Chapter 5 Grass Nest, Female Man
The woman ran away with her dog.
Wood has. There are no more female men in Qingfu. Xiaohong has fled, leaving behind the anxious master of the Spicy Cool Bookstore. He pressed his hand to his forehead and smiled. "Hehe, female birds have animal children's shoes. I knew you'd run! I've never seen any kind of writer. I haven't experienced any kind of off-draft method, just like you, you still want to fight with me. I'm going to show you today what hellish it is. β
Poison Island Tsuiko, who was wearing an eyepatch in his left eye, stared at the master editor of the Spicy Cool Bookstore with some concern, oops, he smiled so coldly! Is Xiaohong cured, can she escape! When the senior sister was thinking nonsense, the master editor spoke again: "Who is that, you are a maid with animal shoes for female birds." I think you have a lot of personality. Can you do me a favor, no, it's Shangguan Xiaohong, the eldest lady of your family. Her laziness is a disease that must be cured! Otherwise, she will become the T-J in the mouth of fans. You know. At the end, the editor-in-chief accentuated his tone.
I don't understand, I don't understand! I don't understand at all! Although Poison Island was shocked by the momentum of the editor of the editor of the Spicy Cool Bookstore, she was as proud as her, how could she shirk her responsibility, "I want to take on the responsibility of treating Xiaohong's laziness disorder." Her business is my business. The right eye was cold, and the senior sister was full of holy light.
"It's so dazzling! Is this the legendary light of milk?!"
"No, no, no!"
Shangguan Yaya interjected.
"She had nothing to do, and suddenly found a direction in her life. Don't get me wrong. Look at me, LOOK, LOOK, I'm shiny, shiny!"
Yaya jumped on the table and showed her style to the editor-in-chief of the Spicy Books.
"If so, we'll split up. β
The master of the Spicy Cool Bookstore said to Poison Island Tsuneko. He has his way of doing things, he is experienced and knows how to deal with writers who don't meet deadlines. If you want to play peek-a-boo with me, I have a tigress at home, and she will bite you every minute!
I couldn't help but say, the editor of the Spicy Cool Bookstore rushed out. He walked like the wind, and when he passed by the old housekeeper of Qingfu, he glanced at the old housekeeper lightly. "This old man ......"
Inside the study. Shangguan Yaya stopped Poison Island Yanzi. "Where to go. β
"Go catch Xiaohong and watch her finish writing 20,000 words. Her procrastination has been cured, and I'm going to help her. Yaya, you are more familiar with Shengjing, the imperial capital of the Tang Lap Kingdom, than me, and go with me to catch Xiaohong!" said Poison Island Tsunza seriously. The senior sister was full of energy, and she really wanted to rush behind the female man immediately, throw the rope, tie her up, and carry her back with a BMW.
The fishnet man led the four major killers of Qingfu to stand outside the door. The fishnet man officially worships under Xiaohong's door, nickname: Black Hair. The name or something is just a title, I come and go like the wind, how can I care, the fishnet man dusted off his fishing net, smiled and said nothing, "Even if the eldest lady calls me Diomau, I will gladly accept it." β
"Black hair, are we going to help the eldest lady. β
"Xiyiou is in trouble, and we will defend Xiyiou to the death. β
"With Xiyi and Europe, I can go to the pinnacle of life and win Bai Fumei!"
"Black hair, let's go, let's go!"
The yellow-haired man, the purple-haired man, the white-haired man, and the green-haired man surrounded the fishnet man. Among the five, the black hair is the strongest and the most coquettish.
Holding a harpoon, the man with the fishing net looked up to the sky and shouted: "What are you waiting for, gentlemen, go with me on the expedition!
"Oh oh oh, Siyiou, here we are!"
"Miss, we won't disgrace you!"
"I'm yellow-haired, yellow-haired. I'm yellow-haired, who am I afraid of!"
"I'm so sad, but Xiyiou is in trouble, I can only hide my sorrow, turn my sadness into motivation, and go to help my little red lord. β
The green-haired man also showed his attitude.
Qingfu's five major kills Matt have been assembled. Just as he was about to set off, the poison island man in the study pulled Shangguan Yaya and walked out. Poison Island is cautiously destined to be five non-mainstream big men. "Every time I see them, my eyes hurt. Fortunately, the left eye is hidden under the blindfold, so I don't have to suffer. Their cosplay is really ......" Senpai doesn't know how to describe it.
"Black hair, yellow hair, white hair, purple hair, green hair, where to go?" Shangguan Yaya said with a smile. She has a good relationship with the four major killers of Matt. The fishnet man doesn't count, he's a latecomer.
The white-haired man said: "Lord Yaya, we are going to help Xi Yiou, you have also heard, the spicy Mo Shuang bookstore came to urge the draft, how can the young lady write 20,000 words." Impossible, impossible!"
The green-haired man also said: "Xiyiou is in poor health and can't rush the manuscript." No one can rush her. Ghostwriter, or shall I write it down for Siyiou?"
The yellow-haired strong man smiled: "Nonsense. With your style, writing it will only insult the eldest lady's writing. Come on, I'm yellow-haired!"
The big man with purple double ponytails said: "I feel, I feel that I can do it, I'm super cute, Xiyiou also praises me like this!"
The fishnet man cleared his throat and said, "Brothers, stop arguing. Or set off in a queue and follow our generation of Western Europe. β
The wind is tight,.
Poison Island didn't speak, and the senior sister was obviously standing opposite the five major killers. She wanted to bring Shangguan Xiaohong back to write a manuscript, while the black-haired, yellow-haired, white-haired and others let Xiaohong go as far as she could, and she was destined to be on the road of lazy cancer. "The purpose of action is to achieve the goal. Now that it's decided, let's tear it up!" Poison Island is not afraid of the five major kills of Matt.
It is not yet known who killed the deer.
Shangguan Yaya wanted to follow the white-haired strong man and others to act together, but the poisonous island was not allowed. "Yaya, let me tell you about 300 scientific ways to make your breasts bigger. You know. β
"I understand, I understand, I understand!" Shangguan Yaya said happily. Looking at your pair of big, I understand everything. Hehe, you know that you have a special method of enlargement. "I will surpass Xiaohong, and I will become a real white rich beauty, not a white rich and poor. Yaya smiled, took the hand of the poison island man, trotted all the way, and paced outside the Qingfu.
The fishnet man said: "Brothers, do you see, the maid of Xiyiou is not in the same group as us!"
The purple-haired man said: "Hei Mao, what should we do." β
The white-haired man said: "Poison Island Tsuneko has a close relationship with Xiyiou, and according to Lord Yaya, they had an unspeakable X relationship before. β
The yellow-haired man said, "There are five of us." β
The green-haired man said: "It is incumbent on me to become the back of the eldest lady when I go to the soup." β
The fishnet man was in good spirits and flicked his earrings, "White hair, purple hair, keep up with Poison Island and Yaya." Yellow hair, green hair, follow my actions. Let's go our separate ways. Remember our connector code. β
"Come on, Pikachu!"
"Come on, Pikachu!"
"Come on, Pikachu!"
"Come on, Pikachu!"
"Come on, Pikachu!"
The important joint code should be said five times, five times. The normal guards of Qingfu all looked sideways, and the fishnet man plus the four major killers Matt was too stylish. However, they are trusted by the lord and the eldest lady.
The five major killers passed by the old butler and saluted the old butler one after another. The old butler's eyelids were raised, his eyes were cloudy, and his withered right hand waved, like a withered branch being blown by the wind, swaying in the autumn wind. "Go, go. The old butler laughed.
The yellow-haired man, the purple-haired man, the white-haired man, and the green-haired man walked in front, and the fishnet man walked behind. "Old man, you help me figure it out, am I not dark enough?" said the fishnet man suddenly.
The old butler's eyes were full of light, and he looked at the black hair of the fishnet man. "Are you drinking too much soy sauce?"
The man of desire laughed, stepped away, and caught up with Huang Mao, Bai Mao and others.
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"Oops, do I have to do that!"
"Yes, yes, yes. Use your body to guide the female bird and beast on the right track and continue to write. She's a super newcomer. β
"But I don't know him well, and it is said that his pectoralis major muscles are very big, very strong, very dark. β
"This lesbian, pay attention to the tone of your voice and don't say dirty things in front of your colleagues as if nothing happened. The female bird has run away with animal children's shoes, and she must write 20,000 words today. Yours, understood?"
"Understand, understand! People like to have pectoralis major muscles and be two-eight men. β
"Hehe, if you like it. Go ahead and show what you're capable of. β
The editor-in-chief of the Spicy Cool Bookstore naturally didn't tell the little sister that "female birds and beasts" were female men. Young people, if they are energetic, they should exercise more.
Carrying a bag, the urging girl "Pu Jie" of the spicy Mo Shuang bookstore walked out of the bookstore heroically.
"Is it no problem, is it really no problem, do you really want to let the newcomer urge the draft?"
"Hehe, Pu Jie is a good comrade, she is cute, her breasts are big, and the most important thing is that she is very tough. Believe in the gays of the Pu Festival. We just waited for her good news. β
"Sister Pujie has worked hard, and it's unfortunate to have such a difficult writer. β
"Are you all idle and have nothing to do? Work and work and work! The drafting team sets out, and your responsible writers must deliver their manuscripts on time, and they must be pressured, and they must be pressured. Move, move, comrades, move! The newcomer Pujie girl has set off, you have to learn from her! The long-breasted with breasts, the cute ones who sell cute, the black-bellied black-bellied, move! A beautiful day begins!
"Oooo
"Pay attention to the wording, don't show your lewd smile in front of lesbians. β
"Let's go!"
"Let's go. β
The crowd dispersed.
The newcomer Pu Jie girl is holding the information of "Female Poultry and Beasts" in her hand: pen name, female poultry and beasts, serialized novel, "Batman and Superman, Knock Knock Chok, Roll to the Bed Together!". Interest,Meng big milk,Character attributes,No discipline......
The more I watched it, the more frightened the Pujie girl became. "My heart is cold. Female birds are as difficult as beasts! Fortunately, I have Da Nai. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid I'm going to take her down and fight for our Spicy Cool Bookstore. I'm a newcomer, and I can't hold my seniors back. Come on!" Pu Jie cheered herself up, and she secretly clenched her fists. That little fist didn't do much damage.
Pujie girl is a little regretful, it turns out that the female bird has a beast is a mother, not a twenty-eight man. "It's okay, whatever. My professionalism is there, and she will be moved by me, and then write the manuscript. Twenty thousand words, so long!" Pu Jie was a little worried about the female birds and beasts.
"Hongyan Pavilion, what kind of place is that? Haven't heard of it. I take a look at the text description on the data: the female bird has the action route of the beast, the place that must be passed, the Hongyan Pavilion. Note: Hongyan Pavilion is an important place for soldiers who fight hard, and there is a lot of sweat. β
I don't understand, I understand!" thought to the pujie girl. Isn't it a girl who has a beast and a girl, and she wants to fight cocks with someone?
Pu Jie girl continues to look for female birds and beasts. "Totally clueless. I have no enthusiasm. Where are the female birds and animal children's shoes?Can anyone give me some hints?" the girl looked left and right.
And then there was no more.
Pujie girl said: "Nest." β
This nest is not a recumbent groove.
There was a pile of hay on the ground, and the hay was piled up in a nest. The grass nest was covered with a layer of satin, and on the cloth lay a very coquettish dog. "Oooo
Pujie girl has long heard the dog name of Shengjing's magical dog "". It's just why this dog is nesting in the middle of the road and still lying there.
"Girl, girl, girl over there. You, you, you, that's what you're talking about. β
Bird Booth's left dog leg is pressed on the right dog leg, looking lonely and cute. Bird Booth takes a fancy to the Pujie girl.
", you're!"
"Yes, I'm a. β
Birdbooth replied.
The editor did not tell the eldest lady of the Qingfu that Shangguan Xiaohong, the eldest lady of the Pujie sister, was a super newcomer, "female birds and beasts". The night gave the girl the eyes to discover beauty, and the girl had to use her heart to find the truth and find the man. The is a dog hatched by Shangguan Xiaohong, and the Pujie girl naturally will not associate the with the female bird and the beast.
",, why don't you fly in the sky. I want to see people. Pu Jie girl said cutely.
"Wang. Girl, you're so naΓ―ve! Do you really know what a means?" Birdbooth said in a deep voice.
"Aren't you called a? You are flying in the sky, and there are many people below who want to knock you down, so they call it a. Pu Jie laughed.
"So you're naΓ―ve to talk about girls. Bird Booth Dog spat out.
"EXCUSE ME, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ARROGANT MASTER. Birdbooth gestured to a building.
"There are four hundred and eighty temples in the Southern Dynasty, and how many buildings are in the smoke and rain. β
There is a voice!
Many people pointed and pointed at the girl on the balcony.
8 Wrong, that's right, Mi is wrong, the female man lying on the side of the balcony is Shangguan Xiaohong of Qingfu. There was also a grass nest on the dome of the balcony, and a girl was sleeping in the nest.
There was a grass nest on the ground, and a dog was sleeping in the grass nest.
The dog, the girl, she is so chic and uninhibited with it, she doesn't care about the eyes of passers-by. It's so capricious!
"Sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers, scatter flowers!"
Shangguan Xiaohong's best friend is sprinkling flowers, it is Li Xiaoxian, Li Xiaoxian is sprinkling flowers. And Shangguan Xiaohong slept in the grass nest on the balcony, and she changed her position. "Girlfriend, keep sprinkling flowers, don't stop!"
"-" Li Xiaoxian.
Mom, I want to beat Xiaohong. Li Xiaoxian said in his heart. The aura of underbeating emanating from Xiaohong's body was so strong. Also, her dog is also very bad! Is there any mistake, the owner built a grass nest on it, and her dog built a nest in the middle of the road, and there is no one!
As Shangguan Xiaohong's intimate best friend (it is best to be close, Xiaoxian said in her heart), Li Xiaoxian bumped into Xiaohong as soon as she went out, they were shopping and shopping, Xiaohong had a whim, "I want to chant poetry, I want to cultivate sentiment, I want to sway my youth, I want to be romantic!"
So she built a grass nest on the balcony!
"Girlfriend, is there enough romance! Li Xiaoxian wanted to cry.
"Xiaoxian, you can't stop!, call one!" Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"Alright, master. Whoa, whoa, whoa!," howled Birdbooth.
"Xiaoxian, continue to sprinkle flowers. Let me tell you, only when I am surrounded by the scent of dogs and flowers can I feel the true meaning of life, and only then can I sing beautiful poems. Little sister, you are wearing floral clothes, come to your sister's bowl!" Shangguan Xiaohong smiled at the Pujie girl below.
"ββ" Pujie girl was also speechless. Emma, that's Shangguan Xiaohong! Shengjing's famous Xiaohong, her brother Shangguan Jin is not far behind, people say: Don't be too ridiculous, no matter how ridiculous it is, Shangguan Jin.
Later, Shangguan Xiaohong rose strongly, established the Poor Milk Alliance, and fought against the university scholar Tang Shibia, which was in the limelight for a while. Humanity: Milk poverty does not want a daughter, no matter how poor Shangguan Xiaohong is.
The people below were talking about Shangguan Xiaohong and her dog.
"Ouch, my mom, isn't this Xiaohong, Xiaohong is finally willing to come out and jump, isn't she recuperating in Qingfu!"
"Xiaohong is really an elegant woman, standing in the wind, and the building is a nest. Xiaoxian sprinkled flowers, and Xiaohong lay on her side. There is no one left. β
"I don't understand what Shangguan Xiaohong is doing at all. β
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, Doubi is here, don't get close to the idlers, the three sections of Doubi's qi!"
Tang Doubi shouted. The whole body exudes a comic atmosphere.
As soon as Tang Doubi appeared, his sister Tang Dou sprouts were not far away!
As the deputy leader of the Poor Milk Alliance, Tang Dou Sprouts was worried during Shangguan Xiaohong's absence, thinking day and night, where did the special alliance leader go!
Wipe!
The leader of the alliance is smiling in the grass nest!
Tang bean sprouts are angry, don't want it. "Tear the comparison, I want to tear the comparison with Shangguan Xiaohong! Otherwise, it will be difficult to dispel the evil anger in my heart. β
Tang Doubi stopped his sister, "Sister Huang, calm, calm." The leader of the alliance is cultivating sentiments. β
Tang Douya said angrily: "Cultivate her sister-in-law!"
Shangguan Yaya immediately appeared, "Her sister-in-law is here, here!"
Yaya appeared, and Poison Island followed her.
Tang bean sprouts: "ββ"
You sisters, don't play like this.
Tang Dou Sprouts was also speechless, thinking about what would happen, and who would come. That shei, I know that you are Shangguan Xiaohong's sister-in-law, called Yaya. What are you doing here so happily? Any idea how much I want to pinch your face right now.
"Oh,, you built a grass nest on the ground, huh?"
Shangguan Yaya asked curiously.
"Lie on the ground and sleep with the earth. β
Bird Booth Road.