Chapter 149: I Didn't Tell My Master (1st Update)
Jin Feng went to the mortal world to collect ghost qi, Xiao Baobao wanted to go along, but was stopped by the real person of the red line.
"Just go to the mortal territory, the emperor who is a mortal with his cultivation doesn't have to look at it, what danger can there be?" The red line real person scolded him: "When are you Ning Dan?" β
Xiao Baobao turned around and went to the concubine garden.
The red line real person also complained to Yexi Kongkong: "I thought he was the biggest and most successful, and he didn't care about his big things." β
The two only listened and did not speak.
After that, about Xiao Baobao, the red line real person chattered to the two of them every three or five days.
"What's going on? Why do you go to the concubine garden every day? Not in retreat yet? β
"Is there some fox here? Keeping it is, it's not like sleeping when you close it out? β
"No, I asked privately, and none of those concubines were called to bed. Could it beβhey, your brother likes to walk on dry roads? β
"Hey, is your senior brother the one who is being pressed?"
"I'll tell you, I've interrogated those male cultivators there, and no one is close to them, hiss-you say, the baby has always been conceited, shouldn't it--like yourself, right? I know that in ancient times, there was an immortal who was so beautiful that he fell in love with himself. β
"Oh, I'm in a hurry, what's going on? Could it be that I'm going to scratch his face? I raised it myself, so I can't do it. β
"Alasβis it a demon in the heart? Alas, your senior brother is so talented that even the demons in his heart came earlier than others, how can this be good? β
"Ouch, you two are talking about something, you can't send your senior brother to the monk's temple, right? Yes? β
The two sighed deeply and said emptyly: "Master, the floor is going to be worn down by you for three inches." You want to think about it alone, why don't you think to ask in person? β
The red line real person was stunned: "Yes." Eh, your brother and sister are close, you go and ask. Alas, no, what if he has something to shame about? He won't be embarrassed to say it to you. That's even more embarrassing for me. Alas, I knew that I would have accepted a few more male apprentices at the beginning, and there was always one who could use the clichΓ©. Alas, why did Jin Feng go in such a hurry? Alas, what to do? β
Yexi rubbed his forehead: "Master~ Senior brother is just Ning Dan, you are so nervous." After that, you have to be nervous. Wait for Senior Sister Ning Dan, you must not smooth out the mountain. β
When the red line real person heard this, he couldn't help but laugh: "If I can watch you all turn into gods in my lifetime, the master will be at ease." By the way, you have a god in cultivating like that, right? β
Yexi secretly said that he was a little far away from God, and seemed to be closer to the demon.
The three stinkers didn't say anything, and after they came back for more than half a year, the red line real person finally couldn't wait any longer, and arrested Xiao Baobao and interrogated him.
The two privately thought that when Xinyan Zhenren came to visit the door, what did the two say that made the master rude.
I don't know what means the red line real person used, but after half a day, he came out by himself, looking at Yexi with a complicated expression.
Yexi pointed to his nose: "I have become a demon of my senior brother?" β
Heheda, when did the senior brother fall under her pomegranate skirt?
"What's that bowl you gave your senior brother to eat?"
Yexi was stunned: "Senior brother hasn't forgotten yet?" β
The red line real person said with difficulty: "It's really a demon beast... Baba? β
How can such a thing be forgotten? Does her little apprentice have any quirks that are difficult to describe?
At this time, Xiao Baobao struggled out, his clothes were messy, as if he had been caught by something.
Kongkong and Yexi can't believe it, look at Xiao Baobao, and then look at the red line real person, master, rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest!
The red line real person was so angry that he wanted to hit someone: "Master, I have broken through the illusion, let your senior brother try it." β
Suddenly, the sympathetic eyes of the two were sent to Xiao Baobao, senior brother - you have worked hard.
Xiao Baobao's expression is sluggish, and his heart is crazy, anyone who finds that the important things that have been with him for decades suddenly disappear and there are two more points that will collapse, okay? Moreover, because of his refusal to cooperate, his master was intent on revenge and made several big men to press him.
Even if it's in a fantasy world, you can't bear it!
Xiao Baobao, who couldn't bear it, immediately shouted: "Master, I move, I move!" β
Ghost beasts or something, retreat, all retreat!
The red line real person was very curious: "What did you give your senior brother to eat, so that he can't forget it so much?" Could it really beβ"
If it really is, no matter how much she loves Yexi, she will pack her up and send her to the enlightenment class to be rebuilt.
Yexi was surprised: "How is it possible?" Looking at Xiao Baobao: "Senior brother, you didn't eat it?" You reminisce about the taste. β
Xiao Baobao: "Gross-"
I'm really sorry for you, the food I've eaten is so normal, I really don't know what kind of monster your bowl is made of.
"Grass of the Spirit! Brother, you really didn't eat it? β
The red line real person is confused, point the spirit grass? So this kid should be stealing fun, right? Let's just say, how can her apprentice have such a strange fetish, and, with some spiritual grass, it can be seen that the brother and sister are deeply affectionate.
Empty eyes, some spirit grass? Is it?
The corners of Xiao Baobao's mouth twitched, the yellow and black were green, and the rancid and smelly were indescribable, hehe, your senior brother and I were so easy to deceive?
Yexi's eyes widened: "It's really a little spiritual grass, I added seven or eight hundred plants before and after." β
Kongkong and Xiao Baobao still expressed disbelief.
"Ahem, that, Xi'er, do you still have that? The master also saw it. "The red line real person really can't imagine how much of the spirit grass can be cooked so that Xiao Baobao can't even condense the golden pill with confidence.
Yexi shook her head regretfully: "It's gone, just that one can be eaten." β
Red Line Real Man: "..."
Empty: "..."
Xiao Baobao: "Gross-"
For a long time, the red line real person hit the point: "How are you cooking?" β
Night Creek: "... Senior brother was the first to eat it. β
Cooking, she can also be ranked in the top of the list, depending on which end to count. Thinking about the first time she entered the kitchen when she was ten years old, there was no big explosion, everything was quiet, but in the end, she was as frugal as her own mother and threw away the noodles with a pot that had no chance to come out of the pot with a green face. and strictly ordered her not to enter the kitchen in the future, especially when she was outside, she didn't have the slightest intention of teaching and cultivating.
Since then, my parents have set two criteria for choosing a son-in-law with great foresight and self-awareness: first, male. Second, know how to cook.
Having the money to hire a babysitter is not taken into account. If one day the nanny asks for leave from her daughter's cooking, and the son-in-law is dead, how can their conscience be at ease?
Until the death of the second elder, he was frightened and repeatedly instructed, don't go into the kitchen, don't enter the kitchen, don't go into the kitchen!
Later, the end of the world came, and Yexi later laughed at herself, and Mom and Dad no longer had to worry about me going into the kitchen.
Xiao Baobao: "I don't believe it, is that a little spirit grass?" "My throat trembled.
Nightbrook pursed her lips tightly, trusting her creativity.
The red line real man groaned slightly: "Xi'er, you can make another one, right here, in front of your senior brother." If Ning Dan's matter is delayed any longer, I'm afraid that your senior brother will really have demons. β
"Okay." Night Creek will come out with the Heaven Swallowing Furnace.
Swallowing Heaven shouted inside, "Don't take me to pretend to be that or anything." β
No, I asked for an ordinary stove with the empty air, and with a snap of my fingers, Huobao flew out and stood under the stove to heat.
The red line real person rubbed his eyes vigorously, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and pointed to the stove trembling: "What is that?" β
"Fire Treasure."
"What~?~"
Yexi was surprised: "Didn't I tell the master?" β
Empty and blank: "Didn't I tell the master?" β
Xiao Baobao remembered: "I didn't tell the master!" β
The red line real person is crazy: "What else do you have to say to me!" β