Chapter 112: The Axe Gang
"Nightmares, dreams! It's a dream! ”
Zheng Fan suddenly realized that everything that happened before was an illusion created by Four-Eyed Hao, but it was only a moment, and the whole person's eyes were black again...
"Lao Zhangtou, this month's protection fee should be paid, otherwise, you can only use your daughter to pay it."
Zheng Fan lowered his head and played with the axe in his hand, glanced at the old man, sneered slightly, and had a little banter in his eyes.
When Lao Zhangtou heard this, he didn't have a trace of fear, picked up a baked cake and stuffed it into Zheng Fan's hand: "Xiao Zheng, be accommodating for a few more days, don't laugh, where did I come from." ”
"Three days at most, and then you won't be able to pay the protection fee after three days, hum!"
After taking a bite of the baked cake, Zheng Fan slowly left the 'Zhang Ji Baked Cake', looked up at the sky at an angle of forty or fifty degrees, and the melancholy eyes and embarrassed stubble made many little ladies look sideways for a while.
"Anyway, he is also a traverser, and he has been reduced to living by collecting protection money."
Similar to this kind of exclamation, Zheng Fan has complained countless times. It was one night three years ago, and Zheng Fan was reborn in this world called the 'Great Qin Dynasty'.
It's a pity that the original owner of this body is not a rich son, nor a young master of the martial arts sect, but a little beggar, because his body is slightly stronger than his peers, he was pulled by the local gang, the 'Axe Gang' to be a little minion.
It's been three years, he's fifteen years old this year, the long-awaited golden finger, the system, etc. haven't all appeared, peerless martial arts, and the anti-heaven Lingbao hasn't even seen a hair, and he's used to it for a long time, and he's a little used to it, being a little gangster, and it's okay to flirt with women from a good family, and it feels pretty good.
"Brother Zheng, there's something big, come back with me to help gather!"
"What's the big deal, the helper died?"
Zheng Fan said with a smile, patting the shoulder of the thin man opposite, completely unimpressed.
"It was the mother-in-law of the deputy gang leader who was slept with by the young master of the Shenlong Dart Bureau, and the deputy gang leader was furious and gathered the brothers to destroy the Shenlong Dart Bureau!"
"It turned out that he was cuckolded, no wonder he was so angry, it's understandable." He shrugged his shoulders, ate the last piece of the biscuit, pinned the axe to his waist, and returned to the Axe Gang with the thin man.
Returning to the Axe Gang, he found that most of the gang had gathered and stood up, and a red-faced man shouted angrily: "Brothers, what is the slogan of our Axe Gang? ”
"If anyone does not offend me, I will offend me. If anyone sins against me, I will sin more! ”
More than 500 axe gangs, uneven shouts sounded, half of them were fourteen or fifteen-year-old teenagers, more middle-aged, and a few old men, on crutches, sticking to their posts.
"Very good, Shenlong Dart Bureau, never take our Axe Gang seriously, and kill them today without leaving a piece of armor!"
After shouting the hot-blooded slogan, he found that everyone was frowning one by one, without the slightest reaction, the red-faced man was a little unhappy, and said again: "Kill them, rob their gold and silver, kidnap their women, kill all the men, and rob the women!" ”
"Men kill all, women rob all!"
"Men kill all, women rob all!"
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the crowd was excited, and they waved the axes in their hands one by one and raised them above their heads.
The performance of everyone made the red-faced man very satisfied.
"Okay, Fengshentang, open the way ahead!"
With an order, more than 200 people from the Fengshen Hall drew their axes and took the lead in killing the Divine Dragon Dart Bureau.
Zheng Fan is also a little minion under the Fengshen Hall, following the team at the end, what he hates the most is to fight and kill.
"Kill! Destroy the Axe Gang and eliminate harm for the people! ”
A group of men dressed in red, with large knives in their hands, rushed towards the Axe Gang.
"Who leaked the news?"
The red-faced man frowned slightly, he never expected that as soon as he came out of the door, he would be blocked by the people of the Shenlong Dart Bureau.
The common people and small traders on the street, seeing the two sides fighting, immediately ran in all directions and fled.
Zheng Fan was also shocked in his heart, he had joined the Axe Gang for three years, and he had never seen the big scene of these hundred people fighting.
He doesn't know any martial arts himself, and the Axe Gang only gives each person an axe, even if they have some martial arts cheats, they won't teach them such an ordinary gang.
"I'll fuck your mother!"
"Who stabbed me in the ass?"
"Labor and management hacked you to death!"
"The deputy leader of the Axe Gang was annoyed and embarrassed by the cuckold..."
“...”
The two groups of people fought together, there was no way to retreat at this moment, and they did it with real knives and guns, and several people died under the knife when they landed, and there were not a few people who had their hands and feet cut off.
The Axe Gang is just a gangster, although there are many people, but it is also bullying and bullying the common people, the rabble, the overall quality, naturally not comparable to the dragon dart game that licks blood on the head.
"Brother Zheng, what should I do? I'm scared, I don't want to die, I haven't played mother-in-law yet. ”
The thin man before said to Zheng Fan tremblingly, and he was about to cry when he saw it.
Zheng Fan smiled at him and comforted: "Don't be afraid, actually, ah!" I'm dead..."
Zheng Fan suddenly screamed, clutched his stomach, and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Brother Zheng, what's wrong with you, Brother Zheng! Don't die. The thin man was really scared and cried at the moment, and he didn't know what to do.
"Lie down and play dead." Zheng Fan suddenly opened one eye, and then closed it again.
"Pretend, pretend?"
The thin man is not stupid, and he also looks like Zheng Fan when he heard this, and after screaming, he lay on the ground and did not move.
Blood drifted away, broadswords were wielded, and screams were heard endlessly.
"Grandma's, Shenlong Dart Bureau, you deceive me too much!"
The red-faced man roared angrily, and the clothes on his upper body suddenly burst open, revealing a body of strong muscles.
"Yo, Liu Lao Wu, you're good at kung fu. You should be about to reach the samurai realm with this stance, right? ”
A man dressed in red and holding a paper fan in his hand smiled: "It's a pity that your kung fu in bed doesn't seem to be very good, otherwise your mother-in-law wouldn't..."
"Shut up, Nie Mad, you haven't grown your hair yet, and you dare to insult me? Let you see my iron cloth shirt magic skills! ”
With a strong right hand, Liu Lao Wu threw the axe fiercely, and at the same time jumped and went straight to Nie Mad at the same time.
Nie Mad retreated, and didn't fight back, just laughed and said, "Your mother-in-law was by me." ”
"Shut up! Shut up! Liu Lao Wu was uncovered, and rushed towards Nie Mad desperately, eager to tear him to pieces, but unfortunately, Nie Mad specializes in light skills, and does not fight with him, just flashing and moving.
"I'm going to destroy you!"
"Your mother-in-law was by me."
"I will kill your whole family, and I will do your whole family for eighteen generations!"
"Your mother-in-law was by me."
"Would you say anything else?"
"I your mother-in-law."
“...”
Liu Lao Wu's current state is close to madness, he can't beat it, he can't scold and scold, the fire starts from his heart, can't he hit you, can't he beat your little brother?
In the crowd that rushed into the Shenlong Dart Bureau for a while, his fists and feet came out together, and every move could basically take away a life, and he was wearing a horizontal iron cloth shirt, close to the cultivation of the 'samurai' realm, which ordinary person could stop him?
"Okay, Liu Lao Wu, if you kill the people in my dart game, I will kill the people of your Axe Gang!"
With a sneer, Nie Mad also began to harvest the lives of the Axe Gang, he was very good at light skills, and he killed people, and his speed was better than that of Liu Lao Wu.
"Brother Zheng, fortunately I listened to your words and pretended to be dead, that Nie Mad of the Divine Dragon Dart Bureau is really terrifying." The thin man closed his eyes and muttered quietly.
"If you don't want to die, shut up!"
Zheng Fan said viciously, he was also frightened in his heart, and secretly made up his mind that from now on, he must exercise diligently, at least he can't beat it, and he can still run.
"The prefectural order has arrived."
A neutral voice sounded, and dozens of soldiers, surrounded by a sedan chair, walked slowly. When everyone present heard this, they all stopped fighting. Zheng Fan took advantage of the fact that everyone's eyes were attracted by those officers and soldiers, and secretly stood up.
A middle-aged obese man came down from the official sedan chair, with a big belly, a black gauze hat on his head a little crooked, holding a general's belly, and glanced at Liu Laowu and Nie Mad .
"This official received a report that someone gathered to make trouble, two, it can be regarded as giving me face, let's make peace, they are all villagers in the same county, what kind of hatred do you have to fight for life and death?"
"Humph!"
Liu Lao Wu snorted coldly and didn't speak, after all, his daughter-in-law was slept on, where was she embarrassed to say it?
Nie Yan smiled slightly, and arched his hand at the county order: "It's all up to the orders of the adults." "With the people of the Shenlong Dart Bureau, they cleaned up the dead bodies and dispersed.
The county magistrate sat back in the sedan chair and left slowly.
The axe gang is not small, and the casualties are not small, Zheng Fan snorted, and there was no sense of compassion.
The Axe Gang is a gangster, and they do a lot of things that bully the people and hurt nature and reason on weekdays. Even the officers and soldiers are not afraid, and today the two sides stopped, that is, nominally giving the county order a face.
Habitually looking up at the sky, sighing at the fragility of life, and sighing, I faintly saw a figure in the clouds.
"Master? Monster? Immortal? ”
Zheng Fan's eyes widened suddenly, he knew that there were so-called martial arts masters who flew off the wall in this world, but this kind of flying 'master' was the first time he had seen it, and he had never even heard of it before.
A flash of light streaked through, and a yellowish object appeared on the ground.
Zheng Fan stepped on it with one foot first, and then looked around, and the members of the Axe Gang were basically gone, so he raised his foot.
"This can't be the poop pulled by the gods, right? Immortals will also poop? ”
Zheng Fan didn't rashly reach out to pick it up, but took a look, the pale yellow object, like a stone, the touch under his feet was indeed very soft, and it was no wonder that he mistook it for poop.
After thinking for a moment, he carefully held the yellow object in his hand, and was about to take a look, but the yellow object disappeared in his hand in an instant, as if it had melted into his body.
At the same time, a mechanical metallic voice sounded in his head: "Identification, inferior spirit stones, reaching the minimum activation standard, the host can take the initiative to choose a set of exercises." ”
"Nani? System? Labor and management have waited for three years, and finally waited for my golden finger? ”
Zheng Fan closed his eyes and concentrated, and sure enough, he saw countless books floating in his mind.
""Nine Turns of God and Demon Formula", "Emperor Yu Opening Heaven Formula", "Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Sect", "Seven Star Overlord Body Formula", "Demon Swallowing Treasure Book" ......"
Zheng Fan swallowed his saliva, excited, a book of magical cheats that looked very domineering was placed in front of his eyes, and now he wanted to choose one, and he really didn't know where to start.
"Countdown to exercise selection, thirty seconds."
A number popped up in my head, thirty, followed by twenty-nine, twenty-eight.
Zheng Fan knew that this was the last time for him to choose, and a book appeared in front of him as if it were lined up.
"Tai Chi? No. ”
After Zheng Fan said no in his heart, the next number immediately appeared.
"Yin and Yang Reversal Divine Skill"? Don't"
"Thor's Formula? Don't"
There were twenty cheats in a row, but Zheng Fan didn't even look at them. He thinks there must be something better to come.
"Hey, Brother Zheng, the deputy gang leader is looking for you, why are you in a daze here?"
Zheng Fan felt someone tap him on the shoulder, and he was startled, and when he looked back, it was the thin man who was pretending to be dead with him.
"The deputy gang leader is looking for me? What's the matter with me, it's not because you find out that I'm pretending to be dead to find fault with me, I..."
Before the words were finished, a metallic voice sounded in my head again: "When the time is up, I will choose the exercise "Idiom Daquan" by default." ”
As if he had been struck by lightning, Zheng Fan pinched the thin man's neck fiercely, and roared angrily: "It's you who bother me, I'll do your uncle's idioms!" ”
Walking on the way back to the Axe Gang, Zheng Fan seemed to have lost his soul, and information about the magic skill, "Idioms", appeared in his mind.
"Idioms are a major feature of Han culture, with fixed structural forms and fixed expressions, indicating a certain meaning, and are applied as a whole in sentences."
In such a short sentence, Zheng Fan didn't feel that he had become stronger, nor did he feel that his strength had increased, and he had the heart to kill.
"Originally, I could choose powerful exercises, and from then on I could fight all over the world invincible hands, all over the world's beauties, with great power in my left hand and life and death in my right hand, all of this is ruined, little Liuzi!"
The thin man, called Xiao Liuzi, was lowering his head at the moment, following behind Zheng Fan, keeping a distance of about two meters.
He didn't know why his 'Brother Zheng' suddenly became so angry, but the scene just now when he almost strangled himself to death was still a little frightened when he thought about it.
"Idioms, idioms......" Zheng Fan muttered unwillingly: "Since it is called an exercise, it should be more than just an idiom book." ”
Concentrate your spirit and mobilize the exercises, and the four words gradually come to mind: "Gratitude and tears". On top of these four words, there is also a capital number 'ten'.
"Thanksgiving? What the hell, system, can you hear me? System, is it there? ”
Zheng Fan kept asking questions, but there was no response.
After thinking about it, Zheng Fan had already come to the Axe Gang and walked into the 'Torture Hall'. When the deputy gang leader Liu Lao Wuyi saw Zheng Fan coming, he retreated left and right, and kept sneering at him.
Zheng Fan saw that Liu Lao Wu was not good-looking, and the fear in his heart became more and more serious, so he respectfully made a helper salute: "My subordinates visit the helper, I don't know if the helper calls me here, what are the orders?" ”