Fish? Why did you talk about it and pull it to the fish?

"Eat, what's wrong? We are different from monks, there are no taboos. Shouyoko replied without warning.

"Hey, that's good." He Xiaotian put away the hammer, smiled at him, and took out the fish frozen with ice cubes from the storage space.

Dao Xuan, who was standing outside the door, looked at the fish in his hand and trembled.

If I'm not mistaken, it's the legendary Happy Fish, right?

Then without hesitation, just run.

That look is like seeing some terrifying demon king.

Shouyangzi is confused, what does X mean, is he trying to reconcile with me? Forgive yourself?

He Xiaotian lit a cyan flame in his right hand, evaporating the ice cubes in an instant, and scalding the oily fish by the way.

With his left hand, he grabbed Shouyoko's chin and shoved the fish into it.

All this happened in the blink of an eye, and as a cultivator, he didn't react.

"Goo-dong!" "Goo-dong!"

After the oil fish swallowed one by one, He Xiaotian let go of his left hand and turned his palm into his stomach.

The internal force penetrates the body, and with its control of the shortlisted, the cooked fish dissolves quickly.

"Ahem, what did you do to me?"

"Feed you fish!"

He Xiaotian's answer almost didn't make Shou Yangzi faint, who eats fish like you?

You should be a roast duck in Kyoto, raw!

"Although your movements are very rough, don't say that the fish tastes quite fresh. It's a pity that I swallowed too much of it and couldn't savor it. ”

"Of course, the taste of oily fish is a must."

Shouyoko: "......"

What did you just say?

He Xiaotian looked at Lao Dao's unbelievable eyes, and grinned: "You heard it right, it's an oily fish." When you eat it, you will be happy. ”

I'm happy Nima!!

Since the conversation that subverted Shouyangzi's world view a few days ago, he secretly used his mobile phone to check the oil fish.

As a result, let him call the Supreme Heavenly Venerable.

How can there be such a brazen fish in the world?

And today, you told me that you fed me oily fish?

Am I still happy?

Think of what someone said, there is something wrong with a man being a little perverted.

Shouyangzi subconsciously hugged his ass with both hands, and he was desperately trying to protect his chrysanthemum posture.

"X, I admit that it's not right for me to hack you. But you can't...... You can't take revenge on me like that! I have been observing the old way so far, and I have been guarding myself like jade. "So far, there is no information about what kind of sanctions a man will receive after forcing a man.

In his opinion, He Xiaotian didn't kill him immediately, which proved that he was still sensible.

After all, the relevant departments have an attitude of killing one by one when it comes to the crimes of strange people.

He Xiaotian beat him violently at best.

But after feeding the fish, he changed his mind.

This is naked丨naked丨naked revenge!

"Don't worry, I don't have any interest in your chrysanthemum. Well, the punishment is over. Now let's talk about the issue of compensation. ”

I'm ......

Shouyangzi almost didn't spit out a mouthful of blood.

You just feed me fish, and you still want compensation?

Why don't you go to heaven!

Who is He Xiaotian?

That's the existence that even the deputy scavenger secretary dares to rip off.

It's just a shouyangzi, and he's done today!

Besides, who told me to take charge of this?

Just now you confessed it and forgave me for making an IOU.

"As the person in charge of the Divine Void, you must have a lot of good things in your hands, right? I'm not greedy, I just take out a few hundred pieces casually and reveal the matter. ”

"Poof!"

Pierced in the heart.

Just take out a few hundred?

Old Dao, if I can really take it out, as for the black of your aura crystal?

"Lao Yang, don't say that I'm not righteous. You're hacking me in front of me, I'm looking for you to ask for mental damages, isn't it too much? ”

"Not too much." Shouyangzi smiled bitterly and said, how did you meet such a combination of stunned young man + reckless man!

He reached into his robe with his right hand, took out three yellowed rune papers, and handed them over.

He Xiaotian subconsciously took it, and then looked at the strange-shaped ancient seal on the rune paper with a confused expression.

What is this TM?!

"Don't underestimate my charms, it's all good. It can be said that it is the only remaining belongings of the old way. These three symbols are named Water Avoidance, King Kong, and Essence Protection, which are painted by my senior brother and hexagram master.

Water avoidance charms need to be worn and folded into gossip and worn with you. Suddenly, as long as the power in the talisman does not dissipate, you can ignore the rivers, lakes and seas, like a mermaid. But you have to watch the time, you can last up to half an hour in the water.

The vajra talisman is pasted, directly attached to your body, and within a quarter of an hour, you are as if you were forged from stainless steel, invulnerable. And the strength will increase, and it will be no problem to smash the marble with one punch.

Semen, men know it. It has to be eaten in the same way, first put the talisman in a bowl and cremate it to ashes, then flush it, and wait for the talisman water to clear before drinking. When the time comes, I will hold you and fight in bed for twelve hours, and they will be called Dad. ”

“......”

What kind of Taoist priest are you?

How can there even be such an evil spell?

No, I have to confiscate it, sir.

He Xiaotian put the three pieces of rune paper into the storage space without a trace, and then turned to leave.

I don't have to pay back the money, and the compensation is in hand, so why stay here?

Shouyoko looked at his back and smiled slightly.

The strength is strong, but you are still a young man in front of the old way.

When I first went down the mountain to the magic capital, I stole a box of charms from my brother.

Without......

Alas! If I could sell charms, I would have issued them a long time ago, as for the black people!

Just three pieces of rune paper, and sent He Xiaotian away, it's really worth it!

He didn't know, what He Xiaotian was thinking was that he had played a trick of playing three poles with and without dates.

As a result, Shouyangzi was fooled and really gave him compensation.

Both of them are black-hearted bastards, and there is no good person.

No, strictly speaking, He Xiaotian is much stronger than Lao Dao.

He is using his strength to make money, and Shouyangzi is using the signboard of the Dao Alliance to hack other people's money.

Wait, how is my ass wet?

Shouyoko subconsciously wiped back, and then his face turned black.

Because on the right hand, it is pitch black.

X, pretty!!

Then, suddenly, his face went black.

Because I don't know when, He Xiaotian came back again.

"Lao Yang, I'm still a little angry after thinking about it, so I decided to beat you up."

"No, don't, wait a minute, listen to my explanation......"

"Bang!"

Before he could finish speaking, his right eye turned blue.

"Oops!"

"Bang!"

This time he couldn't speak, and his left eye hurt so much.

"Crackling!"

There was smoke in the side hall, and not only that, but some black ink was splashed out, and I didn't know what it was.

He Xiaotian pushed open the door and went down the mountain refreshed.

Only Shouyoko, who was holding his ass and had a blue nose and swollen face, and the blackened ground under him.

"Lao Lao (grandma)! When I got the sad word alcohol, Zuo Leshen pinched it (what did I do in my last life? Hiss! Shake (it hurts)! ”

Lao Dao got up and prepared to apply a little bone-setting medicine.

As a result, as soon as he took a step, he fell to the ground with a pop.

"Poof!"

This time, he threw off all kinds of meat and eight vegetarians, and one of them couldn't help but be hypocritical.

And so, the black liquid flowed all over the ground again.

"Ahhhh

He Xiaotian couldn't hear the old man's cry of pain, and after going down the mountain, he went straight to Moon Lake.

He was going to rent a medium-sized boat, get away from the crowds, and spend the night on the lake tonight.

Even if there is an existence like Mr. Door, it will not affect the innocent people, right?

There is a special place to rent a boat in Moon Lake, and the price is not cheap, but ordinary people can afford it.

After spending thousands of oceans and renting a medium-sized boat, he drove directly to the center of the lake and stopped.

Then in the room in the cabin, the black suitcase was opened, revealing five hundred aura crystals.

【Ding! Found absorbable experience points, do you want to convert? 】

"Hehe, I'm here for "Jiuyang Divine Skill"!! Conversion, all conversion. ”