Chapter 132: Benefactor
"Of course, my reputation is outside, and sometimes some outside work will come to me, and that is also the job I picked, not the job that picked me."
There was a certain frankness on her face, and she wore wrenches on the thumb and forefinger of both hands, which looked extremely expensive, and the ivory chopsticks occasionally touched her jewelry, making a slight crunch.
She looked old, her gray hair was properly combed into a tail, and the clothes she wore were of good material, and when she didn't open her mouth, she only thought that this was probably an old lady from a rich family, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she immediately revealed her extremely talkative nature, and she did not have the majesty of an old man at all.
"What's the work out there?" Bai Ling became curious for a moment, "I also ask you to teach the boudoir—"
"Yes, or else?" Chun Po smiled and said, "Don't look at me when I was young, I was also a famous embroiderer, I am at this age, my eyes and ears are not as bright as when I was young, you just give me needlework, and I can't twist the tricks that the little girl will have." ”
"Who's usually looking for you?" Bai Ling asked.
"Yes," Chun Po said with a smile, "Whose husband and wife are not living in this family?" Not to mention the backyard of those Beijing officials, even if it is the father-in-law in the palace, sometimes it is the same. ”
Bai Ling took a deep breath - the topic was a little too hot.
"Gong ...... I still don't talk about the things in the palace," Bai Ling smiled meaningfully, "I feel that if I say and listen, it is easy to have an accident......
"No, you don't dare to say it even if you let me say it," Chun Po waved her hand at the right time and sighed, "Actually, in this bed, face is the biggest hurdle." It's usually the mother-in-law of the family who comes to me, and they don't say their identity, ah, just take me to an inn or other courtyard.
"Those ladies hid behind the screen and let the mother-in-law of the family come and talk to me—this kind of business is just to give me more money, and I won't take it."
Bai Ling slowly listened to the interest, "Why? ”
Chun Po patted her chest, her expression became serious, "You have encountered a problem yourself, you come to me to solve it, does this attitude have to be corrected first, you have to talk about it at the beginning, right?"
"On the one hand, I want to ask for advice, and on the other hand, I feel ashamed, I think my work is dirty, so why should I earn your money? I can't even wipe off the face of the meeting, who knows if you can do what I said after you go back? If you don't do it yourself when the time comes, ah, and rely on me, isn't that a sign of smashing myself? ”
Chun Po Nunu mouthed and shook her head again and again.
"So now, ah, when a mother-in-law comes to invite me to the door, I'll set the rules there first—you find a secluded place and invite me to go, okay, but you have to show your face, and you have to tell yourself what the problem you are encountering—what if 'our lady occasionally feels cold', 'our lady is afraid to meet people'......"
Chun Po made a disgusted expression, "I can't open the door like this, no matter what their background is." ”
Bai Ling was slightly stunned, and then laughed.
"That's what I'm going to talk to the girl about today." Chun Po turned her words and looked at Bai Ling, she reached out and put a few pieces of vegetables in her bowl, and said with a smile as if chatting at the dinner table, "The joy of the bed is the bliss of the world, but no one can taste it the first time." If you want to say it to the girl**, it's actually a chore, and you have to go back a few times before you can slowly feel the taste...... There's nothing hard to talk about. ”
Bai Ling thought for a while and agreed, "After all, once they are reborn, the couple also have to exchange their own experiences, after all, everyone's point is different, and they have to explore slowly." ”
"You're right on the point!" Chun Po said approvingly, she frowned slightly, "There are some books outside, I don't know what mess is written, what the ten maidens of the night royal ...... Auntie, how long have I been in Baihuaya, I haven't seen anything, and if it's really a man's crotch with a golden gun—then I can't carry a golden gun.
"The key is that men like to ask when they are done, and women don't like to talk, and they nod and agree to everything they ask - but what they actually feel, where they are happy, where they are in pain, they are stuffy and don't speak. There is no interest in coming and going, the key is that both sides are not happy to come and go. ”
"Hmm...... I feel like there's a reason for that. Bai Ling said softly, "In those official mansions, the night affairs of husband and wife are not for pleasure, but for inheritance." They are probably afraid that they will not be reserved and will be looked down upon by their husbands...... It's just that they suffer themselves. ”
"Who's to say it isn't!" Chun Po only felt that she had really met a rare close friend, the little girl in front of her was young, she was not ashamed to talk about these things, and her ideas were still a set, she really liked it tightly, "I have seen several families, the eldest lady is like a bodhisattva in front of and behind, and the concubines under her are also in front of her, and she is so demonic that she can pinch out the water in private...... Oops. ”
"I think it's not easy for them to think of coming to Chun Po to ask for a solution." Bai Ling said softly, "After all, the role played at home is different. ”
"It's not easy for them, and it's even harder for me." Chun Po glared and said, "They have been suffering for a long time, they are used to it, and occasionally they get a fresh one to find my happiness, and they turned around and went to Jingzhao Yin Yamen to sue me - if it weren't for the teaching department above us, we would all be in the class room to eat prison at this time." ”
Bai Ling burst out laughing, "Mother-in-law is not easy. ”
"Hey, anyway, if the girl can think of this, then I will say a lot of things directly," Chun Po continued, "On the first night of your appearance, you didn't have to care about anything, you didn't have to learn anything. ”
Bai Ling was stunned for a moment, and looked at the elder in front of him with interest, "Then I want to ......?" ”
Chun Po's voice was warm, "No matter who the last person to enter the girl's room is, as long as he can afford that price, then he basically has nothing that he can't experience in this hundred flowers."
"As I said before, it's a chore, and men are fighting for that piece of fame. But for the girl, this is a particularly important opportunity, and the first one to give the girl ** is the girl's benefactor. According to our practice here, girl, how popular you will be in the future and how high you can be praised depends on whether the person you caught at the banquet that night is the one who is most willing to spend money for you......"
Bai Ling lowered his head to eat and said with a smile, "It's also a very cruel duel." ”
"Yes," Chun Po nodded seriously, "The list is estimated to be set tomorrow, and I will come to the girl to analyze and analyze it together to see which one we choose." ”
"Then there's Granny Lao." Bai Ling said sincerely.
"You're welcome, since the girl is a chick who doesn't understand anything, it's best if she doesn't understand anything, you don't have to learn everything like those tail phoenixes outside, you just have to have one idea - to find your own feelings, and to be able to say 'no'."
The last few words, Chun Po said very lightly, but the charm is long.
Bai Ling frowned a little uncertainly, "But my mother-in-law has shown so many Spring Palaces before, and she has introduced so many kinds-"
"That's all about rising knowledge in advance, so that the girl has a bottom in your heart, so as not to be scared when you get it." Chun Po smiled, "But I think you are bold, girl, and you don't look like a master who will be scared." ”
Bai Ling smiled, "Then how does the mother-in-law think she should find her feelings?" ”
Chun Po smiled, she looked at the open door, but she was a little embarrassed.
"We'll finish eating in a while, let's go up to the house and talk, so I won't talk here."
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