Chapter 1: It's impossible to work part-time
"When you set foot here, you will be enemies of the gods."
A sandalwood table.
Alone.
A brush.
A stack of parchment papers.
A sentence of opening sentence in the late stage of the second disease.
Tang Shidao wanted to say something when he heard it: Did you go out to take medicine in the morning? I'm just looking for a job, asking for a job mopping the floor or washing dishes, and you're calling me an enemy of the gods? Saving the world is someone else's child's business, and I'm just sitting in front of the TV watching other people's children save the world. Actually called me an enemy of the gods, believe it or not, a demon zero police call to send you a free house in a mental hospital?
Tang Shidao wanted to flip the table, but held back.
Because it was the scarecrow who spoke: the scarecrow!
Facing a talking scarecrow, Tang Shidao's ability to stand firm and not tremble has been extraordinary.
This is not a TV prank.
Tang Shidao entered the door, and he was already standing in a library when he wiped his eyes. This library is peculiar, it has countless bookshelves. These shelves are cylindrical, and each cylindrical bookshelf is about ten meters in diameter. The most bizarre thing is that each of them has no top, and all of them are 'towering into the clouds', and the top is not visible at all.
There is no end in sight to the library, and when you open your eyes, you can see an endless skyline in all directions.
If this is a prank, it will not be possible to set up a scene when a sea is freed.
"Place of residence: Japanese Emperor Department, Dihuang Star, Zulong Kingdom, Nanzhou, Tea City. Deity Name: Tang Shidao. Surname: Male. Is the above information correct? Need to be revised? The scarecrow ignored Tang Shidao's reaction and only reported a simple piece of information.
"Well, that's right." Tang Shidao subconsciously replied, trying to think about what was happening now.
"Welcome to the Mage Network." The scarecrow showed a terrifying smile, and the painting style changed again: "Do you need to give you some time to scream loudly, or run wildly?" I can understand that your movies are all played like this. ”
"Oh...... No, I'm not an actor. Tang Shidao was a little unable to catch the words, and asked quickly: "Then what is the enemy of the gods......
"It's just an advertising message."
"Huh?"
"It's like you say God willing. If there is a God, do you believe it will bless the person who said it? ”
"It should ...... No. ”
"Well, I don't have an opinion. Please understand according to your thinking, what you think you are. For example, if you suspect that you are dreaming right now, this is also a possibility. My job is to receive you, record you, guide you through the first round of testing, and then leave it alone. "The scarecrow looks like he doesn't care about your teacher after he finishes his homework.
"What is the test?" Tang Shidao felt that he had read too many novels, and he was also tricked by novels.
"Test your qualifications to become a mage."
"Why did you choose me? Am I ...... qualified?"
"Random."
“……”
"Every day, the mage network randomly selects a certain creature from a certain world, a certain planet, or a certain race as a candidate seed. Just like you won the lottery, now, you've won the lottery. That being said, I have to tell you in terms of duty: it doesn't mean that you have good luck and a brilliant life from now on. 99.999% of the newcomers I've seen are dead, and they die in the first introductory exam. If you don't get through, you'll die, and in a second you'll be the unlucky guy who ran to a small hotel while looking for a job and was killed by a headlight falling from the ceiling. ”
"What if I pass?" Tang Shidao was not calm when he heard it. I actually entered a small hotel, and I really stood under a little creaking headlights.
"I told you everything, won't you hide? If you still die like this, you deserve it. ”
“……”
The scarecrow recorded the information as he spoke, and handed it to Tang Shidao after writing. Tang Shidao naively thought that he could take a look at the contract, who knew that as soon as his finger hurt, a drop of blood would automatically float out, forming a bloody fingerprint on the parchment paper, and then all the formalities ended unreasonably.
Tang Shidao was a little dumbfounded.
Didn't speak.
I wondered if there was a professional association to complain about this.
The scarecrow put away the parchment paperwork, and the four elemental runes of 'fire, water, earth and wind' floated in the palm of his right hand: "There are three steps to becoming a mage, the first step is to choose a faith. Since you don't have any shards of other gods right now, you only have four primitive options: Fire, Water, Earth, and Wind. Please start and don't waste my time, even though I'm idle. ”
Tang Shidao was almost speechless: "Do you have to choose, I don't believe in God." ”
"I don't believe it either."
“……”
"Alright, Vulcan." You don't believe it and let me choose. Tang Shidao felt that there was something wrong with the scarecrow's head, and I was afraid that all grass grew in it.
As soon as he finished speaking.
A little spark floated to Tang Shidao's left palm, imprinting a fire mark. At the same time, a message came to Tang Shidao's mind: to obtain the primary fire god faith, the upper limit of mana will be temporarily increased by 1 point. Gain Fire Mastery and Fire Spell Enhancement by 100%. Obtain the basic fire spell 'Fireball', which requires 1 mana to cast.
After receiving this message, Tang Shidao was stunned.
The script is wrong.
Said that the good city becomes mysterious in one second, and then it becomes an online game in another second, taking the wrong medicine?
"I didn't expect to become a Vulcan believer like this......"
"Not satisfied? It can be exchanged. The scarecrow interrupted Tang Shidao's life and sighed, and the big brother used a hawker tone who was not satisfied with our delivery.
"Can faith be changed?"
"Of course. Faith is just a choice, just like you want to go out in a suit or a swimsuit. You can exchange it with me now, and you can exchange it yourself when you find the Water God Fragments, the Beast God Fragments and the War God Fragments in the future. "The scarecrow said that the 'belief in the gods' was chosen to be played.
"Can you believe in both?"
"No, you can't. Can you put a firecracker in your mouth along with a lit match? ”
Tang Shidao was speechless.
This analogy is truly top-notch.
Now he understands what Vulcan belief is, Ya is an online game profession, or can he change jobs at any time.
"Three steps to becoming a mage, the second step, please draw a random talent spell." The scarecrow ignored Tang Shidao's acceptance and did his own work.
Moment.
Countless spell patterns floated in the air, even denser than the haze of the imperial capital.
"Must be smoked?" Tang Shidao asked subconsciously.
"Mages have always been 'left-handed beliefs and right-handed talents', and both are indispensable. I have to tell you: these are the legacies of the mages, and all the mages of the mage network will leave one of their spells after death. It could be his talent spell, it could be the strongest spell he's learned, or it could be the weakest spell he deliberately left behind. In short, there will be one left after the mage dies. Once you've finished your draft, you'll enter the first Introductory Trial, and if you die in the Introductory Trial, the talent spell you've drawn will automatically become your legacy. The scarecrow said.
Tang Shidao didn't ask much and began to draw randomly.
Exhaust.
Just about to speak.
The scarecrow took the lead: "Boy, please don't reveal to anyone what your talent spell is. Even if the other person is your parents, children, wife, or even your puppet or puppet clone, don't reveal it to let it know. Telling people what your talent spell is, it's the same as telling everyone what your 'weakness' is. ”
Tang Shidao looked at his right hand and found that the casting requirements for this talent spell were ...... 0 mana.
At this point, the scarecrow spoke again: "Generally all spells have a cast limit. For example, the most common fireball spell is that it requires 1 mana to cast. Talent spells don't. Talent spells are a special gift from the Mage.com, and they will be with you as much as your hands and feet. If you draw a Fireball that requires 10 mana as a talent spell, you can cast it at 0 mana. ”
Tang Shidao subconsciously asked, "Why?" ”
The scarecrow answered: "There is no reason. Talent spells are the talent of a mage, just like a fish can swim and a bird can fly. You tell me, why do birds fly? ”
Tang Shidao didn't ask, and understood why the talent spell couldn't be told to anyone.
The Talent Spell is the Mage's biggest hole card.
"There are three steps to becoming a mage, and the third step is to kill a group of the weakest magical monsters and survive." After the scarecrow finished speaking, with a wave of his hand, there were hundreds of more light doors in the library, each with a special mark. There are small light orb icons, skeleton warriors, mud puppets, small water monsters, fire beetles, wind elements, etc.
In this battle, Tang Shidao really has a feeling of being mixed into an online game, and it is still an online game that is either life or death.
"Can you ask what exactly the Mage Net is? How many more mages are there on Earth's Emperor Star? Tang Shidao walked to the light gate marked by a skeleton warrior nearby, turned his head and asked, a little uneasy in his heart when he asked.
Hear this.
The scarecrow paused and said, "Regarding the Mage Net, to use a simple phrase for you to understand: there are people in each dimensional space who learn arcane magic, and they work together to build something called the 'Mage Net'. It's the same as your internet, except that it's a store of power, all the power associated with spells. Your Internet 'signal' network, the Mage Network is a network of 'power'. You can download knowledge on the Internet, and power on the Mage Network. As for how many peers the Earth Emperor Star has, you should listen to me if you have no problem with your brain...... One person at random in one plane. Remember? Not to mention the Emperor of the Earth, you are the only one in the universe that your little brain can understand. Of course, when you die, Mage.com will randomly pick a second one. ”
Tang Shidao was very strange: "Just me? So what is my mission? ”
The scarecrow was also strange: "What is your mission on the Internet?" ”
"It's okay, wander around."
"Well, it's the same with Mage.com. It's okay, fool around. ”
“……”
Tang Shidao was silent, figured it out, and calmed down...... To hell with the thinking, Lao Tzu's IQ is not online now.
Nod your head slightly.
Say thank you.
"It's just me, and I don't want to be a free volunteer for the Hero Squad anyway." After speaking, Tang Shidao turned around and walked into the light gate.
Step into it.
Inside the Light Gate, the 100 skeleton warriors with large wooden sticks turned their heads in unison, and immediately clicked again.
Usually there are too many online games, and Tang Shidao still reacts a little.
Boom a fireball.
A skeleton warrior shattered and fell to the ground in all directions. There are only 99 left after one move, which doesn't look too difficult. However, Tang Shidao found another problem: there is no blue! The upper limit of your mana is 1, and it's all over after using 1 point. It takes 1 hour to recover 1 mana, and I want to deal with 99 skeleton warriors, hehehehe......
"I now know why those seniors died...... Life is not good. Tang Shidao laughed at himself, looking at the talent spell in his right hand.
It is: Reincarnation!
As a newcomer to the mage network, obtaining this gifted spell should have laughed for three days and three nights.
However, the last level of the mage network is to kill monsters...... Can the reincarnation of Ni Mei kill monsters? It's resurrection! It doesn't even count holy light spells, and it can't even hurt a skeleton warrior.
It's a dream.
I'm obviously just an ordinary senior in high school, and I want to find a job as a 'hoverbrush' to earn some tuition, why did Nima become a 'monster farmer'?
Is there a director, can I go to the wrong set?