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Ma Tao and others were finally discovered by the head teacher, although the head teacher's addiction to smoking was greater than anyone else's. The teacher, who didn't usually like to talk much, just had them lie in a row on the windowsill and hit each of them seven or eight times in the ass. The head teacher's tool for beating people is local materials - a small shovel used to shovel coal, and the shovel was bent several times in the process of beating, but he straightened it and continued to fight, and this little thing still bothered him.

But compared with the physics teacher, the head teacher still has less sense of humor and physics knowledge, and every time the physics teacher beats someone, he always intimately bakes the small shovel on the stove before hitting it, for fear that the cold shovel in winter will ice into the hands of the students - he never spanks. The person who is beaten does not have to worry about getting burned at all, and the temperature of the shovel is always just right, just like the hot milk prepared by the mother, which is always just right. After the beating, the student's hands became hot, red and swollen.

Although they were beaten, no one complained about the head teacher, and they were happy, because it at least proved that the head teacher still cared about them. Although Ma Tao and Liu Jianxiong felt that the head teacher beat them out of concern for them, they did not want the head teacher to give them too much care.

After the beatings, they always set up two guard posts when they smoked in the classroom, so that even if the head teacher entered the classroom and found it smoky, there was no evidence of their smoking, which had long since been reduced to ashes in the fire.

What is rare is that the IQ of Ma Tao and others is also improving day by day in the battle of wits with the head teacher. Later, they stopped setting up sentry posts, because they found that the head teacher always went out in the evening when he was not in class, and sometimes came back very late. They began to observe the head teacher's dormitory, and if the lights in his house were off, it meant that he had gone out and could swallow the clouds; If the lights are on, be careful.

It's a pity that they haven't watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and don't know the "Empty City Plan". Sometimes the head teacher is obviously in the dormitory, but he has to turn off the lights; Sometimes it's clear that I'm going out, but the lights are on. False and real, so that these smokers can't figure out whether the head teacher is in the house or not, and they are often caught by the head teacher who came out of nowhere when they smoke. I had no choice but to accept the care of the head teacher again.

The head teacher's concern is always very real, and he never cuts corners, which he himself calls "iron pancakes". There were a few times when Ma Tao was caught, and a few times it was someone else's turn. Later, they got together to compare who ate the most cakes, and Ma Tao finally won the championship by a narrow margin of four shovels.

Catching up on classes during the winter break can be hard for anyone to bear, especially when firecrackers sound from time to time outside the school. Later, Zeng Fan went to school in the south, and although there was no sound of firecrackers around the university, the commotion caused by the news of the holidays one after another by the students in the north was no less than the sound of firecrackers. At this time, Zeng Fan will think of Jiang Jianguo.

Jiang Jianguo is one of the few people in the school who can bring the excitement that is only available outside the school during the upcoming Chinese New Year into the school, and of course Fu Qiang. Fu Qiang just put a few firecrackers and two or three earth-shattering thunderbolts in the corner of the playground, but Jiang Jianguo put the firecrackers into the classroom, of course, only in political class.

What provided convenience for Jiang Jianguo was a hole in the back door of the fourth class classroom, which was the size of an egg, and the head teacher often secretly observed the situation in the classroom through this hole. Jiang Jianguo also saw the head teacher with his hands in his pants pockets coming over through this hole more than once, and at this time he would always give a warning, like a conscientious scout. Later, the eyes of the head teacher and Jiang Jianguo met here: when the two of them each brought their eyes close to the hole, they also found that there was also a pair of eyes next to the door panel, and the incredulity in each other's eyes. However, this time Jiang Jianguo escaped the attention of the head teacher.

During the political class, Jiang *** lit a firecracker and calmly pushed it out of the hole in the back door. After a cannon rang out outside the back door, the people in the classroom would immediately lift their spirits, as if they had just realized that the Chinese New Year was coming! The political teacher is like a monk who recites scriptures, blindly lecturing.

The accident came from Jiang Jianguo's mistake. That time, he lit a firecracker as usual, but he didn't expect that the master who made this firecracker was deserting at that time and added more ** to the lead, causing it to burn very quickly. Before Jiang Jianguo could push it out of the hole, the firecracker exploded. Fortunately, Jiang Jianguo and A

Ybody often regretted playing chess, and practiced extraordinary reaction speed, so that his fingers were not blown up, but only blackened.

Firecrackers exploded directly in the classroom, and even the political "old monks" who were "chanting scriptures" could not settle down. When the political teacher came to the back door, he only saw Jiang Jianguo, who was pale. Jiang Jianguo was like an actor, and stammered, "Someone threw firecrackers in through the back door, and I was almost blown up." After saying that, it seemed that he had to wipe his tears. When the political teacher, like the suspicious Cao Cao, was thinking about whether to trust his students, Ma Tao couldn't help it and laughed out loud, and the laughter was as ugly as ever.

Ma Tao's laughter successfully diverted the attention of the political teacher and gave the teacher the opportunity to step down, and then Ma Tao received the teacher's reward - two sonorous and powerful slaps. At this time, Ma Tao couldn't laugh anymore, and even tears were about to fall. Ma Tao felt that he was very aggrieved, but it was useless - everyone who was beaten by a political teacher felt aggrieved - at this time it was the best choice to keep his mouth shut. It wasn't until Ma Tao, who did a clothing business, that he understood that this was called timely stop loss.

When Ma Tao wanted to take revenge on his political teacher, he felt that he needed to cooperate with Jiang Jianguo. Regarding Ma Tao's arrival, Jiang Jianguo neither welcomed nor refused.

Jiang Jianguo and Ma Tao finally sat in the seats by the back door, and they decided to adopt the tactics of attacking the west. Ma Tao shot and Jiang Jianguo fired. Ma Tao's weapon was a small plastic gun as a prize for buying a dollar snack. The gun is of no real use, except that when the trigger is pulled, it makes a crisp sound, similar to the sound of a firecracker exploding.

In politics class, Ma Tao hid a plastic pistol in his desk, pulled the trigger, and made a noise to attract the teacher's attention. Every time the political teacher came down from the podium - every time he walked extremely fast - the gun had already reached Jiang Jianguo's hand. Looking at the political teacher's fruitless appearance, Ma Tao was very proud, and he felt a sense of pleasure after revenge.

Later, the political teacher still found out about Ma Tao and Jiang Jianguo's trick, and after he searched Ma Tao's desk, he raided Jiang Jianguo's desk, and he finally found the evil plastic pistol in this criminal desk. Jiang Jianguo refused to admit that he had pulled the trigger, and the political teacher had subdued many students, but he had no choice but to educate Jiang Jianguo: "You are so old, why are you still playing with children's toys, throw them away, and listen to the class." Jiang Jianguo was also very cooperative, and immediately showed that the prodigal son turned back and changed his past.