Lu Qingrong looked at him suspiciously, "Where are you from?" What did you do? ”

Zhuang Miao immediately sat down when he heard this, and couldn't wait to explain, "I was originally a scumbag, I was playing with the computer all night in the Internet café, and after staying in the Internet café for three days and three nights, I really had no money, and I was kicked out, and I was about to pick up a dollar and coin on the street, but I didn't expect to be hit and killed by a drunk man, and I was here when I woke up." ”

Lu Qingrong thought of his origin and nodded.

It seems to be the same, she was in an accident on the plane, and he was hit and killed.

"By the way, young lady, what are you doing in modern times?"

Lu Qingrong is like a fish in his throat, and he is called a little sister by a thirty-year-old man, which feels really strange.

"You're thirty years old, can you not call me little sister? I'm younger than you. ”

"Isn't this kind, to say that your little sister is to say that you are beautiful, don't say that I finally met a modern person here, I feel happy to speak, in this ancient era, I always call me everyone, I can't stand it."

Saying that, Zhuang Miao began to complain endlessly, and he was not suitable here.

was originally a scumbag, but here he wanted to pretend to be a scholar here, and his ink was used up in three days, so he had no choice but to come here to retreat, and he was already bored this year.

"You're a chef! Then your cooking must be delicious, can you make me a hot pot and barbecue? That's what I miss the most, but unfortunately, no one here can do it. ”

"Let's talk about these things later, the two of us are from the same place, we should be connected by the same fate, and we should be in the same camp, right?"

Zhuang Miao patted his chest, "Of course, here, the two of us are from that place, naturally we are in the unified camp, I can't understand when talking to others, so I can explain it to you." ”

Lu Qingrong didn't expect to find a companion by finding a Zhuang Miao, but this also solved her problem.

"Can you do something for me?"

"Whatever you say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely do it for you."

"Go to the Dayu Dynasty to serve as the elder of my dynasty."

Zhuang Miao's body retreated suddenly.

"No, no, with my little ink, it's hard to talk to them, how can I serve as the elder of the Dayu Dynasty? I was afraid of being exposed, so I hid from this place. ”

"Let me tell you, I have been a scumbag since I was a child, and I was barely forced by the Chinese teacher to memorize a few poems and fool them, but if you want to talk to them and do things, it will definitely be exposed, I was born with one less tendon, and those people in the court are all crooked, if I enter the court, I will be eaten to death by them in minutes, no, no."

Lu Qingrong hated Tie and couldn't do anything, "What are you afraid of?" It's the same as ordinary talking, you just need to help me in that position, if there is something I don't understand, I'll find someone to help you, isn't there a shortage of people on my side right now? You help me occupy the position of the old man, and besides, you are also a modern person, how can you become so difficult to move an inch here, and it is too embarrassing for modern people. ”

Zhuang Miao hesitated, but still shook his head, "It's still not good, let me tell you, those people in the court are terrible, and they want people's lives at every turn." I can't be an official, and as soon as I enter the court, I have to bow down to the court every day, I am a dignified seven-foot man, kneeling to the sky and kneeling to my parents, how can I kneel to the ridiculous emperor? ”

"Then are you going to die without help?"

"What do you mean?"

Zhuang Miao looked at Lu Qingrong in confusion, with a puzzled expression, accompanied by his baby face, Lu Qingrong's anger disappeared at once.

"I've encountered some trouble, if you don't help me, I must have a life-saving concern, and now I'm pregnant, so if you don't help me, it's a corpse and two lives, you learn scum, then it's always okay to talk and do things, if you don't want to talk, then don't speak, what's the matter, I'll let others help you complete it?"

"You pretend to be like every day, rest assured that I won't let you stay in this old position for too long, at most a year, and after a year, I will let you go free, besides, what kind of life can you live here? I promise you that you will be able to live a prosperous life when you go out, do you really want to make a living with the little ink left in your belly? ”

Even said and frightened, Zhuang Miao's side finally agreed.

"Okay, for the sake of us, we're from the same place, and I can't help you if you're in trouble, but I said in advance, you have to find someone to help me, otherwise I can't do this little ink, and I'll be exposed as soon as I go out."

Lu Qingrong couldn't help but roll his eyes at the sky, isn't this person really a scumbag?

Nothing.

After the next conversation, Lu Qingrong finally realized that he was really a scumbag.

He doesn't even understand the addition and subtraction within ten that elementary school students know, this is really scum to the end.

No wonder I don't dare to go out and hide here all day.

At this time, Lu Qingrong didn't know whether to invite back a great god or a burdensome one.

"Little sister, what are you doing here? You should be doing a good job, how did you communicate with those people in the DPRK and China, I was almost scared to death by the people here on the first day I came, which foot did you take when you went out? When eating, which dish to eat first and how? You can't chirp when you eat, there are so many rules! How did you survive in that place? ”

For the title of young lady, Lu Qingrong has now accepted it calmly.

Under this body in his thirties, there is a teenage soul hidden, and it is balanced when I think about it.

"It's not as exaggerated as you say, what you said is those pedantic families, it's the rules at every turn, most people don't have this kind of rules, I'm now the wife of the prince of the Xuanguo Mansion, I married this prince, I will explain these things to you slowly in the future, the most important thing at the moment is that you write a letter to the emperor, and write to the emperor saying that you want to be the elder of this dynasty."

Zhuang Miao laughed dryly, "Little sister, there is another problem, that is, my word is not the same as the original Zhuang Miao, I have only been here for a year, and the previous Zhuang Miao was famous in the entire Dayu Dynasty, and his words are also very decent." ”

"Just my word, with a dog. If I write to the emperor, it will definitely be a goof, and besides, after I got here, I didn't even recognize all the words here. ”

The more Zhuang Miao spoke, the quieter his voice became.