The students in the second year of Shanhe Middle School began to study in the evening, and the students who were a little far away from home needed to live on campus. The so-called living on campus is actually renting a house near the school - Shanhe Middle School is short of funds, including the funds for building dormitories, of course.

The school did not have a cafeteria, and students bought food from a canteen run by a teacher in the school. Zeng Fan was considered to have caught up with the good time, and the cafeteria was built in the second year of junior high school, as if the first batch of people to take the college entrance examination after the resumption of the college entrance examination made the people who had graduated from Shanhe Middle School red.

It's a pity that Shanhe Middle School has been slamming the door as always, and the hastily built canteen has shrunk greatly, and the area is not as large as the toilet in the corner of the playground. But it also makes sense, everyone has to go to the toilet, but not everyone goes to the cafeteria to eat.

The cafeteria also seemed to know that it was too small, like the corrupt official's little wife hiding in the golden house, as if it was unsightly, hidden behind a row of teachers' dormitories, not far from the teacher's toilet - Shanhe Middle School built a toilet at the foot of the mountain not far from the teacher's dormitory for the convenience of teachers. But some students didn't believe in this evil and went to the teacher's toilet without permission, but they were caught by the principal.

It's also bad luck for this person, the male teacher's toilet has a total of three pits, and there were already two teachers who accounted for two at that time, and this guy who didn't know whether to live or die also occupied the last pit, so that the principal who came in had no pit to squat. There is a teacher who is used to giving up his seat to the leader, and when he sees the principal coming in, he is about to get up, and he realizes that the situation is not right halfway, so he quickly sits down again, and says to the principal: "I'm done, I'm done, I'll make room for you right away."

When has the principal ever encountered the embarrassment of not having a seat to sit on, and the toilet is not good! Poor student was recognized by the principal before he finished pulling, and his pants had just been put on, and his hand had already grabbed his ear. The principal scolded the current students for having no rules, and even had to go to the teacher's toilet, which was really lawless. After being kicked twice by the principal in the buttocks, the student was also punished to stand under the national flag for a class to reflect on his mistakes.

When Zeng Fan went to the school cafeteria for the first time, the cafeteria had been built for a long time. Before arriving at the cafeteria, Zeng Fan had already seen many students carrying bowls in various unbelievable movements, and these people were all standing to eat because they had no place to sit.

Zeng Fan couldn't eat standing up, so he had to buy a few steamed buns, planning to eat at the back of the cafeteria, a little farther away from the teacher's toilet. Unexpectedly, there were already people behind them, two students, a man and a woman. The two of them shared a bowl of rice and seemed to be measuring the distance between each other with their respective noses. Zeng Fan was directly treated as air by the two, and he also avoided embarrassment. He was about to leave when he suddenly heard one of them say, "I'm going to eat you." ”

Zeng Fan fled in a hurry, and there was still a faint sound of "cannibalism" behind him. He had heard the Chinese teacher talk about "beautiful and delicious", but he didn't expect to meet this person today, not only did he treat Xiuse as a meal, but he really wanted to eat Xiuse. In the end, I could only sigh at the old man's "upside down" sentence: "The ancients were honest and did not deceive." ”

Evening self-study has to go from 7:30 to 10:30, what makes Zeng Fan happiest is the middle break stage, going to the toilet and passing by the third class classroom, you can look at An Xue outside the window, and sometimes you can even pass by her outside.

The most exciting part of the self-study last night was to watch Li Dabiao and the school's electrician battle wits and courage. In fact, Zeng Fan didn't want to stay in the dark classroom, he still attended classes, but he preferred to watch the powerful electrician master busy around.

Li Dabiao often failed physics, but his knowledge of electricity was enough to give the electrician a headache. Li Dabiao has a deep understanding of the essence of guerrilla warfare, and he changes places with one shot, draws a fuse today, insulates the fuse with glue tomorrow, and simply cuts the wires hidden in the depths of the roof the day after tomorrow.

Li Dabiao's most successful guerrilla warfare was the one before the political evening self-study, which could be called a "great victory at the level of the pass." That time, he broke the wires in several very secret places in a row, and the injured electrician took an electric pen and a flashlight to look for it in the middle of the night, and when he finished it, the evening self-study was almost over.

The electrician naturally did not believe that circuit failure was always in love with Class 4 of the second year of junior high school, and later refused to step into the classroom of Class 4. It wasn't until Li Dabiao didn't want to play anymore that the classroom of Class 4 finally had light. So Li Dabiao got another well-known nickname, Li Muming.

However, the political teacher's evening self-study class is still like China during the warlord war, which is dark. The new political teacher in the second year of junior high school has indeed brought a lot of "darkness" to the fourth class, either the shirt is tied with the wrong button, or the trouser leg is tucked into the socks, and he likes to come to the classroom early in the morning to monitor the students' endorsements, which makes people wonder if he doesn't have to sleep after his wife runs away from home.

Where there is darkness, there is light, and the political teacher is the one who "makes people known for his faintness". The political teacher carried forward the spirit of "a spark can start a prairie fire" and calmly instructed everyone to buy candles, but as a result, many people made the mistake of right-leaning escapism - they went home over the school wall.

At this time, a student sitting in the first row disturbed the morale of the army, saying that he had no money to buy candles. The depressed political teacher was like grabbing a life-saving punching bag, punching and kicking the student, shouting as he went: "Tell you to run!" Tell you not to study! "When some people run, he runs; Some people didn't run, and he had to be beaten.

At this time, Li Dabiao and Jiang Jianguo may be hiding in a corner of the playground and drinking, drinking a bottle of Erguotou for 5 yuan; It's hard to say, Ma Tao and Liu Jianxiong are also there. Of course, Zeng Fan would not have any good feelings about this kind of behavior, because Zeng Fan once went to ask them for wine, but they didn't leave even a drop.

After the passionate beating, the political teacher came back to his senses, and he inevitably felt guilty, apologized seriously to the student who was beaten, sincerely begged for his forgiveness, and even begged for his own pocket, and bought candles for the students who did not bring money.

Although it is difficult for a political teacher to appear in the classroom in a neatly dressed manner, he always seems to be nervous, but he is extremely sensitive to current affairs and politics, and he can memorize several political books in his hand. The political teacher has a son who is in elementary school, and the students know about it, but few people know about his wife.

There are many versions of the story about the wife of a political teacher, and some say that she couldn't stand the neuroticism of the political teacher and ran away from home. Some people have seen the political teacher and his wife quarrel in the dormitory, and even said the content of the quarrel, saying that the political teacher scolded his wife: "Go, divorced!" I'll find an eighteen when I'm done! ”

Zeng Fan naturally didn't believe the content of these entertainment gossip magazines, but some rumors from senior students were true. Including a time when a political teacher wore leather shoes to kick a student, but the person did not kick it, but the leather shoes flew up to the roof. Later, someone came out to refute the rumors: some leather shoes flew out, but they didn't fly to the roof. Although the classrooms at Shanhe Middle School are all bungalows, it is expected that the political teachers will not have the ability to kick their leather shoes on the roof.

The most reliable story Zeng Fan heard about the political teacher was revealed by Jiang Jianguo. The reason was that Jiang Jianguo made trouble in politics class and was called by his political teacher to endorse him. After Jiang Jianguo once again did not recite the content of "one center, two basic points", the political teacher finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he immediately dismantled the only bench he had, and beat him with the legs and legs of the bench.

Jiang Jianguo said that he was so frightened that he jumped around in the political teacher's dormitory, and accidentally jumped into the pot on the ground, and the dirty water in the pot splashed out at once. Unexpectedly, the political teacher suddenly stopped beating people again, and began to work hard to educate him ideologically and let him study hard.

Although Jiang Jianguo went back unharmed after that, the seeds of revenge were still planted in his heart. For a long time after that, Jiang Jianguo often squatted on the way home from school for his son, a political teacher, and forced him to call his father's name. Obviously, the kid didn't think it was a big deal to call his father's name, and after a few slaps, he obediently shouted.

Although the political teacher is a little nervous, he is still very good for students who love to learn. He often asked students to go to his dormitory to endorse books, but he never asked Zeng Fan to go; Even if Zeng Fan looked for it himself, he wouldn't let Zeng Fan speak. The political teacher deeply criticized Zeng Fan's self-interested behavior, saying that he should give more opportunities to his classmates who can't catch up with his studies, although these opportunities have made many people greet his whole family cordially behind his back.

Zeng Fan once again almost verified Jiang Jianguo's description of the political teacher. That afternoon he was so thirsty that he went to the political teacher's dormitory to ask for water. The political teacher received him very warmly, and just as the teacher poured him water, he quickly glanced at the furnishings in the dormitory, and then he saw the gas stove full of oil smoke and the pot in Jiang Jianguo's mouth, but this time the pot was not placed on the ground. Looking at the thick dirt on the mouth of the cup, Zeng Fan really couldn't swallow this water, so he used to drink water in an open place, so he took the water out and poured it secretly.