Chapter 250: The Instant Noodle Controversy
"What a satisfaction! If someone had come back every day to cook this bowl of instant noodles for me, I would have felt so happy that I would have fainted. β
Xiang Chunmei's exaggerated appearance made Baili Jialie stunned for a while. But for a while, he was also full of curiosity, although he wouldn't be hungry, but he felt that he still had it, and he had eaten many delicacies, so he still felt that Xiang Chunmei was fooling himself.
But what kind of taste it is, I'm afraid I can only know after I taste it. Thinking like this, Baili Jialie finally picked up the chopsticks suspiciously, and sat at the dining table like Xiang Chunmei, staring at the bowl of instant noodles in front of him.
Maybe it just doesn't look good, the taste should be okay, and after a long time of mental preparation in my heart, Baili Jialie finally moved his chopsticks.
But when Baili Jialie really sandwiched the instant noodles and took a bite, he felt that Xiang Chunmei was really teasing herself. This noodle that tastes completely chewy, how can it be as delicious as she just said, this is simply false propaganda
"What the hell are you cooking? This is not as delicious as ordinary noodles, are you hungry and stupid, or are you just teasing this king? β
Baili Jialie was a little unhappy, and when he smashed his chopsticks, he obviously didn't want to eat more. And Xiang Chunmei treated Baili Jialie as air from beginning to end, still looking exaggerated, sighing while eating her instant noodles.
It seems that Xiang Chunmei is determined to pretend to be crazy and stupid, but he Baili Jialie saw that there was indeed nothing good to eat at her house now, and he didn't prepare in advance and didn't bring food to the world, so he could only continue to pick up chopsticks with black lines.
"This smell is really weird......
Seeing that Baili Jialie had chosen to go against the grain, Xiang Chunmei was also surprised for a while, but at this time, the instant noodles in Xiang Chunmei's bowl had already been wiped out, so he took the chopsticks and looked at Baili Jialie's bowl with bright eyes.
"How? After eating a few bites, you suddenly feel that it is still delicious, this kind of thing I told you is really poisonous, you only need to eat it a few more times and you will really be poisoned by him. Sometimes I don't even want to eat food, I just want this taste. β
Xiang Chunmei is now speaking in a straight voice, and even looks very proud, and even after eating a few more bites, Baili Jialie still feels that there is nothing powerful about this noodle, and even the more he eats, the more he feels that he has really been tricked by Xiang Chunmei.
"You're not really kidding me, are you, is this thing really that powerful? Or are you humans so easily satisfied, what is this? β
Baili Jialie's disgust can no longer be obvious, but Xiang Chunmei has been trying to hold back her laughter, and it is really funny to see Baili Jialie trying to endure without having a seizure.
"I've said it all, I'm really not kidding you, it's really my favorite thing to eat, don't you see that I've eaten empty? And you shouldn't have this kind of thing in the demon world, it's obviously a good thing, but because you're shallow, it's not good to say it. β
This is the first time that Baili Jialie has heard someone say that he is shallow, and he has lived for so many years, so much that it is enough for such an ordinary human to live several reincarnations.
Xiang Chunmei now uses her qualifications of only more than 20 years to question that she has no knowledge? This is, of course, an insult to Baili Kareh!
Now he widened his eyes and wanted to say a few words to Chunmei, but Xiang Chunmei stared at his noodle bowl with bright eyes from beginning to end, not looking at him at all, and pretending not to notice Baili Jialie's angry expression at this time.
"How the hell did you talk to this king! Didn't you just beg this king to stay and protect you, and now you're already kicking your nose in the face like this? β
There was no way for Baili Jialie to get angry, because even if he said this, Xiang Junmei still looked at his face with a deep expression, and only occasionally looked up at him, but quickly turned his head back to look at the noodles in his bowl.
"But this is really delicious, I didn't lie to you, didn't you see that I finished eating? Why don't you believe me, it's a headache. β
Even when Xiang Chunmei spoke again, it turned out to be such an aggrieved tone, as if Baili Jialie had really misunderstood her.
Baili Jialie didn't know what to say for a while, because he couldn't understand which book Xiang Chunmei was singing, but he felt Xiang Chunmei's earnest eyes, so he raised his face.
"What, it's not enough for you to eat your noodles yourself, and you still want to eat mine?"
Xiang Chunmei thought that Baili Jialie was disgusted with this bowl of instant noodles, so she didn't want to eat it, and when she felt her expectations, she wanted to take the initiative to fulfill herself, of course, she nodded busily and smiled happily.
"yes, yes, I usually cook two packets of instant noodles by myself! There are only the last two bags left today, because I think of you, so I can only grieve myself to contribute a bag to you. Now that you don't like to eat, I don't think you use chopsticks much, it's okay, I don't dislike you. β
Xiang Chunmei said this, and was about to pick up Baili Jialie's noodles, but the bowl and Baili Jialie seemed to suddenly be interested at this time, deliberately raised his hand, and threw himself into the air towards Chunmei.
Xiang Chunmei looked at Baili Jialie with an inexplicable expression, and Baili Jialie raised his eyebrows, then carried the noodle bowl back, leaned on the tip of his nose and sniffed.
"It's just that this king suddenly felt that this kind of poor people's food seems to have a little meaning, and it is not impossible to experience poverty life occasionally."
When he said such a sentence suddenly, Xiang Chunmei didn't understand what it meant, so he watched Baili Jialie pick up the chopsticks again and actually eat instant noodles!
Xiang Chunmei now understands that it is true that Baili Jialie dislikes the instant noodles he cooked, and it is true that he doesn't want to eat them, but he wants to go against himself, which is even more true.
Now that he hadn't eaten enough, he didn't lie to him, but seeing that this delicious food was repented by him like this, Xiang Chunmei was naturally unconvinced.
So next, what I saw was that the two of them were "fighting" with chopsticks for a bowl of instant noodles, and Xiang Chunmei was busy until the end, and he didn't grab a bite.
And the last bowl of instant noodles, in the disgust of Baili Jialie, he ate up the entire bowl of instant noodles.
Seeing Xiang Chunmei jumping to her feet in anger, Baili Jialie felt more and more happy, the two of them got along like this, and there was simply no moment when they could really be quiet.
When Baili Jialie finally drank all the soup, Xiang Chunmei felt exhausted, and her work all day and night had already made her very tired, and she didn't expect to have to fight against such a bear when she got home!
However, after watching Baili Jialie eat all the instant noodles, he looked satisfied, and looked at his defeat, so he threw his hand and left, and Xiang Chunmei could only say that he swallowed his anger, and there was nothing he could do.
Xiang Chunmei didn't expect that Baili Jialie now dislikes the instant noodles he cooked, and he is unwilling to eat them for himself, these are actually trivial things. When he dragged his exhausted body and walked into his bedroom in a yukata, he found that Baili Jialie had already been lying on his bed in the posture of a master!
And now he is looking at himself with a rather meaningful expression, as soon as he comes into contact with Baili Jialie's eyes, Xiang Chunmei hurriedly pulled his bathrobe tighter, and looked at the person in front of him with wide eyes.
"Hey, I said you didn't come to my house for the first day, don't you know where the guest room is? Always come to my bedroom, you do it on purpose, I tell you I don't eat beauty tricks! I made a note of the fact that you just grabbed instant noodles from me, and I won't lose my anger. β
Although Xiang Chunmei said this, of course, she was not so naΓ―ve and still thought about mentioning instant noodles, but she didn't have to find some reason to mention anything else, otherwise she would get along with Baili Jialie in the bedroom at the same time, and Xiang Chunmei was really about to die of embarrassment.
After all, there are still some between the two of them, and they don't really want to recall the past, and now as long as the two of them appear in this specific place together, sometimes they feel that there is even some more ambiguous atmosphere in the air, which is really uncomfortable.
And Baili Jialie didn't know where to get a bathrobe at this time, looking at the expensive look, it looked like the one he loved to wear in the Demon King Palace, a burgundy suede bathrobe.
Now the high slit on his chest is even more exaggerated than his own, isn't this obviously teasing himself? Xiang Chunmei doesn't eat this set, she is not so easy to coax.
And after listening to what Xiang Chunmei said, Baili Jialie laughed out loud, and his eyes when he looked at Chunmei were also full of teasing.
"You forgot about it, this king said before, this king will sleep in this bedroom when he is in your house. This bedroom has the best lighting, the largest bed, the softest quilt, you actually want this king to deign to sleep in the guest room, are you mistaken? β
Well, so that's the case, Baili Kareh didn't want to tease himself at all, so it was clear that he was going to fight with himself!
I used to compete with myself for instant noodles, but now I have to fight with myself for the bed, and I stomped my feet to Chunmei, and my uncle and aunt can't bear it! I can sleep well, even if it is a thankful thing in the past few days, Baili Jialie can't even understand himself, it's too much.
"No, I can share the food with you, but this bed just can't work. If I can't sleep well, I won't work well tomorrow, and you know that I'm very tired these days, shouldn't you be considerate, I'm still a girl! And this is my home, why should I go to sleep in the guest room. β
Xiang Chunmei rushed to Baili Kalie angrily. After saying such a big truth, she felt that it was all right and reasonable, but Baili Jialie was impatient, rubbing her ears, as if she was disgusted with Xiang Chunmei's loud voice.