Luo Hai is a WeChat controller.

There are countless beauties on his WeChat, but they are all bigwigs who sell tea or other products to him. Legends of erotic encounters still exist in legends.

Seeing the friends around him conquering the city one by one, the fire in his heart has been burning for too long.

On this day, another big man who peddled stocks was deleted, and he was about to turn off WeChat to sleep, when suddenly a message to add friends popped up on WeChat.

This is a woman named Mi, and the avatar is a photo of the woman wearing a company uniform with a smile on her face.

"Loan salesman?" Luo Hai had already vaguely guessed the identity of the other party, but in the spirit of preferring to kill the mistake and not let go, he passed the application.

The wording was being prepared, and the message from the other party had already been sent.

'Shall we play a game?' Rock-paper-scissors, who loses take off a piece of clothing, take a photo and send it to each other. Play 6 rounds. ’

Luo Hai's heart suddenly became excited, and he agreed to the other party's request without hesitation.

The first game began, he never felt that the rock-paper-scissors on WeChat were so slow, and after waiting for half a ring, he still lost the first game in his prayer to God and Buddha.

He took off his coat with a speed he had never done before and started the second game directly, this time he was lucky, he won the second game, and soon, a photo was sent.

The woman in the photo, wearing only underwear, holding a silk pajama that she had just taken off, and a drunken flush on her face, was the woman in uniform in the portrait, only now she looked even more seductive than in the portrait.

"Drunken chicken? Only three of them? Luo Hai felt that the nosebleeds were about to come out. Too late to praise each other's beauty, rock-paper-scissors began again.

It's a pity that this time he lost again, and in order to show the other party his loose muscles, he took off two pieces at once and sent a photo shirtless.

The woman didn't reply and started the game directly.

After three games in a row, Luo Hai lost, he covered his key with one hand, and finally sent a message to the other party.

'Beauty, I'm naked, you're in for a treat. ’

The woman quickly replied: 'There is one last time in the game, and if you lose, I'll take off two.' ’

Luo Hai was shocked, his eyes were glowing green, and he didn't ask him what he had lost, and started the game directly.

It's a pity that he lost again this time, in the spirit of winning and not being arrogant and discouraged, he sent a message asking the game to continue, but he didn't expect that he had been deleted from his friends by the other party.

"Smack."

slapped himself heavily, what a good opportunity, he only won once, the key is to forget his friend's earnest teachings, did not communicate with women, and was destined to be lonely for a lifetime.

Although it is a pity, the days still have to pass, after a few days, Luo Hai has forgotten about this matter, but pays more attention to WeChat, a successful experience has made him full of confidence in the future, and even feels that if he meets that woman again, he will definitely take it down.

On this day, he was lying on the bed playing WeChat, and the information of applying for friends appeared again.

Luo Hai suddenly sat up straight, his face flushed with excitement, and passed the other party's application as soon as possible.

'Still playing games?' ’

The application was approved, and he couldn't wait to ask, but he never answered.

This time, he was not in a hurry, but followed his friend's routine and kept sending messages to the other party, but all the messages were like a stone sinking into the sea, and there was no response.

"Got too drunk this time?"

Luo Hai made an excuse for the other party, he didn't believe it was because of his lack of charm.

No matter how beautiful a woman who doesn't reply to messages is, it's useless, Luo Hai started chatting with other women, and before he knew it, he chatted until 12 o'clock in the evening.

Just when he and the last micro-friend exchanged goodnight and planned to rest, Mi's message finally came.

'Are you done saying goodbye?' ’

Luo Hai was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "Not yet, how can I be willing to say goodbye to you?" ’

Mi disappeared again, and waited until 1 o'clock until Luo Hai couldn't resist the drowsiness and fell into a deep sleep.

The night was heavy, and the moonlight could only pass through with difficulty, bringing a faint glow to the city.

Luo's father and Luo's mother were sleeping soundly, when they suddenly heard the sound of Si Si Suo Suo from the kitchen.

"Old man, someone."

Luo's mother touched her husband, and Luo's father yawned: "I guess it's the cat next door running in again, this time I have to kill it." ”

Saying that, she got up angrily and walked towards the kitchen, Luo Mu didn't care, the cat next door often ran to the kitchen to rummage through the trash can, which annoyed them.

Just a minute later, the screams of her husband could be heard in the kitchen.

"Old man, old man, what's wrong?"

Luo Mu hurriedly went out, and when she saw the scene in the kitchen, her eyes rolled and she fainted directly.

Luo Hai was skinning himself with a knife. ”

Ling Tian couldn't help but shudder: "Brother Luo, fake, fake." ”

It's been nothing for the past few days, the Jar of the Gods is still upgrading, just like the previous junior high school reunion, after Ling Tian participated, he restored contact with a few classmates who were still in Binhai, and they often mixed together these days.

Today is no exception, I heard such a terrifying story while eating, and I even couldn't believe it.

Brother Luo pouted: "How could I lie to you, now my brother is still lying in the hospital, but the doctor said that he was mentally ill, and it is estimated that the pressure is too great." ”

The topic turned to pressure, and everyone began to complain one after another, only Ling Tian was thoughtful.

After the supper, Ling Tian returned to his home, but he couldn't sleep while lying on the bed, so he simply picked up his mobile phone and opened WeChat.

"Ahh

In the place where I applied for friends on WeChat, there is a new application, and the avatar is a photo of a woman in uniform, and the name is Mi.

Things went so smoothly that it even made him feel like he was being pranked.

No, you have to use the mentality of an ordinary person, Ling Tian took a deep breath and pressed agree.

Soon, a message came: 'Shall we play a game?' Rock-paper-scissors, who loses take off a piece of clothing, take a photo and send it to each other. Play 6 rounds. ’

A figure covered in flesh and blood, without a trace of skin on his body, began to wander in his mind.

'Okay. ’

'At first, now you are not allowed to add clothes. ’

Ling Tian's hand reaching for his coat retracted his head, watching as the ever-changing game on his phone gradually stopped, revealing a scissor gesture.

"Scissors! I have to come to the stone. ”

He pressed it hard, perhaps God heard his prayer, and what appeared on the screen was a stone.

He was stunned, and it was a long time before a photo was sent, and as the ring of reading progress in the phone gradually closed, Ling Tian's heart also lifted at the same time.

The speed of the Internet was very slow, and the pictures began to swipe from the bottom to the top, and the first thing that appeared was a large belly with a shiny oil, followed by a fat cascading breast, and then a familiar face of Luo Ge.

'Haha, scared you, good night. ’