Of course, these are illusions, not real. And the bamboo must be careful not to disturb the original trajectory, otherwise the Heavenly Dao should come to forcibly expel it, he has his own measure, so he is at ease.

From the first time the two children met, they established a good relationship until the two grew up, and perfectly kept the family in all aspects of the neighborhood within a reasonable range.

He dared to say that as long as the little apprentice wanted to marry a wife, he was the only perfect candidate, and of course, if the little apprentice wanted to sprout, he would definitely be the only perfect candidate.

Heh, is it hard to tease a little fool? It's not hard.

It's just—

"Liu'er, I'll tell you a secret, don't tell anyone else."

Oh, hehe, it should be a confession, right?

The little boy struggled in his heart for a long time, and finally couldn't bear the huge pressure and chose to find someone to confide in his secret, and the childhood sweetheart next door was naturally the only perfect candidate.

"I found that I, I I I could, like, like, like men."

Ha?!

Bamboo can't wait to knock on his head to take a look, you are a man in your life, is it possible that the daughter's heart in the soul is beginning to wake up?

In any case, in this life, he just likes men, and he can't change it, but he can't change the gender of the bamboo... Forget it, next life.

In the next life, Yexi is a girl, and Bamboo is ready, and she has a handkerchief with her as a woman, what if she likes a woman again? If you like men, hehe, he is special and raised by his daughter.

Perfect.

"Liu'er, I'll tell you a secret."

Well, let's talk, I've got two hands ready.

"I have big ambitions."

Suddenly something was wrong.

"I want to be a female monk and purify all sentient beings."

"Liu'er Liu'er, I made an appointment with the abbot of Cihang Temple, and I will shave tomorrow."

"If my family looks for me, you must help cover it up, and after the matter is completed, I will help you ask the abbot to open the marriage talisman with his own hands."

"I also help you book a birth charm."

Liu'er: ... I'll you!

Come and have it, come to a fateful encounter and fall in love at first sight in the next life.

In another life, the first time we met, an iron arrow roared, the speed was too fast, he couldn't make a move beyond mortals, he was hit in the throat, and he snapped to death.

"Someone, this person suddenly appeared near the battlefield, neatly dressed, the soles of his shoes were not dusty, he must be a fool and a spy, dragged down and whipped the corpse to hang in demonstration."

The bamboo that has turned into the air and watches: Hehe, whip the corpse, you wait for me!

Again, Bamboo simply became the emperor... The mysterious master behind him asked the emperor to issue an edict and send that person to be an alchemy boy.

The master and apprentice successfully converged, and just as Zhuzi was pondering whether his apprentice liked men or women in his life, he was assassinated by the alchemy boy he personally selected, so accurately, the dagger was inserted into his throat.

Boy: "Demon Master, Trouble Chao Gang Cao Kan people's lives, suffer death!" ”

Bamboo: "..."

Boy: "Demon Master, dare to stare at me like this, gouge out your eyes and make you a blind ghost." ”

Very well, blind man, you wait for me!

It's just that the national teacher of mortals is dead.

Again!

This time it was an orphan, and Bamboo cried with joy.

Adopted decisively, and set the age to be only ten years older than her, gender... Let's do it when the opportunity arises.

Affection must be cultivated from infancy!

Raising children with joy.

But—

"Daddy!"

The smile stiffened on the face.

A title, which has not been corrected for more than ten years, Zhuzi is a little discouraged, watching her rise and falling, and appropriately let herself die.

Watching her cry so much, her mouth kept screaming, her heart became more and more blocked, and she swung her tail and ran away.

He has to find out where those little cubs have gone, and he can't let himself be aggrieved.

When I checked it, I was surprised, it wasn't the same world?

Ouch, his apprentice has never been in his own realm, and it has been the same for so many generations.

Bamboo thought about it, turned to another place, found the others and checked them out. Sure enough, compared to Yexi, these are simply sprinkling bean seeds into the ground, a few in a pit, a few in a pit, and no one has ever been singled.

Night Creek is a rare flower with a single pot, or a poisonous weed.

Why did the prefecture do this? What was the idea?

Bamboo followed everyone separately to observe, and everyone observed for several lifetimes, and finally had to admit that his apprentice was too ... Alone.

Any other, whether it is Feng Tu without return, Xiao Baobao is empty, or Mu Lirong Wushuang, or it shows that everyone is really living an ordinary life as a mortal, firewood, rice, oil and salt, joys and sorrows, vivid and real, or rather, not out of line.

But his apprentice-

You can always live yourself into a human point. He just came to the life of a single dog, Shousuke. Then there are the richest men, national teachers, generals, leaders, female Confucians... It is conceivable that the same is true of every life before he came.

Isn't it arranged by the prefecture?

Difu: We can't do it, we can't write her in the book of life and death, and we can't arrange it if we want to, so we put her alone in a realm, for fear that she will unite with other people and they won't be able to hold it back, and they are also very hard.

Bamboo: It's gold that shines forever! But! How can we experience human suffering in this way?

Therefore, Zhuzi, who came back from a walk, decisively moved her hands and feet when Yexi was reincarnated, making her crippled.

Unable to see, she became a master of Chinese painting.

Unable to hear, she became a guqin master.

Unable to use her hands, she became a master of arithmetic.

Her feet couldn't be used, and she became the leader of the martial arts alliance!

Bamboo is so angry, if you don't know how to do it against your master.

The heart is ruthless, all five senses are closed, and the hands and feet are all paralyzed, I see how you are still jumping.

It's good, I can't get up, and the baby who was just born is too abnormal, and it was thrown into the toilet and reincarnated.

Bamboo:...

Nightstream: You'll wait for me!

With such an apprentice whose life is constantly tossing, Bamboo doesn't know whether to be happy or not.

Bamboo really wants to go to the underworld to discuss with the ghost, so you can't use your hands and feet on her soul to make her not so smart?

Ghost Difference: Hehe, head to toe and foot to head, densely packed with three layers, each layer is a chain of living souls produced by the highest yamen, we do hands and feet? Is it enough? We are also very reluctant to throw away such trouble.

Bamboo is worried, what else is there to experience like this? Doesn't it make her even more arrogant?

No, we have to think of a way.

Suddenly, he thought of something, or rather, a person.

Return to the divine realm and go directly to the tea master.

"Famous refiner, there is a girl named Bu Xing, where is she at this time?"

The tea master hadn't recovered from the fright of his sudden appearance, ahhhhhh

Bamboo glanced at it with disdain, has its brain grown into wood?

The tea master was embarrassed and teased: "Why do you want to accept a second apprentice?" ”

"Just tell me where she is."

The tea master sighed: "Do you owe you?" ”

Zhuzi said calmly: "If you don't say it, I will owe you." ”

Don't blame me for doing anything bad to you.

Obviously, the tea master has long been accustomed to his style, so he only rolled his eyes and pinched his fingers: "Yo, you can hurry up, otherwise the girl will go crazy immediately." ”

Bamboo couldn't help but feel a little nervous: "She's crazy doesn't affect the mildew on her body, right?" ”

Tea Master: "... You should know that her musty body is not simple, what do you want to do? I advise you to think twice before acting. ”

Bamboo didn't have time to talk nonsense with him, asked for the address, and rushed to it.

The tea master frowned deeply, and chattered: "It's really a piece of everything." ”

The bamboo rushed to the scene, and it was the time when the atmosphere was the most tense.

Ming Beixing pulled Hong's collar and shouted frantically: "You lied to me!" You lied to me! I know it all, you-"

The back of his neck hurt, his eyelids rolled, and the strength on his hands disappeared suddenly.

Hong was shocked: "Don't be lucky! ”