Nine-headed bird: "......"

This is true, but if there is a little peanut, it will not be like this.

Lord of the Stars, do you know what it means?

How difficult it is to get people on a planet to agree!

Hunt?

Why don't you fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

Of course, the nine-headed bird is still very happy in his heart, and the "shovel officer" plan that he has not yet launched has actually been promoted very extraordinarily.

There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them.

Continue, believing that one day, it will be able to reach the pinnacle of bird life sooner or later.

Lying lazily in the nest built of sycamore wood, He Xiaotian offered the divine beast he had just hunted for him to enjoy.

This picture, think about it, it's a little exciting!

He Xiaotian looked at the nine-headed bird and looked unhappy, but his eyes revealed a happy expression, and secretly said that he was a little shameless?

In order to domesticate this bird, casually write blank checks to fool the other party, look at its happy little eyes, think about a little cruel!

One person and one bird, each calculating the other, the concept is surprisingly consistent.

Yan Fei was stunned, he felt that his life was dark.

It has even reached the point where you can't see your fingers.

Before he came, he thought about obtaining a powerful inheritance, getting rid of the name of waste in one fell swoop, defeating the pride of the sky, becoming the master of the sect, marrying the descendants of the stars, and embarking on a life reversal.

As a result, reality gave him a hard slap and almost made a bird boil.

He thought that this indigenous person was not as cruel as he imagined, but then he found that he was just too naïve and pure.

It's been a long day, and you don't like my flesh at all?

Who do you look down upon?

Where am I bad!

The meat doesn't smell good? Chewy bones? Is the cultivation too inferior?

If you think about it, it seems to be all in line.

As a result, he fell into deep despair.

Am I not even qualified to let a bird eat?

In fact, the reality has always been quite cruel.

"Ahem, lad. Figured it out? He Xiaotian stood by the pot and asked with a smile on his face. He tried to make himself as kind as possible.

As for scaring people to pee their pants, he didn't want it to happen again.

I'm a gentleman and easy-going, not like the bad bird under my feet.

"I've figured it out, Lord, I'll do whatever you tell me to do!" After Yan Fei discovered that the reality was different from what he imagined, he felt that it was better to survive for a long time.

What if God doesn't open his eyes and makes all the fantasies come true?

Although I am not a big husband, I also know that a big husband can bend and stretch. Isn't it just a dog for an aborigine? What is this, I bear with it.

Wait until one day, Dapeng will rise with the wind one day and soar up to 90,000 miles! The so-called humiliation is just a process in which God tests me.

What's more, if you can do things under the leader of one party, you must be one step faster than other fellow disciples. When the time comes, I will be the first to lead the pride of the sect. ’

I have to say that Yan Fei's self-regulation ability as an outsider is quite.

In a few words, don't don't hypnotize yourself.

"Relax, Lao Tzu is not a demon." He Xiaotian heard the answer that satisfied him, nodded and said softly. Then he reached out and picked up the spoon and picked the other person out.

"Young man, do you want to be the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the pinnacle of life?"

Yan Fei was stunned, what is the CEO? What is Bai Fumei?

"Hehe, you can think of the CEO as the lord of the stars, and Bai Fumei is the most noble woman in a star." Seeing the other party's confused expression, He Xiaotian said step by step.

"Yes!!"

Yan Fei was so excited, he didn't expect this native to dare to think more than himself.

I just dare to think about being a suzerain and marrying a descendant of the Lord of the Stars.

"As long as you do what I do, you can do it."

"Really?"

"It's more real than real gold."

He Xiaotian's words seemed to carry magic power.

For a while, Yan Fei seemed to have become a CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of his life.

The nine-headed bird stood aside, looking at He Xiaotian with a wary face.

Nima, how long has it been?

This guy actually applied "The Mother Character of the Origin of All Things" to the language, with a strong deceptive illusion.

Tsk, this outsider, I'm afraid I'm going to be killed by the surname He.

"You just need to honestly meet up with the people of your sect, and then secretly report their location to me."

“？？？”

Yan Fei was stunned, this was to be a spy himself.

"But don't worry, I won't kill all of your men. Some of them will remain to continue your sacrifices and open a passage between the two worlds. But be sure to let me know where it is in advance before you turn it on. ”

“！！！”

Not only did he have to kill people, but he also had the idea of a few of the most outstanding disciples of the younger generation of our Three Holy Sects.

If the pride of the sky is wiped out, damn yes, will the elders of the sect tear themselves apart?

In an instant, Yan Fei's whole person was awake for the most part.

You still say you're not a demon?

You're a devil!!

What should I do? Do you want to say yes or not?

Yan Fei fell into a tangle, one side is the same brother who gets along with him day and night, and the other side is the master who holds his lifeline and controls life and death.

'Made, am I the kind of villain who is greedy for life and afraid of death? ’

Thinking of this, his face froze, his whole body was full of momentum, and he said solemnly.

"I ...... out!! ”

At this moment, he seemed to have betrayed his soul and collapsed to the ground weakly.

"Lao Jiu, is there any way to make him keep his promise?" He Xiaotian turned his head to look at the nine-headed bird and asked, according to the previous words, this bird must have refused. But because of the previous surname He, it was a little excited.

So, the nine-headed bird flapped its wings twice.

"For your sake's sake, I'll help you, Master Bird. Come on, come on, the young man eats this rune paper. ”

Yan Fei looked at the nine-headed bird that was so ferocious that it almost cooked him, and the yellow paper that was taken out from behind the buttocks, with an ugly face.

It's dirty!!

To whom to insult?

You made me eat the stuff you pulled out.

Then he looked vicious, and with a hideous face, he snatched the yellow rune paper of the nine-headed bird and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Lord, I truly belong to you!!"

He Xiaotian: "......"

Yan Fei's appearance just now, he thought that the other party was going to rebel and wrestle with him.

As a result, he really thought too much.

"Hey, kid. What you eat is called a puppet talisman, and it is something that I took from a certain star sect. Swallow this talisman paper into your belly, and your net worth and life are all in my hands.

I know everything you do. If you want to reveal in any way that you are being controlled, or leak the news of our cooperation.

Tsk, you'll regret it. ”

After the nine-headed bird finished speaking, he saw Yan Fei stand up suddenly.

Then he jumped into the iron pot in a rage, and stirred himself with a big spoon.

Yan Fei, who stewed himself in an iron pot, wanted to cry without tears.

Made, the two devils, don't give him any loopholes.

Shouldn't have signed up to participate in the invasion of the Nexus Domain in the first place, wouldn't it be nice to be a waste in the Three Holy Sects honestly?

In addition, why don't you tell me, Senior Brother, it doesn't work!!

The distant ancestral star, a certain sloppy middle-aged man in Kanda Mountain, suddenly sneezed several times in a row.

Which little bunny is talking about him?

I don't know if I'm soaking in my sister, brother!

He Xiaotian rescued Yan Fei from the cauldron, this is his own leek cutting artifact, and he can't braided his hair for no reason.

In order to comfort the other party, he decided to make a pot of soup himself and apologize.

Actually, it's just a rhetoric.

It's just that the nine-headed bird took out the puppet talisman, which made He Xiaotian suddenly realize that there must be many good things on this wilted bird.

If you can't let the child trap the wolf, take out a bone and reward it.

When he completely tames the nine-headed bird, won't all its treasures be his own?

He Xiaotian was calculating the other party, and at the same time took the materials given by the other party and steamed the pot one by one.

The nine-headed bird is very happy, and he is on the right path of cultivating a "shovel officer".

You look at the sweetness you gave casually, and this guy can't wait to start taking the initiative to be a cook.

It's very gratifying!!

It's just that in the next second, I somehow feel a little cold on my head, as if there is a big net coming towards it.

Yan Fei was sandwiched between the two bigwigs, trembling.

Pitiful, weak, helpless.

After stirring for a long time, He Xiaotian looked at the dragon soup with an attractive fragrance, and his heart was satisfied.

Look, I still have some culinary talent.

How appetizing is the color of this soup?

The floating white bones in it are simply the finishing touch.

He Xiaotian's heart was full of a sense of accomplishment, and he had learned the wrong major at the beginning.

If you take the medical university for wool exams, you should learn to be a chef!

The nine-headed bird blinked, and secretly said What is this going on?

"Open the meal!"

He Xiaotian was brutally narcissistic, and then waved his big hand and said in a high-spirited manner.

He picked up the big spoon and poured it into the nine-headed bird's exclusive jade bowl.

And Yan Fei, who was trembling, was cautiously holding a broken bowl.

By the way, this bowl was also pulled out from behind the butt of the nine-headed bird.

I don't know what the reason for this bird is, it's very wicked to put the storage space there.

"Come on, come on, try my craft."

He Xiaotian immediately urged, he needed praise.

"Woohoo"

When Yan Fei heard this, he directly dried up the whole bowl of soup in one go.

This is a keel boiling, he is a small transparent in the Three Holy Sects, where can he be treated like this?

The pride of heaven in the sect, the first person of the younger generation, I am afraid that it is at this level.

As a result, after smelling the tempting dragon soup, after all of it was in the stomach, a strong sharp pain spread all over the body.

Not good, this soup is poisonous?

"Poof!!"

He Xiaotian looked at Yan Fei, who fell to the ground, and the whole person was stunned.

What's the matter, little brother, you look like you've drunk poison, who do you show it?

When the Hydra saw that the "shovel officer's" face began to flash its neon, it immediately played a round.

You can't let the plan fail, and you need to give some encouragement when appropriate.

"It may be that his cultivation is too low, and the power contained in the soup is too strong, causing him to be unable to digest it. The body's protection system automatically turns on, making it faint. ”

When He Xiaotian heard this, his face finally improved a lot.

Then he turned his head and looked at the nine-headed bird.

Drink!!

Nine-headed bird: "......"

I don't know why, I always feel that the tempting dragon soup in the jade bowl has suddenly turned into green slime, and the hot gas that floats up has turned into a skeleton, which is tempting it to drink it.

For a moment, it had a little pain in the skull.

It can't really be poisonous, right?

It's just that when he saw He Xiaotian's gradually unkind gaze, the nine-headed bird's heart sank.

How is it possible, after all, it is keel boiling, plus its own cherished spices.

Even if a pig comes to make soup, the taste will not be bad.

"Knock ......"

"Dang Chang!!"

The jade bowl fell from its wings, and the nine-headed bird's face stiffened, and it fell to the ground with its head up.

This soup is really poisonous!