Twenty-two, peeking
When it was almost the National Day, the weather in Shanhe Town was already a little cold, and Zeng Fan even encountered snowy weather on the National Day. But for those running on the track, on the field, this cooling just counteracts the heat generated by the movement. Perhaps this cold is more important to the audience, because although the audience is not on the stage, they are more excited and nervous than the people on the field, and they are screaming and hissing exhausted, their faces are flushed, and they are sweating profusely.
Zeng Fan has been sitting behind the desk with the sign of the third and fourth classes of junior high school, shivering. The rostrum was supposed to be a cold place on the heights, but the people sitting on it came up with a brilliant way to resist the cold: they kept reading the manuscript. Zeng Fan, like many contributors, keeps writing manuscripts that can generate heat for others.
However, the manuscript written by Zeng Fan was even colder than this weather, and it could not play a role in heating at all, so it was rejected by the high-ranking readers. In the end, the person who ran away to help Zeng Fan deliver the manuscript successfully had a fever and sweat, said goodbye to the cold, and also said goodbye to Zeng Fan, no longer helped him send the manuscript, and went to watch the girls' competition in the next class. Originally, a person with a cold did not need to take medicine anymore after taking medicine and sweating and curing his illness. This is probably the most "curative" manuscript Zeng Fan has ever written.
Zeng Fan finally found that the manuscript he wrote couldn't even warm himself, let alone warm others, so he had to listen to the manuscript written by others. After listening to it, Zeng Fan was ashamed of himself - the manuscripts that were read were really full of heat, and the words with the most calories were none other than some exclamations. For example: "Ah, the autumn breeze is cool!" Look, on the white runway! Run, athletes! Sweat it out, and the final victory will be yours! "But words with a lot of calories and fatty meat with more calories have one thing in common, that is, after watching too much, it will make people nauseous.
After listening to it for a long time, Zeng Fan couldn't help but burst out of inspiration, and immediately wrote a draft, quoting the first sentence in Li Bai's "Shu Dao Difficulty" at the beginning: "Oh, the danger is high, the athletes are ......" After writing, Zeng Fan immediately sent it in person, for fear that the fire in the manuscript would be extinguished by the cold. It's a pity that the person who reads the manuscript is a vernacular who supports Hu Shizhi, and when he saw the first three words, his brows furrowed; When I saw the "Zhihu Ye" in the back, his face sank, and he put the manuscript into the cold palace, seeing that he could not turn over forever.
After the fiery passion was ruthlessly frozen like the corrupt official account under investigation, Zeng Fan couldn't help but be interested in writing, so he had to learn from Meng Haoran "Hongyan abandoned Xuanguan, white head lying on Songyun", gave up the position to a girl who loves literature, and resolutely left, and then learned from Tao Yuanming "Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, leisurely seeing Nanshan", and retreating to the mountains and forests.
But it was too cold on the mountain, so Zeng Fan had to "retreat" to the classroom first. Lin Yulan was the only one in the classroom, who was immersed in reading, and she didn't even notice Zeng Fan coming in. Zeng Fan quietly walked in front of Lin Yulan and found that she was doing math, Zeng Fan deliberately scared her loudly: "Okay, what if you hide here alone and learn secretly?" ”
Lin Yulan, who was quiet in the sea of questions, was really frightened, suddenly raised her head, and said with a red face: "How can you steal learning, just read books casually." ”
"Can you tell me two questions?" Zeng Fan said.
Lin Yulan said unhappily: "Don't bully us poor students anymore." ”
"No, no", Zeng Fan hurriedly said, "I'm not good at math, you know." ”
After asking two geometry questions, Zeng Fan's disgust with mathematics resurfaced like a sprout of tender grass pressed by floating dust, and he said impatiently: "Forget it, if you don't write it, just ask these two questions." ”
Lin Yulan smiled softly.
Zeng Fan suddenly said to Lin Yulan with some twist: "Discuss something with you?" ”
"What?" Lin Yulan said a little uncomfortably.
"Hmm...... It is...... I want to see the diary written by Liu Yue. ”
Lin Yulan seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and said puzzledly: "Then look, what are you discussing with me?" ”
"Hmm...... It's ......" Zeng Fan seems to have something unspeakable.
Lin Yulan wondered when Zeng Fan became so unhappy, but she immediately reacted, pursed her lips and smiled: "Oh, I know, you must want to peek at other people's diaries, and you are afraid that I will tell her, right?" ”
Zeng Fan's face turned red, and he immediately denied it: "How can there be, it's not a peek-she hasn't peeked at me before, of course I can look at her...... Besides, she said she was going to show me. ”
"I don't care about what happened between you at that time, but it's not right to peek at other people's diaries." Lin Yulan said with a wink.
Now that what a person wants to do secretly has been exposed, there is no need to sneak around any further. Zeng Fan responded to the call of an advertisement, "It's better to act than to be excited", and went directly to Liu Yue's schoolbag. Lin Yulan was startled by Zeng Fan's open-minded peeping, covering her mouth with her hands, as if she was about to call out.
Although Zeng Fan felt that he was right, after all, he was peeking, and he was still nervous in his heart, just like the Japanese invasion of China back then, who kept saying that it was to establish the "Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere", but he couldn't even believe it, making friendly visits during the day and killing people and setting fires at night; In the end, he simply dared to burn, kill and loot partly day and night.
After flipping through for a long time, Zeng Fan finally found a hardcover notebook. The notebook was red, very mini, and there was even Mickey Mouse painted on it, Zeng Fan almost couldn't hold back his laughter. Zeng Fan cautiously opened the diary, as if peeling off an egg that had just been cooked for a long time and was still hot.
The date when Liu Yue wrote her first diary was the day she read Zeng Fan's diary. The date and weather were written in English, but Zeng Fan found that she put the word Wed for Wednesday
esday made a mistake. "Well, I'm going to write the date in English in the future." Zeng Fan thought while reading, "Her handwriting is very good-looking, it's just ......" Zeng Fan couldn't help but think of the last time Liu Yue read his diary and taught him a lesson, "Zeng Fan, if you want to write, you can write well, the writing is so ugly, I can't understand it, so it's better not to write......" Zeng Fan was taught a lesson, although he was unhappy, but he looked at Liu Yue's diary, and he was indeed more serious than himself.
"Gee, that's your fault." Zeng Fan suddenly said to himself. It turned out that Liu Yue wrote down all the things he lent to An Xue in his diary, and said that when he saw An Xue, it was like something or something. Zeng Fan saw that he was written as a pervert by An Xue, like a faint gentleman who had been recorded by a historian, so he picked up the pen and wrote a sentence "Zhu Criticism" next to him: It is completely nonsense. After the "Zhu Batch" was finished, Zeng Fan proudly seemed to have erased his name on the book of life and death, and his tail was almost cocked.
Zeng Fan read and criticized at the same time, and wrote some half-baked classical Chinese like a Chinese teacher who corrected his composition. Zeng Fan has no history of peeking at the diary, and since he has peeked, he is like a big smoker who has just become addicted to smoking, and he has completely lost the vigilance that a thief should have. He didn't even notice that his surroundings suddenly became extremely quiet, and when he felt a hint of cold, he looked up and saw a face that seemed to be smiling. He thought it was Lin Yulan, didn't care, and continued to work. But at this time, he suddenly heard Lin Yulan laughing, and as soon as he raised his head again, half of his soul flew away.
"What are you doing?!"
Hearing this, the remaining half of the soul also jumped into the air. "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Zeng Fan kept shouting to himself in his heart, but after his efforts to shout, "fear" came out in droves.
"Are you asking me?" Zeng Fan pretended to be confused, and at the same time quickly closed the diary, fast enough to make the girl who turned her face faster than the book ashamed.
"What are you doing in my seat?" Liu Yue asked with a cold face.
"Oh, yes. When I entered the classroom, I saw a notebook here, so I flipped through it casually - it turns out that this is your seat, so I'll leave. Zeng Fan wanted to slip away as he spoke.
Liu Yue's face turned red with anger, and he said loudly: "Zeng Fan! Have you ever peeked into my diary. ”
Zeng Fan, who was fleeing, stood up and continued to pretend to be confused: "It turns out that this is your diary, no wonder the handwriting is so beautiful, I also said, the handwriting is so familiar......
Looking at Liu Yue's increasingly ugly face, Zeng Fan couldn't say any more.
"Did he take my diary out of my bag?" Liu Yue asked Lin Yulan.
Zeng Fan went to see Lin Yulan, but found that Liu Yue was looking at him, so he quickly pretended to look elsewhere
Lin Yulan: "Uh......"
"Say it quickly." Liu Yue said anxiously.
Zeng Fan: "Why don't you talk first, I still have something, I ......"
"Don't speak! We're not done yet. Liu Yue snapped.
Liu Yue went to see Lin Yulan again.
"You ask him, I don't know." Lin Yulan suddenly said with some grievances.
"You see, they all say it's not me......"
"What's the word on that?" Liu Yue suddenly opened the diary and pointed to the "Zhu Pi" on it.
Looking at his mark of "come here", Zeng Fan knew that he couldn't rely on it now, so he had to say: "This word...... I wrote the words, but I didn't know if this was your diary, or would you write a few words in my diary too? ”
In fact, Zeng Fan has recently found that the word Liu Yue appears more and more in the diary he writes, although most of them are not good words. After all, what I wrote, I still hope that someone will read it, and I faintly want people to see some specific places, and this person is of course the best Liu Yue.
"You think beautifully! I'm not like some people peek at other people's diaries. ”
Zeng Fan raised his head slightly, and said with the mind of a saint who seemed to "worry about the worries of the world first, and enjoy the joy of the world after the world": "A man's heart, you don't understand; The heart of a great man, you don't understand it even more; You don't understand the heart of a man like me. After speaking, look up at the sky, you can't live forever.
"Hmph", Liu Yue sneered, "I don't understand that you don't dare to admit it when you peek at other people's things - men." Liu Yue deliberately emphasized the word "man", as if he hated to chew these two words into pieces, and then spit out the bones.
"Maybe you're colluding." Liu Yue suddenly whispered.
Zeng Fan pretended not to hear, but Lin Yulan said angrily: "Oh, you guys are quarrelling, what am I pulling in for?" ”
Liu Yue realized that he had said the wrong thing, and he was speechless for a while.
Zeng Fan thought to himself: If you don't leave now, when will you stay! He was about to escape from the classroom, only to hear Liu Yue say to Lin Yulan: "I said the wrong thing just now, how could you collude with that kind of person, I am angry, he is the victim, it must be ...... I'd better hide my diary first, so as not to ......."
Zeng Fan didn't dare to listen to it more, and only vaguely heard the unbridled laughter of the two of them in the back.