Chapter 101 A bloody case caused by a fart
Fart, stinky or not, it must stink, but that's just a human fart, and there is a limit to the smell, and it will pass after holding your breath for thirty or forty seconds. But the yellow fart, but it stinks to a new height, and it stinks to a new level.
This is like eating a spicy fragrant pot, people's farts are slightly spicy, and yellow-skinned farts are extra spicy, super spicy, and invincible spicy.
"Holy shit."
Before the yellow smoke spread in front of us, the stinking smell made my head dizzy instantly, and I immediately covered my nose when I wanted to vomit, and stepped back, "Retreat, retreat, it's too stinky, it's too stinky." ”
"Whew!"
The white butterfly and the black butterfly spit out directly, and with tears in his eyes, he covered his nose and retreated to my side, panting and hurriedly shouted, "Run, run, it's too stinky, it's too stinky." ”
"This, this Nima's, hey!"
The white butterfly vomited again.
The smell continues to spread.
"I'm fucking."
I held the white butterfly, and didn't care about our bags, just ran with one word, "Hurry up, hurry up." Holding the white butterfly and dragging the black butterfly, he escaped more than 100 meters before he dared to exhale loudly.
But it still stinks.
"Clothes, clothes are full of stink, it stinks."
The smell of rotten food, and the full stench, combined with other foul-hearted tastes, multiplied by ten is the taste of the weasel's fart.
The absolute top.
"I'm a god, this Nima is really a god of shit."
"Invincible."
I can't wait to strip naked and throw it away.
It was a little contaminated, and people were so dizzy that they couldn't stand it, "Huang Daxian, it's really Huang Tai Sin, it's amazing, it's a fart that tops the Peach Blossom Fairy Forest just now." ”
"It's worse than that, my head is dizzy, my temples are buzzing, and if I react a little slower, I may end up stinking to death."
"That's right, if you're wrapped in that puff of yellow smoke, it's stinking to death."
As soon as I think about it.
The white butterfly and the black butterfly held on to the tree and retched, "Don't say it, don't say it, I feel sick when I hear the word fart now." ”
"I'm fucking the same."
Wave your hand and de-smell.
What about me, looking back and forth, I'm afraid that Wong Tai Sin is chasing after me, if it's a fart, then we will be in a catastrophe, "The ability of these five immortals is really not what it should be, it seems that I still feel like I still have a face, but I don't let us pass, if you move it seriously, hum, we are close to farting just now, we will definitely die." ”
I looked at the mountain beam from afar, it was close at hand, but I didn't know whether to go or not.
Somewhat discouraged.
The main thing is that the power of this fart is too rebellious, the lethality is too strong, and the absolute weapon of mass destruction is a little scary.
Tinima's upset, nausea, and want to vomit.
When I think about it, my head hurts, but the question is, what about the flower butterfly, I can't help but look for it, "Don't be dead, that's troublesome." ”
I gritted my teeth and thought of a solution.
A little bit of the smell dissipated.
The white butterfly asked me with a flushed face, "What should I do, one level is more difficult than the other, the yellow skin just now must have converged, if you run in front of us and fart, then it's over." ”
"Yes, it must be you who sent the pearl for the night to give you some face, and you don't want to hurt anyone."
"I can see it, but the problem is that the flower butterfly can't find anyone, which is not good."
"That's just as well."
The second daughter also lost the spirit just now, she was hit, her head was dizzy by the fart, her physical strength also decreased, and she sat down.
But now the problem is that the flower butterfly is gone, and there were four of us when we came, and we couldn't go back to three people, so we hesitated there.
“•••••”
No one was talking.
Knowing that they are advancing, other hometowns will also take action, and these five immortals are just blocking us, not trying to kill us, one by one.
"Bump!" With a bang, I smashed the tree and said, "The flower butterfly must be saved, most of the people are in their old nest and ancient temple, and they still have to go." Now it seems that it is definitely not possible for you to go, the five immortals have said, and it is very clear that if I need it in the future, I can come, and it is you who they are guarding against, so it should be fine for me to go alone. ”
"You're going alone?!"
The second daughter was stunned, "This, this is too dangerous." ”
"Yes, the three of you and I are already weak, if we are separated and broken by each of them, it will be even more difficult."
"No, even if you and I are together, it seems that they are not the opponents of the five immortals, not to mention that this is still their territory, people can't come out, even if you two still have the ability to lower your head, but you are still fighting in the air, and you can't beat them, so it's the same whether you separate or not, all you have to do is wait for me in place, I'll take a look."
I gritted my teeth and said, "You can't see the Night Pearl, I'll try to get the flower butterfly back." ”
"Pearl of the Night!?"
This time I came to come for the night pearl, if I make trouble in the end, I make such a circle, and I can't see it, so I naturally regret it and am unwilling.
But that's what happened at this point.
The three of us are moving forward, and the five immortals will definitely make a move, and the next one according to the ranking of the five immortals should be the white fairy hedgehog.
Maybe it's going to kill someone, so it's better for me to go alone.
"You're right, it doesn't make much sense if we don't separate, but the question is, is it safe for you to go? These family immortals are powerful, they can perceive people's hearts, and they know that we are not at ease and don't let us pass, but if you come with us, don't do anything to you, when you are alone, we can't help if we want to. ”
White Butterfly thought about it thoughtfully, and her little white hand grabbed my arm, "You've thought about it." ”
“•••••”
The five immortals said that a thousand ways and ten thousand are still beasts, and the thinking of beasts is not something that people can understand, and the night pearl is very important, so maybe it really started on me.
But when Huang Pizi wrote it himself, if I needed it, they would give it to me, yes, I didn't ask for it, I feel that I am still human, and I should give a few thin noodles.
And they can perceive people's hearts, so they also know that my reverence for the Night Pearl is definitely not what I want to have, if I want to have it, I wouldn't be so obedient to them at the beginning.
“••••••”
I thought about it for a while, but nodded through gritted teeth, "Let's do it, I still have to go, I feel that they have no ill will towards me, I am very sure of this." ”
"This •••••"
The white butterfly and the black butterfly looked at each other and had to agree, "Okay, since you have faith, then you go, we will listen to you and wait in place." ”
"Here you go."
Black Butterfly gave me his dagger, "Your kung fu is better than mine, you take it, it's more useful than me." ”
"No, taking it will cause the disgust of the five immortals, so let's defend yourself."
I smiled happily and patted my second daughter's shoulder, "Don't worry, I'll go back as soon as I go." He strode towards the mountain beam.
"Be careful, Brother Wind."
The white butterfly waved goodbye.
Black Butterfly pursed her lips, "Don't be so sensual, little one, I believe you." He clenched his fists.
"I believe in myself, too."
Haha smiled, also clenched his fists, and walked towards the mountain beam, without distractions, and without looking left and right, I know that the five immortals don't want to die, otherwise they would have killed us a long time ago, so it is unlikely that the flower butterfly will die.
Most of them were caught.
I smiled and shouted as I walked, "Five seniors, I, I'm here alone, don't hurt me, let's talk about it, I can borrow the Night Pearl, you won't go back on your word, I'm just going to find my friends now, five seniors, please help." ”
Muttered over and over again.
As a result, when I arrived at Shanliang, I didn't encounter anything, and I was relieved in my heart, and overlooking it, the ancient house and ancient temple appeared in my field of vision.
It's still the same, nothing has changed.
"I'm coming."
Follow the mountain beam and go down.
As a result, I walked and walked, and when I arrived near the mountainside, I saw a white shadow flashing, which startled me, "The white fairy is also here." "Increased vigilance.
As a result, this time not only the white immortals appeared, but all the five immortals appeared.
Lined up in turn, the five immortals, mainly Wong Tai Sin, blocked my route, looking at me with blazing eyes, slightly and nervously.
"Five seniors, juniors, I have a courtesy here."
I said politely first, trembling in my heart, afraid of being attacked, and said, "I definitely didn't come this time for the night pearl, we have already known that we are wrong, we want to find my friend back, and ask the five seniors to hand her over for the sake of my help, she is just an ordinary person, what effect can it have on you, why don't you be a good person?" ”
"Squeak!" "Squeak!"
The five immortals looked at me and shouted.
I didn't know what they meant, but I wondered if they must have written.
As a result, this time I thought wrong, Huang Pizi twisted his buttocks, and suddenly, "Poof! With a bang, yellow smoke came out and wrapped me directly.
"Fuck me!"
I burst into tears in an instant, "Wow!" "Wow!" Down, the feeling of suffocation came up, "Tainyima stinks." "All five senses are out of order, and the smell directly blows down my senses.
The first thought was to run quickly, but it was dizzy that made my feet weak, and I fell in front of the dark, and the last thought was, this fart is really against the sky, and I fainted directly, not a fart, this is your mother's gas bomb.