Chapter 340: Don't Call Me Xiaochen
Don't call me Xiaochen. ”
Chai Er said sullenly, he was lying in the middle, speaking in a low voice, word by word, as if knocking on a person's eardrum.
The official laughed out loud, "Why can't you call Xiaochen?" Although I am not very capable, I have to be protected by you since I was a child, but how to say, I am also an elder brother, you are a younger brother, why can't my brother be called younger brother Xiaochen? ”
"When you were young, when you asked for candy behind my buttocks, you always called my brother with a milky voice, so I touched your head and said, Xiaochen, if you call me brother a few more words, I will give you candy to eat!"
Chai Youchen coughed a few times and covered his eyes with the back of his hand.
"It's really, it's so raw, what do you say about old things, your face is lost!"
The official stretched out his hand, hesitated for a moment, and finally touched Chai Youchen's head again, he thought about it, got up half of his body again, and touched Xie Jingyi's head.
"I'm sorry, because of me, because of my out-of-tune daddy, let the two of you suffer a lot of bad things. I didn't have a mother, and at that time, I was very envious of other people who had a mother. also secretly went to the eldest princess's mansion with Xiaochen. ”
"My aunt treats me very kindly, but she is very cold to Xiaochen. At that time, I understood the difference between my mother and my mother. Xiaochen is also like me, only a mother, no mother. ”
Chai Youchen took his hand down, "It's all said, don't call me Xiaochen." Are you idle tonight? Chen Ge was saved? You weren't right before. We can't decide where we come from or how we want to get there, but we can decide where we want to go and how we want to go. ”
"Mother or mother. It's all just for children. Now that you have grown up, the whole Da Chen, the person who has the least time to be sad and sad, and the person who is the least qualified to stop and say frustrating words, is you. ”
When the official family heard this, he was immediately annoyed, "Ah Yi, you see, there is no one who can pour cold water better than him!" His heart must have been made of stinky stone in a pit, cold and hard! I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm going to die! ”
"Starving, starving, I'm starving!"
"Xiao Chen hates to death, Xiao Chen hates to death, I hate Xiao Chen the most!"
Xie Jingyi chuckled.
Chai Youchen snorted, "I said don't call me Xiaochen." Are you a three-year-old? If you talk like this, you are not afraid of being heard by the ministers and laughing at you. ”
As he spoke, he paused, and his tone softened a little, "Only one day of rest today, only one day of weakness!" ”
The official smiled, his eyes were bright, like stars in the sky.
He put his hands behind his head, looked at the stars in the sky, and hummed softly, "Of course, I swore to Xiaochen you!" ”
Xie Jingyi closed his eyes, "I'll hum a tune for you, it's a country tune, I think it's very good." ”
As she spoke, she gently hummed the leaf tune that Uncle Xie taught her to blow at the beginning, and there were no leaves here, but it didn't prevent her from humming it.
The voice of Jiangnan people is gentle.
Xie Jingyi's cold has not healed, and he has a somewhat nasal voice, which sounds more and more soft, like a spring breeze blowing on his face, and like A-Niang's warm hands.
At the end of the song, none of the three spoke.
After a long while, Xie Jingyi asked, "Shouldn't you be asleep?" ”
"No, I'm about to fall asleep. Ayi is so good, why did she fall in love with Xiaochen? Look at it, his face is like a coffin plank, and everyone looks like he owes him 100,000 gold. When I was a child, I was still very cute and loved to laugh! ”
"It's really not looking good the longer it gets! Let's talk about temper, my God, there is no one in the world with a bigger temper than him, he even dares to roar the emperor! And rolled his eyes at the emperor! Not only that, do you know Ouyang Xianggong? ”
"Tsk, that's a thousand-year-old fox who has become a spirit! You say how fat he is so bold, he even glares at the old vixen! What's more, by the way, it's still picking! I'm going to die! On my birthday, others gave me mountains of gold and silver, treasures of ten thousand years. ”
"Guess what this door-slamming guy is sending? Get a bowl of longevity noodles! Ayi Ayi, you haven't seen it, you can't even afford to find a cook, make it yourself, that side, thick like my little finger, thin like hair...... Just by listening to this description, you know how unpalatable it is! ”
"It's not gentle at all, and it doesn't make people happy, he doesn't know what it is! Speaking of this, I am angry, because because of him, even the wind with me is bad. ”
"Last time, I squatted in the imperial garden, and I heard a little palace maid talking, saying that I and him are true lovers, but because of the world, we can't be together, and I also said that although I have three thousand beauties in the harem, I am actually not favored by any of them, all because I want to guard Chai Er like jade!"
"Ayi Ayi, tell me, are those people blind! Deaf! That week, the princes of Youwang Beacon Fire Opera, also because Bao Xi is a beauty! Where am I wrong, what fascinates me, why not a vixen who captivates the country and the city, if it is a piece of wood! ”
"It's too much! By the way, Ayi Ayi, why did you fall in love with Chai Er? It's a mystery for the ages! ”
Chai Youchen listened and said coldly, "Vixen, fascinate you? It turns out that you are happy with Ouyang Xianggong! ”
When the official family heard this, he almost didn't choke on his saliva, he sat up with a bone, "When did I say that?" It's just terrifying! ”
Chai Youchen's eyelids moved slightly, "You said it yourself, Ouyang Xianggong is a thousand-year-old fox who has become a spirit!" ”
He said, chuckling softly.
The official family was dumbfounded, "Don't say it again, I have details in my head!" If I think about it again, I will never be able to look at Ouyang Xianggong again! ”
Xie Jingyi laughed.
The official also laughed, "So, why?" Ayi! ”
Xie Jingyi thought for a while, "Maybe, the coffin has a good face, I caused trouble outside, so I took him out to scare people!" It's good to have a big temper, but I also have a big temper, and I unilaterally slaughtered my husband, which made me unbearable. ”
"Alas, the most important thing is that I am worried about the king and save the two of you from a precarious reputation!"
The official laughed for a long time.
"Xiaochen Xiaochen, you have a poisonous mouth, and you are afraid of poisoning yourself, so you found Ayi, who has honey on your mouth...... Uh......"
Xie Jingyi raised his eyebrows, "You can call me a sycophant directly, I'm open-minded and don't care about it!" Of course, if there is a reward, then I will be more comfortable listening to it. ”
The official couldn't help but laugh again, "Okay, what reward does Ah Yi want?" ”
Xie Jingyi blinked, "Just reward me with a golden leaf!" I love gold leaves. ”
"I know, Xiaochen Xiaochen, you are so picky, so you found a lady who is particularly good at making money! You see, she even ripped off the gold leaf in my pocket! ”
Chai Youchen couldn't hold back a smile, "Two fools! ”
"You dare to scold the emperor for being a fool, you fool!"
"You dare to scold your wife who hasn't passed through the door for being a fool, you are a fool!"
(End of chapter)