"Where is this?"

Zheng Fan only felt that it was dark in front of him, and he wanted to look around, but found that his neck couldn't move.

When he wanted to move his hands, he found that he couldn't feel the existence of his arm at all, he was very panicked and a little scared, so he habitually wanted to shout ''.

But in his despair, he found that he couldn't even feel the existence of his mouth and tongue.

"Could it be that this is another illusion of Four-Eyed Hao? Or am I in a vegetative state? ”

This thought has only felt like the sky has fallen for a lifetime. Now he can't perceive anything that belongs to his body except for his thoughts.

"How did I end up like this? I remember, I remember, I feel like I've been hit by a car, damn it, the power of the shards is completely out of the way......"

"Maybe I'm already lying in a hospital room and being treated, but why can't I even feel pain?"

Zheng Fan thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't change anything, slowly, I don't know if he fainted, or fell asleep...

"Huh? What's going on? ”

Zheng Fan felt a huge pressure that pressed on his whole body, and while he was frightened, he also burst out with endless joy.

"I can feel my body!"

This discovery filled him with hope, but then he found that the pressure was mounting and almost crushing his body. He subconsciously clenched his fists, wanting to resist.

"Huh? I could feel my fists, arms, legs, feet! ”

In an instant, Zheng Fan regained control of his body, but at the moment, he seemed to have finished a long marathon, tired and tired, and even his fists were very weak.

"Who! Who the hell is grabbing the head of labor! ”

It was as if a pair of huge hands were grabbing Zheng Fan's head, pulling hard, Zheng Fan felt that his head was about to break, and at the same time he found that he couldn't breathe!

Not being able to breathe, no oxygen, means that within a few minutes, Zheng Fan will suffocate to death.

"What to do? What am I going to do? ”

Just when Zheng Fan was at a loss, he sniffed and found that he could breathe again, he took a big breath greedily, and at the same time, he felt a sharp pain in his lungs, as if something was in his lungs, and couldn't help but shout.

"Wow, wow, wow......"

After shouting a few times, Zheng Fan felt much happier, and continued to breathe the air greedily, this feeling was so good, as if he had been reborn.

"Huh? Something is wrong, my voice, what's it like? ...”

"Brother Zheng, give birth, give birth! It's a big fat boy, go check it out! ”

A middle-aged woman's cheers sounded, Zheng Fan was a little puzzled, he was now sure that he was in the hospital ward, otherwise how could someone give birth by his side?

"I should have fainted before, but no matter what department I'm in, I shouldn't be around pregnant women, right?"

Zheng Fan was a little puzzled, although his body still felt very weak now, but he tried his best, and planned to open his eyes to see, but this time he didn't use much strength, and in an instant, he opened his eyes.

"it!"

Zheng Fan exclaimed, only to see a middle-aged man with a scruffy beard in front of him, the man's face was dark, his eyes were wide, and there was a smell of green onions on his body, the lower half of his body was invisible, and the upper body was wearing coarse linen clothes, and there were some oil stains, which looked dirty.

The middle-aged man's eyes looked back and forth on Zheng Fan's face, his eyes were full of joy, and suddenly, he pursed his mouth.

",! What are you doing! ”

Zheng Fan was so shocked in his heart, he wanted to speak but couldn't say it, his hands and feet seemed to be restrained, and he couldn't move.

"This dead rabbit, do you have to? Oh my God, I've been imprisoned by a pervert? ”

Zheng Fan was very desperate, but unfortunately the miracle did not happen, and the middle-aged man kissed Zheng Fan's face in one bite.

"I'm dirty, I'm not clean, I'm not alive..."

Zheng Fan cried out aggrievedly: "I miss me Zheng Fan, I have been clean all my life, and I am still a virgin, I can't imagine now..."

Zheng Fan has already decided that once he is free, he will call the police and let this pervert be severely punished by the law!

Just as he was thinking nonsense, a somewhat weak woman's voice sounded: "Master, bring it to me." ”

When the middle-aged man heard this, he smiled and said yes. Then, Zheng Fan saw a woman with a sweaty face and smiled at him gently.

"Son, you almost took half of your mother's life, look at these big eyes, there will definitely be a chance in the future."

Zheng Fan looked at the woman, at first glance it was just an ordinary-looking woman, about twenty years old and nodded, it should not be more than thirty, when he looked closely, he was taken aback.

"This, this is? I... I? ”

Zheng Fan saw a baby in the woman's eyes, Zheng Fan blinked, the baby blinked, Zheng Fan shook his head, and the baby shook his head as well.

"Am I crossing over? Or is it reborn? ”

Although it was impossible to see his current appearance from the woman's eyes, Zheng Fan was still a little incredulous, and he hurriedly looked around.

When I looked up, I saw a pink curtain, a bit like the curtain in the ancient woman's boudoir in the TV series, and on the diagonal opposite of the bed was a dresser, on which there were some bottles and jars Zheng Fan didn't recognize, but he clearly saw a mirror.

I don't know if it's the ancient kind of bronze mirror, but it is certain that the color of the mirror is a little yellowish, and there are no modern floor tiles on the ground, not even a concrete floor, but a slightly potholed land.

The beams on the roof are clearly visible, and it is the best choice for hanging......

When he was looking left and right, the greasy middle-aged man from before took out something from his arms, handed it to a middle-aged woman opposite, and said with a smile: "Thanks to my sister-in-law today, one or two silver coins are not a tribute, don't shirk it." ”

When the middle-aged woman saw a tael of silver, her eyes straightened, and she hurriedly said flatteredly: "A tael of silver is too much, too much, this can't be done, can't be done." ”

As he spoke, his hands were not idle, and he took the silver tael into his arms like lightning, with a smile on his face.

Zheng Fan was a little disdainful, and said in his heart: "Hypocritical midwife, I haven't seen the world, only one or two pieces of silver As for the fuss, in those TV series I watched, the reward of 180 taels is just a joke..."

Zheng Fan has determined at this moment that he has indeed crossed over, or it can also be said to be reborn, and the bad environment in the house may not say anything, but using silver as currency, it must be a world similar to ancient China.

The midwife took the money, said a few nice words, and departed.

"Master, why did you give her so much money? You only earn one tael or two of silver a month, and you will give it out one or two at once, but I feel sorry for me. ”

The middle-aged man heard his wife complaining, and said with a simple smile: "This is what I promised her before, not to give more money, how can she do things with her heart?" Giving birth to a child is a big deal, one or two pieces of silver in exchange for the safety of your mother and child, there is no such cost-effective deal in the world. ”

The woman blushed when she heard this, and she was moved. Holding Zheng Fan, her eyes are full of spoiling, for this son, she naturally loves it, Zheng Fan can understand, although he doesn't know which dynasty he has crossed into, but throughout the ages, patriarchy is also common.

"Master, what do you say is the best name for our children?" The woman stretched out her finger, tapped Zheng Fan's little nose twice, and said softly.

The man scratched his head: "This, in fact, I thought about it before, let's call Zheng Ergou first, Lai Ming is easy to feed, Da Ming is not in a hurry, wait a while, let's find a teacher and ask him to help come up with a good name." ”

"Okay, then it's decided, Ergou, come, call ...... girl"

Zheng Fan's face turned black as soon as he brushed it: "God is special Zheng Ergou, he has a second pillar or something, and he is stronger than Ergou..."

Zheng Fan opened his mouth, and found that he was still speechless, he fantasized that he was a traverser, would there be any golden fingers, or anti-heaven systems and the like to help him dominate the world, but unfortunately, he didn't feel anything.

Zheng Fan is still a baby, he can't speak, he can't do anything, in addition to feeding every day, he sleeps, and of course, he will wet the bed.

After waking up, Zheng Fan will plan his life, since he will live again, he will definitely live a wonderful life!

He learned from the daily conversation between the two couples that his father in this world is a cook in a restaurant, although the income is not very high, but after all, he has a skill in hand, and his income is about twice as high as that of ordinary people who only rely on selling coolies, and it can be regarded as a well-off family.

His plan is also very simple, when he can speak, he will ask to study, with the insight of the two lives, plus study hard, get fame, and be a petty official, it should not be difficult.

At the same time, he practiced martial arts and strengthened his body, as for whether there is so-called martial arts in this world, flying eaves and walking walls, and swords breaking mountains and seas, he naturally can't know for the time being, and he can only take one step at a time.

Time flies very quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it is a hundred days. On this day, his father took him and went to the county yamen to apply for a 'photo card', which is similar to a modern ID card, which is a plaque engraved with Zheng Fan's appearance, household registration information, etc., to prove his identity.

If he doesn't have this brand, it's a black household, and when he reaches adulthood at the age of sixteen, he needs to make up for it again.

Zheng Fan doesn't know the material of the brand, but it will definitely not be copper and iron, after all, copper and iron are more precious materials in this world.

The words on the card are all traditional characters, and Zheng Fan can probably understand some information: Zheng Ergou, male, Qingzhou, Tianli County, Diying County.

Zheng Fan didn't want to act too abnormal, so he would cry like other babies, of course, he would only cry when he was hungry and wanted to feed, usually he was very quiet.

Because I don't know anything about this world, the information I can get for the time being is also from what the two couples say on a daily basis.

But his father came home from work in the restaurant every day, it was already dark, and after the two of them finished eating, they basically rested, and they couldn't say a few words.

So the most he does every day is sleep. The only thing he was curious about was that he had been born for so long, and his grandparents, grandparents, and grandparents had never seen any of them.

On this day, Zheng Fan was still sleeping in the small quilt, so he was woken up by the sound of talking at the door.

"Sir, thank you for your trouble, my child is more than a year old, almost two years old, and still can't speak, even his parents can't call, and he sleeps for a long time every day, he can sleep all day during the day, and he is quiet at night, do you see if he is ...... by something dirty"

As he spoke, the door was pushed open, and Zheng Fan opened his small eyes and saw that it was an old man who looked like a Taoist priest, wearing a yellow Taoist robe, with only a yellow cloth around his head, triangular eyes, a collapsed nose, and a handful of goatees.

"Fortune teller? God, feudal superstition kills people, how did my parents get such a person? ”

Zheng Fan was also speechless in his heart, he didn't know how to speak, when his parents were not in the house, Zheng Fan tried, he was already able to speak when he was one year old, but he didn't know how old a child in this world was to speak.

In his previous life, he didn't know much about how old a child could speak, so he didn't dare to speak easily, for fear of being regarded as an outlier.

If you're not careful, you're charged with a demon possession, and you're burned by fire, so there's no place to cry.

Zheng Fan looked at the old man, amused by his funny appearance and clothes, and giggled.

The old man also looked at Zheng Fan, his triangular eyes narrowed slightly, and his left hand began to pinch in a good way.

"I'll see what you can do."

Zheng Fan watched the old Taoist performance with great interest, he knew very well that this kind of warlock was basically a warlock who cheated on eating and drinking, and cheated some money by the way.

Although people are not good-looking, he firmly believes in a sentence: "The eyes are the window of the soul", looking at the appearance of this old thief, he knows that he is not a good person.

Sure enough, in about two minutes, Lao Dao stopped calculating and sighed: "Two, after my calculations, I learned that your son was a military general in his previous life, and once when his soldier poured tea for him, he accidentally broke the teacup, and he killed the soldier in a fit of anger. ”

"The soldier held a grudge, and after his death, he was attached to the body of the noble son, so that he was muddy and sick all his life, so he still can't speak, and the child's body is weak and can't stand such torture, so he will sleep all the time to replenish his spirit..."

When Zheng Fan heard this, his eyes straightened, and he thought, "you, you old god, you can really make it up, I almost believed it." I just sleep because I don't have anything to do, and when it comes to your mouth, I'm possessed by an evil spirit?

And according to what you said, I was a great general in my previous life, and the ghost of a small soldier can haunt me, so I'm too bad a general...

"Sir, you can save my child! I'll give you as much money as you want, my old Zheng family has been passed down for eight generations, and I can't end up in my generation! When Zheng Fan's father heard this, he was immediately confused, and he knelt down directly to the old man.

Lao Dao stretched out his hand to help Zheng Fan's father up, and said with a smile: "Money is something outside the body, except for the Demon Guardian Dao, it is my duty to be a monk, I have a rune, and I will wear it for your son to wear until he is eighteen years old, and he can resolve this injustice." ”