Lin Bei walked out of the community, and the sky was already dark.

It's just that I was a little embarrassed when I left.

It's not that what's happening.

Sister Lan just looked at him, smiled, and then lowered her head,

Licked Lin Bei......

The saliva still smells of flesh!

Then Sister Lan actually returned to her room like this, without a trace of movement.

It's like sleepwalking, but he can't figure it out, who sleepwalks will run up and rummage through the refrigerator to eat raw meat?

Sister Lan went back to the room and didn't come out again, so Lin Bei took the opportunity to slip away.

But before leaving, he also took one of Sister Lan's clothes, after all, he couldn't leave naked or wrapped around a bath towel, right?

Sister Lan is not a loser in clothing design, her taste is not to be said, any piece of clothing is special......

Feminine!

Of course, it is difficult to find a man's clothes from a woman who lives alone.

Lin Bei passed by a car parked on the side of the road and took a look at himself.

The melon seed face, there is a kind of feminine beauty between the upright facial features, and the only drawback is that the lips are a little less bloody.

Lin Bei had a plan, ran to the door of someone else's house, rubbed his fingers on the bright red couplet, and then wiped it on his lips.

Since it's a women's clothing boss, let's pretend to be a little bit!

Otherwise, it would be bad for others to recognize him as a pervert in women's clothes.

After rubbing for a few rounds, the red lips and jade face are charming.

This is even more incredible!

It's a pity that only Lin Bei himself can appreciate this kind of charm.

After all, there will be no hooligans whistling at him in the early morning!

However, there is a pair of mothers-in-law and grandchildren passing by, and they should go out to buy vegetables as soon as possible.

The granddaughter held by the old woman kept looking at Lin Bei, and she didn't move her eyes.

The old woman spoke: "What are you looking at?" ”

The granddaughter said innocently: "That sister ...... Why doesn't she have a grandmother? ”

The old woman reproached: "Don't look! I won't be able to grow it after seeing you! ”

The granddaughter is still naïve: "Will I grow in the future?" ”

"Yes, definitely!"

"Hmmm! It's definitely bigger than that sister! ”

The mother-in-law and grandson left with a smile and a smile.

Lin Bei originally wanted to complain: What's wrong with Lao Tzu without a grandmother? Lao Tzu needs grandma?

But I was caught by a burst of fragrance.

Bun!

Or meat buns!

It seems that the soul and the body have become very deeply connected, the sense of smell has been restored, but the sensation is stronger,

It's hungry!

I'm hungry and I feel like I haven't eaten in more than ten years!

But it is true that Lin Bei's corpse has relied on the culture medium of the system to maintain its activity for more than ten years, and it really did not take the initiative to eat.

Lin Bei endured hunger, figured out where this was as soon as possible, and then came to a residential building not far away,

Come to the door of a room,

Find a key under the carpet,

Open the door

Get in

Close the door.

In one go, it seems like this kind of thing has been done countless times.

The house is a simple one-bedroom apartment, and it seems that the owner of the house heard the sound of the door opening, woke up from a deep sleep, and opened the door to come out.

The owner of the house was a middle-aged man in his forties, and he saw that there was a woman in his house, and she looked like a beautiful woman!

The middle-aged man was a little confused.

"You...... Who are you and how did you get into my house? ”

Lin Bei glanced at him, didn't answer, walked directly to the refrigerator and opened the refrigerator, and found that it was a sandwich that should have been leftover from last night.

If it was normal, even if he hadn't eaten for a day, he wouldn't look down on the leftovers, but now he wasn't ordinary hungry, and he felt that even if it was overdue, he would have to stuff it in his mouth!

"Oh! I get it! Immortal Jump! Your accomplice is out there, right? If you don't leave me again, call the police! The middle-aged man said and took out his mobile phone.

"Your Immortal Jump still brings door-to-door service?"

After Lin Bei finished speaking, he bit the sandwich and walked over, snatched the other party's mobile phone, entered the password to unlock it, ordered a takeout, paid, and entered the payment password.

The middle-aged man was even more confused, looking at this beauty's operation, it was the same as using her own mobile phone!

"Beauty...... Who are you? ”

Lin Bei glanced at the middle-aged man and threw the phone back to him:

"You're still so naïve, can't you tell I'm a man when you hear the voice?"

As soon as he heard that it was a man, the middle-aged man clenched his fists, if it was a beauty, he might still pity the jade, but it was a man, and he was still a pervert in women's clothes! You're welcome!

The middle-aged man said coldly: "I don't care who you are, if you don't leave immediately, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless, I'll tell you, I ......"

Before the middle-aged man finished speaking, Lin Bei directly opened his mouth and continued:

"A black belt in karate, once kicked a person to death, went to prison and squatted for eight years, was ruthless in his hands, and killed people without blinking...... Is that right? ”

The middle-aged man was stunned again: "You...... How do you know I'm going to say this? ”

"Huh!" Lin Bei gave him a roll of his eyes.

He is too familiar, there are a few pounds and taels of this goods, and he knows better than this goods!

At this time, the middle-aged man's mobile phone rang, and when he looked at the number, he hurriedly borrowed it: "Hey? Yeah! It's me, it's my ......."

The middle-aged man laughed with him, and Lin Bei took his mobile phone out at once, and then hung up directly!

"What are you going to do! He's my client! The middle-aged man roared angrily, shouting that the house was about to shake.

Lin Bei took a bite of the sandwich and said while eating, "What time is it?" ”

"Seven, what's wrong?!" The middle-aged man glared at Lin Bei.

"It's only seven o'clock, the customer is looking for you, that means he wants the goods, and he is in a hurry, and he only has you as a channel at present, and you are still using your fart to stammer? Everything I taught you was eaten by dogs? ”

The middle-aged man was stunned and said, "Then what should I do?" ”

Lin Bei returned the phone to him and gently spit out a word: "Wait!" ”

Soon, the phone rang again.

When the middle-aged man wanted to pick it up again, Lin Bei said, "Hang up!" ”

Middle-aged men's conditioned reflex generally hangs up directly.

Then I was even more puzzled in my heart: "You ......"

"Dog, don't you recognize me?" Lin Bei replied calmly.

"Impossible! My master is long dead! The middle-aged man jumped up.

Lin Bei sighed: "Whether you believe it or not, I am indeed Lin Bei, I don't need to pretend to be a dead person, I am alive, but I am no longer me!" ”

When Lin Bei said this, he secretly felt a little refreshed in his heart, just like a master in a novel, who would not die in a catastrophe, and then came back with a stunt and killed the Quartet!

When the middle-aged man called him "Dog" in Lin Bei, he already believed it, because this nickname was only known to his master.

Thinking of the password of the mobile phone and the tone of his voice, he was already convinced in his heart that the women's clothing boss in front of him was his master!

Just said it couldn't be, just because,

His worldview has collapsed,

And completely smashed!

"Smack!"

There was a crisp sound, and a slap mark appeared on Lin Bei's white and tender face.

"What are you doing!" Lin Bei was in pain and said angrily.

The dog stared at his hand and muttered, "It's not a dream! ”

"You want to know if you dream or not, hit yourself!"

"It hurts!"

"It's not stupid at this time......"

The dog was overjoyed and hugged Lin Bei: "Great! Master is really you! ”

Lin Bei is glad that this apprentice is a bit silly, if he is smarter, it will be a little difficult to convince him!

"Dididi!" At this time, the dog's cell phone rang.

Here comes the information!

When the dog saw it, his expression became a little ugly, and he asked Lin Beidao: "It's a customer, he scolds!" ”

Lin Bei finished eating half a sandwich, although he was still hungry, but at least the hunger was not so strong!

Roll up your sleeves,

Dry back!