12. Physical education

On the morning of the third day of the midterm exam, Zeng Fanwo watched "The Son of Heaven" at home, and the protagonist was Wei Xiaobao, who later played Yang. When it was almost noon, Zeng Fan felt bored, so he went out to let off steam, but he didn't expect to meet Gu Ming at the door, he asked casually, "What are you going to do?" ”

"I'm going to take the test."

"Huh? No...... Isn't it an afternoon exam? Zeng Fan was a little inexplicable.

"Maybe we don't have the same exam time?" Gu Ming rarely joked.

"you! It's over......"

"Maybe you're mistaken?" Looking at Zeng Fan's eyes, Gu Ming walked away with interest.

When Zeng Fan rode to school, the huge campus had fallen silent, and only a few scattered dormitory students carried hot water kettles to fetch water. The exam notice on the big blackboard was still there, and Zeng Fan walked towards the blackboard, wanting to see the content on it immediately, but also fearing that he would be disappointed after reading it. In fact, Zeng Fan already basically knew the result in his heart, just like a prisoner waiting to be executed, even if the first shot encountered a dud, there was no possibility of survival.

After reading the notice, Zeng Fan finally gave up. Zeng Fan was thinking about the situation when Chen Fang announced his class rankings in despair, when he suddenly found someone patting him on the shoulder: "Haven't gone home yet?" Zeng Fan woke up from his daze, turned around and saw that it was Zhang Yicai, a math teacher. Ah, hello Mr. Zhang, I'm ...... I've come to school for some business, so I'll be back soon. ”

"It's not a difficult math problem this time, is it?" Zhang Yicai asked handsomely.

"It's okay, it's not too difficult." Zeng Fan said this, but he was still thinking in his heart: "Who the hell cares if math is difficult, my geography, I didn't even take the exam......

"That's good, let's go home when we're done." Zhang Yicai left Zeng Fan with a charming smile and the back of a gray suit.

"This is the total score and ranking of the top 20 in the last final exam of our class, please circulate it," Chen Fang handed a few pieces of paper to the students sitting in the front row, and continued: "Our results in this exam are generally not bad, some students have made great progress, but some students have regressed by 108,000 miles. I hope that students who have regressed in their studies will reflect on themselves. After Chen Fang finished speaking, he slowly walked up to Mr. Zeng Fan, and asked in a low and unhappy voice: "What's going on in this exam, why did you get the nineteenth place in the exam?" ”

"I didn't take the geography exam." Zeng Fan's voice was terrible.

"Louder!"

"I didn't take the geography test." Zeng Fan had already felt the gaze of the classmates around him.

"Why don't you take the test?"

"I ...... I got the exam time wrong. Zeng Fan felt that his face was already burning.

Chen Fang looked at Zeng Fan with strange eyes, Zeng Fan didn't dare to raise his head, and at some point, Chen Fang had already left.

After school, Liu Yue caught up with Zeng Fan, who was walking with Gu Ming, and said in an admiring tone: "Zeng Fan, you are really a talent, you can be admitted to the top 20 in the class without taking a class." ”

"How can you be so good, didn't you take the second place in the exam?" Zeng Fan was not in a good mood.

"If you hadn't missed the exam, you might have been able to get the first place." Liu Yue still said with a smile.

Zeng Fan's face changed, and his voice became sharp: "Liu Yue, what do you mean by this?" ”

When Liu Yue saw Zeng Fan's appearance, he didn't dare to laugh, and hurriedly said, "No, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that." ”

Zeng Fan suddenly heard someone calling his name from behind, and it turned out to be a horse soldier. "Zeng Fan, I've been calling you for a long time, and I haven't looked back, oops, I'm tired."

"Oh, sorry, I didn't hear that, what's the matter?"

"Well, look", Ma Bing took out a few photos, "The photos taken by our theatrical performance have been washed out, do you want to take one as a souvenir?" ”

Looking at the photo, Zeng Fan suddenly became squirming, he didn't expect that the performance that made him lose all his people would be photographed, and now it's too late to destroy the corpse, right? A lifetime of fame is ruined.

Seeing that Zeng Fan didn't speak, the horse soldier asked anxiously, "Do you want it?" ”

"I don't want it." Zeng Fan thought to himself: "I don't want this evidence that embarrasses me." ”

"Hey, show me," Liu Yue said after reading it, "It's a good shot, can you give me one?" ”

Zeng Fan was a little inexplicable: "You...... What do you want, there's no you in this. ”

"I can't ask for it without me, anyway, there's an extra photo, you say yes, horseman?"

"That'll give you one." The horse soldier said briskly.

"That...... No way. Zeng Fan's expression was strange.

"Why?" Liu Yue and Ma Bing asked at the same time.

"Anyway, it just doesn't work." Zeng Fan is very stubborn.

"Forget it, I don't want it, I was just joking." After Liu Yue finished speaking, Zeng Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Really?" The horse soldier asked, puzzled.

"Don't." Liu Yue said with a grin.

"It's weird to be a girl." The horse soldier muttered a word and turned to leave.

After walking for half a day, Liu Yue had already gone home separately from Zeng Fan. Zeng Fan always felt that something was wrong today, but he couldn't say what was wrong.

In order to reward everyone for doing well in the midterm exam, Chen Fang paid out of her own pocket and bought some sporting goods with class fees. Chen Fang had consulted everyone's opinions before, and because the call for buying a basketball was the highest, she finally decided to buy a basketball. Among them, Li Dabiao, Ma Tao, Liu Jianxiong and others made great efforts, but this is also due to their hard work - they have been used to practice singing pop songs in the afternoon self-study for more than a year, and finally succeeded in going crazy, practicing a good voice and amazing lung capacity, and finally won in the final shout with an absolute advantage of several times the volume of others.

However, there are still people who are unwilling to admit defeat and even try to buy footballs. Ma Tao and others resolutely objected, saying that football is not safe, it is easy to fight, and the friendly match finally became full of martial arts, and at most it reached the level of the national football team, and they were still scolded by the people of the whole country, so why spend money to buy and suffer.

Chen Fang listened to the words of Ma Tao and others, and she was also panicked, and she didn't dare to buy a football, for fear of destroying the unity of the class at that time. In the end, I only bought a few skipping ropes and a few shuttlecocks.

After having basketball, Zeng Fan and others always felt that there was not enough time, and they didn't even let go of the ten minutes between classes, and they had to shoot a few baskets before they stopped. If a person likes to play basketball, then he will never think only about shooting, and the horse soldier is the one who wants to dunk the most. It doesn't matter if the height is not enough, the horse soldier incarnates as a big thinker: "If there are conditions, you must deduct them, and if you don't have conditions, you must also deduct them." However, during that time, the benches of Class 4 always disappeared mysteriously, and then some students inexplicably appeared in their desks and in the corners of the classrooms.

Put a stool under the basket, and two people on both sides of the basket can kick it with their legs to form a simple "dunk device". Ma Tao has already changed several actions to dunk, but Zeng Fan has not been able to get started. Finally, Ma Tao finished dunking, but the ball was immediately snatched away by Liu Jianxiong, starting, running, kicking his legs, leaping ...... "bang", the ball was bounced away, and Liu Jianxiong's teeth were almost knocked off by the basket. At this time, the people who stepped on the stool below laughed unscrupulously, and someone even said loudly: "Liu Jianxiong, didn't you watch Jordan's video yesterday, why did you buckle it like this?" Hahaha......"

Liu Jianxiong put on a posture and wanted to buckle it, An Xue and the two girls happened to come from not far away, and the brave Liu Jianxiong hesitated. The person next to him coaxed: "Buckle, buckle, Jordan, haha......"

An Xue approached, and Sun Haoming suddenly asked with bad intentions: "Hey, An Xue, why are you going?" An Xue blushed and didn't answer him.

The basketball court on the concrete floor is the only way to get to the playground, and although there are basketball courts on the dirt playground, Shanhe Middle School has not had the funds to harden it. The toilets at Shanhe Middle School are built against the mountain, just in the northwest corner of the playground. At this time, just after class, An Xue walked towards the corner of the playground again, and everyone knew her destination.

An Xue and the two girls put their arms around each other and walked briskly, followed by the boys laughing insolently. At this time, the boys who don't know what to do are also laughing - others are laughing, and if you don't laugh yourself, it seems to be a shame. Zeng Fan couldn't laugh, feeling pure like the child who told the truth in "The Emperor's New Clothes". Looking at An Xue's distant back, somehow, Zeng Fan didn't even have the mood to "dunk".

Just as the slam dunk contest for Class 4 was in full swing, a nightmare happened: the PE classes of Class 3 and Class 4 were disintegrated, and the PE teacher was ** to be exact.

Zeng Fan also wanted to know who offended the physical education teacher. The physical education class of the third class is as usual, but the physical education class of the fourth class no longer has free time, and the whole class is either running, push-ups, and frog jumping.

While running, someone whispered, "Don't you know? I heard that because there were girls in our class who said that the PE teacher had a flat chest, the PE teacher did this to us. ”

Zeng Fan listened, and his first thought was: This is the truth. But in this world, the most unpopular thing is the truth, not to mention that this is the pain of the physical education teacher's "cutting 'chest'".

When the whistle sounded, the crowd immediately ran to assemble; The last time someone was late, he was punished for a class of "bear climbing", and if he was late again, he might be punished for crawling forward in the playground.

"We're not running today."

After the physical education teacher said this, Zeng Fan had an ominous premonition. Sure enough, the PE teacher continued, "Let's do a set of push-ups first, 50 for boys and 40 for girls." ”

After hearing this, the group almost fainted en masse, because everyone knew that this was just a warm-up before being abused. Everyone sighed in their hearts, but they didn't dare to show their dissatisfaction.

When Zeng Fan reached the 20th, his arm was already as sore as a frosted eggplant, he peeked around, one by one, he was crooked, his mouth was just counting, but he didn't bend down.

The PE teacher made rounds for a long time and said loudly, "Is this what you do called push-ups?!" Dead or alive. Zeng Fan, you come to the front to demonstrate. ”

Zeng Fan listened to the teacher's words, didn't dare to disobey, and immediately became as strong as a popeye who had eaten spinach, and worked hard to make ten. I didn't know that the teacher didn't shout to stop, so he had to grit his teeth and continue to do it, and when the teacher told him to get up, he almost didn't go up directly to the ground. A few years later, Zeng Fan saw the physical education teacher holding the child's thin figure in the county, just like back then, it seems that breastfeeding has not been able to save her "Cup" drama, some things are really natural.