"Ah...... Sneezing ......" Wu Sihu let out a long sneeze, and a carp got up from the bed.

After more than ten years of devastation, the bed board finally died on this day, making an earth-shattering noise, and then collapsed without hesitation, raising terrifying dust.

"Ahh Ahh Wu Sihu covered his nose and rushed out the door......

"Damn, I'm afraid someone is scolding Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has grown so big, he has never been infected with a cold, and his nose is broken this morning. North Road, North Road, where did you go? My broken bed board is all down. ”

As he spoke, a thin and small attendant rushed in and blocked the dust with his hand, "This bed board should have been changed a long time ago, did you say that there was the urine of the boy who urinated when you were a child, and you slept kindly...... I won't be allowed to move. Are you jumping out of bed again? The last time I jumped off. ”

Wu Sihu rubbed his nose and pretended to raise his foot to kick North Road, "I want you to change your partner, there are so many!" Who wets the bed and who wets the bed? When I was a child, I loved bedwetting, and that was Wu Wuhu! ”

"Hey, don't take advantage of the fifth brother's absence in the capital to plant everything on his head. If he is small, eighty percent will be all over Tokyo to shout, hey, Wu Sihu wetted the bed when he was a child, it is simply the rainy season all year round, and mushrooms can grow under the bed. ”

"What's your name? Wu Donghai, hahaha, the dog drilled under the bed and followed up the water curtain hole! ”

Wu Sihu jumped three feet high, picked up the board axe on the side, and slashed towards the comer, "Second brother, I'm wetting the bed, not opening the floodgate, you group of people, sesame mung beans are big, you have to say watermelon!" I didn't go around saying that when you were a child, you stole your mother's melon seeds and ate them together, and you almost didn't choke to death! ”

Wu Erhu was obviously used to his play, and fought with him for three hundred rounds before he shouted, "Okay, okay, you've warmed up enough, aren't you going to be on duty today?" Let's go out quickly, don't delay. ”

"Now that the black fur can be replaced by a tigress with cubs, you are clever and don't go wrong, otherwise she can rip off your skin."

Wu Sihu was stunned for a moment and scratched his head, "It's that powerful?" ”

"But no, let's kill people, then we have to shout, the tigress kills, smiled and said that you are really beautiful and kind, and then a black tiger pulled out his heart, grabbed the steaming heart, it seems that I didn't guess wrong, it's really a good heart."

Wu Erhu said, turned his head to look at Wu Sihu, and exclaimed, "Silly, you are a nebuta today, why are you scratching your head with a board axe, you are scratching a bald piece!" ”

Wu Sihu was startled, thrust the plate axe into his waist, reached out and touched his head, and wailed!

"Ahh My hair! "His hair is very rough, and if he gets angry, it really has the effect of being angry. On weekdays, it feels like a hand, but now it feels like a newborn mouse cub, soft.

This is definitely scratching the baldness, and the scalp is exposed!

……

The Wu family's morning food, eat more steamed buns, a pot in front of one person, in winter with sheep soup or spicy soup to drink, in summer is fish soup, delicious and incomparably delicious.

Old Madam Wu frowned, and pressed the urge to whip Wu Sihu's head, "You melon baby, early in the morning, what are you doing wearing a copper helmet, this summer, you are not afraid of covering your skull with prickly heat." When the old woman saw it, she panicked. ”

Wu Erhu, who knew the inside story on the side, covered his mouth and laughed.

Wu Sihu coughed heavily, glanced at Wu Erhu warningly, grabbed the bun, and stood up, "Grandma, Auntie, I'm leaving, I'm on duty today, and I won't come back at night." ”

He hurried, walked quickly to the door, and the north road had already signed out the horse early and tied it up.

"Childe."

As soon as Wu Sihu walked under the tree, a fruit fell from the tree and smashed on his copper helmet with a clatter, making a crisp sound.

"Damn, I'm afraid I'm not being followed by an unlucky ghost today, it's just bad luck!"

Wu Sihu took a sip, picked up the fruit on the ground, wiped it on his clothes, stuffed it into his mouth, and then jumped up, turned over his horse, and galloped towards the palace.

Beilu looked at Wu Sihu's back in the distance, and couldn't help but shake his head, "Childe, that fruit is rotten!" Or can you stay until now? ”

……

Wu Sihu sat in the corner, as the small leader of the forbidden army and the ya, he could rest in the small room, and let the people under his command just go around. But as a person with nails on his ass and uncomfortable not moving, he has never been lazy.

But today, it's the first time, and I really can't stand it.

He looked around, it was noon, the officials were all resting, and the surroundings were quiet, only occasionally one or two cat meows.

Wu Sihu took off his helmet, he didn't need to touch it, he knew that his hair was already soaked and could drip water, "Grandma, Lao Tzu is going to suffer from heat stroke!" Who! ”

Wu Sihu jumped up violently and punched in the direction of the comer, and when the fist hit the person, he stopped, "You mother, what are you running around?" The master almost punched you to death. ”

The woman glanced at Wu Sihu's head and pursed her lips.

She didn't dare to laugh, in the entire Chen Palace, there was no one who didn't know that Wu Sihu was a fiery temper.

"Little general, my wife...... My wife is sick, so please ask the little general to help my wife one last time. ”

Wu Sihu wiped his sweat, "I'm sick and go to the imperial doctor, I'm not a doctor, call me hairy?" ”

The woman lowered her voice and pleaded, "At this time, the official family and the queen have already rested, and my wife is low, and those people in the Tai Hospital are used to praising high and low...... When Madame entered the palace, her grandfather gave her a life-saving pill. But the medicine was hidden in the silver ball, and the old slave couldn't get it. The general had great strength and begged the general to pinch it open for the old slave and save his wife's life. ”

"Take it." Wu Sihu said.

The mother-in-law shook her head, "The old slave was afraid of delaying the hour, so he asked Xia Gao in the courtyard to think of a way." Please. ”

Wu Sihu hesitated for a moment and sighed, "The last time, it was a human life." One by one, I saw that Lao Tzu had a good heart. ”

As he spoke, he followed the woman into the alley.

Xu Ya is not favored, in this palace, she is like an invisible person. The place where she lives is very far away from the official family's dormitory. In a small courtyard, only Mama Qian, the little eunuch Xia Gao, and a palace maid named Yinhua served.

It stands to reason that she can't live alone with such a division.

But when she was a year old, she suddenly had a serious illness, and she couldn't do it when she saw it. The one who was on the throne was afraid that she would be sick, so he asked for permission and moved her here.

Who would have expected that as soon as the autumn day passed, she slowly came back to life again.

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