Guan Huizhi squatted in the corner of the wall, gritted his teeth and said, "Xie San, this is to protect the family and defend the country?" ”

Xie Jingyi stretched out a finger and made a shushing gesture, "Isn't it called Dad?" Hero, why do you still regret it, are you worthy of Guan Erye? ”

Guan Huizhi's face turned red, although she believed that Xie Jingyi's sword was a detrimental move, but she never expected that this guy really had a way this time......

"Well, then you give me back the feathers. You don't know, I'd rather not be promoted and get rich, not only to honor my ancestors, but even to threaten to go on a hunger strike, and make a lot of promises to get you such a bald hair, if you don't want it, give it back to me......"

Guan Huizhi clenched his chest, "Don't." ”

Although it is completely different from what she wants to protect the family and defend the country, Guan Huizhi is serious, and she is reluctant to take out this bald and ugly chicken feather!

Guan Huizhi opened his mouth, "Xie San...... Uncle! ”

Xie Jingyi almost didn't die of euphoria, "Hey, hey, why has it changed?" To be a man is to be trustworthy. ”

The shopkeeper Zhao opposite the two couldn't help it, he gave Xie Jingyi a sober look, don't die!

No matter how powerful your mouth is, this little lady in front of you, I am a god, one fist can kill the two of us, can you coax for a while, can you coax for a lifetime? This sentence dad called out, it's useless for you to kneel and call grandpa another day!

You're playing with fire! Seeking wealth and danger is not the way to die!

Xie Jingyi sighed and said reluctantly, "Remember, you owe me once!" ”

Guan Huizhi obviously relaxed, "Okay." ”

Xie Jingyi's little tail is about to rise to the sky, alas, do you want to go to Wu's house and coax one tiger, two tigers, three tigers and four tigers in turn?

You see, now Wu Wuhu and Guan Huizhi owe her once! It's a lucrative deal!

But when she thought about it, she couldn't get a family to pick up wool, and it was easy to overturn, so she was reluctant to give up.

"Old Immortal, you calculate for me, where is my fortune today! If I lose again, I'm afraid I'll have to be a pants. Shopkeeper Zhao said miserably.

"Xie Daochang" touched his beard, "Don't worry, don't worry, Lao Dao looks at your Yintang red today, and there is a windfall from the sky, just in the north." It's just a pity......"

Shopkeeper Zhao was overjoyed at first, and then asked with a sad face, "What is a pity?" ”

"It's a pity, you're not destined to make a fortune. Even if it is a windfall, it will not exceed the usual money. The old way advises you, wash your hands in the golden basin and live a down-to-earth life. ”

Shopkeeper Zhao stood up suddenly, "What are you talking about, you stinky Taoist?" Grandpa, I look at the person who is going to make a fortune, you don't have to open your mouth and shut up, cut off my financial route, ah, I've never seen such an unlucky fortune teller! ”

As he spoke, he shook off his greasy robe and walked towards the north, without even giving him money for fortune telling.

"Xie Daochang" shook his head, sighed lightly, and shook the banner in his hand again, and wrote "You Fang Half Immortal, Iron Mouth God Calculation".

"Master, those fortune tellers just want to hear good words, so why do you bother to say the last half of the sentence. If this continues, we will run out of money to live in a hotel. Guan Huizhi opened his mouth, and what he said was a broken official dialect, with a thick Wu Di accent.

She also doesn't know why she is defending her family and defending the country, she is squatting here to set up a stall to tell fortunes! I don't know why she is pretending to be a Taoist, she is one generation shorter than Xie Jingyi!

Thinking like this, she looked at Xie Jingyi, and felt more and more weird, could it be that this person has a penchant for being a father?

"You don't understand, what is fortune telling, that is, to seek good fortune and avoid evil, how can you only say the good and not the bad, isn't that misleading? I led you out to tell fortunes, not for money, but for experience, don't put the cart before the horse! If you can't see through this, how can you get the truth? ”

Xie Jingyi said, squinting and leaning against the wall to doze.

The shopkeeper Zhao over there didn't go far, and suddenly there was a groan, his foot stumbled, and he fell to the ground.

"That dog thing actually put a stone on the road and grabbed grandpa's feet." As he spoke, he grabbed the ground indignantly and grabbed a string of money.

Shopkeeper Zhao looked around, saw that no one was paying attention, ran to the wall, and secretly counted it, this number, I was really shocked, no more, no less, just a penny, just the same money.

He turned his head, glanced at "Xie Daochang", took the money into his arms, and ran away.

At this moment, a small wooden door nearby creaked open, and an old woman, dragging this little daughter-in-law with a flushed face, came over, and said mysteriously, "Immortal Chief, are you spiritual?" ”

Xie Jingyi touched his beard, "If you believe it, you will be spiritual, and if you don't believe it, it will not work." ”

The old woman looked in the direction where Shopkeeper Zhao was walking, took out the money from her pocket, and dragged the little daughter-in-law, "My daughter-in-law, I have been married to the door for a year, and my stomach has not moved at all, you can help me take a look, when will I be able to hold a golden grandson?" ”

Xie Jingyi stared at the little daughter-in-law, and saw that she shrank back embarrassedly, so she smiled and touched her beard, and arched her hand at the lady, "Why don't you stretch out your hand and tell Lao Dao to take a look." ”

When the little daughter-in-law heard this, she hurriedly glanced at her mother-in-law beside her.

The old woman nodded, "Show the Taoist chief, this is to show you palmistry!" ”

Xie Jingyi stretched out his hand and grabbed the little daughter-in-law's wrist, then let go and touched his beard, "Congratulations, my wish has come true." ”

The old woman was stunned for a moment, then stood up in shock, "You mean, she's pregnant?" Matsushiba, have you been menstruating this month? ”

The little daughter-in-law was so ashamed that she was about to burrow into the ground, and whispered, "Yes...... It's a few days late......"

The old woman was ecstatic, "Old fairy, old fairy! If you really say yes, the old woman will donate incense money to you! Hurry up, Songzhi, follow A-Niang to see Langzhong. ”

As soon as they left, Xie Jingyi touched his beard, and then leaned against the wall and closed his eyes to recuperate.

Guan Huizhi said in a milky voice as she said before, "Master, we only count three people a day, and now that we are full of three, it's time to go back." ”

Xie Jingyi closed his eyes and nodded slightly, "Good boy, it's over." ”

As he spoke, he stood up tremblingly, his beard and hands trembling, as if he were about to ascend to heaven in the next quarter of an hour.

Guan Hui put away his things neatly, put the flag on his back, and supported Xie Jingyi.

Xie Jingyi shook off the dust and walked slowly towards the north.

It's a dark alley, and there are fewer and fewer people.

After walking a short distance, suddenly, a long sword crossed Xie Jingyi's neck. Xie Jingyi turned his head and saw a man standing in the shadows, and he said in a hoarse voice, "Don't move, if you see my face clearly, you will die." Don't panic, Immortal, I just want you to help me make a divination! ”

Xie Jingyi was not afraid, as if it was not a sword on her neck, but just a piece of silk, "The old way doesn't know how to tell hexagrams, the old way only looks at each other, or looks at palmistry." Since the hero can't look at his face, show me his hand......"

The man hesitated, stretched out his hand, and before he could speak, he felt the world spin.

When he came back to his senses, he had been knocked to the ground, his hands were tied, and a little Taoist priest, riding on his body, said with a smile, "My master doesn't tell her life, she wants to die!" ”

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