, since you have found your things, it is better to let me go." ”
Ding Kefu took back the bag and finally breathed a sigh of relief, there was a power bank inside, in case the phone was out of power, there was no power bank, where would she charge it. People in the city are relatively stingy, and she was scolded last year for asking for a data cable. "It's not right for you to steal something, why did I let you go."
She pulled her phone out of her pocket, and the LCD screen showed that it had 78 percent power left, but fortunately, it could still be used for a while. Then she slid the screen open and found that the page was live, and oops, she forgot that she was live. The optimistic Ding Kefu immediately accepted the current reality, but fortunately she did not have many fans, and the number of online users was pitiful, so no one would pay attention to this.
The passers-by around saw the little girl chasing the thief, and they all approached her.
Ding Kefu raised his hand, "Has anyone called the police?" ”
A voice came from the crowd, "I called. ”
"Is there anyone with a long rope tied with their hair, if it's free, I'd be more grateful."
An eight-year-old little sister timidly handed out her braided headband, "Sister, can you see this?" ”
Ding Kefu smiled, the length was a little short, "Is there any, give another one." ”
Ten minutes later, when the police arrived at the scene, only a thief holding a tree remained. The thief's hands were tied with the head rope used by the little girl to tie her hair, and the technique was so strict that the thief couldn't move if he wanted to.
Police: "Who called the police?" ”
A passer-by: "It's me." ”
Policeman: "What is the specific situation, can you elaborate?" ”
The thief also wanted to say a few words for himself, but he couldn't make a sound with a note in his mouth.
The policeman who made the record stopped and looked up: "You said that a girl with a height of more than 1.5 meters caught this thief, and then tied him here and ran away by himself." ”
The crowd of onlookers kept nodding, they were also startled, seeing the little girl skillfully tying up the thief, thinking that she had to wait for the police to come, and explain the whole process to the police comrades, who knew that in the blink of an eye, the person would be gone.
Two or three police officers have had a few experiences with this situation, and it can't be that little girl again. The girl named Ding Kefu, every time she entered the city, she would always experience being robbed, and I don't know if she was unlucky or a thief was unlucky, she didn't steal anything, and was sent directly to the bureau.
Ding Kefu, who successfully escaped, was sure that she was no longer in that area, and slowly breathed a sigh of relief, wait, she seemed to have forgotten something important. Take out your phone, swipe the screen, and the battery is 75 percent......
Forget it, it's still live!
"Welcome to the live broadcast room of Happy Jingle Bell, I am the anchor Happy Jingle Bell, today is another beautiful day, the wind is beautiful and the sun is shining."
The little boy not far away pointed to Ding Kefu and asked his mother, "Mom, why does this sister talk to herself?" ”
His mother crouched down and gestured to silence, "Shhh ”
It doesn't matter, Ding Kefu shouldn't have seen it, after all, many people can't understand the difficulties of outdoor voice anchors. She chatted briefly and found that no one else appeared in the live broadcast room, so she closed the live broadcast room with difficulty.
Hey, the live broadcast room without people is really boring, and it's a waste of time to open it.
Ding Kefu has no father, only a mother, and a silly younger brother, since he was a child, his mother has always been paying, Ding Kefu has grown up, and she also wants to use her own ability to support the whole family. The city of Sartia is the closest city to the village of Ding Kefu, and it is hard to imagine the two extremes of life on one side and the opulence on the other.
She will enter Sardia City three to five times a year, and she knows most of the situation inside, originally she thought that the live broadcast could make a little money, but she didn't expect that there was no small money, and the people in the union said that less than 100 yuan would not be allowed to withdraw, but she was a small air anchor, and she usually only let others give some free gifts, and her popularity was sluggish, hahahaha~
Fortunately, she didn't really turn the live broadcast into a full-time job, she didn't have the spare time to keep staring at her phone, counting on others to reward, that kind of thing is only a big guy, it's more reliable to find another place for a little scum like her, but what kind of job are you looking for?
She has to have a day off, because she has to go home to see her mother and brother, and the salary is okay, because she wants to change some new clothes for her mother and brother, and there must be a dormitory at work, so that she can save a lot of money.
It's a two-hour drive from home to the city, and that's not all, and if she doesn't find a job today, she can go to a friend's house for a while, but she has to continue tomorrow.
Ding Kefu looked up at the sky and sighed silently, it was really difficult to find a job. In fact, there are a lot of jobs in her town, but many people there have been beaten by her, and her mother said not to harm others again. Mom also said that there is a big place in the city, and there will be a lot of jobs suitable for her, and there is a little requirement, hoping that she will not fight again in the future.
After a while, Ding Kefu squatted on the side of the road and looked down at the upper of her shoes, she found a lot of places that needed to be recruited, but those people felt that she was not suitable, saying that she was not tall enough, her appearance was not good-looking, and her experience value was too low.
"Life is so hard."
Puff puff~ A voice appeared in Ding Kefu's ears, and the voice stopped and replaced it with a deep male voice, "Little sister, are you okay?" ”
Ding Kefu's eyes were red and tears were falling, "I can't find a job, those people look at me and think I'm not suitable, and then use all kinds of excuses to dissuade me." ”
"What kind of work do you enjoy?" The man's facial features are angular, and his eyes have been staring at Ding Kefu when he speaks, but it gives people a very warm feeling.
Ding Kefu said the conditions set in her heart, and she didn't know why she said such things to a strange man.
"There is a place that suits you very well, you go and take a look, if those people don't believe you, you can directly report the three words of Sha Batian." The man carried a pen and paper with him, and he wrote down the address and his name on a sticky note, and tore it off and handed it to Ding Kefu. "I'm sorry, I may be abrupt, it's a serious industry there, not anything else, you can go and see it first, don't force it. I've got to go beforehand, goodbye. ”
After the man finished speaking, he drove the car away with a puff, Ding Kefu wiped away his tears, and accidentally knocked the zipper on his clothes just now, which hurt a little. She looked at the sticky notes in her hand and pinched her face hard, "It hurts, it doesn't seem to be a dream, that person must be an angel, but he seems to be driving a white tractor?" Could it be that people in the city have been driving tractors lately! ”
Sha Batian drove the tractor home, changed his clothes and went downstairs, he is 1.81 meters tall, he usually wears a suit to work, and he is more casual and unkempt at home. "Dad, did you see my bathroom razor?"
The middle-aged man sitting in the living room pretended to be behind his ears and read the newspaper with a serious face, but the date on the newspaper showed the previous Monday. The middle-aged man had been staring at the situation upstairs just now, forgetting that the other newspaper on the coffee table was today.
"Husband, did you play with your son's razor again?" A middle-aged woman with a gentle temperament stepped out of the kitchen, and she wiped the water droplets on her hands with her apron. Zhao Caihe was born in a scholarly family, and her parents named her poetic, causing others to think that this girl has a good temperament, but in fact, ......
Zhao Caihe walked to the middle-aged man's side, grabbed his ear hard, and took a closer look at the middle-aged man's appearance and Sha Batian's resemblance, "It hurts, wife, you let go first." ”
"Tell you the truth, I'll spare you."
"You didn't say I had a prickly beard, I shaved with my son's razor, who knew about the start switch, that thing suddenly had electric wires, and then it made a squeezing sound, I tried many times and there was no response, I thought it should be hopeless, and threw it in the trash can in the bathroom."
Sha Batian sighed lightly, and he knew that his father had done it, "I didn't find the razor in the trash." ”
"Who said it was your room, the bathroom trash can in our room." Sha Hai raised his head proudly after speaking, and then was knocked on the head by Zhao Caihe. "Wife, you are murdering your husband!"
"Thank you, you appliance killer." Zhao Caihe glanced at Shahai, he had known him for more than thirty years, but no electrical appliance had survived for more than half an hour when he passed through his hands. "You're old, why do you need to use a razor, you can use a kitchen knife in the kitchen!"
"Wife, you, I knew that you had long looked at me unpleasantly, and thought my scumbag was not good-looking." Shahai fell on the sofa crying, and his feet twitched from time to time. Like a fish jumping on land, half dead.
Sha Batian went upstairs into his parents' bedroom, opened their bathroom door, and sure enough, he saw the razor he bought yesterday in the trash can. Sha Batian took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, "Help me bring a razor, remember to go to the back door, don't let my dad see you." ”