The official said, tiptoeing around Wu Sihu for a circle, he was thin and medium-sized.

And that Wu Sihu is as strong as a small tower, far taller than the ordinary big Chen man, how easy is it to look at the top of people's heads condescendingly? If it weren't for the public watch, Xie Jingyi felt that the official family would definitely have to jump up and watch, or they would have to build a stool.

After all, as a short person, she really hopes that a stilt grows under her feet at this moment!

Wu Sihu glanced at King Wu with a sincere smile on his face, and then at Xie Jingyi, eager to slap himself with a big ear scraper to confirm whether what happened in Xu Ya's small courtyard before was a dream he had.

"Smack", Wu Sihu did it.

He slapped himself one by one, inhaled in pain, and hesitantly glanced at King Wu, like a tiger descending from the mountain, rushed over and slapped King Wu with a big ear scraper.

The room suddenly seemed to be dead silent, and those palace people who were playing, playing, and singing to cheer up, their little hands shook, and they almost didn't lose their voices.

King Wu only felt that his skull was buzzing, as if a bee had burrowed into his ears, making it so noisy that people couldn't hear the words around him. A fishy breath hit, he couldn't help but open his mouth, and blood flowed down the corners of his mouth.

Wen Qianqian was already stunned by this sudden scene, she stood up suddenly, "Mad dog? Wu Sihu, since you are a Praetorian Guard, how can you beat the prince without any reason, this is the following crime! ”

Wu Sihu shook his hand and knelt down with a plop, "Minister, Wu Sihu is here to ask for guilt." But it was not because he was guilty of beating King Wu, but because the minister and the wife of the country, Xu Ya, drank alcohol and committed the palace return, and asked the official family to punish him heavily. ”

The official family helped King Wu up, and his eyes widened, "You beat King Wu for no reason, you are not guilty, is it possible that you still have merit?" ”

Wu Sihu glanced at Xie Jingyi, if he didn't understand at this moment, what Xie Jingyi's intention was to ask him to take the blame, then he was not Wu Sihu, but Wu Sizhu!

Although he didn't know why, it was clear that Xie San wanted him to shoot the first arrow of the war!

"The minister beats the traitor, and naturally he has merit."

King Wu was shocked, stretched out his chubby hand, and covered his swollen face, Wu Sihu's strength was too great, half of his teeth were almost loose, his mouth was full of blood, and his words were slurred.

"You...... Woo...... What the hell are you talking about? What traitor? You don't want to spray people with blood! ”

Wu Sihu felt that he was not articulate, and he had no quick wit to refute, he remembered what his grandmother had taught him, to be a man, to promote your strengths and avoid weaknesses, you have hard fists, so don't use your mouth, just beat it directly, you have a loud voice, you don't need to listen to other people's, just say what you want to say.

Let him jump to his feet and mourn, and people can only hear your words like thunder.

"Xu Ya's grandfather, Xu Ming, used to be a guard under my grandfather. At the time of the Dragon Boat Festival, Xu Ya said that she wanted to eat bacon dumplings, and begged me to buy her a few outside the palace. ”

"It's my fault. I saw that she was pitiful, and she had an old relationship with my grandfather, and thought that it was not a big deal, so I asked the people in the house to wrap a few rice dumplings and give them to her. ”

It was noon, and it was so hot that Xu Ya said she had made realgar wine. You know, official, I was hungry for wine, so I sat on the threshold and drank a bowl, and I got drunk after a bowl......"

The official frowned, "It's not ......"

Wu Sihu was like an emotionless reader at the moment, as if he hadn't heard it, and recounted today's events in one go.

After he finished speaking, King Wu spurted out a mouthful of blood, "It's too much of a deception!" It's too much of a deception! This is pure slander...... The heart of the official family and the minister to you can be seen by the sun and the moon. ”

The official's footsteps shook a few times, looked at the people who were already stunned, and waved his hand, "You guys should go down and retreat first...... King Wu is my own nephew, and he has always been close to me...... Unexpectedly...... Woowoo...... I asked myself how it was to be kind to others...... Woowoo...... Four Tigers, I can't listen to your words, so I will condemn King Wu. ”

"You go to the prince and ask him to thoroughly investigate Xu Ya's words, as well as Concubine Liu...... Woowoowoo......"

Wu Sihu saw it, and also cried loudly, "The official family, the official family, the minister is guilty, the minister is guilty, the minister is guilty, ......"

Xie Jingyi looked at it, and stepped forward speechlessly and patted Wu Sihu, "The official family is giving you an opportunity to make meritorious contributions, so don't go quickly." ”

Hanhu, if you don't leave, the official family can't cry anymore in front of your bald head!

Wu Sihu wiped his eyes, stepped forward, hesitated for a while, lifted his sleeves, and wiped away the tears of the official family.

"Woo woo woo...... You're wearing armor today, and your face hurts......"

Wu Sihu's body stiffened, and he wanted to undress, but was dragged by Chai Youchen and pulled aside.

"Go."

As soon as Wu Sihu heard Chai Youchen's cold voice, he clamped his body tightly and rushed towards the door quickly.

"Go away, don't cry." Chai Youchen took out a handkerchief and handed it to the official.

The official immediately burst into tears and laughed, and wiped his face with a handkerchief indiscriminately, "Haha, suffocate me, you don't know, I can't stop laughing, I'm going to laugh out loud." Wu Sihu's braincase, what the hell is going on? ”

Jiang He saw the official family laughing, and laughed along, "So, this is a farce, right?" I didn't expect that the official family and General Wu are such interesting people! It's just that the little nephew was scared out of a cold sweat, and this slap can't be in vain! This melon is delicious, it's better to give me one when I leave the palace. Otherwise, I'll have to go to General Wu's mansion to ask for an explanation. ”

The smile on the official's face suddenly faded a little, and he nodded at Chai Youchen.

Chai Youchen didn't say a word, walked over, pulled out two hemp ropes from the museum shelf on the side, and tied King Wu tightly. threw another one to Zhai Zhun, "Here you go." ”

Zhai Zhun snorted, afraid of superiority!

As he spoke, he tied up Wen Qianqian without saying a word.

If Jiang He still doesn't know that this is a Hongmen banquet at this moment, then what is he going to do, it is better to go home and have a sweet dream.

"The hemp rope is hidden, it seems that you have been prepared, why take off your pants and fart, and go out of the Hongmen banquet like this? also wants Wu Sihu to act in such a big play, it is not a loss that the old witch surnamed Qi taught him, and the hypocrisy is disgusting. ”

The official gave Xie Jingyi a look.

Xie Jingyi cleared his throat and said for him, "If you talk about hypocrisy, where can you compare to you, while kneeling on the ground, wagging your tail and begging for food, while still using your dog brain, wanting to bite the master back." ”

Why did Wu Sihu come to fight this first battle, he had to make such a fuss before arresting King Wu.

Of course, it was to kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, Wu Sihu was not really stupid enough not to even know that he had violated the palace rules, but when Queen Qi was there before, in order to pretend to be virtuous, he was very loose about these things.

This time, he took Wu Sihu to open the knife, and Xie Jingyin had a reason to rectify the harem.

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